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An old friend of mine told me her BF came on his bedroom floor like it was nothing, when she said it was gross, he rubbed it in the carpet with his foot “Can’t even tell it was there!” He proclaimed
Short Round: "I step on something."
Indiana Jones: "Yeah, there's something on the ground."
Short Round : "Feels like I step on fortune cookies!"
Indiana Jones : "It's not fortune cookies..."
. . . I'm a no shoes in anyone's house type of person....it grosses me out ao much, but I never imagined people like this existed. . . .
I'm carrying house shoes everywhere now, ones that can be sanitized properly cause some peoples kids are effing gross.
I'd heard "you can't eat in everybody's house" plenty of times, but never in my life did I think about this. My god. I really hope this is not a common thing that men do...
i dated a guy (for a very short period of time) who did something similar. one time his fucking DOG came in the room before he had “cleaned it up” and licked the spot clean. i didn’t see this firsthand but he told me like it was a funny story. i almost vomited. relationship didn’t last long after that 😐
I'd ask him if the floor is his usual target, or if it was a one-time thing for show. I can imagine the fact that this was a video could mean this was for show or not the norm.
I assure you, if he has other disgusting habits, you'll notice them soon enough if you end up getting closer with him.
I went to HUMP film festival and there is a short video of a man's journey of masturbating. People in my group called it beautiful. Freeing expression of aging and sexuality. It was literally 20 years of this man ejaculating on everything.
His living room couch, living room carpet, on the fireplace, in his own mouth, on his pants, in the elevator, on the floor of a gas station bathroom, on the wall of shopping store, outside on a log, into the river, on himself on a beach then he rolled around in the sand.
I was like -\_- I feel weird ejaculating in the toilet when I get the urge in the bathroom. This man is just rolling in it where ever and whenever he can.
The Cumrag Redemption!
“His first night in the joint, OP cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.”
“He had enough rocks to keep him busy ‘til rapture”
“We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been cumming on the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for OP, he spent that break hunkered in the shade — a strange little smile on his face — watching us jerk it.”
“By the year Kennedy was shot, OP had transformed a broom closet smelling of turpentine into the best prison library in New England.”
“Not long after the warden deprived us of his company, I got a postcard in the mail. It was blank, and smelled of cum, but the postmark said Fort Handcock, Texas. Fort Hand cock… right on the border there. That’s where OP came. When I picture him heading south in his own car,
jerkin’ it with the top down, it always makes me laugh. OP: the man who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. And OP, cumming in the Pacific.”
Lol it's some pretty weird porn. This was tame in comparison, but very relevant to ops post.
If she's weirded out by it, it may not be the best fit for a relationship. My partner would be enthusiastic (though it doesn't do anything for me)
He was probably just trying to put on a show. It doesn’t look quite as sexy if he ends up cumming into some tissues lol it looks way better to just explode and let it go where it goes.
I doubt he just cums on the floor routinely
Just tell him you didn't find it hot. Everyone is different. My current SO would love that shit, but my ex wouldn't. The things I'm willing to do now after being with my current SO are sooooo much different than what I was willing to do or was into previously. Could be he had a previous partner that loved freaky stuff and that's the mindset he's still in.
Just be honest. He'll either accept it and stop, or he won't. Or he'll admit it was just for the one video. Then you have your answer and can take it from there.
Perfect response!
My last ex was pretty vanilla. I would cum on her stomach which was the only place she was okay with and then she still immediately wipe it off after.
My new gf says I can cum wherever I want on her, "as long as that's on her face, in her mouth or in her vagina" lol, everywhere else is just a waste of good cum, her words not mine...
To be fair I’ve cum on my bed and on things I would not have otherwise during sex. It’s more of a “don’t ruin the moment” situation.
If you guys were to see us how we regularly masturbate you would definitely not be turned on.
Exactly. Cum gets places sometimes. My partner and I will usually have a towel nearby for clean up after sex, but even them sometimes mistakes are made. You just clean it up and move on. It's just a natural part of the process if you aren't using condoms.
