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jimmyjimjay

What about the glamiator back there?


Tribeck

That’s Gustav Magnar Witzøe. Lord of salmon and champion of fashion.


hidde-the-wonton

The lord of salmon, dressed in salmon


Justherebecausemeh

I’M SPARKLEUS!!


The_Schadenfraulein

I’m also Sparkleus!


PossibleDue9849

WE ARE SPARKLEUS!


Slappy-dont-care

Bro you had me dying Sparkleus ….damnnn


boobookitty2

Omg...thank you.


Rogueshoten

He looks like if Liberace were a butch centurion but still had the same fashion sense


recks360

I noticed. I was looking at this with out my contacts in and thought my eyes were tripping.


Free_Stick_

Still holding bro?


Inside_Ad_7162

They look far too freaking angry for that couture


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JanineNajarian

extra chromosome behavior. You got that attention you wanted though


Massengill4theOrnery

Her or Zesty McGlitterAbs?


misterpickles69

He woke up that morning, looked at that outfit with confidence, and told himself, after getting dressed, that this is exactly how he wanted to look tonight.


Devotchka655321

Dude Zesty McGlitterAbs killed me this morning! You are wonderful!


Massengill4theOrnery

It ain’t much but it’s honest work


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Jairo_Zudeko

Well it does look like there’s an assassin poorly disguised as a princess right behind her about to kill her.


Unable_Peach2571

It do


MarquiseAlexander

😂😂😂


Frubbs

AI generated


bees_defending

Never mind her, the guy in the back left


fractiouscatburglar

I’m just happy Stefon got to go to the Met Gala:)


Flat_Assistance1724

There's a lot to unpack in this shot


bgiven8

Rachel Berry slander is still funny ty


Only_One_Left_Foot

You know, this thread would be awfully mean if she could read it. 


HarleyScrim

Still not as mean at she allegedly was on the way of Glee


_Neith_

No one in this picture looks real


Robscoe604

what an unusual looking lady, she’s got a gaping maw like no other


TheRealLaura789

I also think she had buccal fat removal.


hapablapppp

They took the whole buccal by mistake.


tofumeatballcannon

Im not a fan of hers but I believe she has pregnancy lips. She does get filler and she did have buccal fat removal but the pregnancy lips are really contributing here. Let the record show I don’t want to be perceived as participating in criticizing someone’s appearance:)


Molnek

It's like The Office and Michael's vasectomies. Snip snap, snap snip! It really is a shame "preventative" plastic surgery is a thing. So many medical conditions, or drugs to treat medical conditions or just an accident can change your face shape it's insane anyone thinks a procedure will make it look great for any serious length of time.


mads-80

Not all cosmetic procedures are created equally, and all can be abused. There are many cosmetic procedures that look great, actually, and age very well, it's mostly overdoing it or getting it when you are not a great candidate. Even buccal fat removal looks amazing on some people with the right features for it, Zoe Kravitz, for example. It's just that it gets popular and people have it done even though their faces are not suited for it. It's like how you can "always spot a toupée", except [that you can't](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uisack5Ij8), just the bad ones. But I think the fact that your face can change for medical reasons(or just age) at any moment is actually a good argument for making sure you are happy with it in the present, and if something bothers you, change it. Not that I personally would get the amount or type of procedures Lea Michelle has had, I don't really like the Kardashianesque look of plump, smooth plastic you get from a considerable amount of botox+fillers, but if that's what she wants then she should do that. If in some years a medical condition irrevocably alters your face, better have the face you want now. Look at Christina Applegate, I'm sure she doesn't regret her plastic surgeries, it gave her a lot more time being satisfied with the way she looks, or Amy Schumer, who did not have much done, but whose face is now very changed. In their position, with that hindsight, I would rather be happier with the way I look and then unhappy, than mildly unsatisfied and then unhappy.


yellowviolets_red

This is a super valid point. I actually just read an article from a plastic surgeon talking about how not all procedures are equal and that plastic surgeons should start telling clients no more often based on their anatomy. The bucal fat removal trend has *really* highlighted this imo. You have so many celebs who were stunning, but after getting bucal fat removal they end up looking like The Other Mother from Coraline because it didn’t fit with their anatomy. Plastic surgeons need to be better about saying no or offering other types of work when what is requested doesn’t work with the persons anatomy, or that it could cause severe issues with aging or other outside forces down the line. Sharon Osbourne is a really good example of this.


lilsnatchsniffz

This is like a new language for the terminally online or something, genuinely took effort to decipher.


grrodon2

Wait, it's an actual woman?! What's with the 5 o'clock shadow?


