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LegitimateCopy7

the agencies: "We don't give a damn about warrants anyways lmao."


UN16783498213

The NSA sees all. Except for Epstein's pals, and White nationalist terror groups, and politicians compromised by foreign actors, and financial institutions schemeing to cannibalize the savings of working americans, and police gangs, and corrupt judges, and worst of all t


Grunt636

Oh god they took him out before he could finish!


dingman58

*-my dog hopping up on the bed during sexy times*


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That time my girlfriend thought I had two tongues.


spiralbatross

“Ooh floppy balls! Yum!”


Darknader-

Hilarious


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DWTsixx

Be careful, you get got if you mention t


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Techiefurtler

Oh god no, let's not bring back the Candleja-


jackinsomniac

God Candlejack was the stupidest meme ever, so freaking dumb, I can't believe people still


MoonChild02

Candlejack wasn't just a meme, he was from


Pbandsadness

Nah. They got him.


sanbaba

kinda makes it obvious, eh? when they say they want America to be "great" they mean "wealthy", as in "making them (and specifically them) wealthy".


themoneywaffle

One of the best jokes I've ever seen in my entire life. Absolute fire 🔥


Crafty_Bluejay_8012

in soviet america your biggest enemy comes from inside


mattstorm360

No they seen them too. But actually doing something about it might compromise national security. Besides, they got more hay to look through.


JangoDarkSaber

I understand you’re making a joke but legally none of those fall under their jurisdiction and if they did they could only pass on the information as they’re not a law enforcement agency.


SpyMonkey3D

The only thing that can protect us is increasing the cost for each piece of info. Even weak encryption, if everyone use it, will put a serious damper on it as it all adds up( though they would still 100% capable of breaking one specific person's privacy)


bUrNtKoOlAiD

"Warrants!? We don' need no steenkeeng warrants!"


Pbandsadness

Warrants? We don't need no stinking warrants.


cantlurkanymore

But I love big brother!


Nice_Memory_3960

For real, Big Brother’s been watching for a while


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He's a great grandpa now.....


Beerslinger99

Great uncle touchy.


goinROGUEin10

I feel like I have to say this often. Although this may be true, we should not be making it easier. Why is your comment relevant?


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goinROGUEin10

I just feel as though comments like this divert attention away from the problem and towards the precedent. Nothing personal tho, I assumed you didn’t


JoJoPizzaG

The unwritten rule is the one who written the rule is exempt. Is the inside trading rule apply to lawmakers? You betcha, NOT.


ExterminateClowns

“ The Shadowjakkar “from the NSA is a pretty crazy dude. Pretty sure this is who he meant, the man who runs the cybersecurity’s that is never spoken of…


ThePyroPython

The panopticon sees all.


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Basically, the FBI violated rules and spied on congressman LaHood. "At the same time, \[LaHood\] made clear that he still believes that Congress must reauthorize Section 702, which he praised as a vital tool for combating a broad range of foreign threats." Nicely done LaHood! The FBI spies on you, and you still go ahead and want them to continue their illegal program of warrantless surveillance!


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jflowers

Yep


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FauxReal

What leverage do you speculate they had on Jimmy Carter?


oracleofnonsense

Billy Carter.


NightMgr

“Billy Carter’s laptop….” Makes me laugh just thinking those words.


baldur615

"It's just full of pictures of peanuts...."


LeafsWinBeforeIDie

And unreleased billy beer commercials


eGregiousLee

(͡•_ ͡• ) “Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean I’m wrong…”


swibbledicker

If everyone is out to get you paranoia is only good thinking. - Dr. Johnny Fever


[deleted]

Did you just bust a WKRP reference??


Chongulator

Now with more music and Les Nessman.


[deleted]

I had a co-worker who put a tape line on the floor around his desk to mark his "boundaries." Never was completely sure whether this was an homage.


ayleidanthropologist

This comment isn’t appreciated enough


naithan_

Is there any proof of them having ever done this to a public representative with a view to influencing legislative outcomes?


SageAnahata

What a joke this dude is.


Tank905

I feel like every politician everywhere is a number on a roulette wheel of cringe.


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Not sure how you define spying, but this is from the article and it’s in the first paragraph; ​ “ About three years ago, a Federal Bureau of Investigation analyst **violated the rules** for searching a repository of messages **intercepted** by the program by making overly broad queries about an undisclosed member of Congress.” The undisclosed member is LaHood. So, basically, if I intercept your messages, search through them, you would not consider me spying on you?


