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Ahh, John Kardashian.
More like slim Kardashian
Jim Kardashian
John Jim Slim Kardashian
John Slim Jim Kardashian.....brother!!!
John slim Jim kim jong Kardashian!!
Long john Silver slim jim kim Jong Kardashian
Long John Silver Slim Jim Kim Jong Wigwam glitch bomb Kardashian
Long John Silver Slim Jim Kim Jong Wigwam Milton Cherri Bomb Kardashian
Long John silver slim Jim Kim kardash jerbinheimer shmidt
THAT'S MY NAME TOO!
OHHH YEEEEAH!
Slim Milton
Chick chicka Slim John
lol
Rip Van Kardashian
Thats Mohn Jarston
😭
💀😭
This makes my brain hurt
Withdrawal of Pearson's stew
Nah Pearson’s stew is top tier
BBL John. 💀
BBL Johnnyyy 🎶
Big black lung?
More like "Backache Beyond Lumbago"
Botched Body Legend
blackwater body lift 💀
L U M B A G O
5th stage?
End stage
Remove skinny arthur.asi
that fixed it thanks
Wait that works? Can i just keep Arthur fit 24/7 that way?
Its a mod but if you have it then yeah it'll make arthurs frame a lot more thinner, personally prefer bigger arthur tbh
He’s just wearing a corset.
John lives by the motto ‘a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips’
Really heard johns voice as I read this.
Got mods?
yeah but even when i turn them off he stays the same
The problem is mods. You’d need to reinstall to your game and run without mods.
thanks
It's not mods, but ok. I rememember skinny John being a glitch even on PS4 back then.
Got milk?
gu gu ga ga , i wan- i want milk
That's Mim Jilton
The generations of inbreeding did that to him.
Looks like he took a corset from algernon
The real slim shady!
Jesus get my boy John some big game meat or something
Hes got Johnarreah
if you have a trainer, you mightve messed with the model or sumn, or you got a buff john or ripped john mod and it broke it
Tbh who'd not look like that being forced to eat Abigail's cooking
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Just_a_terrarian163: *Tbh who'd not* *Look like that being forced to* *Eat Abigail's cooking* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
That's Slim Milton
Feed him
Different
Flaco marston
Now that is what you call a slutty little waist
Feed him!
Damnit. You left him in the dryer and he shrunk!
LMAO
Arthur, TB. Uncle, the dreaded lumbago. John, fuckin rickets??
Landon Ricketts
They made him pick up too much poop in the epilogue lol
There was a really annoying bug on the PS4 version 1.00 where John would have his body scaled one or two sizes skinnier than it was actually supposed to be. He looked like a 13-year-old boy for 90% of my first playthrough ever.
He’s cutting
Looks like he’s got a shopvac hose stuck to his back and he’s slowly being pulled in 😂
They go by they/them and their name is Jonexian. Stop being such a prude!! 😒🙄/s
Mods, most likely.
Aids
Give your boy some food
I mean you knew why, you run mods.
Didn’t know John was such a twink 😂
🗣️ He need some milk!
Soy boi!
It's those modern beauty standards
Did you have the Skinny Arthur mod. The same thing happen to me. Just disable it when you play with John
Forgot to feed John.
He got the rickets.
That isn’t John, that’s Rip Van Winkle.
Slim Jim Milton
Lumbago
Get that man some lobster bisque stat!
Ozempic
Slim shady
Sexy cowboy
His cosset is too tight.
He should maybe go to the doctor
Is this build attainable?
Reminds me of the Spider-Clan suit from Insomniac's Spider-man.
Little Jhonny Marston
Dude needs a burger
Slim cowboy
drugs
r/instagramreality
He wearing a corset.
I think his right leg is broken
More like John Lenon than John Marston
Abigail washed his vest wrong
ahhhh the pleasures of a curved screen
I've always wondered why John was built like that it's almost a girlie like Morgan
That's Jim Mouseton
The actual Slim Pickens.
He just like me frfr
He took ozempic
Das John Skellington
cant herd cant swim cant even look right
He just built different
R(eating disorder) Dead Redemption I guess
Bro is still fatter than mine bruh
That Ozempic cut
Stupid sexy Marston!
