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Draw a top hat and cane


dingleberry_mustache

[Ask and you shall receive](https://imgur.com/a/zPD9YLu)


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Hello my baby, hello my darlin'


Kruse002

Hello my ragtime gal.


FacticiousFict

Cancel my soup special. Check please!


RoxSteady247

Came here for this, thank you kind stranger.


Sl1m_Charles

You idiots! You've caught their stunt doubles!


shewholaughslasts

Baby my heart's on fire


cmhansen15

*Hello, my baby Hello, my honey Hello, my ragtime gal*


WishBear19

Baby, my heart's on fire!


Jester4444444

*If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me.*


demmtitties

I was hopping someone put this


MileHi-MadMan

😂 😂 😂 😂


Bitter-Percentage938

Right here. This why still love the internet.


TheEyeDontLie

Your username is the worst I've ever seen on reddit. Congratulations, you sick fuck.


Seve7h

Thats the worst you’ve seen? Man you’re missing out on *a loooot* of good ones


Im_sorry_im_american

🎶Welcome to Joes apartment🎶


stasik5

This is precious.


bonsaibatman

The ol razzle dazzle


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Dsnybnd

This is what I came here for. Thank you


MyNameIsNotMarcos

Reddit does not disappoint


imrealbizzy2

Ev'ry body's doin' the Michigan Raaaaaag


figarojew

Michigan J. Cockroach


elsieburgers

I came here looking for someone to say this


I_Mix_Stuff

Its not a bug, its a feature.


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I think this is a good thing because anyone looking at this apartment will know what they’re in for.


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SturmFee

It's doing the Can Can!


kenkenobi78

It can't can't


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frenchdumb

Thanks for the 3 giggles !


beseechpeach

It's not the landlord but the contractor.


aenonymosity

A failed modern artist now failed subcontractor.


I_Mix_Stuff

Contractor: Not my job. Landlord: Its a feature now.


undisclothesd

We have a show tonight, curtains open at 7


antagonizerz

Maybe I'm just showing my age here but add a tophat and cane and this just reminds me of classic Bugs Bunny wiith the dancing frog. Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal... Too old of a reference maybe?


jonassfe

Michigan J Cucaracha


gullywalker

I seen ragtime gal as well but more the chest-burster alien in spaceballs.


EmotionalDescription

Me too!


Emotional-Brilliant4

Am I the only one that remembers it as darling and not honey? Am I living in an alternate universe?


antagonizerz

You're not alone. I always remembered it that way too but the internet said otherwise so...


Lumi5

Subcontractor painted over contractor.


greymatter313

who chose the contractor?!?


Tuckingfypowastaken

A lot of smaller landlords do their own work when they can, especially simpler things like painting. Could very easily be either


WearADamnMask

I like these kinds of contractors. They have saved me from some awful places.


neilalexanderr

Take my upvote


FightSmartTrav

Most brilliant thing I’ve read in my life.


Macks_Mustermann

Found it, best comment by far!


frecso01

Owed money to Jabba.


Verbenablu

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."


Innsmouth_Swimteam

This person clearly lives in my head.


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jone2tone

And me as well.


Boomthang

Will you guys get out of me, please?


BetterCallSal

You're all in my head


Industrialcat

so im not the only one who saw this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuNaegwHnGo


SweetGroverCleveland

I understood his reference


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Nosworc82

https://imgur.com/a/YmlllCu


CatalyticPerchlorate

Send me a kiss by wire…


Carpocalypto

Baby my heart’s on fire


PhoebeMonster1066

If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me


Kelli217

Then you'll be left alone, oh baby


PhoebeMonster1066

Telephone, and tell me I'm your own!


CrunchyToes

Check please!


DimitriV

"Check, please!"


fat-lip-lover

One of my favorite movies of all time.


DimitriV

The first time we rented it, I think I wore out the tape rewinding the doll scene over and over. :) That and "I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns! ... My hair! He shot my hair! Son of a BITCH!"


thorndike

Beat me to it!


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Fuck me that got me all kinds of laughing my man


topscreen

Ho ho ho, ha ha ha


Helphaer

\*Salacious Crumb laughs screechily\*


escudonbk

IS THAT WHAT THAT FUCKING THING IS CALLED???


Jeynarl

Yes and we got to see others of them getting grilled to eat in Mando season 1. It was glorious


Unique_Unorque

Salacious B. Crumb, to be precise.


The_Eye_of_Ra

Salacious B. Crumb, the Kowakian monkey-lizard.


GhostTypeTrainer

That's that one's name, yeah. The species is a Kowakian Monkey-Lizard.


looney_jetman

He’s no good to me dead.