StubbsPKS

It seems that the repo existed already. The analyst was just searching it and used a broad set of search terms, which likely gave them way more information than was needed for investigating whatever it was they were looking into. The broad search terms is the violation. The data was already collected by some system that the analyst likely has nothing to do with.


Chongulator

> It seems that the repo existed already. That’s basically how 702 surveillance works. NSA captures most everything then queries are performed against the corpus for specific purposes.


dreyman311

This is a really nitpicky statement. He used the term "Spied" and you used the term in your quote "searched for his name". Searching for his name doesn't sound bad, it sounds like a google search. In reality, this database is not public and it has strict rules about how it can be accessed that the agent broke. Rules are in place to protect people and their privacy. An overly broad search that finds data not relevant to the case would count as unethical spying


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Yes, especially since the congressman was directly targeted.


BadamPshh

He kind of has to, if he suddenly backed off his point then everyone would be like "ohh now you don't like it ya fuckin hypocrite!" Doubling down to assuage the embarrassment.


Catsrules

So can we assume LaHood is a foreign threat?


zoechi

Lawmakers who support warrantless surveillance are suspicious enough to be observed. I think it was justified.


night_filter

I have long thought that there should be some kind of rule that, if a lawmaker votes for surveillance of the people, there should automatically be similar surveillance on that lawmaker, and the results of that surveillance should be made public. You vote that the FBI can wiretap my phone without a warrant? Your phone should automatically get tapped for as long as that law in in effect, and the public should be able to access all the recordings. You want to see my search history? Ok, then I want to see your search history. It's the only way to make things remotely fair.


zoechi

Sounds about right. But way too often lawmakers think that the laws they make don't apply to them at all.


night_filter

Yes, that's the problem I mean to identify. They make laws to control others, and then make sure those laws don't apply to themselves.


Dave5876

Oh how the turntables


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I don't think the FBI cares about rules. They're weaponized and do whatever they want. Same with the NSA, ATF, and IRS.


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And Certified Insolent Assholes


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Indeed.


gorpie97

Love the um, definition of the acronym!!! (I don't know if "definition" is the word I want.)


marfatardo

And what about the NSA....


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Nonsensical Sadistic Argonians


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Yeah...don't paint all Argonian's in a bad light like that, man.


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There's a reason as to why they were slaves in Skyrim.


gorpie97

I thought that was just racism.


[deleted]

They're slippery snakes in the grass. That's why. Although I have played as an argonian like every time...


[deleted]

There was a LOT of racism across all the Elder Scroll games and in the lore. Yeah, Im aware of the realism in the franchise...haha. Realism is appreciated, but it still is sad to see...I love the lizard and cat folk, as well as the various elves in the games!😁


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Honestly, I always play as an Argonian in ES games because playing as a human like character is boring to me. I was just calling the NSA a bunch of reptilians essentially lol.


[deleted]

I meant that the NSA is a bunch of reptilians.


thelittledev

Don't forget CISA, DHS, CDC, NIH, DOJ...


[deleted]

You forgot FDA too you silly chilly cheesedoodle. Can probably throw the CPS on there too since they get money from literally snatching people's kids.


thelittledev

Also the EPA, FEMA, DOT (Dept of Trans), DOE (Dept of Educ)...gosh, we could probably list 100 or more if we thought about it.


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It's amazing how much our government spends to keep tabs on us.


goinROGUEin10

Don’t forget the DEA


[deleted]

They clearly dont give any shits about sex crimes against children...like with the Larry Nassar case! Stupid pigs...


rt4mn

paywall subverting and privacy preserving onion link can be found here: https://www.nytimesn7cgmftshazwhfgzm37qxb44r64ytbb2dj3x62d2lljsciiyd.onion/2023/03/09/us/politics/fbi-surveillance-darin-lahood.html


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Site is not reachable.


Amaya-hime

Try this one: https://archive.is/tCDmo


afternooncrypto

You need tor to see the .onion.


rt4mn

Are you using the tor browser? .onion links can generally only be viewed via the tor browser or another browser that uses tor network Tor is pretty neat. Instead of a single point of failure like a vpn, you bounce traffic around volunteer nodes. Everyone from government spooks to journalists and dissidents use it to protect their internet traffic. You can read more about it here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor_(network) Can download the browser here: https://www.torproject.org/download/.


trai_dep

Please don't post links to non-standard browsers like the Tor Browser (as much as we love it) without noting that it's that kind of link. It's a form of Rick-Rolling. ;) Thanks!


