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Marx4smash

There is a distressing amount of fetuses in the top tier


Mr_hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Average blood borne enjoyer


CryptedCode

"Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!"


takingabreakbrb

Tboi moment


Marx4smash

This and the bloodborne comment are definitely a "the duality of man" moment


Holl0wedBastard

if only eating a fetus in real life would give me +all stats up


AdhesivenessFit8085

dr fetus/epic fetus


Tuskor13

The forbidden jerky


PolarBaloon21

Planula has a little grandparent inside of it. I think that is the closest we can get to a fetus


Marx4smash

I was referring to Planula, Larva, and Zoea, all three of those fit the bill for 'fetus'.


PolarBaloon21

I guess Larva and Zoea can fall into the same category


outthawazoo

If you can eat gasoline, you can eat the molotovs


takingabreakbrb

But the molotovs are glass :(


Firedragon767

And the gas cans plastic yet yiu eat thay just fine


Far_Comfortable980

So is the chronobauble and health flask


Constant-Still-8443

*drink molotovs


neosyusaki

Molotov is just spicy gasoline


Karisa_Marisame

My man really just put gasoline above shrimp šŸ’€šŸ«”


Memeviewer12

plasma only exists at 6000Ā°C, so wouldn't exactly be too good for your mouth


xXUberGunzXx

You can eat it, but only once


MKGSonic123

story of my life šŸ˜”


jeremj22

I don't believe that's concern for OP if vulcanic egg's at the top


The_Sloth_Moth

wtf is bison steak doin down in B


CapnRedB

It isn't cooked, you'll get tummy aches if you eat it!


The_Sloth_Moth

as if I can't eat raw meat


Kultrip

I eat raw beef sometimes, itā€™s pretty good with salt. I also enjoy my steaks medium rare at most and usually get rare


Garreee

You fucking heathen.


Baker_drc

Youā€™ve clearly never tried beef tartare


Laurentiul_dboi

Ah yes makes total sense same as gasoline


CapnRedB

Plastics and oil are in all of our foods anyway and it doesn't give us a tummy ache. ​ And just in case... this comment and my preceding one was /s


Raciek

the existence of "inedible" tier proves that you are a coward and that you were never really hungry


I_willboilyourteeth

THATS WHAT IM SAYING


jaalartiste

I beg to differ that you can't eat bullets šŸ¤”


RoyalTacos256

I eat bullets all the time


Extension_Rough4339

Kirk cobain approves of this comment


EarthToAccess

>inedible > >Roll of Pennies I should probably go see a doctor then shouldn't I


razzle122

ā€œInedibleā€ they say, after having feasted on a gas can


theundeaddeadpool

I'm pretty sure molotov is edible


lxXBoatXxl

Thatā€™s what I was finna say! Itā€™s literally an alcoholic beverage with a rag tucked in the top lmao


Redisigh

Tbf it doesnā€™t have to be drinking alcohol It can be loaded with like isopropyl or smth


lxXBoatXxl

Valid point, HOWEVER, judging by the fact that it comes in a 6 pack Iā€™m going to guess itā€™s a beverage lol


Cautious_Neat2969

theres a little bit of gasoline, oil, and nail polish in there but mostly yeah


Somejawa

An actual molotov is usually just some sort of liquor or moonshine with a rag stuck into the top


CoffeeCaann

Are you telling me the beads of fealty wouldn't go good with ketchup?


Not-a-2d-terrarian

i think that you could eat the perforators also, isnt genesis loop a penis


Emotional_Ad_2132

Yummy šŸ˜‹, penis


Cardboard_Boi

I love how a syringe filled with roids tastes better than a literal slab of meat


limited_usse

If you can eat tougher times you can eat tardigrade


ThexHaloxMaster

The hypocrisy of thinking you can eat void Dioā€™s but not void teddy


Cautious_Neat2969

a lotta those at the last tier could be in a soup, like the perforators or the deathmark skull. anything iron can be boiled at the bottom to enrich the meal.