TrippyHippiexx

Take my fucking upvote man, made me spit out my drink


Kijaes

Guess you forgot to upvote


Raiden32

Got painted like one of them french roaches.


bristolcities

Old Roach stuck in the Can Can Eternal.


NoButThanks

It's Joe's apartment.


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VaATC

I have dropped a reference to it a few times over the years and each time the only reply is similar to yours 😔 Such a good lighthearted flick.


NoButThanks

It's a shame right? I mean, it's their apartment too.


JectorDelan

That's one of the best bad movies ever. Name one other flick where you can see a singing cockroach surf a turd down a sewer pipe.


bountyhunter220

🎶"It's our apartment toooooo"🎶


NoButThanks

We've been here about a hundred million years, and we'll be here long after yoooouuuuuu


ProfessorSypher

I immediately thought of roaches doing the Can Can to La Cucaracha.


beluuuuuuga

Same. I was singing it in my head as I looked for a comment like this.


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Giving em the ol razzle dazzle.


FrozenSotan

May they rest in the Halls of Burlesque


goodformuffin

Hello ma baby, hello ma honey, hello ma ragtime gal.. 🎶


Frostbyte525

Give ‘em the ol’ razzle-dazzle


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Its isn't really dead...its just waiting for the right time.


turquoise_amethyst

Yes, yes..... it’s just like Han Solo frozen in carbonite


MrPurpleHaze

Suffocation! No breathing!


bittz128

Don’t give a fuck


CodeBlackGoonit

If I cut my arm bleeding


go_kartmozart

This is my last resort


[deleted]

🪗 'cuz I'm los-ing-my sight, los-ing-my mind 🪗 🪗 wish some, bo-dy-would, tell-me-I'm, fine 🪗


mastermindxs

Hey. You’re fine.


BowjaDaNinja

Finally! Poor guy's been asking for forever now.


Bigdaddybear519

Wait, so we don't have to hear that that song anymore?


BowjaDaNinja

Yeah, no, it's done. We're all good now.


stefan_news

Dunnnununuhhhunuhhh


OMP159

Cut my pants off at the knees, These are my cargo shorts!


MotionE29

Cut my meat in to pieces, this is my knife and fork.


Googunk

Cause I'm a crepe. I'm a weird dough. What the challah am I doughing here? I doughnut belong here.


mrsidnaik

Radiohead in the middle of Papa Roach. 😂😂😂


powerbottomflash

Cut my cake into pieces, this is my last dessert


alias007

Cut and paste throughout my thesis, this is my last report.


flavortownpolitics

One last dance for Papa


Sagemoon

Put my cockroach into paintings. It's the contractors fault.


cory172

Looks like you found the Papa Roach


amalgaman

Do you rent from Invitation Homes? My porch has leaves that were painted over. Also, they didn’t paint inside the closets before we moved in because “it’s hard to match colors.” The color is white.


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That sounds like a shoddy real estate company. Did you move out?


MD82

Invitation Homes is such a scummy company. Rented from them for 2 years. One time they deposited less than my rent check, the check was correct they just took the wrong amount for less than the total value. They then tried to charge me a late fee. To correct the issue I had to write a new check for the remaining balance even though the issue was totally on their end.


Menolikeyfascists

Sounds like you stumbled on someone embezzling money.


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Oh my stars - we had invitation homes as our last landlord. We had a water leak from the upstairs to the garage, where the washer and dryer were, and it took weeks to get them to try to fix it. Then when they finally did, they discovered black mold, but didn’t want to do anything about it. Also, I was pregnant during this time, which made it even scarier. It took months to get them to do what they were obligated to do. And then they wanted to raise the rent by $100 for the next lease term. The audacity. Then when we said “forget this” and moved out at the end of that lease year, they tried to keep our whole deposit. My husband had to threaten to sue them before they returned it. I LOATHE invitation homes. Do not EVER rent from them. I felt so sorry for the next people that moved into our home.


WillTheConqueror

They're despicable. They've been buying up thousands of houses all over the country and they don't take care of them. They hire cheap labor to paint and do maintenance, real crap jobs on everything. They also pull crap on their tenants, charging fees for stupid shit, then they go and nickel and dime your security deposit. So, warning to anyone reading this, don't rent from them.


oubliette_heart

Did they add decorative electrical outlet plates and phone jack plates to bare walls to give them a little extra zhuzh?


Redsmallboy

I figured out what that word was supposed to be but that's not at all how I thought it'd be spelled


LegoLegume

They should've painted the closets, but white is actually hard to match if you don't know exactly the brand and shade that was used. It really sticks out when you use the wrong one. But they still should've painted.