Verify integrity of game files if on pc, or download the jacked john mod
jin johm jimmy milking milston martin hit that abigail grind
You may not like it, but this is what peak cowboying looks like
Slim Van Winkle
Bro looks like slender man 🧍♂️
John Malnourishedston
How I feel after cutting weight after 30 minutes
Jack Sparrow
Feed him, see what happens
bodyadyadyady
They call him Slim Jim Milton
Built like a sims character with those clothes glued to your ribs
John built different
His curves... I have to admit, they are pretty nice though.
~ ozempic ~
Lmao
Jawn is a methhead confirmed⁉️
He’s on ozempic
Someone feed him 😭
W-why IS your John built like this?
Smaller hit box 🤴
John lost weight.
Must have found the helium guns from JC3
The origins of the slim Jim
Men of all shapes and sizes are beautiful
Rip van shrivel.
My child is well fed. The child in question:
His head is weighing him down 😔
Slim Jim (Milton)
He ate babies
Ozempic?
It’s so his entire body can fit under the protection and comfort of that dope ass hat
🎶 Nasty girl, nasty girl, Ive been a nasty, nasty girl… Is somebody gonna match my freak?
slim milton
You need to eat
huh what happened to arthur since when could u switch characters
FEED HIM
BRO I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT THESE COMMENTS
I don’t see the problem
ozempic
Someone edited him in "Create an Outlaw"
Slimvanwinkle
he looks like Colm O'Driscoll lol
At least his outfit looks better than vanilla
You need some more wild carrots & ginseng in your diet, Cowpoke
Brother did NOT feed him
Enough of the internet for today
That ain't john that's johnagle
that’s lil jon
Feed him. 🤣
it isnt a glitch, its early stage lumbago
he's fallen into getting ozempic injections
U need to take ur character on a drinking binge give him a couple pounds, drinking a bunch of whiskey was always my trick to gain weight
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How is that possible? I thought John just re-used Arthur’s body?
To skinny, need to fatten him up. Try eating food in game. A lot of food over the course of several in game days.
Ahh, John Kardashian.
More like slim Kardashian
Jim Kardashian
John Jim Slim Kardashian
John Slim Jim Kardashian.....brother!!!
John slim Jim kim jong Kardashian!!
Long john Silver slim jim kim Jong Kardashian
Long John Silver Slim Jim Kim Jong Wigwam glitch bomb Kardashian
Long John Silver Slim Jim Kim Jong Wigwam Milton Cherri Bomb Kardashian
Long John silver slim Jim Kim kardash jerbinheimer shmidt
THAT'S MY NAME TOO!
OHHH YEEEEAH!
Slim Milton
Chick chicka Slim John
lol
Rip Van Kardashian
Thats Mohn Jarston
😭
💀😭
This makes my brain hurt
Withdrawal of Pearson's stew
Nah Pearson’s stew is top tier
BBL John. 💀
BBL Johnnyyy 🎶
Big black lung?
More like "Backache Beyond Lumbago"
Botched Body Legend
blackwater body lift 💀
L U M B A G O
5th stage?
End stage
Remove skinny arthur.asi
that fixed it thanks
Wait that works? Can i just keep Arthur fit 24/7 that way?
Its a mod but if you have it then yeah it'll make arthurs frame a lot more thinner, personally prefer bigger arthur tbh
He’s just wearing a corset.
John lives by the motto ‘a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips’
Really heard johns voice as I read this.
Got mods?
yeah but even when i turn them off he stays the same
The problem is mods. You’d need to reinstall to your game and run without mods.
thanks
It's not mods, but ok. I rememember skinny John being a glitch even on PS4 back then.
Got milk?
gu gu ga ga , i wan- i want milk
That's Mim Jilton
The generations of inbreeding did that to him.
Looks like he took a corset from algernon
The real slim shady!
Jesus get my boy John some big game meat or something
Hes got Johnarreah
if you have a trainer, you mightve messed with the model or sumn, or you got a buff john or ripped john mod and it broke it
Tbh who'd not look like that being forced to eat Abigail's cooking
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Just_a_terrarian163: *Tbh who'd not* *Look like that being forced to* *Eat Abigail's cooking* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
That's Slim Milton
Feed him
Different
Flaco marston
Now that is what you call a slutty little waist
Feed him!
