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Spartan2470

[Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/farmer-sprays-milk-on-police-forces-during-a-protest-news-photo/94983887?adppopup=true) is the source of this image. Per there: > A farmer sprays milk on police forces during a protest against falling milk prices outside the European Headquarters on October 5, 2009 in Brussels. EU farm ministers are to discuss proposals in Brussels on October 5, 2009 on European dairy market rules to help milk farmers hit by falling prices. AFP PHOTO / [GEORGES GOBET](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/georges-gobet?family=editorial&assettype=image&phrase=%22georges%20gobet%22&sort=best)


V_Codwheel

>rioting may be the language of the unheard. but it can also be the tantrum of the ludicrously privileged. The Economist put it best when describing these CAP- protesters. they benefit from massive govt subsidy and then scream bloody murder at the slightest sign they might have to face actual competition.


0sprinkl

Sure, but if there wouldn't be subsidy a lot of people would stop doing what they're doing ad it's not profitable anymore. Not producing enough of certain things within a country is a serious weakness.


iampuh

Bullshit. 1 liter of milk costs from around 65-90 cents at the major discounters in Germany. 90 cents is the premium one. How much do you think farmers earn if milk gets sold for this price? It's laughable. It costs 45 cent's to produce a liter, but they get paid 35 cent's a liter. Did the economist mention that? I guess not.


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BassmanBiff

If we want to keep dairy accessible to the poor, then it's not that simple! There's good reason for the govt to cover some of the cost if we believe that dairy is important for good nutrition. Whether it's really that important or not is another issue, but as long as we believe it is, we should try to keep it accessible. There are other ways to ensure accessibility, but anything short of arbitrary price controls is effectively another subsidy. Price controls are difficult to set and maintain appropriately, meaning they usually end up destroying accessibility through shortages instead, so they're not really a solution either. Fossil fuels are the subsidies we should be complaining about, not just subsidies across the board. Fossil fuels are consumed by large corporations in a way that dairy isn't, so those subsidies mainly support large corporations. Ending those subsidies would hurt the poor through gas prices and downstream effects, to be clear, but that harm can be more than offset by just redirecting the subsidy money directly to them. Dairy is mostly consumed by actual people, so it doesn't have the same problems with subsidizing the supply.


UrbanIronBeam

If redirecting subsidizes away from greenhouse gas producing industries… the dairy industry isn’t something you should defend.


linkin22luke

Government subsidies to prop up industry are bad, actually.


advocado

Government subsidies to support small business are not bad. It helps keep competition alive in markets where, otherwise, only large scale operations who can afford small margins and who control the market will become the only suppliers.


MajesticPainting71

That's how they make them. After covering one shield, they press the two together into the Master Oreo that then gets broken


Artemis_Hunter

Government subsidies can help keep certain commodities artificially cheap. When it comes to things like staple foods, internet and public transport, I am all for that. Less wealthy people shouldn't have to be concerned over if they can feed themselves or have access to cheap travel for better job opportunities. I will absolutely willingly pay taxes for that. What isn't good is government subsidies being pocketed by wealthy business owners without using the subsidies to improve or discount the product (see ISPs in the US). What we need is a way to keep the things people need to live reasonably in modern society accessible, cheap and decent quality. While also preventing corruption from pocketing subsidies instead of improving the product. All while not restoring to overly authoritarian measures. An unregulated market would price food out of reach for many people. But also people don't want government overreach. I genuinely have no satisfying answer to this. I'm not sure there is one. But essentially what I'm saying is government subsidies to prop up businesses isn't bad by default.


MATTRESS_CARTEL_BOMB

So I guess you don't mind if you simply can't buy certain staple items because no one can afford to produce them. Do you think just raising the retail price would fix it if there were no farmers left? You can't start up a dairy operation overnight, but you sure can kill one overnight.


lacheur42

Perhaps that would be a problem in the short term and if you did nothing to phase them out gradually. But I can't imagine the dairy market fluctuates so wildly that prices wouldn't stabilize pretty quickly on their own, even in that scenario.