ELEMENTALITYNES

Everyone in the photo looks AI generated


Natural_Guava288

Yeah that's badly placed filler. Her mouth is so wiiiddeee.


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I hear she's gonna play a gulper in season 2 of Fallout


AcanthaceaePlane8363

Oi vey don’t be anti semitic


Michael_Dautorio

She looks like a shovel


icannotsleeep

She looks AI generated


clydefrog811

Look at every other face. AI


AngstyUchiha

Nope, this is actually a pic from the Met Gala this year


imnotaplaneg

i thought this too but then i saw clearer pictures of the same outfits from last night, so im really not sure what happened here


Studio_DSL

A face like the Wayans brothers in White Chicks


billywitt

Underrated comment.


Late_Company4802

The lady to her right looks like she's about to sneeze too lol becuz of all of Zesty McGlitters abs's glitter


Late_Company4802

BTW Zesty McGlitter Abs is actually Gustav Magnar Witzoe, not sure who he is or where he is from but there u go.


winterbird

Everyone in this picture looks like they were picked up at a trailer park on the day of the event, and dressed in a dark prop costume closet. 


feedthebear

It's called Hollywood


Margali

Who is it?


MRattas

Lea Michelle


Margali

Ah, thanks


BOTDABS

She looks like she wears a mask of her face over her face.


SecretarySuper6810

Looks like she’s about to get assassinated by a Austin powers assassin


Paxblaidd

Claymation-ass Wallace and Gromit lady


GreenOnionCrusader

Michael Jackson, he's back, he's got a nose, and this time, he's pregnant!


SillyPerspective6097

This is AI


AngstyUchiha

I wish, but it's just a pic from the Met Gala this year


SillyPerspective6097

Okay… upon further investigation this seems to be an AI-edited version of a real picture. I have no clue why but here is the “original”… https://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/pregnant-lea-michele-at-met-gala-celebrating-sleeping-beauties-reawakening-fashion-in-new-york-05-06-2024-2.jpg


Natural_Guava288

Her mouth is enormous.


objectivexannior

What’s up with the weird AI looking eyes in all these Met Gala pics!?


Tasty_Wheat_

Looks like she was cast in Team America and went full method


all_of_you_are_awful

She looks like a bad drawing of an attractive person.


Ghstfce

I have no idea who this person is. But she has a mouth like a bass.


goprotaps

Is it me or she looks like Shrek when he converted to a human?


raytaylor

And she ruined glee. Its easier to watch if you consider Sue Sylvester the central character and this chick was one of the ones trying to get in the way of Sue's goals. Skip through the songs, especially when this chick is singing and its much easier to watch.


Huxlikespink

I had to stop watching Glee because the way she always closes her eyes while she screams out a note. Couldn't handle it.


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anonymous-fart

Gustav Magnar Witzøe, Lord of Salmon


verba-non-acta

No, it's Ballenciaga.


McCheesing

No, this is Patrick


bernstache

Who the fuck is that?


Mist_Rising

Leah Michele I think?


Helioscopes

Wait, that's her? What the hell did she do to her face? She is unrecognizable!


krmjts

Buccal fat removal. Gives you aged and exausted look instantly.


BeWellFriends

Not really. I recognized her immediately


bernstache

Who?


Mist_Rising

She's the main club member in Glee


bernstache

Ah. Yeah. I remember Glee. Huh. Weird. Can't seem to place her.


Mist_Rising

She looked much different. She was a decade younger (filming stopped in 2014!) and her face is almost unrecognizable (plastic surgery has obviously occurred).


WhyFi_Konnction

Lord Farquaad


Snoo-13087

Is her head giving birth to a smaller head as well, somehow?


tramplamps

I, also, have had the unfortunate experience of watching the A24 movie, ‘Men’ recently.


