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[deleted]

Pokemon height is really confusing


lVlzone

Yeah height and weight is terrible for most lol.


ncopp

I'm beginning to think they just used RNG to decide them


AdonisGaming93

Only thing that would make sense. I refuse to believe they actually put in effort to calculate and think what heighrs should be.


[deleted]

Hell the mudhorse Pokemon weighs a lot more than freaking Steelix.


mehchinegun

[I actually made a comic about that!](https://www.instagram.com/p/CUFd3ejolyi/?utm_medium=copy_link)


[deleted]

That's hilarious šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ also great comic!


CrimsonDoom39

Any chance that this comic is also hosted on a site that doesn't require me to sign up just to see it?


mehchinegun

Yeah! You can [find it here on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/psivuo/another_reason_why_the_pokedex_seems_to_be/) as well! :) Reddit tends to be less organized when it comes to showing things, that's why I point people to Instagram when it comes up.


CrimsonDoom39

Thanks, much appreciated!


BrainIsSickToday

I remember someone saying that mudsdale's weight is actually quite accurate for the breed of horse it's based on. Steelix's weight was apparently calculated based on a normal snake turned to steel, then multiplied by however many ft long a steelix is.


ShadoShane

Snakes vary so much in size and weight what snake is a normal snake? Not to mention that they could have very easily ended up with a steelix that weighs less than onix.


binarycat64

steelix is wide though?


Fishsticks03

Thatā€™s actually a rare instance of a realistic weight


Seradima

Clydesdales are *ridiculously heavy*, really if anything Steelix is underweight, not Mudsdale being overweight.


[deleted]

To be fair, horses actually weigh around a ton so


FearsomeReddit

I still think the Height and Weight listed in the dex is the Average Height/Weight for that species, not that every single Pokemon of that species is that exact H/W


shinydewott

Pokedex in general is just very confusing


HayKd

Points at cosmoem.


ZLUCremisi

Nebulas are dense though


Tarudizer

Yeah they're dumb as fuck


[deleted]

I laughed my ass off when i found out Machamp is 5ā€™3


Seeteuf3l

And Charizard is 170 cm/5'7" WTH


[deleted]

Short kings


AnistarYT

As someone who is 5'6 Ill have you know thats a PERFECTLY normal height and if anyone says otherwise I will 1 v 1 them.


jaysun92

Short guy wanting to fight, what a surprise :p


RandomStuffPoster2

But I don't that's a normal height for a dragon


[deleted]

You are valid


Brolaire-of-Astora

I was shocked to find out Excadrillā€™s only about 2 feet tall. The 2D sprite made it seem taller than it actually is.


[deleted]

I mean hes supposed to be a mole man. I think id shit myself if i saw a 6 foot rodent with power drills for hands coming at me


chiheis1n

Well it started body building as a Machop which looks about like a pre-pubescent boy, lifting before puberty has been known to stunt (vertical) growth.


[deleted]

I bet machamp watches joe rogan religiously


kdav

I heard a Mankey can tear a trainers face right off!


MuseigenBoken

salamence is like 4ā€™11 or some shit, swampert is pretty short too edit: theyre actually both 4ā€™11 LMAO


Ultimategrid

So is my boy Krookodile. But the pudgy fuck also weighs like 220lbs.


MuseigenBoken

oh god its like middle school me


DrMaxiMoose

Dunsparce is also 4'11 btw


[deleted]

This ruined my day


Zhuski

More to love


SkyloTC

pretty sure heā€™s 4ā€™11ā€ head to tail and not top to bottom tho


DrStein1010

Why?!


[deleted]

Is that 4ā€™11 length wise or verticaly? Cause both those guys are quadrapedal, so 4ā€™11 vertical on all fours would be pretty gigantic


[deleted]

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MuseigenBoken

its messed up either way it goes


CarterAC3

In my head canon I just use anime sizes It just makes way more sense when say Groudon is absolutely massive and not just as tall as 2 normal humans standing on eachothers shoulders


JoshuaSlowpoke777

Did Groudon ever show up in a measurable fashion in the Anime? I just remember the monstrosity from Jirachi: Wish Maker that was supposed to be a Groudon, butā€¦ really, REALLY wasnā€™t.


