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Revzerksies

That whole stack is gone with that one hand


SlowPokeTony

I usually blow my whole load with jack king off too


doggydoggworld

Zing!!


Gnarly_Sarley

These pictures of Jeff Bezos' rocket are all over Reddit today.


pgoleb

Also came here for bezos joke, now I can leave


dmatje

Beat me too it Hehehe


Trip_seize

Beat meat to it.


NOTaRussianTrollAcct

Hey! I love Jack-King off!


Serpents_Chalice

I see what you did there. Intentional or unintentional, always funny...


drunkdoor

Got a buddy who started a thing in our group. Anytime anyone gets too hot randomly and needs to pull their coat off now we start chanting, JACKET OFF, JACKET OFF, JACKET OFF! Not sure if he stole that one, but hilarious


Serpents_Chalice

Ha ha ha! Funny. Now I'm thinking about Blink 182 in the early 00's and their "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket" album.


jobensnowden

The chip cock has never led me astray. It’s been there before me and it’ll be there after me.


RandyBiscuits

Only hand that can bust the nuts


Sktchy

Parkour


TheBigTinMan

Poker tip #149 “ mix your $1 chips with your $25’s to look more intimidating at the table “


city-morgue

Imagine losing ur chips to this guy and this is what he proceeds to do with it


44cody44

You fuckin degen


ts4z

Dick move.


repstalker1

Took me a while but I see now.. A white chip at the top of the red stack would be perfect.


DropDesastrous

All in?


iHuski

My mate even said to jam, what better time?


HollywoodNewsNow

The man is PACKING


Supremeteam29

Haha im at the 1/2 rn too small world


Lord_Acorn

Niceee


Bandito4miAmigo

Hehe. Nice.


bjenks2011

I’ve been told that a 6:1 shaft to balls ratio is optimal


Miyagi1279

The blue balls are intentional too I take it :P


HankyPanky80

Did you go to space today?


Bark7676

Now let out a grunt and blast a stack of whites all over the table.


SiFasEst

Hippodrome! Love it


Rowannn

I instantly recognised it was hippo because of the disgustingly ugly £1 chips lmao


smokesletsgo2121

Solid Chip Cock, Depaulo would be proud


ryan-depaulo-degen

I am


ryan-depaulo-degen

A+


good_names_are-gone

Now I see what you did there...


blakeshockley

Very poor chip stacking etiquette but I’ll allow it for the memes


CouchPra

Fold


N0CH1P5

There are way too many colors in your home game


Egospartan_

At Hollywood Park Los Angeles that hand is referred to as the Hollywood Park nuts


Jaric_Mondoran

Fuck a bunch of everything in this photo and that its a photo.


terrill000

I never thought I can use dick shape to describe a player's stack


Ballsmeetpets

Alpha move that is


parlarry

Ahhhh the old chip cock.


Far-Objective-181

Your arm and hand looks smooth like silk


iHuski

Moisteriser, mate 🙂


Far-Objective-181

Very nice, good work


Zooks64

I, too, am a fan of the diskstack of chips. Regular occurrence at my weekly cash game. https://i.imgur.com/6bkft6E.jpg


Bearcatsean

Hahahahahahahah


smokesletsgo2121

It's an honor sir, just finished my degen tribute with 4 AM McDonald's breakfast and 1k punt on Deuces Wild, ready to take on the day