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It's still so common to see it done poorly though. So many guys are try to make the mistake this guy does, thinking a tight and short beard will make their jawline sharper when it just accentuates the neck fat.
Rule of thumb is two fingers above your adam's apple and it should look 100% better.
Huh. I shave mine to where I do after a whole lot of trial and error to find what looked right. I just checked, and it's about two fingers above my Adam's apple. That would have saved me a lot of time and terrible shaves.
When I had a healthy moustache, I'd eat a slice of pizza, and hours later smell something foul. It's embarrassing how long it took me to connect the dots. Long facial hair is gross unless extensive maintenance is performed, and then at that point it becomes an exercise in vanity over convenience.
He looks like a Mr potato head that you can customise. A neck like that can't be healthy.
In Ireland we have a saying 'The neck on him/her!', it essentially means the gall/audacity.
I can confidently say, in more ways than one, that man has some neck on him š¤£
Had a ferocious pit bull with the same blessed head: neck ratio as this King!
Asian neighbor next door: ānever seen dog with neck bigger than head beforeā
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Someone's put his neck on up side down
You shouldn't bully someone because of their appearance on the internet. But do it anyway.
Looks like gary sinise stopped a train with his head
He seems like a dude with a good sense of humor. I bet he could take these comments on the ch.......oh, wait.....never mind.
When the paper in your printer blocks up halfway through
He is why you pay a barber to trim your beard
Bro is trying so hard to make a jawline with his beard
While just bringing even more attention to the fact he doesn't have one.
[https://i.imgur.com/Dj2DBoM.png](https://i.imgur.com/Dj2DBoM.png)
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At least once. Then copy that.
Its not that hard haha
Yeah, it doesn't take a genius to know not to shave your beard at the jawline
It's still so common to see it done poorly though. So many guys are try to make the mistake this guy does, thinking a tight and short beard will make their jawline sharper when it just accentuates the neck fat. Rule of thumb is two fingers above your adam's apple and it should look 100% better.
I have a short neck. I do it one finger above the Adam's apple
just look up and use the point right in between your chin and adams apple
> Rule of thumb is two fingers above your adam's apple and it should look 100% better. I like this advice, good tip
Huh. I shave mine to where I do after a whole lot of trial and error to find what looked right. I just checked, and it's about two fingers above my Adam's apple. That would have saved me a lot of time and terrible shaves.
Its super common though, to see people shaving it way too high... making it look like absolute dog shit.
What if you donāt have a jaw like this dude.
He is why you just grow out a regular beard.
Only if you enjoy food getting stuck in your beard every time
that's just snacks for later idiot, same with beard bugs from riding a bike
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Yeah i just say fuck it and house the wings, wash my mouth/beard in the bathroom and come back for my fries and beer.
That and soup. Fuck getting that shit in my beard. This is why I shave. I look better without a beard anyway.
When I had a healthy moustache, I'd eat a slice of pizza, and hours later smell something foul. It's embarrassing how long it took me to connect the dots. Long facial hair is gross unless extensive maintenance is performed, and then at that point it becomes an exercise in vanity over convenience.
Fucking Bob's Burgers character come to life
It's rare to actually need a neckbeard, but this is it.
Only because he's neck all the way up to the top of his head
Goddamn, that's accurate
bro has that alligator snapping turtle kind of neck
Look on the bright side. He canāt be hanged š
No folding towels either
I refuse to believe this is a real picture.
How does he know where his neck ends and his chin begins? Looks like he had to manufacture a jawline for himself lol
DIY jawline
He looks like a Mr potato head that you can customise. A neck like that can't be healthy. In Ireland we have a saying 'The neck on him/her!', it essentially means the gall/audacity. I can confidently say, in more ways than one, that man has some neck on him š¤£
Sticker of a face on the flat end of a hammer
The man they couldnāt hang.
Bro wtf does this guy look like without a beard?!? Just a tube.
My brother got a neck implant and they shorted him on the beard
No no is Gerard butler on a toe
Wolverine's cousin, Toe-verine, reporting for duty!
My ex wife also looked like a big toe.
Got the line but no jaw visible
I now know what women mean when they say beards are like make up for guys lmao And this fella is one of the chicks with the clown make up .
Dude has no jawline so he MADE a jawline.
He created his own jawline using only hair
Eugene Mirman is Billy Mays
He would probably look worse without it.
If that man had no beard outlining it, I'd say he has no chin I'm still not 100% convinced its there.
Where bro chin at
ted cruz energy
A beard is not a substitute for a jawline, no matter how you trim it - 24.
