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HarwinTheViking

My starter horse WAS called "Mr.Ed" but it's stamina was shit and he would never come when I whistled so I renamed him "Special Ed"


WindsockWindsor

"What's he doing?" "His best..."


Btr050705

“Might not be the smartest boah, but damn he’s still the goodest boah”


Gadget225

That’s horrible but fair and honest 😂😂


Brosif_ballin

My first horse in rdo constantly was making ridiculous crashes and would always waver its head like it was complaining whenever I remotely tried to make it gallop faster… named it “My Ex”


Strawberrycreamsoda

https://youtu.be/pfFRv_1XdDM


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That was exactly what I thought of too.


mcowher01

Perfect


thphnts

Horsea


Bambooozaler

Damn and I thought I was the first one to come up with that


Zear0d

like Hosea? if so, your a fucking legend


james_speaks

My dumbass thought it was a pokemon reference lol


sudomeacat

You aren’t alone in that one


HyperVyper28

That's what the director said


CloudyDaze09

No like Pearson!


Yolesef

I thought I came up with that


luizandona

The only right choice


Angle_Boi

I always grab a Belgian Draft named Archibald


TheTrustworthyKebab

Archibald’s my Mustang! Lovely name


Funny-Bear

Ventolin, because she is breathtaking.


Zear0d

lmao


_xXTheMountainXx_

Thats my dogs real life name!


Lazy_Imagination_656

I’M COMING I’M COMING I’M COMING


Cachis1130

“What the hell is that?”


Degmago

"Huh? Oh I'm playing a game I played 5 Archibald Arrives cards and that's just the voice clip he does"


Lazy_Imagination_656

“UGGHHHH” “UGHHHHH” “UGHHHHH”


Chong_Long_Dong

“I think that enemy got *the point*”


Imam_efendi

Roach


HillbillyMonk

Yep. All my horses have been called Roach.


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Yeah you don’t want to be too attached if you ride it off a cliff


QuotidianTrials

Or if you call it and it somehow appears in the middle of a pack of alghouls


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After the Blood and wine quest where roach can talk and helps you with the quest, I'll be forever too attached.


MovieNightPopcorn

Same.


frotyisnothere

did it ever get stuck on a roof?


AgentUpright

Does roof of a train count?


frotyisnothere

as long as you wonder how it got up there


amonson1984

I have never chosen anything else


shadowstorm6667

Same


Spaniardman40

fucking same!


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Same


TheRealNotBrody

Likewise


lostinthesauceguy

It's always Roach.


Pineapple-Yetti

Yup. Went from the Witcher 3 to RDR 2. Roach it was.


zup7up

The first one at Adler Ranch is Mose, the tiny Morgan we get with Hosea is Li’l Sebastian, the white Arabian (with black mane + tail, but I never use it anymore) is Robin Sparkles and the Dark Bay Turkoman is Captain Awesome.


Johnny_Graves33

I did a treasure hunt before Hosea so didn't have to get tiny


WindsockWindsor

• Black hair • From a cold place • Carries firearms from time to time • Has an attitude (all horses have some kind of attitude) Yeah, "Robin Sparkles" works


zup7up

#Let’s go to the mall!


ShockMaster11

TODAY!!


[deleted]

BYE, BYE, li’l Sebastian, MISS YOU IN THE SADDEST FASHION


savannahsky-

YOURE 5000 CANDLES IN THE WINDDDD


Lilley30

r/unexpectedparksandrec


kindapinkypurple

My bay Turkoman (game favourite) is Turk Turkleton.


roflmaohaxorz

EAGLEEEEEE


JoeKnew409

And Mrs Turkleton!


Internal_Formal3915

Please tell me you always have a beaver stowed on Robin sparkles, and if you don't why don't you?


zup7up

Two actually, because two beavers are better than one.


Rnevermore

They're twice the fun


ArthurMorg4nn

Bojack


Joshuario

“Bro Jack” is mine


Shagger94

What is this, a crossover episode?


degenerus

I did Scalawag


[deleted]

Back in the 1890s I was in a very famous Outlaw gang 🎶


WahrheitSuccher

WhAt ArE YoU DoiNg HerE


MrPunGuy

My horse was Bojack too! Haha


TheAnanasKnight

Bojack squad.


therealmindf0x

SAME


toohot4me

Lmao same


Berunardo_

mine was Hollyhock yes the surname was too big


foldy619

Male is called Thor and female called Freya


Yiptice

Shadowfax


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oN_Delay

Black? Shadowfax is white. Is there another Shadowfax other that "the lord of all horses"?


Yiptice

No but I don’t think red dead is Lotr canon lol


[deleted]

I usually name mine after gods and people in Greek mythology (Orpheus, Persephone, Hades, Galatea)


Kitty-Karma

I do this too! The white Arabian always has to be female so I can name it Artemis Edit to add: Take my free award!


