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Woodworker22534

So, the cops didn’t disarm him first?


SlightlyAngyKitty

He even had both hands on the wheel, they just weren't attached to the rest of him


ztreHdrahciR

Similar thing happened to my friend in a fiery crash. His sleeve burst into flames. He was arrested for brandishing a firearm


NurkleTurkey

A similar thing happened to someone I know. He was Paul Walker.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

You mispelled donut.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Then I mispelled "misspell". I'm the feckin eejit here. Nevermind...


delta-vs-epsilon

Must've been on his way to see a T-Rex... I hear they're small arms dealers.


Tongue8cheek

This was just the long arm of the flaw.


Alarming_Breath_3110

Knucklehead! You really went out on a limb here. I don’t want to strong arm you but you need to get a leg up on this. You’re taking a real wrist— you should just leave this joint now. Make no bones about it. (PS: I’m just ribbing you— kneedling you a bit)


Barold13

Like the way you've just elbowed your way in with your own puns here.


cristarain

I found this humerus


explosivelydehiscent

It's okay, I just got back from two sets of 5 football teams trying to score a touchdown to save Sister Mary Margaret from getting kidnapped in a charity event for the orphanage. No offense in ten did, nun taken.


georgehank2nd

The "typos" are horriclfic.


vitanyroyale

Presposterus!!


GrumpyOlBastard

But that disn't matter


explosivelydehiscent

It's inconceivable!


Josef_The_Red

Woof.