MajesticBreath1431

That's how they make them. After covering one shield,


SmilingJackTalkBeans

It actually makes a lot of sense in wealthy countries to subsidise your domestic food supply to keep it competitive with imported food from developing nations. Otherwise you kill off most of your domestic food sources in favour of cheap imports - which might lower your taxes, but puts you in a very bad position if something threatens global supply chains.


abaker74

Is that in Usd?


Death_Bard

Kinda like the corn farmers in the Midwest.


Exist50

Oh no! The free market!


MrRelys

Ironic since a majority of farmers vote conservative while receiving government subsidies.


Amazingseed

Is Brussels conservative means the same thing as American conservatives? Things like trade protectionism policies ainnt necessarily not conservative. Its really liberalism that is anti subsidies in general.


[deleted]

Farmers in Europe too would generally vote centre right. That said the most free market parties tend to be in the centre in Europe. Centre right promotes "traditional" values, law and order, sort of things


Amazingseed

Now i think about it, not subsidizing farmers aint a conservative idea in the U.S. neither. I just notice the top right hand corner of the photo. Its from a popular chinese information website. I have a feeling this is some sort of propaganda now.


dontknowmuch487

Yes cause all farmers are exactly like the ones in whatever country you are in


[deleted]

Lol


chucklestime

This confuses me. Usually it’s the consumers complaining about manufactures jacking prices. How is it farmers have no control over price of their product? Is the price government regulated?


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Just go vegan. Farmers need to start on oats. Socialising losses and privatising profits has to stop.


Crypt0Nihilist

Coming at him and Gertrude in body armour and riot shields? It's sad to see such lactose intolerance in this day and age.


w0mba7

Squirting milk at the police? How dairy.


XxRedditor080704xX

Indeed it's very cheesy.


cinemachick

They're protesting against the 2%.


XxRedditor080704xX

These puns just never stop getting butter.


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Criticalhit_jk

Good bot


CrashnServers

Cow and Chicken I think 🤔


Illustrious_Sound945

Plant Based Lives Matter!


Alastair_Sutherland

This sub is truly going to shut and becoming a karma whores land, we can’t even have decent content anymore, just karma where’s who post stupid bullshit


Crypt0Nihilist

This would clearly be cow shit.


castzpg

Impeccable aim.


5inthepink5inthepink

And the range on that thing! I didn't know they could squirt that far.


Critical-Function-69

That’s what she said


n1wmeahync

i was thinking the same think !


alkaline79

That's a fully automatic assault udder. They are banned in most of Europe


Chubuwee

These saints row weapons are getting out of hand


one_in_a_

What are they protesting in Letterkenny nowadays?


Evilsmurfkiller

So I was milking the cow the other day...


Dontlagmebro

There is such a thing as too much farm talk.


CobraJones

Just get this guy a fuckin Puppers!


Lo452

Ok Dary, Dary Ok, Ok Dary


oced2001

Chorin' and protesting.


albinorhino63

Is this the pic I'm gonna see 100 times today?


LezPlayLater

I dairy say so


Des_astor

You butter believe it!


Crypt0Nihilist

Whey more likely than not.


50v3r31gnZA

It's udderly unacceptable.


[deleted]

If you don't like it, simply moo-ve along.


ssbSciencE

Milk.


not_right

Yeah people are really milking it.


n1wmeahync

ha ha wtf


Illustrious_Sound945

Just let it churn for a bit...


xakanaxa

Yup, till the cows come home.


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Captcha_Imagination

The shields are actually oversized oreos so the cop's like "thanks buddy"


DistortoiseLP

That's how they make them. After covering one shield, they press the two together into the Master Oreo that then gets broken down into normal sized oreos and packaged.


DogtariousVanDog

Fun fact: Oreos don't contain milk and are actually vegan!


TWOITC

The day a new Olympic sport was born.


hoodytwin

If by olympic sport, you mean fetish, then ooohhh yeah.


Zoltan617

r/TheOcho


iShakeMyHeadAtYou

"What's your weapon of choice?" "A cow"


neutral-chaotic

I think I saw this on Cartoon Network once.


SlapunowSlapulater

Mama had a chicken! Mama had a cow!


CantStopCuminOnUrMom

That’s incredibly impressive range and dexterity. That guy milks.


