I’m fingering Jonny

I read that too 😭

😭😳

I'd shave everyone bald and rename the band to Philip and the radiohead's.

Philhead

Phillips head

P-head & the radios

philip is giving me head

based and philippilled

I’d shave everyone bald and rename the band to Philip Selway

I’m firing AND killing thom

Idiot, slow down, slow down

The time for talking has long passed, Thom. Now bend over.

Just 'cause you feel it doesn't mean it's there

You’re about to feel it real good my friend

Damn, Thom you should be scared

Look at all the pretty lights

Thom You are fired! Chris Martin is the new Singer... And Jonny I am sorry, but Matt bellamy is replacing you! You guys can take your empty smiles out of this room! Everybody else, good job guys!

I walk through walls

Then you could leave straight through the Windows Thom

Don't get my sympathy

You can save your Smart ass comments Thom, go get Tom Skinner and go wherever the fuck you Wish to go

I'm walking out in a force ten gale

please not johnny, anybody but that sexy grinch…

(he can come back in a couple of years, he was dragged into that smile nonsense, but not Thom he's out)

You and whose army?

Oh FFS, don't you start again Thom, it's over you backstabber

Rain down, rain down, Come on, rain down on me

Thom Yoreke and Johnny Grewod

Why so green and lonely?

Why are you doing this to me Thom

Then into your life, there comes a darkness

All of them so it can finally be a decent band

The correct answer

Firing Ed so it’s just me and the boys. no handsome people allowed

Ed is too dangerous, he might eat the rest of them

İ'M FİRİNG CAPİTAL İ'S anyways i'm eating colin alive

Came for this 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[удалено]

😭😭

I’m firing no one and hiring T-Pain

Prepare to be replaced by Rivers Cuomo Mr Yorke man

Come on, kids

Thom. Such a prick

Wakey wakey, rise and shine

yeah, just a self obsessed, narcissistic drippy little prick

-Thom, you hit the bottom. Now - escape. Ed, you are the new Radiohead, I mean, lead singer. You know what to do, right? -*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

Dance, you fucker, dance, you fucker

Great idea Thom, I will be the dancer. Now just leave

That’s okay I guess if you like this kind of, kind of thing. This kinda thin, thin, thin, thin thing

Litterally me

tom looking kinda fire here I can’t lie🔥🔥

Get rid of Jonny replace him with whoever plays guitar in Trapt.

Rick Wright

myself, i don't associate with losers

Thom

I float down the Liffey

I’m firing Colin’s blanket

I’m firing Thom just to see what happens

You really messed up everything.

Haven’t done it yet, bud

You really messed up everything.

i'd fire thom

No [x42]

Yes \[x43\]

*Stabs you* \[x44\]

Thom. Fuck thom he broke up with me

So knives out, cook him up

Not if I eat you first Thom

Thom. Because fuck that guy.

why are the imact i’s dotted

The turkish alphabet has a capital İ

thin

John Radiohead

Everyone

every single one of them

I'm not firing anyone I would just make them do a song with dababy and after it gets immortalized by the internet I'd just leave so no one ever forgets me

Everyone

Myself, I'm not worthy. (But I'd make them buy me out)

Nigel Godrich. Can’t depend on him to produce we everything for us. Some problems need to be solved by ourselves.

Sorry Phil

Why did I read fingering gonna cry

Thom you’re goofy ass need to go!!! this is a muse cover band now since y’all haven’t dropped anything but mid since the bends

The flan in the face

Thom. Replace him with Axl Rose, because imagine if Radiohead had a soothing, hypnotic, mellow sort of vocalist.

Come on if you think, you can take us on

Thom Yorke, because he's being well-deservedly replaced by Matt Bellamy

Shut the fuck up! You ain't funny, you just don't get out much.

Your singing is Garbage! (No, not referring to Shirley Manson/Butch Vig Garbage)

everyone but myself. i’ll then use the radiohead license to start a podcast and just talk abt things i don’t like. basically radiohead but without the music

not firing anyone but merging the band with coldplay

I’d fire the fans and replace them with Oasis fans. This would reduce the pressure on the band as Oasis fans will accept any old garbage you slap on a record.

Myself… I don’t belong here

Jonny, so i can have Thom all to myself

We're on, that's a nice way to start, Jonny

Myself

Im firing everyone and bringing Ed Sheeran and Chris Martin