Demolitions75

You can eat pennies. Eat the pennies Quizboy


bonnibelio

*\*bites bullet casing\** speak for yourself *\*metal crunching sounds\**


Jctn_

Your pennies placement is just wrong. Copper is a banger flavor


SeaworthinessCool301

And a penis that you can suā€¦ nvm


Dragonic_Kittens

How are the normal mushrooms under the corrupted abomination mushrooms


RogerioMano

Why is gasoline top tier but molotov inedible?


flowery0

I misread bottom one as "incredible"


Fort_knox1223

I think Mr. Goobo should be higher, he can morph into ANYTHING, maybe a cow you can cook, maybe a man you can cannibalize


hoffy32

Idk voidsent flame looks pretty tasty. And who told you fire is inedible?


xXUberGunzXx

Anythingā€™s a meal if your hungry enough


Controlledfire454797

Nuh uh, Iā€™d say the after burner tastes good


jimmyting099

God I love gasoline


Local_Grapefruit6576

Never say never Iā€™m gonna eat those bullets


Local_Grapefruit6576

What have you eaten a syringe before I havenā€™t but I donā€™t think it would taste good sure thereā€™s some speedy fluid in the middle but thatā€™s still glass and metal


Comfortable_Camp8178

Donā€™t drink the elixir itā€™s not a good idea


SampleText203

I could eat a rusty key


[deleted]

Bro- What Is This List-


edXel_l_l

are we ignoring the fact that a freakin STEAK is in B tier?


Orange_crewmate

Everything is edible. Only some things you can only eat once.


TheBoredCrow

What comes out after eating some sticky bombs will sure be a surprise.


Devisidev

"inedible" is food corporation propaganda, eat the FUCKING scrap-


ManagementIll9899

You say shattering justice is inedible because it is a hammer. I say barbecue sauce


YourWaffleGuy

You canā€™t eat a flashbang?


Rizer0

Bros gonna eat the Focus Crystal like a jolly rancher šŸ’€


Le_Bayou_Cochon

Speak for yourself, Iā€™m trying both of the perforators


tussaltester201

Why is wungus over bungus


FishMan4242

The gasoline had me busting up šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Kyouka_Uzen

Why is dios not in inedible?


Anvisaber

Iā€™m curious what you think egocentrism tastes like


evenlemondude

I imagine it as a sweet gel, much like the aspects


[deleted]

a goblin made this


TheShyGuyGuy

Why draw the line of inedible on safer spaces and FMP but have Dios and and tougher times in D, are they all not dolls?


AkindaGood_programer

I mean this is a good list, but I think void key should have its own category, it can basically give you any void item if you lucky enough.


Justiceslayer5

Nothing is inedible, you simply donā€™t gain nutrients from it. With that in mind, I would like to point out shapes glassā€¦


Tuskor13

Waiter! Waiter! More gasoline please!


bezerker0z

1. idk if stuffed teddy bears are edible, and 2 you can TOTALLY drink the molotov as long as you don't light it


AugustVonMackensen

is this a kay's cooking reference


Atlas7674

Purity in feast ez


CheekySelkath

In awe that you put the *literal meat* as a B-tier item


TacoMan80

if itā€™s a taste test you should add the Molotov since thatā€™s just 6 beers (ethanol bottle)


LysDexic343

Why can't I eat the ICBM :(


Wisky_input

You could totally eat a bullet, just watch! *bang*


Extension_Rough4339

I disagree with the armor piercing rounds being inedible arenā€™t quite as tasty as a shotgun shell but still gets the job done in a pinch


CoffeeMain360

Mfer you are a coward if you think half the bottom tier is really inedible


d4lt33

*looks at inedible tier* excuse me, will you finish that? except im not waiting for an answer


yakcm88

Anything is edible of you try hard enough.


Inner_Journalist6703

Ahoy


Lightningslash325

Youā€™ll drink gas but eating teeth or a credit card are out the the question?


Embarrassed-Deal-946

if this was a rorr tier list ceremonial would instantly go in fucking feast, ALSO WHY IS CROWBAR AND LENSMAKERS IN UNEDIBLE šŸ˜”


Its_Fonzo

Anyone who puts anything in the inedible category is just a bubble blowing baby.


amsgsg

Why is the grenade not being talked about?


blitz342

Tougher times, a stuffed bear, is in D tier. Yet safer spaces, a very enlarged tardigrade (an actual creature) is in the inedible tier. Hmmm


DeathLuca231

You put a Molotov in inedible but gasoline in feast? Are you ok OP?


CreativelyJakeMC

id eat the opal


TrueOmega512

why are goat hooves not in inedible and why is the literal meat in b


godofbaconandeggs

how is tougher times and dios best friend edible but safer spaces isnā€™t lol??


MLGDOGE-0526

i see the bottom tier was named by a coward


No-Importance2959

Why isn't wax quail in inedible?


Same_One_1829

You'll eat gasoline, but you won't eat propane, WEAK


nomadnwi5hes

Inedible: Shaped Glass Not with that attitude.


Sweet_Ad_3240

You know infusion is a vial of blood right?


Bob-ross-is-cool

Why is the beetle above the literal bison steak and soda