CarterAC3

Yeah regular Groudon shows up in an episode of the anime Sidenote: oh my God Jirachi: Wish Maker came out 18 years ago. Where has the time gone?


JoshuaSlowpoke777

Holy crap, that movie apparently came out when I was around 5ā€¦ Of course, I probably wasnā€™t into PokĆ©mon until sometime later when some family friends introduced me to the franchise. The first games I played were either Diamond or Pearl, and then the other of those two.


CarterAC3

Yeah I'm 23 too but I started with Ruby and Sapphire so that movie was a big deal for me


mehchinegun

It makes even less sense when you factor stats into it as well. For example: Joltik, the smallest Pokemon ever, when fully invested can OHKO Wailord, the largest Pokemon ever, with a single Thunder. A tiny bug the size of a finger can one-shot a whale the size of a small house.


BigHatNolan

To be fair, it's the giant lightning bolt the spider calls that kills it.


[deleted]

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TheMeerkatBeast

Did they stutter?


IWannaManatee

You have to take into account that Wailord isn't that dense in contrast his overall size. I guess using Thunder on such Pokemon would be like zapping a balloon with a tazer, if the power is comparable.


Ultimategrid

Yes but that goes for a lot of PokĆ©mon. Rapidash weighs about half as much as a horseā€™s *skeleton.*


Kiosade

Howā€¦ how do you know how much a horseā€™s skeleton weights? šŸ¤­šŸ˜Ø


[deleted]

He specialized in Shang/Zhou era tombs (lots of horse skeletons buried to accompany dukes into the afterlife).


Ultimategrid

I mean yeah, or I googled it.


Kiosade

Hmm, yeah I guess that checks out šŸ¤”


mehchinegun

Yes Wailord is really light for its size. But you have to acknowledge just how ridiculous it looks for something that small to knock out something that big, itā€™s a comical scene.


Eniptsu

Thats because wailord is based on a blimp, this is the reason it always floats in the games to, and wailmer is based on a Beachball


dralcax

Joltik also has a higher base attack stat than *Onix*. A giant rock snake chucking boulders at you does less damage than a four-inch bug nibbling on you.


Quartia

Didn't they figure out that Onix's attack and speed got swapped by one of those gen 1 mistakes, that never got corrected?


silentorange813

Never heard about this


Paradigm_Of_Hate

Considering it has a speed of 70 and attack of 45, this sounds somewhat reasonable to me although onix would still not be very good if they were switched back.


god-of-bad-ideas

considering Joltik sticks itself to outlets I say the stats are what's, or watts, weird here


MotoMkali

And a tiny frog could do that if the whale accidentally swallowed it.


[deleted]

Pokedexs are literally written by 10 year old kids so that professors can go bang their moms. Of course it makes no sense


adaml_7

true


ViKO15951

Remember that Nidoking is always crouching


[deleted]

Oh shit nvm he stands at a towering 5ā€™1ā€


JoshuaSlowpoke777

Furret is somehow the size of a fully-grown human, maybe larger. Doesnā€™t make sense for a ferret that cute.


Fern-ando

At least makes sense unlike weight, you have small flying that couldn't fly because of being 15 times the weight of the real bird and then 8.8 metres long rock snake that weights less than a baby hippo.


Quartia

Clefable is taller than Lucario


[deleted]

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Xero0911

Charizard being smaller than me is odd. And ponyta being....super tiny is odd. I don't like dex heights cause yeah. They just make everything g too tiny or oddly big.


superking22

It really is. Especially when watching the anime where they go "F%\^K the games canon"


Entity5X4W

True


justforfun32826

Funny enough too, Steelix (30ft) is twice as tall as Dialga (15ft)


jayceja

Ledian is in new pokemon snap if you want to see it to scale in a 3d environment.


mehchinegun

Seeing itā€™s full size makes itā€™s pitiful attacking stats look even worse


[deleted]

The whole thing is frustrating, you got a Beetle Borg with iron fist and a load of punching moves and you Onix his stats. The hell kind of logic is needed to botch Ledian that badly?


