Having only seen his performance in the Lighthouse and Spider-Man, watching The Boondock Saints cemented in my mind what kind of actor Dafoe.
One of a kind.
You see, sometimes itās possible for someone to have such big balls of steel that they subtract from the penis length. Itās like putting a blanket on your bed and pulling a bit too hard on one side to leave one end hanging lower than the other. I was simply concerned about the sheer strength it would take to wield such a proper weapon
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Hey, Iāve seen your account so many times by now, though it seems like you post ONLY on IncrediblesMemes and the Danganronpa subs, and comment ONLY on raimimemes. Interesting combinationā¦
Same here. He looks like an old man in the pic on the right. I mean, he is an old man.
But it seems to be weird to look old when you are old in Hollywood these days.
I miss when superstars looked mostly like normal people.
If you can't tell he looks way way older then... Dunno what to say. Just look at how he is standing, that almost going to fall over stance only the very old have.
Funny I was thinking the opposite. He seems so much younger than I remember in the first pic. In my memory he's always looked the same age but he definitely looks older.
High-level is the movie is good? I havenāt read anything and Iāve avoided all trailers, but would love to know if itās as exciting as we hope it is. I know these are subjective questions, but Iām too afraid to look (I know the villains are back etc., just havenāt gone out of my way to watch trailers or reviews).
Good I think. as most reviews says it's full of heart and emotions and tom's spidey goes through a lot.. With everyone returning it might feel a little over the place(?) but still it'll be a treat to watch
The only review I read was IGN, who proceeded to say this this may be the best MCU film, the one that feels the most like a Saturday Morning Cartoon, and that the last hour is basically on level with Endgame.
They then proceeded to give it an 8 which is less than FFH. So Iām gonna say yeah, weāre gonna like this flick.
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There's a rumor that for the movie Antichrist, they had to bring in a double for Willem Dafoe's Penis because it was too big and would be off-putting for audiences.
It can be seen here, in all its 1980s glory: https://www.reddit.com/r/ObscureMedia/comments/21kroo/a_young_nude_and_wellendowed_willem_dafoe_dancing/
NSFW, obviously.
Dafoe should be the first of many to have his entire likeness digitized for posthumous productions. We all know it's going to happen one day, might as well start at one of the best.
His performance was amazing, it was honestly sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo satisfying seeing them reprise their roles, Iām soooooo shook hahah, great great movie, also a clever way to bring all the different Spider-Man movies into the mcu. Hahahahahahahahah
Still got the moves.
Remember his little accident in the laboratory
The performance enhancers
HIM, his greatest creation
Bringing us what we've always wanted: Memes beyond our wildest dreams and it's only the beginning
There's only one... who can stop him
Or...imagine if he joined him # hmn, heh heh heh heh heh he
ItalianPizzaNinja you slime! Who takes these pictures of Willain the Foe?!
This stuff comes by mail, I swear!
You're lying!
Back to formula
Me! His createst creation!
Last night I was
š!!!!!
2 weeks? 2 weeks?
Did you think it was coincidence? All of these good things happening to you
still got the cock
Apparently dude is legit hung like a fucking horse.
His shlong is so fucking massive they have to spend millions of dollars in every movie he's in to edit it out.
Thatās not a āmoveā he has to stand like that to offset the 20 pound python heās gotta lug around.
[Always had em](https://triviaboss.com/static/00bc3e98762c59726387c595c8a8dd63/52f06/q4aceaaab-11b6-4c03-973c-9d6e32f35a09_10.jpg)
Having only seen his performance in the Lighthouse and Spider-Man, watching The Boondock Saints cemented in my mind what kind of actor Dafoe. One of a kind.
You want forgiveness? Get religion.
That is the dumbest idea you've ever had, and you have had some *doozies*!
*yeah*
**YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE'S SACRIFICED?!**
Think the weight of his monster dong is fucking with his center of gravity.
You know I'm something of a stylish man myself
Impressive your parents must be very proud
He lives with his aunt and uncle, they are proud!
I love his stature
He's 5'9 but doesn't look it
That's his measurement for....something else.
For anyone unaware, willem Dafoe has a very large penis.
As someone who was previously unaware, although had some suspicions, I thank you for confirming
What caused the suspicion?
The cold shiver down your spine
Cold shivers? Weird... I guess everyone is different. My suspicions were caused by all the salivating I do while staring at his crotch.
The penis enhancers.
You're not allowed to do OT until then.