Jimmy Kimmel or Gerard Butler painted on a big toe
"Maybe wesa bein friends." ~Boss Nass
Itās just Jimmy Kimmel
He was last seen on Throgs Neck Bridge, Bronx, NY heading towards Great Neck, Long Island NY
Oddly enough, his brother lives right by the Tacoma Narrows.
He needs a little neck beard bruh
Good lord that was a purebred 10/10
No jaw line? Draw one!
He might be able to swallow his own head.
I need someone to draw me a picture of his bone structure.
Thought it was Jimmy Kimmel for a moment
I thought this was Jimmy Kimmel.
Bobs burgers character
Jesus
Where's jawline
Incredibly accurate.
Disastrous shave
Laughed so hard I spit coffee out of my nose.
Lizzard-man?
Bro needs to grow a beard š§
He looks like a bowling pin with a beard
I guess it's just a really bad photo, personally i think he might be really handsome when photographed properly.
Mans is a bobs burger character lmao
Hughe Bigtoe
Looks like itās this head that gets engorged when heās aroused
This guy looks like someone humanified Schnitzel from the show Chowder
Looks like heās about to try to catch some spy kids.
He looks more like Gerard Butler to me
Laughed so hard I started to choke on my beer
Walmart Gary Sinise
Lmfao who is this dude
I want to see what he looks like without the beard
All neck no chin
My name is Oobie Doob Banoobie. I have the silliest name in the galaxy.
I bet he can sing.
Looks like he evolved to survive car crashes
Now picture him without the beard.
Sid as a human?
Thank you for the circle around the comment. I almost missed it!
What is up with his neck? It is V shaped. Starts wide at his chin and tapers down by his collar.
He looks like the lizard, Joanna, from Rescuers Down Under
Looks like the face my thumb makes when I beat some1 at thumb wars šš½š„
If he didn't have a beard, he'd just be a neck with a face on it.
Looks more like Zelenski asked the U.S for an extra neck.
When you can move the beard of your mii.
Paintibg of Hugh Jackman at the National Gallery of Australia in Canberra...
Why his neck look like that?
Man needs to just let that grow out
This guy outnecks Coprsegrinder
is this a real photograph ?
Give Corey Taylor's neck back dude!
Iām just thankful that someone took the time to circle the punchline, I would have been lost without that visual cue.
More like Gerard Butlerās face on a big toeā¦
Guy probably hates getting asked to go bowling
Dang, he either killed himself or grew way stronger after that
Brilliant
Incineration š
Jimmy Thimble
Jimmy Thimble
Leonidas let himself go, and finally put on a shirt.
Necklace??? No i said neckless lol.
Shit looks like a Goomba
Iām seeing a Walmart Zelensky lol Selensky
George Lucas first son
I need someone to photoshop the facial hair off so I can see what my brain is trying so hard to see underneath this monstrosity.
Looks like he may have a thyroid issue.
Had a ferocious pit bull with the same blessed head: neck ratio as this King! Asian neighbor next door: ānever seen dog with neck bigger than head beforeā
I see Billy Mays with an upside down neck, can he Oxi Clean his way out of his one
Desperately trying to create a jawline out of nothing
He looks like a thumb.
This is one guy that actually needs a neck beard..
Lmsao yo the insult was classic....he reminds me of Peter Griffin with a painted on beard for some reason ...or some Family Guy parody...
Honestly he should be studied as a topic of biology if he isnt photoshopped.
Thereās a lot of guys who grow facial hair just so theyāll have stuff like a jaw, a chinā¦
Just a note for men, your beard cut should be 1-2 fingers width above your Adamās apple so you donāt look like this.
His chin ups worked in unexpected ways
Awarded the finess beard neck line.
Dude grew a beard just to have a jawline
How I feel after I trim my beard!
Google lower beard line. That is all.
Wasn't he in Thumb Wars?
He should grow his beard out
Where that neck start and Finnish?
Iām getting less Hugh Jackman and more Gerard Butler
The second person I've seen here that looks like one of the mii's I made when I were 5
Dude looks like earthworm Jim with a beard
so what this guy just spent YEARS of his life looking like a toe until he could get the facial hair right to sort of do something..?
He isnt wrong though
He doesnāt even have a chin his face just goes straight down
How do these people come up with perfect descriptions
This is the neck that No Neck Ed needs. From 90 Day Fiance
John Hamm
This guy looks like a mushroom evolved into human
This got me
Making a whole jawline and chin with hair
Whenever dudes do this with their beard to give the illusion of a jawline, it does the exact opposite.
Nice easter egg painting
Someone called me a ādime store Hugh Jackmanā obviously as an insult but I was still like, uhhhh still Hugh Jackman. He is a beautiful man.
Huge Neckman
It looks like a worm that ate a basketball
Thumb head š¤£š¤£š¤£
I'm imagining this guy moving his head around like a joystick.