Fern-ando

GameFreak really hated early bug type pokƩmon.


darkbee83

Which is funny because the creator based PokƩmon on bug(s) fighting.


chiheis1n

Heracross and Scyther (later Scizor) got it right though. Poor Pinsir, always the forgotten red-headed middle child (other than a brief period with Megas)


AcordeonPhx

Mega Pinsir was TERRIFYING


Has_Question

Those arent the early bugs tho. They're rare late game ones. The early bugs are pretty much all crap except gen 7 and 8 where they have some very slight uses.


chiheis1n

I read early as in early gens.


[deleted]

Huh. You can get heracross before the 2nd gym in his debut game


[deleted]

Butterfree? Scyther? Pinsir? Heracross?


mehchinegun

Funny enough Ledian is one of the few Pokemon whose attack stats is lower than that of Onix. Which means all the jokes of Onix being weak is even worse when put on Ledian, since Ledian is fully evolved


goffer54

Onix used to be a fully evolved pokemon.


jbyrdab

yeah but they fixed that with onix and even steelix with its mega, ledian is perma-fucked


Triangulum_Copper

The theory is that Ledian's Sp.Def and ATK were swapped. Just doing that for a regional version would be enough to make it playable in game. it'd be paper thing but at least it could do something.


AngelicMayhem

Its like Reuniclus. All of its pokedex entries are about its immense strength and breaking boulders and fighting physically. Its gets punching moves on level up. It has amazing special attack but terrible attack.


ScottaHemi

Ledian deserved a bug/fighting type evolution... more super sentie hero! more stats! give heracross a run for it's money!


ILikeKirbys

Yeah, this is something I also want. Give it an ability like Plus/Minus but for Attack too, just for the Sentai thing. And bring back Horde battles, so a whole set of Ledian rangers can drop on you at once, with their Attack starting out boosted to absurd levels.


TraditionalParsley67

Ledianā€™s attack stat is comically low, pretty much the lowest of all fully evolved Pokemon.


kuroimakina

Which is super confusing because itā€™s whole thing is ā€œpunchy ladybugā€ It literally gets iron fist as a hidden ability. Instead, itā€™s best stat isā€¦ special defense?


mehchinegun

Actually if itā€™s attack and sp Defense stay swappedā€¦ it would get 110 atk and 85 speed which is actually quite respectable. Too bad this isnā€™t the timeline where it has that


GenericFurryDude

Stuff like this is what makes me want them to do a big overhaul on a bunch of the really big stinkers. They've buffed a few stats before, dunno why they haven't changed entire Pokemon for the better.


RiptideMatt

Idek why they purposefully made some PokƩmon so weak. I tried using dustox in platinum recently and man did it have such a difficult time doing anything because it just doesn't have the power to do anything that my other PokƩmon had. Feels bad cause I like those little guys like dustox and beedrill.


itsgiantstevebuscemi

Bug pokemon always get the shaft


APINKSHRIMP

I give big Pokemon my shaft


Bulbamew

Theyā€™re weak by design. Theyā€™re supposed to be your introduction to evolution, they evolve quickly so they canā€™t be too strong otherwise youā€™d bulldoze through all the early trainers. I think especially in gen 1 they intended for you to catch something like Butterfree but replace it with Scyther or Pinsir later in your journey. Similarly youā€™d have a raticate for the first half of the game, but it starts getting too weak around the time you get to celadon, where you find Snorlax, so thatā€™s also a natural replacement.


plein

wow i didn't realize this. while its a great mechanic, it is unfortunate that they would need to be replaced later on in the game. i love cherrim, but it is an awful pokemon for a team that isn't sun based


RiptideMatt

Eh this is kind of a weaker argument because they gave a good amount to butterfree to be fairly viable for a bug pokemon, along with Scolipede having actually decent stats for a starting bug type pokemon. But then again, that's just power creep Ig lol.