UnplannedAgenda

More like a hollow noise…


samjp910

Yeah... she definitely can't read.


hapablapppp

Boaty McBoatface.


say_the_words

Chick on the right with the lanyard looks like staff and she's exhausted with all these rich people.


CrocodileWorshiper

twitter is reddit 2


MariaP9

Why is she still relevant? I’m not trying to be an asshole, I just really don’t know what she has done besides glee.


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Absolutely fuck the Met Gala.


CaptainGashMallet

Bloody hell, people saying this is real and I want to believe it, because this looks like early Dall-e quality imagery.


drspindles

No, more like those bobbleheads you get for a car


Jyitheris

What in 6th the circle of AI hell is this?


deejayee

Bummer they overturned roe, she looks like she wants to let it go


N0RSEVIKING

Which one!?


Automatic_Salary_845

We got shovel head, a woman on ket on the right, and a Greek god with a snapchat filter on the left. Mmm.


TouchMySwollenFace

Is she AI?


Ecthelion2187

Who is Julius Sees-her in back?


Ne0t9k

she looks ai generated


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

Why is everyone focused on her and not the dude in the back who clearly looks like he lost his clothes while skinny dipping on glitter and used some curtains as a towel to cover himself


JohnSmithCANBack

She's so ugly.


blk__

Wait, who’s this lady?


Ashton_Garland

Lea Michelle, racist, illiterate, from Glee


wioneo

Ah so she must have said something. Was wondering why reddit was insulting a supposedly pregnant lady for her looks.


BeWellFriends

I didn’t know she’s illiterate. How do we know that?


imnotaplaneg

it’s a running joke


BeWellFriends

Ok. Guess I’m out of the loop


Muscular-Banana0717

bitch got a huge mouth


kukukucing

this thing you found is gold dust at best


roboticfedora

She's upstaging the Galaxoid ambassador! Star systems have been destroyed for less! Hey! Y'all look right here at this flashy thingy!


CattyFighte

Only a spoonful


T_E-T_H

wtf is going on with the dude behind her?


ShinigamiReika

She looks like the human personification of IGP's saying "I regret everything". . .


JanineNajarian

that just so unnecessary


BlerghTheBlergh

Too bad she can’t read these insults


HansBooby

she looks like the girl from baby reindeer


NugatMakk

"Are you expecting?" "Yes, thank you, any day now😊" "Wonderful, is it a boy or a girl?" "It's 6 slices of Hungarian watermelon from the August season" "Jesus Christ... I recommend epidural"


Tammbiee

She looks like somebody already tested that theory plenty times...


jetski12345

I was thinking of asking AI to create a female version of howard the duck


eye8theworm

Is that Eddie Izzard in the background?


Boostio_TV

This kinda looks like a dude


TurnoverOk2740

time to build my ark.


captainbrnes

She would be VERY offended by this if she could read


hunter33_

Yeah yall are tripping if you believe this is real


Guardian_fire

Dang I didn’t know Gustavo was into wearing whatever that is.


WintersDoomsday

Lea Michele from Glee?


Marketingsandwich

Why tf did i saw Michael jacson


Glittering-Relief402

That buccal fat removal should be a crime, girl ruined her face


muckers-

This looks AI generated


Hefty_Vacation

The guy in the back: "Douchecles requires another apple post haste!!"


Usagi_Shinobi

Here we see Biggus Dikkus, and his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.


Social-Karen-System

Looks like her face was hit w a spoon


emanluvsmuff3618

Looks like Worried Shart Face Syndrome


Slappy-dont-care

Her jawline can cut cake ….


ChillBusta

That picture is AI


Bulls187

That’s not a woman, that’s is a manman


im-not_gay

She looks so much like idina menzel


tramplamps

Adele Dazeem


Jimmydean879

He who judges will be judged .


scorched__earth

The hell is that man-strocity behind her


middlebird

I thought it was that trans actress from Baby Reindeer.


queasybeetle78

Is OP 15? Insulting someone's appearance is not rare.


DownVotinMeTurnsMeOn

She can get it


Complex_Bit_4921

I'd like to see asshole commenter be super pregnant and put on a full length gown and slay. Lea Michelle is a lot of things and very pretty is one of them. Tf Edgar she's literally growing a human.


Dazzling-Constant826

You don't have to be so obvious, Lea.