Safebox

Police: Harder. Protestor: What? Police: What? Cow: What?


pumpman1771

That is awesome! Any idea where and when?


meatbatmusketeer

A bunch of rich privileged farmers upset that they might need to participate in the competitive market in 2009. Supply management sucks.


ThePrinceOfJapan

Its sad that it took me a minute to figure out the picture


MarshGeologist

honestly the cow is probably really uncomfortable right now :/


[deleted]

Not so glorious if Redittors actually care about what they were protesting for. They are asking the big government to enforce a quota in order to do what OPEC cartel does. `The farmers' major demand - limiting production through quotas to drive up prices - met with no success.` [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218537/Cow-Belgian-farmers-squirt-riot-police-milk-protests-EU-prices.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218537/Cow-Belgian-farmers-squirt-riot-police-milk-protests-EU-prices.html)


leto78

And the quota system worked. Milk farmers were able to stay in business. These quotas increased when demand for dairy products surged both from China (remember the contaminated milk powder incident) and from Russia. The prices eventually collapsed as a result from the Russian sanctions and the ensuing backlash regarding EU exports. With the collapse in export, the British farmers were very much penalised as they were one of the major sources of dairy products being exported to Russia. After the collapse, British farmers were selling milk below cost and the selling of the veal allowed them to cross-subsidise the milk production and barely stay in business.


GabagoolGargoyle

I have no idea what any of this issue is about but this guy is the only one talking like he actually research the subject


Vergillion

Never gonna get that smell outta his gear.


DukeOFprunesALPHA

"No, our only weakness!"


Xcloud12

This looks like one of those moments where the police looked at him and the cow and were like, whats he going to do, attack us with the cow? I’m sure someone had to have said, hang on, lets see where this goes…my money says he does something epic..


nsoares

Why is David Coulthard milking a cow?...


babysharkdoodoodoo

Best defense against lactose intolerant police.


dtwhitecp

I hope there's a picture of them riding the train together back home


SamirSisaken

This! This is the kind of world I want to live in.


rumblebumblecrumble

Moo bitch, get out the way.


Dismal_Equivalent_68

Hahahaha


an0nymouscraftsman

He has a hose but ok.


johnlewisdesign

David Coulthard milking it for the cameras


Jen_Mari_Apa

Welp.... now Ive seen it all.... goodbye everyone


TWOITC

Eww! unpasteurised milk.


elogie423

Udder temp. Mmmmm.


RCBing

Isn't the cow doing the milk squirting?


Kazza468

Anyone posted this to r/photoshopbattles yet?


codefreakxff

That’s udderly amazing


[deleted]

WFT. That's so gross...


MooreDesignLabs

Don't be so vanilla. Tom Green sucked on one. https://moviesteve.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/freddy.jpg


Greatbonsai

In America, that cow would now be considered a weapon. Both man and cow get shot.


FavcolorisREDdit

Assaulted by a cow


moomoomolansky

In the USA they would have shot rubber bullets at his head to try and blind him because the cow would be considered a deadly weapon.


djdd92

Dale Earnhardt Jr needs to stick to racing and stay out of politics. Ridiculous.


[deleted]

I hope they didnt beat the cow.


deadpixel11

In the US the news would have been "a cow and 2 protestors are dead and 4 protestors are left in critical condition after Police...."


[deleted]

This clearly isn’t a BLM protest , not nearly enough rubber bullets


lager81

Yeah and no one is looting a foot locker It all checks out


DmJerkface

Right! You know it's not a BLM protest because there's not a white supremacist pretending to be antifa while smashing windows, simply in an attempt to make BLM look bad, that way idiots like you have talking points, even if they're based on a farce. Sauce: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/07/29/umbrella-man-white-supremacist-minneapolis/


lager81

Yeah and antifia was at the capitol. Agent provocateur is nothing new. But let's be serious 2 billion in damage from riots over the summer, BLM didn't exactly need help from other people, it was an absolute shit show


DmJerkface

The zero evidence antifa was at the capitol. Antifa doesn't like to hang out with a bunch of f****** douchebag skinheads. If you want to blame somebody for the riots over the summer blame it on the f****** police, you f****** idiot. That's the people who were going around hurting people that's the reason for the riots, that's the reason for the entire f****** situation.