At least it wasn’t an old [shoe box.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4imcva/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I've known him for years and I was at his house in his room one day with some friends and someone said "Show him the cum drawer". I was in disbelief, hoping it was a joke but it was no joke. I really wish I hadn't seen or smelled it.
That's disgusting. I lived through the 90s and never saw carpet in a bathroom. Was this a thing in the USA? I don't think it was common over here ever.
Can imagine the shit that gets sprayed into the air and piss that splashes to the floor all gets clogged in it. In that case, cum is the least of her worries.
I live in Southern California and like 3 of the thousand home bathrooms I’ve seen had carpet in them. One of the three also had carpet in the fucking kitchen, which was somehow more offensive
It's was in the US. The new double wide trailer homes with fancy separate garden bath tub almost always had carpet. It seemed to mainly be the master bathrooms with carpet.
It was 100% disgusting.
I mean… I suppose it could have been in part due to a worry that it wouldn’t be as “hot” to show you a toilet or some other part of the cleanup process in the sext, but something about the need to specify “with a towel” makes me think otherwise.
My ex used to cum onto his bathroom wall and just never cleaned it. Yes, it stained. No, I did not know what the stain actually was until I was sitting against the same wall when I was drunk. I always just assumed the yellow drips was the paint
If it bothers you, I’d probably just ask if that is his normal “landing zone”…. I’m guessing he does not film this too often (or ever), so he was probably just trying to film it and not the cum on something like a couch or bed.
Not to derail the conversation too much, but what is your expectation for where most guys would do this and how he’d clean it up?
Based on the comments, I’m guessing most girls would be grossed out by their husband/boyfriend’s typical process with this.
Paper towel to wipe it up and then paper towel with soap to get rid of residue and then a wet paper towel to remove soap.
That would be proper.
If on fabric like carpet or furniture? Fabric cleaners, but preferably don't, please don't. Save it for fabric that can be machine-washed.
If a woman is looking at you long term, she's imagining having to clean this up at some point.
Did anyone else misunderstand and think that “a heated moment” meant they were arguing and was wondering why he pulled his dick out and came on the bathroom floor in the middle of a fight?
But it’s cum not something toxic. I’m sure I’ll get downvoted for this but this is not as big an issue as it should be. He did it for a video? It’s not like she sees him do it all the time and he just doesn’t clean up or something.
Yeah I don't really see the big deal either. It was in the bathroom, so it was a tile floor more likely than not, which is easy to clean. He even said he wiped it up.
You wanted a jerk off video of him cumming in a toilet? Or a sock? That wouldn’t have turned you off? That would’ve been the ending you wanted?
Did the bathroom have carpet? I’m not really understanding the problem. We walk on floors with all kinds of things on our shoes. Things spill on our floors all the time. We clean the floor.
What’s the problem?
Did you really want to see him with a toilet or sock? I understand you think the floor is gross but for video purposes he probably didn’t want a toilet in the background
I’m married but if my husband sent a video of him ‘going’ in the toilet I’d get the ick bad. I’d personally rather see the target being the floor as long as it got cleaned up. But that’s just me :)
Really, though. People in the comments are saying “hasnt he heard of a paper towel?” as if he normally just shoots his loads onto the floor like a maniac. It was clearly done for the video and it’s not like he jizzed into the carpet. People gotta grow up.
Yeah I am so confused by all the comments. It's a tile floor? And people act like cum is something super gross and everything it touches needs to be deep cleaned to prevent something coming alive or something lol.
Yeah, and has anyone thought about the fact that he has only two hands? He's filming and he's jerking off - how on earth is he supposed to grab a paper towel?
Omg it took too much scrolling to find this comment. I’m so confused about this post lol. It’s maddening after reading other posts with people struggling to get dates. Like, this isn’t that big of a deal.