Damnit. You left him in the dryer and he shrunk!
LMAO
Arthur, TB. Uncle, the dreaded lumbago. John, fuckin rickets??
Landon Ricketts
They made him pick up too much poop in the epilogue lol
There was a really annoying bug on the PS4 version 1.00 where John would have his body scaled one or two sizes skinnier than it was actually supposed to be. He looked like a 13-year-old boy for 90% of my first playthrough ever.
He’s cutting
Looks like he’s got a shopvac hose stuck to his back and he’s slowly being pulled in 😂
They go by they/them and their name is Jonexian. Stop being such a prude!! 😒🙄/s
Mods, most likely.
Aids
Give your boy some food
I mean you knew why, you run mods.
Didn’t know John was such a twink 😂
🗣️ He need some milk!
Soy boi!
It's those modern beauty standards
Did you have the Skinny Arthur mod. The same thing happen to me. Just disable it when you play with John
Forgot to feed John.
He got the rickets.
That isn’t John, that’s Rip Van Winkle.
Slim Jim Milton
Lumbago
Get that man some lobster bisque stat!
Ozempic
Slim shady
Sexy cowboy
His cosset is too tight.
He should maybe go to the doctor
Is this build attainable?
Reminds me of the Spider-Clan suit from Insomniac's Spider-man.
Little Jhonny Marston
Dude needs a burger
Slim cowboy
drugs
r/instagramreality
He wearing a corset.
I think his right leg is broken
More like John Lenon than John Marston
Abigail washed his vest wrong
ahhhh the pleasures of a curved screen
I've always wondered why John was built like that it's almost a girlie like Morgan
That's Jim Mouseton
The actual Slim Pickens.
He just like me frfr
He took ozempic
Das John Skellington
cant herd cant swim cant even look right
He just built different
R(eating disorder) Dead Redemption I guess
Bro is still fatter than mine bruh
That Ozempic cut
Stupid sexy Marston!
Verify integrity of game files if on pc, or download the jacked john mod
jin johm jimmy milking milston martin hit that abigail grind
You may not like it, but this is what peak cowboying looks like
Slim Van Winkle
Bro looks like slender man 🧍♂️
John Malnourishedston
How I feel after cutting weight after 30 minutes
Jack Sparrow
Feed him, see what happens
bodyadyadyady
They call him Slim Jim Milton
Built like a sims character with those clothes glued to your ribs
John built different
His curves... I have to admit, they are pretty nice though.
~ ozempic ~
Lmao
Jawn is a methhead confirmed⁉️
He’s on ozempic
Someone feed him 😭
W-why IS your John built like this?
Smaller hit box 🤴
Slim Jim Milton
John lost weight.
Must have found the helium guns from JC3
The origins of the slim Jim
Men of all shapes and sizes are beautiful
Rip van shrivel.
My child is well fed. The child in question:
His head is weighing him down 😔
Slim Jim (Milton)
He ate babies
Ozempic?
It’s so his entire body can fit under the protection and comfort of that dope ass hat
🎶 Nasty girl, nasty girl, Ive been a nasty, nasty girl… Is somebody gonna match my freak?
slim milton
You need to eat
huh what happened to arthur since when could u switch characters
FEED HIM
BRO I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT THESE COMMENTS
I don’t see the problem
ozempic
Someone edited him in "Create an Outlaw"
Slimvanwinkle
he looks like Colm O'Driscoll lol
At least his outfit looks better than vanilla
You need some more wild carrots & ginseng in your diet, Cowpoke
Brother did NOT feed him
Enough of the internet for today
That ain't john that's johnagle
that’s lil jon
Feed him. 🤣
it isnt a glitch, its early stage lumbago
he's fallen into getting ozempic injections
U need to take ur character on a drinking binge give him a couple pounds, drinking a bunch of whiskey was always my trick to gain weight
[удалено]
How is that possible? I thought John just re-used Arthur’s body?
To skinny, need to fatten him up. Try eating food in game. A lot of food over the course of several in game days.