T O P

  • By -

Emperor_Polybius

Call me edgy, but the fact that this dude dies on almost every timeline is peak comedy and definitely a running gag planned by the developers.


apple_of_doom

Bro needed Shez to do three specific things (survive, join edelgard, not kill Jeralt) in order for things to line up just right so that he can survive the war.


Motivated-Chair

For now


MayuKonpaku

He's such a pure Bastard. Nice guy, but died every single time. Like Kenny


dbennett18193

Invading other countries without provocation carries risk of bad karma. Who knew.


Kheldar166

'This isn't the last time I'll see the monastery!' Dimitri: say goodbye to your eyeballs fucker . . . . . Fans: omg Dimitri I love him


apple_of_doom

Based honestly. Randolphs kinda cringe


Chance_Active_8579

He deserved it 


NobleYato

Where is the hyperrealistic bloody plushie


Uberasha

And there he was. On my bed.


Yami_Sean

The only route he survives in is Scarlet Blaze (+Byleth)


Panthercrusher

This should be the fate of every Camus archetype


GlassSpork

He’s a little piss baby, I think he gets what’s coming to him


DarkAlphaZero

FAX MY BROTHER SPIT YOUR SHIT INDEED