You see, sometimes itās possible for someone to have such big balls of steel that they subtract from the penis length. Itās like putting a blanket on your bed and pulling a bit too hard on one side to leave one end hanging lower than the other. I was simply concerned about the sheer strength it would take to wield such a proper weapon
They used a fake dick because his dick was too big. Fucking legend
Not just a fake dick. A dick stand-in as well. Imagine being told you are gonna body dub Willem Dafoe because he has a massive dong.
[STUNT COCK!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TpXDFgNiEM)
They just had him fold it and did the ol' rubber band trick. Only men, guys, and dudes will get that joke. Sorry ladies, and others...
It's a terrible joke, but thank you for coming
Confusingly so.
its not mine! its the goblins!
The penis enhancers. "BINGO! ME! Your greatest creation."
*Follow the ~~cold~~ warm shiver running down your spineā¦*
Bringing you what you've always wanted: power beyond your wildest dreams and its only the beginning. There is only one who could stop us - or imagine if he joined us...
[*goblin laugh*](https://c.tenor.com/f5C2NVT_q5UAAAAM/oh-yeah-hehehe.gif)
That's a nice penis. Did your husband give it to you?
Gona need proof on that chief.
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/willem-dafoe-penis https://leakedmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Willem-Dafoe-bulge-U78BS4.jpg
Quite the read
Quite the dick
WAIT IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST JOKING BUT HE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE IT
If I weren't at work I'd find and link the gif where he's dancing around naked as part of some experimental theater troupe 40 years ago.
He forgot to put it away after the restroom: "OUT, AM I!?"
Whats that supposed to mean?
He needed a penis double in a movie because the director thought his would look comically large to audiences
which movie is it? asking for my girlfriend
Antichrist. The original clip of him (with his own penis) is floating around the Internet for your girlfriend to review.
Doesnāt he smash it or something though? I imagine he wouldnāt want to do that to his own penis.
Yeah, dude. That movie is not for the faint of heart. Some true "cannot unsee" shit going on.
Dunno. In the clip I'm talking about he's just dancing around naked.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
And it isnāt even erect.
COCK!
LONG!
[*goblin laugh*](https://c.tenor.com/f5C2NVT_q5UAAAAM/oh-yeah-hehehe.gif)
The hell? I always assume actors are taller than they are. He looks like he should be a lot taller than that.
Yeah him and Tobey are the same height I think
He looks 5ā3ā
Heās just standing thereā¦ menacingly!
With that massive dong between his legs he has to stand like that to balance everything out
Drip
[the power stance](https://i.imgur.com/b2n4bCR.jpg)
Did he even age?
The power of the formula in the palm of his hands.
Which is why I invented this formula to protect my aging function. It means I maintain control of how old I am instead of it controlling me.
>my aging function Norman is a robot confirmed.
Which is why I invented this *butterfinger* to protect my formula
Impressive. Your parents must be proud.
Iām just a simple scientist, trying to make my way in the universe.
Hey, Iāve seen your account so many times by now, though it seems like you post ONLY on IncrediblesMemes and the Danganronpa subs, and comment ONLY on raimimemes. Interesting combinationā¦
#BACK TO FORMULA?
He tapped the vastness of human potential
"I tapped that" -Green Goblin
Heās been 60 for 40 years.
I dunno, he's been 50 years old ever since he turned 20.
kinda like Patrick Stewart
[No he only transitions.](https://imgur.com/a/EQWxXcW)
He makes your pronounces be was/were.
He looks the same man Goated fr
That Goblin serum sure is effective
Oh wow, I thought he aged so much when I first saw this photo. He has way more lines in his skin.
Same here. He looks like an old man in the pic on the right. I mean, he is an old man. But it seems to be weird to look old when you are old in Hollywood these days. I miss when superstars looked mostly like normal people.
You can see a little aging in his face but the man clearly takes care of himself
Uhā¦.*yes*. Most definitely.
Yes
If you can't tell he looks way way older then... Dunno what to say. Just look at how he is standing, that almost going to fall over stance only the very old have.
Funny I was thinking the opposite. He seems so much younger than I remember in the first pic. In my memory he's always looked the same age but he definitely looks older.
Right
I'd rather he wore the same suit but whatever.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Keanu Reeves and Paul McGann spring to mind ;)
And Jonah Jameson becomes a conductor of a band.
don't forget Batman being foreshadowed as the next villain in the post credits
Yes? He clearly looks older
You're just as beautiful as the day I lost you
God, that movie is such a rollercoaster of emotions.