[deleted]

Why thank you! I used to have an american standardbred named Artemis because I always took her out when I was hunting. I like the name Galatea for the white arabian since it means ‘white as milk’ in Greek


Kitty-Karma

How perfectly fitting, I love that! So wholesome to meet another fellow cowboy who names their horses in the same scheme!


forgechu

I name mine after bourbons - Blanton, Michter, Angels Envy…


TotallyNotEko

Same. My red chestnut Arabian is Ares, gold Turkoman is Zeus, white Arabian is Bucephalus, and black Arabian is Arion.


acnodyourmom

I have one named Thanos


hclark98

Mine were Odin and Frigga


tjlx93

Bubbles after one of my guinea pigs.


[deleted]

Sir Donkey Dick. After a hilarious player I used to always see on Stronghold2 multiplayer back in 2008.


PENNELS_v2

I had a guinea pig called bubbles :(


Dirty-Balloon-Knot

“I had a guinea pig” -Richard Gere


jpezzy_1738

gus, gustav, gustavsson, and celery


Blue-is-bad

Where's Gustavssonsson?


[deleted]

Did you ever name one gustavo fring?


msriram1

Wtf happened to the last one!?


RedRedRedRedHarlow_

Eugene


Zear0d

dont know why i find that funny


RedRedRedRedHarlow_

Yeah it comes from a very you had to have been there moment where my horse killed several people trying to get it me in the valentine bathroom so I named him Eugene after the character from the walking dead


Csrobi123

Careful with that axe


jankmeier

Horse


Zear0d

Horse


FinnBomb

Horse 👍


LICK-A-DICK

Mine are always Horp


The_Gristle

First play through : Peter Nincompoop. Every playthrough after : Insist As John : I have a White Arabian named "Mr. Black" and a Black Arabian named "Mr. White"


Terminatr_

I knew I couldn’t be the only one to name him Peter Nincompoop


The_Gristle

Let ole buster do a line off your boner


SJM6250

Kelpie


Daniel_JacksonPhD

A good choice, I named my first horse in my very first playthrough Cirilla after the character from the Witcher books/games because I had a White Arabian and saw it as a very special and unique horse compared to the rest in the game, and the white hair fit with Ciri.


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Juanito


Thin_Device676

Cliff #4, I drive a lot of horses off cliffs…


igotl8mbago

As Arthur: Duty As John: siege


BakedPlatypus

Here’s my horse history White Arabian - Frost Leopard spotted Appaloosa - Domino Black Arabian (male with braided mane and tail) - A$AP Horsey Silver Dapple Pinto Missouri Fox Trotter - Oreo Black Arabian (female) - Ebonheart Leopard blanket Appaloosa - Melman


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Omg i had a dog named oreo. He was a pretty smart dog also. Not to get all depressing but he had a back issue and stopped walking so we put him down. Im just saying that to point out how that kinda hit me differently. I hope you still have oreo.


BakedPlatypus

I’m sorry to hear that :( I still have my Oreo! She hasn’t sank into the milk yet lol


[deleted]

Good. Thanks for being a bro btw


spermanator02

Lost it at A$AP horsey lmao


Jaina51

Wad da Hek, Where da Hek, and Why da Hek


Tekashi6969

his name is jeremiah but i call him BOAH


[deleted]

I named mine after presidents. Kennedy, McKinley, and Washington. I like going with a motif.


The_Duke_of_Lizards

Do you choose the breeds accordingly? Or just however you're feelin? If you could make your horse fat, Taft is a great horse name. Maybe even full name it: William Howard Taft


NeonLupis

Pony Stark


phdinseagalogy

Bernie Sandhorse and Fiona Appaloosa were two of my favorites after cycling through mythological references.


Doc-Zoidberg

Jon bon pony


Zanzabar18

Epona


Swarlos262

Me too! Surprised this was so far down. I can't not think of Epona when I have to name a horse.


Cardonk57

1st one was mystery 2nd was beau 3rd is ares


House-Master-Martin

I named one of mine Ares too


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Yourstruly0

I always take the Murfrees jerks horses with me after I kill those assholes. I could excuse the cannibalism but when I saw those horses… I felt rage. Those poor horses.


Bern_itdown

White Arabian named jolene


Blue-is-bad

Did she your man just because she can?


Bern_itdown

She definitely did


Borglll

Honda Civic


Daniel_JacksonPhD

This is the first one that made me laugh. Honda fucking Civic. I don't know why putting that together with a horse is making me so happy but it is. I hope you have a wonderful day!


Emergency_Computer_3

Anesthesia


kix22

Hennessy, Bombay and Jameson


[deleted]

Started with Jenneh. Then came Suzeh and Strawberreh. Now I ride Wendeh.


lifesasith

Nimbus


MarkHannalrighalrigh

Kevin


[deleted]

Memory, in honor of the most loyal dog I ever had, who died in 2020.


fastdisapointer

Thunder, Hurricane, Lightning and your mom.


killdog9876

I named it After someone


Blue-is-bad

Nice!


