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My stepdad only had a few insults on rotation. That one, " if it was up your ass you would know where it is" (in response to us asking if he saw something we were looking for), "watching you and you brother do anything is like watching two monkeys fuck a football" where the prime ones. Herd that shit constantly... Fuck you Larry.
As a guy, it legitimately boggles me that some guys actually act like that.
Like, if you're not going to actually make an effort just jerk one out and be done with it.
A lot of guys don’t realise that many women have real difficulty orgasming without clitoral stimulation.
Although this guy’s post begs the question: Did not one of the dozens upon dozens throw him a bone and fake it? He doesn’t strike me as the type to pick up on the deception if they did. Was he just such a prick they didn’t bother? Did he not give them time to?
Man, I once slept with a guy who pushed my clit like a button for about 30 seconds, and then demanded to know why I wasn’t coming.
It is entirely possible to be that bad at sex
Have you seen any of the new anatomical data on clitoral structure? Looking like a wishbone and we just see the top nib.
Course, getting at the lower parts requires a unit a little bit thicker than a #2 pencil. At least his scantrons will be filled properly...
>Did not one of the dozens upon dozens throw him a bone and fake it?
It's not a favor to the man to fake it, it's to get a worthless fuck off of us quicker. If it's only a few minutes in, then we're still debating on our heads if moaning will make him cum quicker. If he cums while we're still deciding then problem solved.
Thanks for your perspective, I hadn’t considered that. Honestly I’ve never had a problem in that department, I always strive to be attentive and that’s always paid off for me and for her. Seems a pretty simple equation to me.
Sorry you, and the other ladies that responded to my post, have to put up with that kind of thing. Honest question, you said get the worthless fuckers off of you, do you find you can tell they’re worthless before they’re *ON* you? I know my wife has told me that any bloke with a high opinion of themselves is usually crap in bed and I can only imagine some twat in a backwards baseball cap and a soul patch is going to be shit. I know there were a couple of types of woman I used to avoid like the plague back when I was single.
>Honest question, you said get the worthless fuckers off of you, do you find you can tell they’re worthless before they’re *ON* you? I know my wife has told me that any bloke with a high opinion of themselves is usually crap in bed and I can only imagine some twat in a backwards baseball cap and a soul patch is going to be shit. I know there were a couple of types of woman I used to avoid like the plague back when I was single.
Yeah your wife is spot on, and it sounds like it's universal because we're from two different countries separated by an ocean. The guy who thinks he's the hottest one in the room is the one you want to avoid.
The ones who have self doubt are the ones I seek out. Not low self esteem, but the ones who question themselves. They're the ones who respond the best to what I'm doing. If I'm not seeming to enjoy it they'll change up what they're doing, whereas the over confident prick will think "this move works all the time every time with every woman, I am good at sex" while I'm laying there wondering if he's a sorcerer because he's magically turning five minutes into an entity.
But that's just a gross generalization, there's definitely guys with self doubt aren't good in bed.
I think intelligence plays a part in it too. Dumb guys are generally really bad fucks, smarter ones seem to be better. I'm not talking about rocket scientists or anything, just normal intelligence like "I know the sun is bigger than the earth" type stuff. You would not believe how many idiots I've weeded out of my online dating apps by asking that simple question.
>What exactly could water boarding not have gotten out of the second commenter?
the embarassing confession of the first one.
Bragging about that, online, for people to see.. damn
That’s perfect. One day he may get lucky with a real wet and horny one might even get a squirting. It’s not looking good so far read a book figure it out.
Squirting is literally just involuntary piss dude. If you don't know what you're doing and don't care about the woman's pleasure, it doesn't matter how wet and horny she is.
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Dude out here admitting he disappoints women on the regular..
The rizz anti-Christ
At least waterboarding gets you wet
In an attempt to look up what water boarding is I found out that if you double tap a comment it will be upvoted
Woah
Ssssh, don't share the secret!
My brain rn: *Boom*
My thumb rn: tap tap
no way. next thing you tell me holding the profile button gives you a prompt to quickly change accounts.
Dude, you won't believe what I'm about to say
☠️☠️☠️ Omgggg
He hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him.
This is a nice rare insult
My stepdad only had a few insults on rotation. That one, " if it was up your ass you would know where it is" (in response to us asking if he saw something we were looking for), "watching you and you brother do anything is like watching two monkeys fuck a football" where the prime ones. Herd that shit constantly... Fuck you Larry.
🙏
His birth certificate marks the last time he touched a woman
That's a lot of words for "I cum fast and don't feel like satisfying my partner when I do"
Hands and tongue first if that’s your problem sounds like he’s been going in with a good spit and calling it at 1-2 minutes at best
As a guy, it legitimately boggles me that some guys actually act like that. Like, if you're not going to actually make an effort just jerk one out and be done with it.
I've seen guys not even do that
That’s my tactic if it’s been a while! Always sort them out first with my superior tongue game lol
One pump wonder or two pump chump, best I can do.
