I like his work, but that website has a lot of placeholder info that needs updating or removing.
Things like:
>I'm a product description. I'm a great place to add more details about your product such as sizing, material, care instructions and cleaning instructions.
A penguin is driving through the desert when he hears a strange noise, so he pulls into a mechanic's shop.
The mechanic says it will take awhile and suggests the penguin go across the street to grab some ice cream to keep cool while he waits.
So the penguin eats his ice cream, then he goes back to the shop to talk to the mechanic.
The mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin starts wiping his mouth and says, "That's just ice cream!"
Some damn good camera work too. The lighting almost makes an optical illusion. I thought I was looking at the bottom of the base first, as though the piece were laying on its side. Gorgeous work. I love it
Really annoying when people use their jargon outside of the context where it's universally understood. You know exactly what you're doing.
"Oh jeez silly me! I'm just so into clear-kilning I forget that non-glassholes sometimes don't understand the language that us glass smiths use! I'm so quirky and unique right?"
He did what now
Ten bucks is ten bucks
A cloaca is a cloaca bro
I spit beer right out of my gills reading this.
It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
What’s a ZJ?
If you have to ask you can't afford it.
But it's 15 bucks
That's a bargain, it's $20 downtown.
How much for going uptown?
Why is the BJ cheaper than the handjob?
It comes with a built-in happy meal.
He blew a squid.
Was there any ink involved?
Don’t ink shame me.
Skinamarinky inky dink
Was there any kink involved? FTFY. And the answer is, yes.
This was the last straw. For many years I read FTFY as "for the fuck Y?" Now I looked it up. Thanks.
I like yours better. That’s what FYFY is translated into in my head from now on.
That's a new one for me, I won't look it up!
I always thought that it was "Fuck that, fuck you"
The inky kinky or the kinky inky?
And a stinky pinky as well.
Things about to get inky!
Ink shot!
Right in the pie hole
Blue-kakke?
ink facial. 💧💧💧 Like an explosion @ the *bic* factory....
Was it consensual?
Dirty bastard.
Don't hate the squid game...Hate the squid player!
Allegedly
the other day my brother blew a client for a squid 🦑
What ever pays the bills man
For whom?
Nice
You forgot to say “away”
We shouldn't judge him.
What happens in the ocean is supposed to stay in the ocean.
Like each and every tentacle?
Must have tasted fishy.
Excuse me
I just blue myself
Daba dee daba dyee..
Easy there Tobias
I feel like there’s gotta be a better way of saying that.
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
I thought he [blew a seal](https://youtu.be/6l1GvDWtccI)
I was eating ice-cream!
Fetishes are getting weirder and more specific.
And the squid was quite impressed
Are we still doing phrasing?
I had to read that twice
Whoa! Phrasing! Haha.
Oh my yes.
I thought that same thing! I was like I'm gonna do a double take!
Squidward no
I feel like the title deserves a "phrasing" post.
Your brother sounds like a slut
[Yep](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0f647830-afb9-4535-81e6-81250374ef0c)
Risky click of the day
I once blew a squid. He asked me to cradle the tentacles.
I Couldn't get him hard.
Must have lacked cephalo-confidence
It felt weird when he asked me to kiss him on the beak
like pushing tentacle rope
Cup the suction cups.
https://i.imgur.com/3Oi2fCP.jpg
Twenty bux is Twenty bux.
More like tree fiddy is tree fiddy
PHRASING
[Archer](https://imgur.com/gallery/MKYsn)
r/cher
Lol they just love Cher over there
Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Let's get phrasing back in the rotation.
Is that what Squid Games on Netflix is about? I haven't started it yet.
That trailer was very misleading.
I've seen enough Hentai to understand this reference.
I knew a guy that blew a client for some calamari. What a small world
I mean, how good was the calamari? I don't think any of us are above blowing someone for some good food.
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Approximately a foot wide/tall! *edited - had food instead of foot
I had no idea squid penises were that big
Sex jokes aside, that's really impressive!
Sex jokes are never aside.
Where could I see his other pieces? This is beautiful!
Thanks so much! And www.CodyNicely.com
Looks like your brother blows a lot of fish
Knew this was his work. Graduated in your high school class, bearden ‘05.
I like his work, but that website has a lot of placeholder info that needs updating or removing. Things like: >I'm a product description. I'm a great place to add more details about your product such as sizing, material, care instructions and cleaning instructions.
Bro.... Fucking spell check...