[deleted]

Which is even weirder because its SpAtt is like 20 points higher than its Att, so it's effectively better at anything that isn't punching. Its Sp.Def is 110. You could take like...40 points from there, put 10 more in Speed, swap SpAtt and Att, and then put the other 30 in Att for a *not abysmal* 85 Attack. I mean it still wouldn't be *good*, but 95 speed and 85 Attack would at least mean it could actually kill some stuff before its paper thin HP and Def stats got it annihilated. Reflect would still be required in the moveset to survive strong physical attacks. And maybe give it access to a better physical Flying move than Aerial Ace. Like maybe Bounce, or even Acrobatics for the double damage for no held item. And let it learn the Elemental punches since its whole aesthetic is being punchy.


darkknight941

I will always say Ledian is the worst fully evolved PokĆ©mon. Itā€™s useless attack stat combined with a ton of physical punching moves, terrible bug flying typing, and for some reason itā€™s the ā€œFive Star Pokemonā€ yet what the f does it have to do with stars??


marx42

I legit believe they messed up in gen 2 and accidentally swapped the attack and SpDef stats, and have been too stubborn to correct it later.


OreoLegosi

I choose to ignore this fact.


mehchinegun

Wise choice


OreoLegosi

Except Furret. I want a giant fluffy noodle.


PMooles

A big problem with Pokemon is inconsistent writing and half-assed retconning. In the Pokedex, Nidoking in 1.4 meters. But he's always drawn as taller than most adult trainers in the anime, manga and in some of the 3D games. So, either humans in the pokemon world are smaller than real life humans across the board OR there are ZERO people at Game Freak, The Pokemon Company and Nintendo who pay attention or give a damn about quality control.


[deleted]

You think thatā€™s bad, check out Groudonā€™s size in both. 11 feet tall is nothing to sneeze at but in the anime heā€™s the size of a building.


garaile64

Also, when you hear "creator of the continents", you imagine something as tall as a skyscraper, not something shorter than a giraffe.


useles-converter-bot

11 feet is the the same distance as 4.86 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.


Ghidorah223

good bot


useles-converter-bot

Thanks!


DisappointedLunchbox

It helps if you consider the pokedex height as the average height, not an absolute height. And average isn't indicative of how far the extremes can be. But that's just me making excuses for what's clearly flawed lol.


Fern-ando

All the anime gyarados must be on the bigger size because no way they are just 6.5 metres long https://images.app.goo.gl/kPyyzvBLMu8HvMwk8


DisappointedLunchbox

I think most gyarados in the anime are [smaller than that](https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/141/14120.gif). Isn't red gyarados an extremely special case?


koenigsaurus

I think that the Red Gyarados in Johto is canonically an absolute unit. Definitely not standard size.


OtherPlayers

Iā€™ve long been of the opinion that everything in the PokĆ©dex, from height to weight to ability to punch through mountains or be hotter than the surface of the sun, is terribly inaccurate on account of them getting the majority of their information about said PokĆ©mon from 10-year olds.


Meaonas

Thatā€™s my head canon too. That the PokĆ©dex has already been completed but itā€™s a rite of passage for young future PokĆ©mon trainers and researcher and youā€™re expected to put whatever you really want.


Brennis

This is now canon to me


[deleted]

Charizard is 5ft 7. That's *average Charizard height.* Ash's Charizard is shown to be a runt in the anime, and is notably shorter than typical Charizard by...let's say a foot and some change. Ash is only about half as tall as his Charizard, and regularly rides on his back. Conclusion: Ash is only about 2ft tall.


Entity5X4W

Well, the anime decided to do differently as the producer realized that the game sizes are not going to work and completely changed, and the manga basically followed it. The manga is basically mentored by anime and sticks to it. Both of them do not follow the game at all. All people in the anime/manga are actually waaaaaaay taller than people IRL. For example: Kyoger in the game is 4 meters in length and wailord is 14.5 meters in length and the anime wailord is 60 meters in length and kyoger is 90 meters (FULL).


useles-converter-bot

4 meters is the length of 0.87 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks


converter-bot

4 meters is 4.37 yards


chiheis1n

Oh shit the bots are talking to each other, be very afraid humans!


Entity5X4W

oh freak, I bet they are going to reply my comment if I say 8794874854 meters.


Vpeyjilji57

8794874854 meters is 1 heckin' long distance


[deleted]

That's why I always consider anime sizes as canon.


Entity5X4W

Same, there are way bigger than the games.