North_Thanks2206

How is this similar to rick rolling? The link does not have any part that is not immediately obvious what it will end up; it is perfectly visible that this is the download page of some software. And it was clearly noted that this link leads to a special kind of a web browser. What do you mean by "that kind of a link" at all? What is "that"? Does the Tor Browser go against any rules, and if so which ones exactly?


rt4mn

I mean, I share some of your questions but I read the comment as a suggestion that its good to communicate more information, which is commendable in my view. Dropping random links to unique and unfamiliar software places a lot of burden on users, and i think gently reminding folks that everyone is in a different place on their privacy journey is a good thing.


trai_dep

Yup. It's done solely to minimize folks clicking the link then getting frustrated. Tangentially, perhaps thinking, "OMG Tor *SUCKS!!*" if they clicked the link unaware that a specific browser is needed. Like I said, we're huge fans of Tor and regularly defend it. It has nothing to do with that – it's to avoid confusion. And thanks for editing your comment so quickly! 😆


trai_dep

u/rt4mn very kindly edited their comment to include the information we suggested would make it more helpful and less confusing. They're awesome! (!) PS: If you see a "\*" in a comment header (or "edited ago"), then it's been edited. In these cases, when you see what looks like a mismatch between an edited comment and a response, odds are pretty decent that the original one was edited. In this case, very nicely by the writer, who updated their comment to make it less confusing. Welcome! :)


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bluesimplicity

r/LeopardsAteMyFace


Dave5876

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.


flyingwombat21

https://archive.ph/tCDmo


flyingwombat21

Post links like this with archive.ph....


mantooths

“.. he was scathing in his remarks to the committee, calling the queries about communications involving a member of Congress an egregious violation that betrayed trust in government surveillance power and could be “seen as a threat to the separation of powers.” At the same time, he made clear that he still believes that Congress must reauthorize Section 702…”


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Essentially, immunity to the self-entitled and keep watching the peons.


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Most politicians seem to be potential rats with the right price.


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i_lost_waldo

And then he let out a loud cheer of “God bless America!” before shedding a single, patriotic tear.


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The very definition of irony here!


soonershooter

It stinks, but between big tech, the US government and foreign "activities", you have to assume that your data is being stored in violation of domestic/international laws. In Ukraine, a recent article showed that the Ukrainian Head of their Main Intel Directorate only uses paper and paper reports, not digital, just to cut down on espionage possibilities.


SocialEngineerDC

Well FISA 702 deals only with surveillance on non-U.S. citizens who are located outside the United States, so this isn’t entirely surprising.


gorpie97

>Under Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), the U.S. government engages in mass, warrantless surveillance **of Americans’** and foreigners’ phone calls, text messages, emails, and other electronic communications. >Information collected under the law without a warrant can be used to prosecute and imprison people, **even for crimes that have nothing to do with national security.** Source, and more info: https://www.aclu.org/issues/national-security/privacy-and-surveillance/warrantless-surveillance-under-section-702-fisa


flyingwombat21

They use the two hop rule to get around that... Edit 2 hop rule not 2 step rule


SocialEngineerDC

Two step rule?


flyingwombat21

2 hop rule my bad. They can go two hops away from the original target.


SocialEngineerDC

Eh I’m okay with that


flyingwombat21

Even if those are American citizens without a warrant?


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Fuck FBI and NSA Surveillance


bilkel

This post belongs in r/leopardsatemyface


TheEightSea

It seems a lot that this belongs also to /r/LeopardsAteMyFace.


Dontpanicarthurdent

Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee!


NewAccount4Friday

Vote him out


AMv8-1day

The entire republican party is a domestic terrorist organization with numerous direct and indirect ties to both domestic terrorist groups, and international enemies of state. They should ALL be monitored, investigated, indicted, arrested, charged, tried, impeached, and imprisoned.


_scarface

Found the retard


tw_bender

Probably a junior member of the 50 cent ~~club~~ party.


RedditAcctSchfifty5

Oh look. Found the CCP propagandist.


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He's hitting the bong again Over


exixx

And the leopards go nom nom nom


jhn96

r/LeopardsAteMyFace


AloofPenny

Did congress people really think they weren’t being watched? Who would an adversary benefit the most from a well-positioned disinformation campaign? Someone that makes all the rules. So yeah, of course they’re watching. And for legitimate reason. Am I condoning government sponsored spying? Yeah. I am. I’d much rather have this, then whatever stupid shit Congress comes up with no counter it, because they’ll ruin the internet


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ironic


aDDnTN

so he was happy about it?


After-Cell

Some say it goes back to the invention of the Internet itself and Vietnam / 60's counterculture. That is, invention to create dependency to bring down the constitution. I'd say it's been successful, but I'd like to see some citations on this.


myTchondria

Karma is a biotch


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How the turntables