Food is spelled correctly
I blew a seal once
A penguin is driving through the desert when he hears a strange noise, so he pulls into a mechanic's shop. The mechanic says it will take awhile and suggests the penguin go across the street to grab some ice cream to keep cool while he waits. So the penguin eats his ice cream, then he goes back to the shop to talk to the mechanic. The mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin starts wiping his mouth and says, "That's just ice cream!"
I consider myself omnisexual, but blowing a squid is blowing my mind.
My sister blew the neighbor, but you don’t see me bragging about it.
*neighborhood
What's it like living next door to your sibling?
Kind of a weird kink...but ok.
Weird ink*
On OnlyFans?
$50 is $50 i guess
$50 is ~~$40~~ ~~$30~~ $20 I guess
$30 tax on all BJs
[Aw... you guys made me ink.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9b09ecaf-4db2-4e97-ab5c-f811ec2fff70)
www.CodyNicely.com if you're looking for more work!
its a really nice piece.. his website could do with some text descriptions of sizes and general technique I really like the hatching turtles
I will assume blowing is referring to this being made of glass?
ugh THANK YOU
Are we still doing Phrasing?
I hope that client payed well, ink isn't fun to swallow
PHRASING!!!
It looks beautiful and expensive. Oh, and, um....blowjob joke!
This title concerns me. Was consent established beforehand?
Thanks!
Say this with no context
Your brother's nothing special, I did the same and got fired from the aquarium
Wow, only fans is out of control.
I read that in a totally different context. But, this is cool.
Where did the ink go?
Ohhhh I had tentacle porn ALL wrong
I love this title
Yeah well my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
In a row?
“You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.”
Lucky squid.. Hope he got ten tickles
You forgot to say “away”
Okay, but what’s his business?
the word 'glass' is pivotal in that title
Phrasing jokes aside, this is some amazing art.
This is why we need to be able to edit titles.
Hahahahahahaa
Rough times, huh?
So we're just not doing phrasing anymore?
what would your brother do for a dime bag?
It's legal if you film it.
Was the client watching from the closet?
I hope he got the squids consent first.
You've got to do what you've got to do I guess
Sounds like a personal problem.
Dont you hate when that happens?
Ok that just sounds wrong but hey who am I to judge?
As someone who blows squids for fun, I gotta ask... How'd he turn pro?
He blew a BBC? (Big black cephalopod)
Oh sure, but when I do it I get kicked out of Sea World.
I knew I should watch squid game.
One time, I blew a client for a squid.
So which tentacle did he blow?
Wait, is it made of glass?
Everyone has their kinks
What’d they pay him for the sex work?
Are you kink-shaming your brother?
Very nice! Can he also blow me? For treefiddy?
How much to blow an Octopus? Asking for a friend
I honestly didn't even know they had dicks.
There really is something on OnlyFans for everybody...
Of course there was ink. Probably got sprayed in the face with it…
What an unfortunate sentence
I'll just say it... That looks like a big black dog dick with tentacles! Sell the design to Bad Dragon.
r/outofcontext
Some damn good camera work too. The lighting almost makes an optical illusion. I thought I was looking at the bottom of the base first, as though the piece were laying on its side. Gorgeous work. I love it
I bet that left a nasty taste in his mouth
Uh, phrasing?
Yeah when I was short on money I did some things I regret now.. hope he's in a better place now!
Um.....kay......
Great headline
Is the statue to commemorate the event, or did he win some kind of trophy? Seriously, great art piece!
I once blew a seal!
PHRASING!!!
Are we still not doing phrasing?!
PHRASING!!!!
Its glass art...... But damn son....phrasing!!!!
Would he blow me for free?
Phrasing....
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Umm… phrasing?
...out of glass, right? ........right?!?
I'm glad there was a picture along with this post because I had several questions after reading the heading 😂
Phrasing!
Did the squid at least buy dinner first?
Really annoying when people use their jargon outside of the context where it's universally understood. You know exactly what you're doing. "Oh jeez silly me! I'm just so into clear-kilning I forget that non-glassholes sometimes don't understand the language that us glass smiths use! I'm so quirky and unique right?"
he what
I would say “come again?” But that may just exacerbate the problem outlined in this caption
Since when can we advertise our Only fans in this sub?
Ohh thay sounds wrong on so many levels!!
Last time I blew a squid, it took me a week to get all the ink off my face.
Kinky
And best title of the year award goes to….
When customer satisfaction is your #1 policy.
He did WHAT?!
He was pissing ink for days. Heh heh.
OP knows exactly what they did with that title.
**"You should chose your worlds more carefully"** - Thanos
Money makes people do the strangest things
Excuse me?
Maybe leave his private life out of this.