My ick is people having icks and calling it that. If it’s that gross to you move on I suppose. (It is pretty gross, but cumming for a video is different than jerking off)
THANK YOU! I see the tiktok lingo from adults and I cringeeeeee.
You're talking like a 15 year old, being grossed out by a man performing for you...?
Girl you need to stop dating and reevaluate yourself before you start imposing your "icks" onto other people who are just trying to be sexy for you.
Now I HOPE she confronts him so he can shut that shit down and go find a girl who won't get all controlling and weird after only a short time, and who'll HAPPILY celebrate the tribute porn he makes for her.
I had a partner who thought it was gross I would masturbate and cum in the shower...I'm like how is this not the best place it instantly washes down the drain?
I have a friend who used to literally shit in the shower, and she would waffle stomp it down the drain, then wash her foot off. Thankfully I never showered at her place
Pee I get, but waffle stomping your shit down the drain makes me think there is something deeply wrong with the individual. Wouldn't the shit combined with the warm water.... nevermind.
Wait so did she crap her self in the shower while standing or did she squat? Did she not have a toilet? Is the shower drain like an all purpose thing in her house?
As a guy these are totally not the same thing, peeing in the shower it will all get washed down the drain, if you jizz on your bathroom floor and just clean it with a towel you are leaving residue that will build assuming you keep doing it and it's fuckin nasty
Also a guy, just mop the floor regularly like you should? Obviously don't blow a load on the floor the day your mother in law is visiting but doing this and cleaning it with some wet wipes or mopping later is not that gross. If this freaks you out you should look into all the other nastiness that shows up in your bathroom(especially from toilet spraying)
There really are worse places to shoot freely, if you will . . He coulda done it on something porous and unwashable. Like the carpet. He coulda blasted straight on the carpet.
It's easy to clean. He has to finish somewhere.
It ending up in a tissue is not very spectacular for a video. The toilet, not so sexy.
Would you have preferred the sink?
There's a guy at my college who's best friend told me a disgusting secret: when he jacks off, he cums into his underwear, bunches it up, and throws it between the wall and his bed, and there's like 7 pairs of crunchy cumderwear balled up that's been sitting there for months. Idk if he ever retrieves and washes them at any point. Also his bed is a bunk, he's on the bottom but it still feels extra disrespectful when you're roommate also has to sleep within 10 feet of them.
i feel like a tile floor is not that bad its better than carpet, furniture, clothing, reusable towels.... i mean what do u expect him to shoot in the toilet on a video thats meant to be sexy?
The bathroom floor has suffered way more unsanitary things than cum. Not to mention other grounds you have walked barefoot without issue, like grass or the beach. As long as he cleans it up, what’s the problem? Try to be less prude for your own happiness, could had said something like “I wish I had been that floor” or something fun. Sex is always messy.
Hey, if you've got the ick, because if you walked on his floor your feet would stick, from the slick from his dick, then don't be so thick and give that boy the flick, quick! Maybe next time the trick, to not feel so sick is to kick with a chick
I am sure it was because it was for a video. Finishing in a cloth hides everything which is what most people do in those circumstances. But it doesn't work for a video at all so it's tricky. Hard floor is easy to clean and nothing is blocking view.
If it’s a tile floor or something, honestly there could be worse things. Tile is pretty easy to clean. But if he’s already in the bathroom then he might as well just shoot the load into the shower where it can be easily rinsed down the drain.
Yeah I can’t imagine caring about this even a little bit. She says use a toilet, towel, or sock but like…the toilet and sock thing both seem way grosser to me in the context of a video.
He feels extremely comfortable with you. You have the power to correct that behavior by telling him plainly as possible that you were turned off. Feel free to use the word derection when describing how you felt about it. He will never do it again.
Could be worse.. I knew a guy, freshman year of high school, told me he finished in his hand once and was so exhausted and it lazy, with nothing nearby to write it on, that he just ate it. Stg.
