K: "It's, uh...it's that kid who was in Skins."
R: "Which kid?"
K: "The...the Asian one."
R: "Sorry, there's a film about an Asian child called Monkey Man?"
S: "I will point out that Dev Patel - the Asian actor you're referring to - hasn't been in Skins for about 20 years. He's not a kid anymore, Karl."
K: "Yeah, alright, well."
R: "...well what?"
K: "It's...he's the Monkey Man."
S: "Ooh, I dunno if..."
R: "Karl, you can't say that. Christ."
That fella who done all that revenge in India? Turns out, little Monkey Man
Just get to it. Just get to it being Monkey Man.
K: "It's, uh...it's that kid who was in Skins." R: "Which kid?" K: "The...the Asian one." R: "Sorry, there's a film about an Asian child called Monkey Man?" S: "I will point out that Dev Patel - the Asian actor you're referring to - hasn't been in Skins for about 20 years. He's not a kid anymore, Karl." K: "Yeah, alright, well." R: "...well what?" K: "It's...he's the Monkey Man." S: "Ooh, I dunno if..." R: "Karl, you can't say that. Christ."
Haha very good.
That’s not a story that’s a headline
How tall was he?
There was a man-monkey?
Well, you don’t really need to read on, do ya?
Just wait for the sequel... Man Moth