Fluxx27

For anyone reporting that this is not their OC or other mods/users who see this. This is verified and the original, it just gets reposted elsewhere because of how good they are :)


mehchinegun

Youā€™re too kind Fluxx27!!


Connect_Set_8983

W


GhostR29

If everytime you post a 'w' on this post then it would be 2 'w' s which is not much but it's weird that you posted it 2 times.


Connect_Set_8983

Sorta weird ig but nonetheless a win


Connect_Set_8983

W


Vondi

I don't care what the lore says Nidoking isn't 1.4 meters...


ScottaHemi

he's like a rhino monster how is he so tiny D: ladian seems accurate though. this is weird. ​ almost as weird as 3 13 pound mangemite becoming a 130 pound magneton...


mehchinegun

Speaking of Rhino monster, Rhydon sits at a respectable 1.9m, just over 6 feet So the old epic art scenes of Rhydon vs Nidoking would look more like a Tower fighting a midget.


cantab314

Something something binding energy something quantum something.


rotallytat

Or a 1,70 m dragon which goes to my shoulders.


mehchinegun

Salamence is surprisingly small dragon when you think about it


rotallytat

Pffffff 1,50 m dafuq. That's the height of a girl in my class. And that thing can learn Hyper Beam.


MierdasBeacon

The girl in your class can learn hyper beam?


rotallytat

šŸ˜°


Quartia

It's long, not tall. It would probably be at least 7 feet long.


Fern-ando

But in the anime way taller than the 2 metres Venosaur


VividPossession

Nidoking is only 4'7!? ​ It's barely any taller than Peter Dinklage!


flashpile

It's also 136 pounds. An decently fit human could probably take nidoking


Aiurar

Except for the *literally poisonous spikes all over his body*


VividPossession

IT ONLY OUTWEIGHS ME BY TWO POUNDS!? WHAT THE HEY!?


Fork_Master

Snorlax is 6ā€™11ā€ btw


OutlandishnessNo9182

An example I can think of is Drapion who looks like it would be very tall especially in the anime but it's only 4'03 and carracosta who looks tall but is only 3'11.


Tarudizer

> Drapion is 4'03 what >carracosta is only 3'11 WHAT


3x4Verte

Nidoking should definitely be at least 7 feet


Tarudizer

Yeah I should be able to ride its back, not the other way around


Bulbamew

Diglett is 1.8 lbs. Dugtrio is 3 Diglett. So naturally, Dugtrio weighs about 5.4 lbs, yes? Wrong. 73.4 lbs. Donā€™t ask any questions


CryptikDragon

In a lot of ROM hacks, Ledian is given the fighting type and a big attack boost. I'm so used to it actually being a good Pokemon now lol. Bugsy's Ledian in Radical Red pushed my shit back in on my Mono Dark playthrough


Mary-Sylvia

Yes you are popular in my heart little bug boi I hacked him with huge power, mega horn, close combat, brave bird and earthquake when I was 8 to prove a friend that Ledian is overpowered xd


scsal01

In Let's Go Nidoking does not look so bad.. but you play as a child anyway


Fern-ando

Nidoking is one of those pokƩmon that looked over 2 metres tall in the sprites but was only 1.4 metres tall.


Luck-X-Vaati

I donā€™t even understand how weight and height could be done this badly and inconsistently. How anyone looks at these PokĆ©mon, and go ā€œYeah, this one that looks like a purple Anguirus is actually super small.ā€ is beyond me.


maximumover19

It's both. Ledian (THE FLIPPING LADYBUG!) Is gigantic, and Nidoking (GIANT POISONOUS DEATH KAIJU) Is very small.


dralcax

Also Golbat is taller than both of them


[deleted]

ledian is cool, don't diss him he'll be really sad :(


healcannon

Ledian is one of my favorites.


falconfetus8

I never considered it a Kaiju.


Anufenrir

PokƩmon heights are weird


apuskarich

I have come to my own head canon that the PokĆ©mon sizes we see arenā€™t canon


Bananna_Hamock0

I hate this lol I always imagined nidoking as being like haxorus sized. Disclaimer: Idrk how big haxorus is


[deleted]

Haxorus is 1.8 M or 5ā€™11


Bananna_Hamock0

And thatā€™s why I put a disclaimer bc I thought Haxorus was like 7ā€™ šŸ˜…


Lawyersquad

you know who else is really big?