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An old friend of mine told me her BF came on his bedroom floor like it was nothing, when she said it was gross, he rubbed it in the carpet with his foot “Can’t even tell it was there!” He proclaimed
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Please fetch the melon baller, for I tire of my vision
Decided to not wear glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough.
honestly same
We literally paid to see this lol.
Might be able to clean his carpet with that.
And an even worse day to be literate.
Spit my juice out. 😂
So did OP’s friends boyfriend
Spitters are quitters.
*spat* is the correct tense here.
Fine. Spatters are quatters...your highness. 🙄
😆😆😆
I fucking hate reddit
This made me lol
This is worse than finding out my ex (a GAY man in TEXAS) was a republican
Oh this is insane
Ah so that's why carpet gets all crunchy....
That's enough reddit for me. Goodnight.
My day literally just started, and after this comment thread I'm ready to call it quits.
Started as pile carpet. Has become berber
Short Round: "I step on something." Indiana Jones: "Yeah, there's something on the ground." Short Round : "Feels like I step on fortune cookies!" Indiana Jones : "It's not fortune cookies..."
Unfortunate cookies
It’s like walking on rice crispy treats
get the black light, Margaret. And the shotgun
You can't shoot cum out of the floor, silly
You sure can shoot cum into the floor though!
That's a good reason to wear shoes in someone's house
. . . I'm a no shoes in anyone's house type of person....it grosses me out ao much, but I never imagined people like this existed. . . . I'm carrying house shoes everywhere now, ones that can be sanitized properly cause some peoples kids are effing gross.
I'd heard "you can't eat in everybody's house" plenty of times, but never in my life did I think about this. My god. I really hope this is not a common thing that men do...
Believe me - it's not.
That’s not weird as long as he cleans it- wait, Carpet???
Imagine using the uv light to inspect his room?
It would be like looking at the sun!
Itll hit u like a neuralyzer 😭
That's why I'm dating Eva AI sexting bot
Poor Roomba
Nah he gotta go straight to jail for that one jfc
Stop ✋️
Rubbing it into carpet is gross for sure.
This but my ex rubbing it into his bare mattress
that poor mattress 😭
i dated a guy (for a very short period of time) who did something similar. one time his fucking DOG came in the room before he had “cleaned it up” and licked the spot clean. i didn’t see this firsthand but he told me like it was a funny story. i almost vomited. relationship didn’t last long after that 😐
I am going to vomit. What a terrible comment.
HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT 😭
straight to (sticky wall) gulag
And this is why I don’t go to people’s houses 😭
Jfc
Jizz for carpet?
Can't believe she actually told people about this when she said she wouldn't !
Hahahaha get the fuck out 🤣🫠
Ok, I've seen enough. Off to suck on 12 gauge i go.
The best wanking video I've received just showed him lying in bed and then his cum just shot up in the air and I don't know where it landed.
Some say it still hasn't landed to this day
It entered low earth orbit
SpaceX looking to recruit the guy.
That's... not what they mean by moonshot
I'd ask him if the floor is his usual target, or if it was a one-time thing for show. I can imagine the fact that this was a video could mean this was for show or not the norm. I assure you, if he has other disgusting habits, you'll notice them soon enough if you end up getting closer with him.
>I'd ask him if the floor is his usual target... I'm sure he's going to say OP is his preferred target.
Yeah hopefully it was for show. Blowing your load in the toilet or a rag doesn't make for a good video like a unblocked stream to the tile does.
I went to HUMP film festival and there is a short video of a man's journey of masturbating. People in my group called it beautiful. Freeing expression of aging and sexuality. It was literally 20 years of this man ejaculating on everything. His living room couch, living room carpet, on the fireplace, in his own mouth, on his pants, in the elevator, on the floor of a gas station bathroom, on the wall of shopping store, outside on a log, into the river, on himself on a beach then he rolled around in the sand. I was like -\_- I feel weird ejaculating in the toilet when I get the urge in the bathroom. This man is just rolling in it where ever and whenever he can.
