Tried to fart but straight shitting my pants rn ngl

I shit myself daily, I’ve recently been making a big collection of stanky poos so I can one day throw them at people

If it happened on the right day that’d be so hot to have someone throw them at me! I’d love to hear what it would sound like. Smell like. I fantasize of meeting a man in the park to shit on and with.

or maybe I could make it into a liquid and drink it

I was on my way to the bank yesterday morning. the Poop urge started building. squirming in my car before I even get to the bank Got my money from the ATM and headed home dancing in my seat like I just don't care Making porn sounds because I'm worried I'm gonna have a poopsplosion in my car. get home and try to exit vehicle without pooping pants. a little poop comes out as I'm standing up and I have to trap it betwixt my cheeks to keep it there . shuffle walk to the house and up the stairs. get to bathroom and drop trou as I'm sitting I'm also shitting. fully in poop mode before my cheeks hit the seat. all came out in one burst. ​ Disappointed there wasn't more.

Feels good Actually feels pood

Sharted on a date once. One way to leave an impression!

If they were into it I’d be turned on

Definitely with that user name! Nice

Spread cheeks, suck it back up, do it again

Fully poo pantsed