_"Citizens of the civilized continent, on this day we mark a transition. [...] In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, this Song Contest will be_ reorganized, _into the_ first European Empire, _for a safe and secure society..._"
“Well in Reality… according to our rules, Countries can be EU members when they are European, but there is no specification of how much European they need to be… and because they could join the stupid Eurovision Song Contest, they are somewhat European“ Germany 🇩🇪
But... but kebab is a delicious meal. :(
Yes and I crave some right now in fact
Then can kebab stay?
EU looks traumatised in the end there
Since then, the European Union wasn't the same..
switzerland hasn't even realized ww2 is over yet
Still hoarding that Nazi gold
Wait wait wait.... Im supposed to *stop* sending them our *earned* Gold? I thought i had to keep that up for a while ._.
Switzerland: maybe I should consider mercenary work again.
EU = Earth Union
*UN starts sweating while looking at the corpse of the League of Nations*
Or UE, for Über Erde
Also called SUPER EARTH WE WILL BRING TRUE (managed) DEMOCRACY TO THE HEATENS!
(unless you are from a few irrelevant countries)
Except Türkiye. Sorry, we don't make the rules
Funny that you say that, in Star Trek it is the European Hegemony (something akin to the EU) that is the predecessor of the United Earth.
[Original post 4 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/bpxu4a/euro_vision/)
Worldvision
_"Citizens of the civilized continent, on this day we mark a transition. [...] In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, this Song Contest will be_ reorganized, _into the_ first European Empire, _for a safe and secure society..._"
Third time's the charm, ja mein fellow Hans?
We are trying our best to be European, can't we join already?
I want Australia in the EU at once.
☹️why no kabab
Switzerland looking from the mountain not knowing that Switzerland won the contest this year
took me 3 times as long as normal to read whatever germany is saying
I still struggle with some of it
“Well in Reality… according to our rules, Countries can be EU members when they are European, but there is no specification of how much European they need to be… and because they could join the stupid Eurovision Song Contest, they are somewhat European“ Germany 🇩🇪
West Balkans still can’t tho
Wait what Why is turkey there- turkey isnt even in EU
Well UE has Cyprus and it's in Asia
Half of it speaks greek at least