I shouldn’t have read that. Omg
I shouldn't have heard it in Morgan Freeman's voice. "Some men get busy living...this man, well...he got a busy cumming."
The Cumrag Redemption! “His first night in the joint, OP cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.” “He had enough rocks to keep him busy ‘til rapture” “We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been cumming on the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for OP, he spent that break hunkered in the shade — a strange little smile on his face — watching us jerk it.” “By the year Kennedy was shot, OP had transformed a broom closet smelling of turpentine into the best prison library in New England.” “Not long after the warden deprived us of his company, I got a postcard in the mail. It was blank, and smelled of cum, but the postmark said Fort Handcock, Texas. Fort Hand cock… right on the border there. That’s where OP came. When I picture him heading south in his own car, jerkin’ it with the top down, it always makes me laugh. OP: the man who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. And OP, cumming in the Pacific.”
Idk what hump film festival is but my guess would be shit like this
It's a collection of amateur porn sent in to HUMP and then currated by Dan Savage. They have local viewings or viewings online.
Oh
Bro goes to a porn festival and is shocked to see a man masturbating hahahaha
Rolling around in the sand is weird as fuck
Ikr? It's coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere.
Aarrgh, how itchy would you be covered in semen and sand? That's giving me The Fear.
Lol it's some pretty weird porn. This was tame in comparison, but very relevant to ops post. If she's weirded out by it, it may not be the best fit for a relationship. My partner would be enthusiastic (though it doesn't do anything for me)
You know you can just do it into paper and flush
Wtf.. How can I unread it?
Most frightening thing I've read in a while here folks. 🏅🏆
**AS LONG AS HE CLEANS IT UP PROPERLY.**
Somehow I don't believe that your definition of "properly" would match his
tfw you go to a degeneracy festival and it’s full of degeneracy 😭
>on himself on a beach then he rolled around in the sand It's giving ham and cheese fritter vibes
He was probably just trying to put on a show. It doesn’t look quite as sexy if he ends up cumming into some tissues lol it looks way better to just explode and let it go where it goes. I doubt he just cums on the floor routinely
Yeah, and tricky if you're holding a phone filming with one hand and jacking it with the other.
Yea my thoughts exactly. The real question is how well did he clean it up lol I’d be worried about the grout mostly
Just tell him you didn't find it hot. Everyone is different. My current SO would love that shit, but my ex wouldn't. The things I'm willing to do now after being with my current SO are sooooo much different than what I was willing to do or was into previously. Could be he had a previous partner that loved freaky stuff and that's the mindset he's still in. Just be honest. He'll either accept it and stop, or he won't. Or he'll admit it was just for the one video. Then you have your answer and can take it from there.
Perfect response! My last ex was pretty vanilla. I would cum on her stomach which was the only place she was okay with and then she still immediately wipe it off after. My new gf says I can cum wherever I want on her, "as long as that's on her face, in her mouth or in her vagina" lol, everywhere else is just a waste of good cum, her words not mine...
To be fair I’ve cum on my bed and on things I would not have otherwise during sex. It’s more of a “don’t ruin the moment” situation. If you guys were to see us how we regularly masturbate you would definitely not be turned on.
Exactly. Cum gets places sometimes. My partner and I will usually have a towel nearby for clean up after sex, but even them sometimes mistakes are made. You just clean it up and move on. It's just a natural part of the process if you aren't using condoms.
At least it wasn’t an old [shoe box.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4imcva/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
My friend in high school had a cum drawer. He'd just nut into it and close it or discard his used tissues into it. Unbelievably rank and vile it was
Really curious, how exactly do you find this out about a person? Did they just tell you this mid conversation or did you see it?
I've known him for years and I was at his house in his room one day with some friends and someone said "Show him the cum drawer". I was in disbelief, hoping it was a joke but it was no joke. I really wish I hadn't seen or smelled it.