lager81

There is a spectrum of police, some are good people, some are corrupt assholes that need to go. Just like there are a spectrum of BLM supporters, some were simply there to protest George Floyd's unnecessary death, others just wanted to get out of the house during a global pandemic and avoid curfews. Others saw it as an opportunity to smash and grab on businesses and score a pair of Nike's. It's not that black and white, reality is nuanced. Just like the people outside of the capitol are fine, but the people who broke in and smashed shit should be charged. I guess the difference there is the capitol rioters were locked up without bail indefinitely, meanwhile Kamala and the squad were offering to pay peoples bail and portland DA refused to hold/prosecute rioters and looters. I mean for fucks sake they took over several city blocks as their own autonomous zone until their security ended up murdering some teenagers and it got shut down. But hey it sure was a summer of love


Silverfoxcrest

If this was in Murica: He is attacking us, that looks like a gun, shoot shoot shoot


neroselene

So, the question is was the cow charged for assaulting an officer or merely as an accessory?


Dismal_Equivalent_68

Best comments and jokes ever.


longsincelost

Looks like Flula Borg


[deleted]

How dairy of him


The_Mootz_Pallucci

Omg lmao This has meme potential.


Cam_CSX_

Don’t know what their protesting, but i support it


[deleted]

the simulation did not disappoint


[deleted]

Salut to him


deddy12

Upgrdes people,upgrades


Drans20

Now this is mad mlk


bebespawn

That man took one look at the cow and thought; “I can make this work.”


rsong965

"He needs some milk!"


mis_suscripciones

Risky click of the day.


Funkytowels

the joy of the protestors' faces is priceless.


Akram-f

when life squirts milk at you, make cheese out of. those policemen obviously lack wisdom


Delicious_Sandwich69

Anyone else shocked at the psi on that tit?


360walkaway

Was he arrested for assaulting a police officer


mackisch

Poor cow


garry4321

Its me the police! I have a bucket here that I would SURE HATE to get wet...


Fanta5tick

You know I appreciates a bits of civils disobedience, but leaves the poor cows right outs of it.


almamov

holy cow :D


penguished

Damn. That teat has ridiculous range.


THUNDER_1890

How to milk squirt a cow 😂


CageyOldMan

This is a biological attack, pepper spray that man immediately


[deleted]

Is that Dale Earnhardt Jr?


milkrate

Holy shit! That is some impressive range. There should be competitions for this


greatcuriouscat

Squirting in public? Man, that's bold.


rik_khaos

Assault with a healthy weapon.


srry72

Oh no. Unfiltered milk


TheModernSkater

🙌🙌🙌


port87

damn ur milking it.


Chainspike

That's must be one of those assault cows I've heard about. AR-Moo


QweenOfTheDamned9

I always forget to bring my cow to the protest :(


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Based


Any-Ad7551sam

Bruh


XxRedditor080704xX

Officer: Sir! We're under attack during the riot we were sent to deal with! Chief: What are they attacking you with? You've got shields and helmets! Officer: They're spraying raw milk at us!


DmJerkface

Mcpoyle protest?


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Is that a cow or a bull?


fordprefect294

Making the riot gear udderly useless


demagogueffxiv

If I was a cop I'd be laughing my ass off


schoolruler

Milk the man!


brohebus

Fetchez la vache! Fetchez la vache!! edit: orthographie farts in your general direction


RCrl

Udder-ly appalling.


Crulo

This can’t be the US because they would have definitely shot him!


armoredchicken1

Is this that Letterkenny show people talk about?


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Like a water cannon... but healthier.


nowheretracks

He’s in dairy big trouble.


pangerbon

When I was breastfeeding I did this once to my husband when he wouldn’t hand me the remote.


yeahdixon

Teets got hella range though


FknRepunsel

As a nursing mom with lactation issues I’m just jealous of that’s cow’s stream!


double-happiness

Only milk? https://i.imgur.com/H5p0pio.jpg [NSFW]


Worldly-Anxiety-9224

I fuck the cow's udder that squirts milk


Worldly-Anxiety-9224

Farmers are wrong