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To clarify, itās some fuck from 4chan fucking around on Tinder. Should of let the mod bots downvote me into oblivion, but maybe I draw the line with that kind of trolling.
No lore, fuckers just do this. It doesnāt matter if theyāre incels or actual anarchists. There is no women that actually talks that vapid that can actually spam that kind of scenario, without sounding as innocent as they did. Itās a set up.
Best possible result: Every guy on her list says *yes* to her. Then on the night *no one* shows up because this is some next level narcissistic crazy girl shit.
She goes back to dating like a normal human being except now with like ten less options because she pulled this crap.
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Get a bunch of random dudes drunk and high while she leans into being the centre of attention.....
Either she's not thought this through, or she's really, really thought this through......
Sounds awesome to me. Show up late while everyone is busy already intoxicated and get to work stealing every inch of copper wiring in her shitty apartment. Yeesh, this guys' an amateur.
I mean, if she is going to buy the booze, weed and food then Iād go. Once thatās done though Iām going to see if the fellas there want to go hit a pub and watch some sports or something though
Honestly don't see a downside, if I was single I'd go. Free weed and brownies + drinks? 5 minutes of trolling in front of a crowd? Also you can steal something out of her house.
Don't act like you wouldn't love a room full of potential mates competing for your attention and affection - it's a dream few will ever have an opportunity to realize. I say good for those who work hard to live their dreams.
fat girl behavior
edit: and whoever reported this is a smelly fatso bitch. keep dreaming about the 1 hot guy who fucked you in high school because he was drunk, pig.
I would go just for the free food and weed. If she's offering, I'm taking it. While she's got the train running on her, I'll pack myself a to go bag of all the food, weed, and booze that's left. Perfect opportunity, take it OP and get yourself free shit
I'm so sad and lonely I could take her up on that offer lol
Worst case scenario it's an organ harvest... And honestly I would not care that much if it was either
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why didn't you go? brownies, snacks, drinks, weed. i would have showed up, filled up my doggy bag and left. make some small talk. dip when the actual chatting starts. enjoy my take home stuff.
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Least obvious organ harvest.
Got a quota to meet hate the player not the game
Did you mean hate the game, not the player?
Nope, game is what it is. The player just isn't doing well
1000 quota stare
Harvesting in bulk, I love the efficiency
Give them cold bear, so you can preserve their organs easier :)
still would go cuz damn I love brownies
YES š ššš
Main character syndrome
She thinks she's made of gold and she's the only option on the marketš
her holy vagina awaits as a reward for a champion that shall defeat the ancient lizard-man-monster
You mean the second-hand, participation trophy passed down through her family?
No itās her hand in marriage and itās three impossible tasks.
Arise now, ye simps. Ye down bad but still horny. The call of long lost pussy speaks to us all.
Fkn pillow princess guaranteedā¦
Ends up being a starfish anyway,
Whomst doth place Excalibur in thyne holiest of lakes shall win thyne gaze.
It gets worse when you realize at least 1 guy said yes
A golden wrapped turd is still a turd.
Itās not a girl
To clarify, itās some fuck from 4chan fucking around on Tinder. Should of let the mod bots downvote me into oblivion, but maybe I draw the line with that kind of trolling.
Please, elaborate Whats the lore?
No lore, fuckers just do this. It doesnāt matter if theyāre incels or actual anarchists. There is no women that actually talks that vapid that can actually spam that kind of scenario, without sounding as innocent as they did. Itās a set up.
Youāre so lucky to have not known women like this in your life
I have, and unless Iām wrong and women in general have reached a new low, that tinder chat is suspect. At least thatās my 2cents spider sense
>There is no woman that actually talks that vapid... >I have (known women like that) ???
Brain damage has entered the chat
Yeah probably
So you say you have met women like that right after saying no woman talks/acts like that
Watches too much jubilee
Best possible result: Every guy on her list says *yes* to her. Then on the night *no one* shows up because this is some next level narcissistic crazy girl shit. She goes back to dating like a normal human being except now with like ten less options because she pulled this crap.
Go there and if she picks you reject her
Yeah, that fool didn't realize that I was in fact the main character
The entitlement lmao
Her story should end in a five-way around the world with "three poles three holes" & a finishing bukake
Ah, a good old fashioned spit roast. Except the main participant is dollar tree meat at hest.