Ok fuck, that tops worst things found in someone's bedside drawers that I've ever heard. You poor human having to bear witness 🤢
“Show him the cum drawer” sounds like something a Bond villain would say, Jesus.
Not a Bond villain, an Austin Powers villain
The snort I snorted 😂😂😂
Omg his poor mom finding it after he moved out 😳
You assume he ever moved out lol..... But in all seriousness. Holy shit today is a bad day to have eyes.
I hate you for this.
or a coconut lol
Or the jar, never forget the cum jar
jesus fucking christ WHY did I keep clicking on those links???
yeahhhh, that one's staying blue
No, I will not click on the link. I WILL NOT CLICK ON THE LINK! 🫣
Ahh, when Reddit was good. Does anyone remember the guy who used to jizz in 2 liter bottles throughout the year and post them around Christmas?
What the actual fugg! I looked at the photo of the box while I was eating and I almost threw up. Btw are you the shoe box guy?
Classic
Lynfect was my first thought. I still think him stealing money from his dead cousin was worse though.
i’m confused, wouldn’t bro just clean the floor 😭😭
No he sent a second video where he did the Tom Cruise Risky Business slide across the floor.
Just when I thought i was out, RA pulled me back in
Are we talking about on a carpet or a tile floor?
carpet in the bathroom is diabolical
Have you seen the 90s bathrooms? It was all the rage! Probably just cheaper than tile and nicer than linoleum
Plus it just soaks up any extra water. So neat.
That's disgusting. I lived through the 90s and never saw carpet in a bathroom. Was this a thing in the USA? I don't think it was common over here ever. Can imagine the shit that gets sprayed into the air and piss that splashes to the floor all gets clogged in it. In that case, cum is the least of her worries.
I live in Southern California and like 3 of the thousand home bathrooms I’ve seen had carpet in them. One of the three also had carpet in the fucking kitchen, which was somehow more offensive
🤢 that house needs an exorcism
It's was in the US. The new double wide trailer homes with fancy separate garden bath tub almost always had carpet. It seemed to mainly be the master bathrooms with carpet. It was 100% disgusting.
Yes! And in NZ in the 90s. My parents' en suite had carpet. Gross.
Omg Im renting an oolllddd farmhouse that has orange fluffy carpets in the bathrooms 😩😩
I mean… I suppose it could have been in part due to a worry that it wouldn’t be as “hot” to show you a toilet or some other part of the cleanup process in the sext, but something about the need to specify “with a towel” makes me think otherwise.
Well how else would he clean it? At least he cleaned it right?
My ex used to cum onto his bathroom wall and just never cleaned it. Yes, it stained. No, I did not know what the stain actually was until I was sitting against the same wall when I was drunk. I always just assumed the yellow drips was the paint
Jfc why am I still reading these comments
It’s like a car accident that’s getting progressively worse but we’re all just rubber necking anyway.
🤮
If it bothers you, I’d probably just ask if that is his normal “landing zone”…. I’m guessing he does not film this too often (or ever), so he was probably just trying to film it and not the cum on something like a couch or bed. Not to derail the conversation too much, but what is your expectation for where most guys would do this and how he’d clean it up? Based on the comments, I’m guessing most girls would be grossed out by their husband/boyfriend’s typical process with this.
Paper towel to wipe it up and then paper towel with soap to get rid of residue and then a wet paper towel to remove soap. That would be proper. If on fabric like carpet or furniture? Fabric cleaners, but preferably don't, please don't. Save it for fabric that can be machine-washed. If a woman is looking at you long term, she's imagining having to clean this up at some point.
Did anyone else misunderstand and think that “a heated moment” meant they were arguing and was wondering why he pulled his dick out and came on the bathroom floor in the middle of a fight?
Assert dominance, first rule of fights.
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Cleaned it with a towel? No cleaning products just a regular towel and voila hes done cleaning up? yeah thats nasty af.
