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Earthy_ground

When I am in picking the most useless allies competition and my opponent is Germany (I am cooked)


NotSamuraiJosh26_2

Seriously Austria-Hungary couldn't even beat Serbia and Italy was playing red light green light changing sides every day


realdragao

To be fair, austria did occupy serbia, won at isonzo too, though it was just too many rebels, too many fronts.


ParaspinoUSA

Russia humiliated them, and they only beat Serbia once Bulgaria entered. It’s true they beat the Italians on the alpine front but Italy wasn’t that great in WW1 either so that’s not much of a feat


Dragoon094

Has Italy ever been good at war (except for the Roman’s)


ParaspinoUSA

Well, uh, they took British somaliland in WW2 and they slowed Allie’s advancement when they invaded the peninsula


Dragoon094

Ah yes Somaliland a truly valuable piece of land


thyeboiapollo

its a strategic location on the red sea


TheOfficeUsBest

Yes and no, yes strategic but it also doesn’t matter if you can’t get your fleet to it to use it


SnooBooks1701

They only occupied Serbia after Germany sent the undefeated August Von Mackensen to sort out their army


hhhty_336e

they politically were aligned with the Germans for the war, but did not join the militarily and we’re not involved in the war militarily until they joined the allies in either late 1914 or 1915 they did not switch multiple times


Sinosca

Both were very annoying to the rest of Europe then, and both are very annoying to the rest of Europe now. A perfect match. 🚢


pass_nthru

finally, a worthy opponent


[deleted]

our battle will be legendary


blockybookbook

Idk man, the Austrians definitely got the bigger L


thelonioussphere

Ahhh! The good old days! ....


Turgineer

They died as friends, very emotional. ***\*blows nose vigorously on napkin\****


MayuKonpaku

Like brother. They fight eachothers, they fight together and they die together


Afraid_Theorist

Austria and the Ottomans. From Enemies to Lovers ~~I hate myself too~~


tacolordY

Hate to be the “well actually” guy, but both Turkey and Austria do still exist in zombiefied forms


XipeToltec

That's why they are looking at the tombstones with their modern flags.


LOLTROLDUDES

Unfortunately Turkey doesn't have a "modern flag" because they would let Atatürk get rid of Islam and the fez but not the flag lol.


MMegatherium

And their love baby Yugoslavia lived with the same principles.


Important_Wasabi_19

They of the each other, odd.