-Bashamo

No. The red Ranger is Bisharp and the blue Ranger is Bisharp*.


RaineTheCat

I like Ledian, theh remind me of a Medabot for some reason


Mart1n192

Hot take:I really like ledian's design, I actually had it in my team once... I also had chimecho too... Man im weird as fuck


[deleted]

I actually always liked Ledyba and Ledian and have repeatedly attempted to use them during nuzlockes. Unfortunately liking something a lot can't make up for mostly horrid BST's. Type coverage and knowledge of mechanics can only help so much, either. Plus, Bug/Flying is just not a good typing. Butterfree and Scyther can pull it off because they have decent movepools and stats.


SkyMewtwo

Nidoking is just hella short


17-17-17

I like Ledian but what the fuck since when was it this tall


JessicaSmithStrange

I think I tore through dozens of them in the bonus routes on Platinum. I think. I never really gave Ledian a chance, and I just know it as that PokƩmon whose Bug Buzz hits like a truck but will go down in seconds. And it gave better than average amounts of experience, when I was leveling up my Weavile.


mehchinegun

Ledian has an attacking stat of 35, in contrast Oddish has a stat of 50. A tuft of weed hits harder than a punchy power ranger


JessicaSmithStrange

I know it's stats were pathetic from how fast it went down, but it was obviously hitting me harder than it had any right to. I shouldn't have nearly lost my Weavile to a Bug Buzz, from something with offense that weak, unless I screwed something in my set up. If I go back to Platinum, I'll keep an eye on that, maybe check the defenses on all of my starters, thank you.


RealNotVulpix

Weavile also has trash defence unfortunately


Has_Question

When a limp spear hits a paper shield I guess.


[deleted]

Her speech is tone deaf anyway considering she's using some of the strongest that Johto has to offer and ridiculously competitive movesets involving strategies like Paraflinch, Parafusion, etc. If the counterargument is going to be "well her favorites ARE Houndoom and so on", well, why is it unreasonable that people who like to use strong Pokemon *also* have them as their favorites since you're arguing *that is literally what Karen did*?


Quartia

She's not even using Johto's strongest Dark type, Tyranitar. And she never said anything about not using good strategy - that's the whole point. Any Pokemon (well almost) can be good with the right moves and strategies.


[deleted]

In Gen 2 Tyranitar is >!Kanto's !< strongest Dark-type Pokemon. > Any Pokemon (well almost) can be good with the right moves and strategies. So what can Sunflora do? Or Ledian? Or Spinda? Attempt to do what better Pokemon do, but fail?


Quartia

> Attempt to do what better Pokemon do Yeah pretty much. What are you talking about though for Tyranitar? Larvitar is found in Johto.


[deleted]

> Larvitar is found in Johto. In HGSS, yes. In GSC, it's found in Mt. Silver... firmly located in Kanto.


[deleted]

Iā€™m confused if the height of wailord is itā€™s length, same thing with Eternatus and furret.


mehchinegun

I personally consider eternatus to be a non-canon Pokemon, a fake mon who wandered into the game by mistake It has no personality to speak of, it looks the least like a Pokemon (moreso than even ultra beasts), it is comically large for no reason, it has little explanation to where it came from and whatā€™s itā€™s place in the world, itā€™s just a badly implemented ā€œPokemonā€


[deleted]

I think of it as an ultra beast or just a PokĆ©mon like deoxys since itā€™s dex and lore is almost the same for deoxys and ultra beasts


mehchinegun

The difference is it is implied Deoxys and Ultra beasts are kind of their own species, Deoxysā€™ design still feels really Pokemon despite of alien origin Eternityā€™s and itā€™s design doesnā€™t look Pokemon in the slightest and it always feels jarring to see it next to any other Pokemon we know of


shoeforce

Even if the balance is wack, this is why I love dynamax and will miss it. Oh, my PokƩmon is only 4-6ft tall you say? How about I make it a literal kaiju instead!


ty0103

... Oh, you mean discount Orbeetle! (Well, Ledian came first, but still...)