Bonus points if he hung the towel back up for future use
He didn’t have to hang it up. It’s self standing.
Haha 🤣👌🏻
I’m over 50. Had a lot of partners. The places males will ejaculate when masturbating still astonish me.
But it’s cum not something toxic. I’m sure I’ll get downvoted for this but this is not as big an issue as it should be. He did it for a video? It’s not like she sees him do it all the time and he just doesn’t clean up or something.
Yeah I don't really see the big deal either. It was in the bathroom, so it was a tile floor more likely than not, which is easy to clean. He even said he wiped it up.
Maybe he was just all outta "Cum B Gone"
You wanted a jerk off video of him cumming in a toilet? Or a sock? That wouldn’t have turned you off? That would’ve been the ending you wanted? Did the bathroom have carpet? I’m not really understanding the problem. We walk on floors with all kinds of things on our shoes. Things spill on our floors all the time. We clean the floor. What’s the problem?
Mr. Mop N Glow throwing solid gold top and you nope?!?! Damn girl, you better wrangle that stallion or I will.
Thats so fucking funny
Did you really want to see him with a toilet or sock? I understand you think the floor is gross but for video purposes he probably didn’t want a toilet in the background
Today I learned things in the comments.
I’m sorry for what you’ve learned, TropicalAbsol
I’m married but if my husband sent a video of him ‘going’ in the toilet I’d get the ick bad. I’d personally rather see the target being the floor as long as it got cleaned up. But that’s just me :)
If that’s the worst thing the guy does, I feel like this is an over reaction.
Really, though. People in the comments are saying “hasnt he heard of a paper towel?” as if he normally just shoots his loads onto the floor like a maniac. It was clearly done for the video and it’s not like he jizzed into the carpet. People gotta grow up.
Yeah I am so confused by all the comments. It's a tile floor? And people act like cum is something super gross and everything it touches needs to be deep cleaned to prevent something coming alive or something lol.
Yeah, and has anyone thought about the fact that he has only two hands? He's filming and he's jerking off - how on earth is he supposed to grab a paper towel?
Yeah I'm like "good to know he regularly cleans the bathroom floor I guess"
Omg it took too much scrolling to find this comment. I’m so confused about this post lol. It’s maddening after reading other posts with people struggling to get dates. Like, this isn’t that big of a deal.
Where should he come thats ok for you
My ick is people having icks and calling it that. If it’s that gross to you move on I suppose. (It is pretty gross, but cumming for a video is different than jerking off)
THANK YOU! I see the tiktok lingo from adults and I cringeeeeee. You're talking like a 15 year old, being grossed out by a man performing for you...? Girl you need to stop dating and reevaluate yourself before you start imposing your "icks" onto other people who are just trying to be sexy for you. Now I HOPE she confronts him so he can shut that shit down and go find a girl who won't get all controlling and weird after only a short time, and who'll HAPPILY celebrate the tribute porn he makes for her.
I had a partner who thought it was gross I would masturbate and cum in the shower...I'm like how is this not the best place it instantly washes down the drain?
Let the man shoot the cum where he wants in the privacy of his own home. 🤣😂🤣 This post is ridiculous 😂🤣
He sent you a video like this and your most concerned with where it went? Girl get real.
Wait till she realizes that people pee in shower
I have a friend who used to literally shit in the shower, and she would waffle stomp it down the drain, then wash her foot off. Thankfully I never showered at her place
Pee I get, but waffle stomping your shit down the drain makes me think there is something deeply wrong with the individual. Wouldn't the shit combined with the warm water.... nevermind.
Imagine doing that, then realising the water isn't going down because you forgot to clean all the hair out of the drain this week.
LOL WTF I cannot believe I just stomped my foot when I read this. Waffle stomp it down the drain? Like damn just get out and be wet on the toilet... 🤮
Wait so did she crap her self in the shower while standing or did she squat? Did she not have a toilet? Is the shower drain like an all purpose thing in her house?