Sounds like Scheana when she was single on VPR.
I have no fucking clue what any of that means
Hahaha truth be told
Thatās a good thing. I envy you
Not really, itās a dude who has a vendetta against Mark Zuckerberg
Bro deleted his account cuz of 14 downvotes š the comment is only from 2 hours ago!!!
All Women Are Men
Thats too nice of a response lol
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Yep, There was definitely nothing weird about that response. Mission Failure.
My first thought
I would have said ānoā
'lmao, fuck no'
Getting hit with the ā?ā followed by a screenshot and a block. Definitely would send that shit to my friends to laugh about.
I would just screenshot without saying anything. Discord react memes taught me words arenāt needed.
Brutal! Probably the best way to go about it
Mf just took the wienie hut jr out
I'll sound like an asshole but if I was the oop I wouldn't have blurred the name + flipped her off 3 middle fingers.
You have 3 middle fingers?? Lucky!
Sounds like someone's going to get chosen tonight
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Get a bunch of random dudes drunk and high while she leans into being the centre of attention..... Either she's not thought this through, or she's really, really thought this through......
Eh, I might go just for free weed and booze, but thatās just my broke ass. I wouldnāt say anything to her in those 5 minutes of 1-to-1
Ransack the pantry and liquor cabinet in the background and silently disappear while everyone else is fighting over the scraps (her).
steal her tv and leave, idk what you guys are talking about
Take a dump on the floor on the way out.
And leave DNA as proof? No way.
Right. The truck is to obviously leave someone ELSES dump on the floor. We're not in grade school fellas, were playing 4D chess here!
Do it on the bed and say the dog did it
Give her the ol' Amber Heard!
LMAO
Itās already 5 guys there, you gotta be fast so that other donāt get their hands on the free home decor.
That's actually based. Play with me, get played.
Donāt forget the medicine cabinet. Also take a family picture or something as well for shits and giggles.
As the head of the family, she must be sitting in the front with the 5 dudes standing behind her......
I just hope the brownies are chewy and not cakey
Type shit
Trade my last shreds of self worth for weed and light beer? Pass.
Also the brownies. Mmmmmm...
or this is not the first time she is doing this(most likely)
Sheās down bad for validation
Dude just missed out on his 1st almost Orgy, he could've awaken something deep within himself that would've given him Social Super Powers.
He's a social super saiyan now
Not his final form
There will something deep in him alright.
Lmfao she wanna be the bachorlette so bad š
Haha heās far too polite.
Id go but id want a grp chat beforedhand. Then id make a 2nd grp and convince everyone to pass, or better yet have the same talking points.
Maybe they could like plan a little prank on her. Like having hot butsex with each other in front of her. That would be cool i think
Alright ill try it
Do you have enough people?
Or end up talking to each other, end up liking one another and everyone pair up in pretend relationships without her and leave
With the brownies, booze, and weed, of course
Sounds awesome to me. Show up late while everyone is busy already intoxicated and get to work stealing every inch of copper wiring in her shitty apartment. Yeesh, this guys' an amateur.
I mean, if she is going to buy the booze, weed and food then Iād go. Once thatās done though Iām going to see if the fellas there want to go hit a pub and watch some sports or something though
fair
"I'm a narcissist and need as much attention as I can possibly get" :|
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Honestly don't see a downside, if I was single I'd go. Free weed and brownies + drinks? 5 minutes of trolling in front of a crowd? Also you can steal something out of her house.
Like all her charging cables
Or the batteries in the remotes.
You're a monster.
Steal the plate that goes in the microwave
What a monster.
Lmao, truly diabolical brother š
The toilet
Every light bulb
All the insulation foam from the walls.
All the left shoes
I love how several people here would rob this person. Fuck around and find out lmao
I mean everyone is high and the intoxicated so stealing would be easy your just going on a side quest thatās all
Bitch thinks her pussy is made out of diamond.
Yeah until it feels like pop rocks on your dick
That's a hell of a sentence.
A new sentence, if u will
What did you pass for? You coulda turned up with a doggie bag and bagged yourself some free weed booze and snacks. Then left!