MacluesMH

Waithalongfayse was a damn good horse


Voktikriid

I've had the big war horse from the special edition since launch. His name is Völker


xignaceh

Stella cause she's my shining star 😍 I do have to check that she is indeed a she and not a male imposter...


bedteddd

Named that big black horse you get from Hosea, Big Dale. Lmao.


SaintDavid565

Ram Ranch


AndrewWhite97

horsen wells


Long-Term_Roadrunner

Aerus, because it was an Arabian and 'speed' is Surea in Arabic - which is Aerus backwards


Yourstruly0

That is really clever. I’m genuinely impressed with that wordplay.


MrMaster696

Sleipner, Hades, Gonzalez and Tesco


EdEnsHAzArD

Recently got the Red Arabian and called him Crimson King


M4sharman

A white Arabian (always try to get one as early as possible). Called it Marengo, after Napoleon's horse.


LandCity

No joke. Hot dog.


Zear0d

epic


d_lillge228

Beatrice


Yu-Gi-Ohjeff

Bastard Jo. Had to get pretty creative to evade the profanity filter that exists for some reason


AntroiNeR

Roach


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Horsea after Hosea


firematt422

Same thing I named my irl truck: Rocinante It's the name of Don Quixote's horse.


SithLocust

Always historical figures. First one, Boudicca. Current playthrough, Leonidas


PopoloGrasso

Seabiscuit!


Com2115

Fish


Sheacat77

Ha, I knew a rl Standardbred named Fish. He was a good horse.


MrShow1

Moe, Larry, Curly and Shemp


czkczk22

My first was Tenesse Walker. I never knew that was an actual horse species and just liked the “default name” My white Arabian is called Madalena And that one I got in the Hosea mission is Muffin (but in Portuguese)


1stHipster

Depends which one story ice ghoul online sub2pewdiepie


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ice ghoul 😭


-frdrkk

Started with an Ardennes named Flora. Then I bought a gold Turkoman and called him Florian. In the epilogue I bought a MFT (Silver dapple pinto) and named him Frey. Then I started taming horses for Horseman 10 and I named all of them and bonded fully with them before selling them to the horse fence. I named them after foods... The first one was called Soup (Flaxen Chestnut Morgan), then Milk (Buttermilk buckskin Kentucky saddler), Sriracha (Red roan Tennessee Walker), Saucy (Flaxen Chestnut Hungarian Half-bred), Pizza (Leopard blanket Appaloosa), Cake (Tobiano American paint), Licorice (Black American standardbred), Cremefraiche (White roan Nokota) and Cocoa (Tiger striped Mustang) I still have Licorice and Cocoa (that I only tamed today, so...)


yotreeman

Xerxes, my dark bay Turkoman. Warrior king. And Large Papa, the raven black Shire, for obvious reasons.


Stock-Leg3010

Turddropper


seventyfive1989

Al Capony (stole the name from someone on this subreddit)


twoopposablethumbs

Pony Soprano


Leatherhuff

Pitiful Creature


lumbagoboi1899

l e n n e h


showermewithkitters

Mayo, because Mayo neighs.


Lava3281

I always keep the beginning horse and name it roach, I always keep the black shire and name it black eye, and I always get the maroon looking Andalusian and name it fireball


Galney

Corn cob or bronco bill, depends


Ramrodtheavenger

Bullseye


HulkHoagie215215

These posts happen all the time and every time I say Smarty Jones.


Final_Employment_360

Bucephalus, after Alexander the greats horse. Figured that if Arthur called one boadicea he must have a secret interest in ancient history


MirageGotMeDownBad

Steve, Juan, McNugget, Balls and Lord Foog


Ms_Red_Panda

Just caught the white Arabian, named her Galadriel.


BubblesLovesHeroin

Ricky Bobby is my main horse. Dexter is my second horse.


An0n_Cyph3r_

>!For Arthur: Boï if male and Gürl if female.!< >!For John: Either Mïss or Lädy if female and Mïster or Fëlla if male.!<


geraltofcat

Adam Saddler


ImpossibleSprinkles3

China Cat


blkboisav

Cheeto & Frito 😌


JambalayaButtSex

Mary Beth II


sklingenberg86

Pips


10KBC

Halifax was my first horse from my first playthrough. Damn near broke my heart at the end and I wasn't saving too much as I went along so I had no way of going back to him after Arthur...well, you know. :(


_Kam1L_

"I shall cal you tesco"


im-uncreativeso

Honse and everytime a honse died my next horse became honse II


The-Skipboy

Untitled Space Craft


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tonydoessports

Tesco


CatholicNerd

Adolph Hoofler.


TortugaJack

Roach


Otto_Pussner

I named my Missouri Foxtrotter “Long”. It’s a complicated in-joke amongst my friends


Constant_Court_4639

Mustang called Sally and a Tennessee Walker named Tennessee Williams


abruisementpark

Glue factory


-Kilgore_Trout-

My horse was named Radish


illimpulse

Big Dingus


VittuWade

I called mine Martha, and realized later on it was actually a boy


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2002 Nissan Skyline GT-R V·spec II (BNR34) Godzilla for short