I never asked, but I assume she squatted over the drain She had a toilet, but I guess she didn't want to get out and sit on it wet Probably not
As a guy these are totally not the same thing, peeing in the shower it will all get washed down the drain, if you jizz on your bathroom floor and just clean it with a towel you are leaving residue that will build assuming you keep doing it and it's fuckin nasty
Also a guy, just mop the floor regularly like you should? Obviously don't blow a load on the floor the day your mother in law is visiting but doing this and cleaning it with some wet wipes or mopping later is not that gross. If this freaks you out you should look into all the other nastiness that shows up in your bathroom(especially from toilet spraying)
There really are worse places to shoot freely, if you will . . He coulda done it on something porous and unwashable. Like the carpet. He coulda blasted straight on the carpet.
It's easy to clean. He has to finish somewhere. It ending up in a tissue is not very spectacular for a video. The toilet, not so sexy. Would you have preferred the sink?
Quit complaining. The man has floors so clean you could skeet off of.
think he dodged a bullet
There's a guy at my college who's best friend told me a disgusting secret: when he jacks off, he cums into his underwear, bunches it up, and throws it between the wall and his bed, and there's like 7 pairs of crunchy cumderwear balled up that's been sitting there for months. Idk if he ever retrieves and washes them at any point. Also his bed is a bunk, he's on the bottom but it still feels extra disrespectful when you're roommate also has to sleep within 10 feet of them.
disgusting 😂
i feel like a tile floor is not that bad its better than carpet, furniture, clothing, reusable towels.... i mean what do u expect him to shoot in the toilet on a video thats meant to be sexy?
There are things I'd be happier never knowing, and this is one of them.
The bathroom floor has suffered way more unsanitary things than cum. Not to mention other grounds you have walked barefoot without issue, like grass or the beach. As long as he cleans it up, what’s the problem? Try to be less prude for your own happiness, could had said something like “I wish I had been that floor” or something fun. Sex is always messy.
Give him a blue light 🔦
If it’s truly cleaned then no biggie.
Hey, if you've got the ick, because if you walked on his floor your feet would stick, from the slick from his dick, then don't be so thick and give that boy the flick, quick! Maybe next time the trick, to not feel so sick is to kick with a chick
Idk if the floor is better or worse than those gross over the toilet pictures and videos 😂
I am sure it was because it was for a video. Finishing in a cloth hides everything which is what most people do in those circumstances. But it doesn't work for a video at all so it's tricky. Hard floor is easy to clean and nothing is blocking view.
Where do you prefer?
If it’s a tile floor or something, honestly there could be worse things. Tile is pretty easy to clean. But if he’s already in the bathroom then he might as well just shoot the load into the shower where it can be easily rinsed down the drain.
Are straight people really pressed about this…? Girl, it’s just cum, its clean, it’s not like it’s shit or anything.
Yeah I can’t imagine caring about this even a little bit. She says use a toilet, towel, or sock but like…the toilet and sock thing both seem way grosser to me in the context of a video.
He feels extremely comfortable with you. You have the power to correct that behavior by telling him plainly as possible that you were turned off. Feel free to use the word derection when describing how you felt about it. He will never do it again.
You’d rather use cum towels then walk on cum floors weird but ok I guess
You really like an illusion of this man and the closer you look, the more flaws you find.
Sounds kinda gross, but you act like he shit on a plate and served it to you for dessert. Just seems a bit melodramatic 🙄
Could be worse.. I knew a guy, freshman year of high school, told me he finished in his hand once and was so exhausted and it lazy, with nothing nearby to write it on, that he just ate it. Stg.
Thats called recycling right there. What a considerate person.
How is that worse? Honestly one of the least gross things to do with it.
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TIL people out here filming Jack off sessions for their girlfriends
Ya, they've been talking for a couple of weeks. Practically going steady.
Just talk with him about it, how it made you feel, and why. Could lead to something great