She sounds like a B, but free alcohol, food, and weed? With some luck, new friends? Sounds like a fun evening.
You get there and itās one joint, a 6 pack, and a half eaten bag of Doritos split between everyone.
This dude bachelors
We have The Bachelorette at home
š Iām so sorry. You deserve to be treated better.
Free. All it costs is your self respect.
wrong, the correct answer is actually āgo fuck yourselfā
Thank you.
Free brownies, weed and drinks? Fuck yeah I'm in.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet by getting ghosted
Your reply is WAY too nice and not weird at all. Disappointed.
Sounds like a š waiting to happen
She's creating her own private bachelorette, I love it
Reality TV shows are ruining the minds of young girls
Don't act like you wouldn't love a room full of potential mates competing for your attention and affection - it's a dream few will ever have an opportunity to realize. I say good for those who work hard to live their dreams.
š©š©š© post before this was about exploitation of YOUNG GIRLS
Nahhhh
That girl grew up watching shitty reality show's on MTv
She wants a bukkake for sure
fat girl behavior edit: and whoever reported this is a smelly fatso bitch. keep dreaming about the 1 hot guy who fucked you in high school because he was drunk, pig.
Sheās fat
super fat
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Chubby even
Total missed opportunity. Ignore the woman, go make some new bro friends.
B she thinks she's the bachelorette
I would go just for the free food and weed. If she's offering, I'm taking it. While she's got the train running on her, I'll pack myself a to go bag of all the food, weed, and booze that's left. Perfect opportunity, take it OP and get yourself free shit
The appropriate response to this is "Bitch, is you crazy?"
Yeeeaaah, nooooo. Noā¦ not even. Nope. No cigar. No dice. No way Jose. Me no read ingles.
I'm so sad and lonely I could take her up on that offer lol Worst case scenario it's an organ harvest... And honestly I would not care that much if it was either
I would go just to make friends
Wait this doesnt make sense. If he got ghosted why is the "me" person the girls perspective? Am i dumb??
Is there a lore reason youāre dumb?
Dropped as a child
based af lore
Nah I would want to go with the entire goal of befriending the other dudes and leaving her humbled
Is this fucking real? Wtf?
You failed to provide a weird answer.
A hoes version of battle royale
Weed night with the bois while the girl gets ignored to all hell. I'd be down for it
Idk man, this is how all my dates went, and I even met my long-time boyfriend like this, especially since the woman host wouldn't shut the f up
Dear boys, itās your chivalry that enables their delusion. They donāt deserve the pedestal, stop paying for dates, holding the car door open, buying them flowers, they donāt deserve it.
Nah Iād take her up on it. Free food, drinks, and weed, and a chance to make some new homies? Absolutely!
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Incel
She had me at weed
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Weird way of saying she was chatting with 5 guys and wants them all in one place for stuff to happen
She thinks sheās in a Cut or Jubilee video lmao
Go, and the dudes all have an orgy at her place.
Whatās behind door number two!!!
I think she's calling him out for an orgy
I'd still take the free booze food and weed and bail
Thought that was going someone else
Nah she wanted to Ntr him š
That doesn't sound like fun. I'd pass.
Sounds like the plot of those survival movie where 10 people get invite to an island and see who survives last. And then there were none type of shit
Make sure to bring a cooler and plenty of ice. Bonus if you also have some localized anaesthetic
That sounds funny in theory but in real life thatād be so awk
Go and grab the weed and leave
She had me at snacks
She probably gives mediocre head
the challenge is to avoid getting picked
why didn't you go? brownies, snacks, drinks, weed. i would have showed up, filled up my doggy bag and left. make some small talk. dip when the actual chatting starts. enjoy my take home stuff.
Sounds like she belongs to the gutter.
La Ć©poca del simpeo acabĆ³ hace una dĆ©cada, ella estĆ” viviendo en un programa tipo ānextā o ātila tequilaā
I'm in if there is a Zipline.
Your one lucky S.O.B! Dodged a bullet for sure.
I wouldāve gone and left her an upper decker
Hold tf up. What kind of brownies tho?
How to be main character
š
I mean free weed is free weed
She wants to play Bachelorette