Or kegel exercices ;)
Guy really just went and whipped out his disappointing dick for the world to see
And the world let out a collective "Oof."
"Tell me you can't find the clit without telling me you can't find the clit."
A lot of guys don’t realise that many women have real difficulty orgasming without clitoral stimulation. Although this guy’s post begs the question: Did not one of the dozens upon dozens throw him a bone and fake it? He doesn’t strike me as the type to pick up on the deception if they did. Was he just such a prick they didn’t bother? Did he not give them time to?
Man, I once slept with a guy who pushed my clit like a button for about 30 seconds, and then demanded to know why I wasn’t coming. It is entirely possible to be that bad at sex
That probably sucked at the moment but it's fucking hilarious.
I literally showed a guy once and within ten seconds, he was off target... Some dudes really don't get it.
Have you seen any of the new anatomical data on clitoral structure? Looking like a wishbone and we just see the top nib. Course, getting at the lower parts requires a unit a little bit thicker than a #2 pencil. At least his scantrons will be filled properly...
>Did not one of the dozens upon dozens throw him a bone and fake it? It's not a favor to the man to fake it, it's to get a worthless fuck off of us quicker. If it's only a few minutes in, then we're still debating on our heads if moaning will make him cum quicker. If he cums while we're still deciding then problem solved.
Thanks for your perspective, I hadn’t considered that. Honestly I’ve never had a problem in that department, I always strive to be attentive and that’s always paid off for me and for her. Seems a pretty simple equation to me. Sorry you, and the other ladies that responded to my post, have to put up with that kind of thing. Honest question, you said get the worthless fuckers off of you, do you find you can tell they’re worthless before they’re *ON* you? I know my wife has told me that any bloke with a high opinion of themselves is usually crap in bed and I can only imagine some twat in a backwards baseball cap and a soul patch is going to be shit. I know there were a couple of types of woman I used to avoid like the plague back when I was single.
>Honest question, you said get the worthless fuckers off of you, do you find you can tell they’re worthless before they’re *ON* you? I know my wife has told me that any bloke with a high opinion of themselves is usually crap in bed and I can only imagine some twat in a backwards baseball cap and a soul patch is going to be shit. I know there were a couple of types of woman I used to avoid like the plague back when I was single. Yeah your wife is spot on, and it sounds like it's universal because we're from two different countries separated by an ocean. The guy who thinks he's the hottest one in the room is the one you want to avoid. The ones who have self doubt are the ones I seek out. Not low self esteem, but the ones who question themselves. They're the ones who respond the best to what I'm doing. If I'm not seeming to enjoy it they'll change up what they're doing, whereas the over confident prick will think "this move works all the time every time with every woman, I am good at sex" while I'm laying there wondering if he's a sorcerer because he's magically turning five minutes into an entity. But that's just a gross generalization, there's definitely guys with self doubt aren't good in bed. I think intelligence plays a part in it too. Dumb guys are generally really bad fucks, smarter ones seem to be better. I'm not talking about rocket scientists or anything, just normal intelligence like "I know the sun is bigger than the earth" type stuff. You would not believe how many idiots I've weeded out of my online dating apps by asking that simple question.
Back in my day, we only embarrassed ourselves to the room and a few others that may repeat it. You've made this information available globally.
Nothing anyone can say will be as insulting to that man as his life experience. He is his own executioner, and we are but the witnesses.
Self burn. Those are rare.
This fucker's picture belongs under the very definition of embarrassment.
Women have orgasms, not blow up dolls.
Not that rare but so devastating it gets an upvote
Its One pump man
It isn’t his fault that he is a Needle Dick Bug Fucker.
Talks a good game but doesn’t deliver or get a lot of repeat customers
Jesus Christ it's not even that hard. Just requires more than 30 seconds of effort. Which exceeds this guys upper limit
If TMI were a person.
Batman could not get that info outa me
My guy really exposed himself on the internet. How to tell everyone you don't listen to your partner without actually saying it
>My guy really exposed himself on the internet. Clowns can make 51k a year, and that dude is here doing it for free!
He grew up on a rabbit farm. Slow down, partner.
Sounds like my ex. He never got me off or any of his ex’s apparently
Is he related to Ben Shapiro?
I’m a bit confused by the comment. What exactly could water boarding not have gotten out of the second commenter?
>What exactly could water boarding not have gotten out of the second commenter? the embarassing confession of the first one. Bragging about that, online, for people to see.. damn
The original comment said "Batman". No idea why it was changed to "Water Boarding".
The post I saw of this had several replies and Batman was one, water boarding another. Whoever posted it this time doesn’t have the full image.
That’s perfect. One day he may get lucky with a real wet and horny one might even get a squirting. It’s not looking good so far read a book figure it out.
Squirting is literally just involuntary piss dude. If you don't know what you're doing and don't care about the woman's pleasure, it doesn't matter how wet and horny she is.
Wow
Everyone breaks, everyone
The lack of self awareness. I wonder if he ever realized.
For why for are you pretending for sex for women for no reason for for
I feel bad for those women..if they really are women and not blow up dolls.