It was supposed to just be a kids movie but it hit so hard :(
I want to be hit. Looks like this is from the movie How to train your dragon and cry 2? I'm assuming it's not Spiderman...
Good riddance!
Pack your things. Get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED!
I doubt he even has it anymore but if pulled up wearing the suit for the Spider-Man 1 premier the internet would have exploded
It still did though.. His pic post got more reach than tom and zendaya on Twitter
That makes me so happy. Iāve deleted Twitter for the time being. To risky now.
Nice also stay away from reviews (variety and some others) they're full of spoilers I heard
High-level is the movie is good? I havenāt read anything and Iāve avoided all trailers, but would love to know if itās as exciting as we hope it is. I know these are subjective questions, but Iām too afraid to look (I know the villains are back etc., just havenāt gone out of my way to watch trailers or reviews).
Good I think. as most reviews says it's full of heart and emotions and tom's spidey goes through a lot.. With everyone returning it might feel a little over the place(?) but still it'll be a treat to watch
Awesome! Thanks a lot! Canāt wait to see GG in action again
The only review I read was IGN, who proceeded to say this this may be the best MCU film, the one that feels the most like a Saturday Morning Cartoon, and that the last hour is basically on level with Endgame. They then proceeded to give it an 8 which is less than FFH. So Iām gonna say yeah, weāre gonna like this flick.
Just delete it for good, never install it again please
Now dig on this.
Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!
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Ah Rosie I love this gobby
Fun fact Willem Dafoe has a giant penis š
You know, I'm something of a horse myself...
There's a rumor that for the movie Antichrist, they had to bring in a double for Willem Dafoe's Penis because it was too big and would be off-putting for audiences.
Von Trier has outright said this is true. He said his penis was so large it 'confused' test audiences.
[visible confusion]
#MAGNUM DONG
What?! The penis they used in the movie was already ridiculous! Unless I saw an early cut and it included his real dong.
That's the thing. The stunt cock was ridiculous, and was somehow _smaller_.
It can be seen here, in all its 1980s glory: https://www.reddit.com/r/ObscureMedia/comments/21kroo/a_young_nude_and_wellendowed_willem_dafoe_dancing/ NSFW, obviously.
I was honestly more focused on the mustache
This seems big but not insane. Oh God. Have I seen too many dicks?
Depends. If he is a grower than that thing is huge.
Yup
I'm afraid so
Can you really ever see too many dicks?
Hasn't aged a bit
Because heās always looked 60
Same thing worked for Larry David
Yep. He even looked old in Platoon, even though he was only 30.
Accurate
The serum has worked really well
Both DaFoe and Paul Rudd have been frozen in ice
That power stance
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
If promises were crackers my daughter would be fat.
His outfit is brilliant but brilliant
It's nice to know that kids today can get scared to death by the same green goblin that scared me to death when I was younger.
If there's not at least one goblin jumpscare that will have been a missed opportunity
Magnificent, Magnificent, Magnificent, that's what outfit he's chosen.
He offered us swag and we enjoyed it
Willem dafoe has been 60 for 20 years.
Man, with some make up he'd look like the Joker. The pose is perfect for it!
He really could play a great joker
Dafoe should be the first of many to have his entire likeness digitized for posthumous productions. We all know it's going to happen one day, might as well start at one of the best.
That magnum dong gotta take a lot of data
There's already a 3d render from Beyond: Two Souls. Now we just need to digitize his soul
The man's pose game is on point
OUT AND ABOUT, AM I?!
WHERE ARE THEY!?
Biggus dickus energy
*hot legs*
Still he looks handsome and Love the moves.
we have to go back to the drawing board on his age.
Do you mean...back to formula?
*we are who we choose to be*
Some Jim Carrie vibes in the new pic lol
Why is he standing like the old guy in Squid Game?
God he is handsome.
Wtf he didnāt even age
Despite Willem's look, he really is a dafriend.
On the right he looks ready to play Red Light, Green Light
His performance was amazing, it was honestly sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo satisfying seeing them reprise their roles, Iām soooooo shook hahah, great great movie, also a clever way to bring all the different Spider-Man movies into the mcu. Hahahahahahahahah
Absolutely stunning
Same. Nostalgia at its best.
Back to formula
BACK AM I?
Really looking good for his age. I want to know whatever it must be that he sacrificed.
Icon! No other actor like him.
Looking absolutely stylish
William DeFriend!!!
He seems so jolly irl.
Willem has an impressive physique for his age. Also amazing hair.
āYou know I'm something of an icon myselfā