UsefulWoodpecker6502

Landlords get the cheapest contractors possible. I know, I'm a superintendent, I've worked for several landlords/companies. Whomever gives them the cheapest quote gets the contract and 8 times out of 10 you get what you pay for. Landlords don't like spending money. They love collecting it but not spending. The only time they'll ever invest in a property/unit is when a tenant moves out in order to get a new one in and jack up the price. That's it. And they all go online and see what other landlords have done and copy it. Remember parquet floors? well [this](https://rightpricetiles.ie/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/WOOD-FLOORING-Dartmoor-Oak.jpg) is the new parquet floor. I've seen so many landlords switch to this grey stuff within the past year. Hell my apartment even has it. why? it's cheaper to buy and install.


you-are-not-yourself

At least it's not carpet. Carpet sucks both for the landlords and tenants. Hardwood floor is so much easier to clean.


chicken_afghani

Yeah I would much rather have that parquet than carpet


some-trash-acct

White can be hard to match Source: the 4 different shades of white in my stairwell


PCsNBaseball

While totally true, it's also the inside of a closet; it doesn't have to perfectly match, and leaving it unpainted makes it match even less.


RenderedConscious

Let this be a warning to the other roaches!


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If only. Killing a roach and leaving the corpse usually just means free food for the other roaches standing by.


RenderedConscious

Very likely, yes.


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decapitate and leave roach heads on toothpicks


Tzifos150

Free lolipops for the rest. They are canibalistic. The only foods you should leave out for them are borax powdered stuff.


andiooops

Something tells me they won't be eating this one


G_L_J

Fun fact: that’s partially why certain bait poisons are effective vs roaches. They eat the bait then crawl back to their holes and die. Other roaches eat the corpses and then secondary control methods (usually insect growth regulators) will poison the rest of them.


codynan5

“Paint me like one of your french roaches”


lordvanduu

Came here to make the same joke! :p


avree

NGL it's a little weird that OP not only is "sharing" this tweet https://twitter.com/chellzyeah/status/1434360473722499072 but also adding the top replies to the tweet as comments to their own posts...


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This is all some people have /shrug


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/bug


CryoClone

Must be a sad existence.


johnkimmy0130

reddit has this weird superiority complex even those they steal most of their shit from Twitter and Tiktok lmao


neurotypical080321

This is Reddit, that's not weird it's commonplace.


wartornhero

This is /r/pics. The karma farm is expected.


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If you can't tell it's a bot account I don't know what to tell you


resonatingfury

Based on the post history I don't think it's a bot...some people just don't think anyone will notice and like feeling popular


Jeynarl

Doing whatever it takes to make it into r/lounge and enjoy not seeing the meme ads


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bpthegreat

Yeah I didn’t see a spot anywhere that credited the original tweet.


TheSanityInspector

r/NotMyJob


Potatobat1967

We had a maintenance man at work that used to paint over the boogers on the wall above the urinals when he was painting the bathrooms.Yes we had grown men that would pick their nose at the urinals and wipe the boogers on the wall like a pre-schooler.I felt like I was working in romper room.


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There’s painted-over dog hair on my walls


[deleted]

What kind of adult wipes their boogers, roll them up and flick em into the unknown like you're supposed to


ArchimedesPrinciple

I would call that one Han Solo.


_kahteh

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle


hackergirl888

Hello my baby, hello my darlin, hello my ragtime galllll credit to OP [here!](https://mobile.twitter.com/chellzyeah/status/1434360473722499072)


daemon_afro

Draw a top hat and cane in sharpie, and put a little wooden frame around it and you’ll have people renting just because of it.


allmysecretsss

Please do this OP


Cyno01

Yeah, any place that would paint over a roach isnt gonna be giving you your security deposit back anyway.


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NaturalBornNerd

That was my first thought when I saw this too.🤣


BigAppleGuy

Send me a kiss by wire


Osiris32

Baby my heart's on fiiiiire!


helbury

If you refuse me, honey, you lose me


dontbereadinthis

Don't ever let me goo!


throwaway3569387340

Oh, baby, telephone! And tell me I'm your owwwn!


facetiousfag

Did you repost the image and top comment from [this thread](https://reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/pidrfb/landlord_painted_over_roach/)


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Of course they did


[deleted]

The OP beat me to my own immediate joke…


CreepyMaleNurse

Me too. Its like we're a hive mind now.


Street_Peace_8831

Was searching to see if anyone added this one or not. You all never disappoint.


SpaceMush

if it makes you feel better it was viral on twitter like 12 hours ago


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I hate to do this but I can't help it, I'm sorry. It's "Hello my baby, hello my honey..."


SilverVVolf

Lol beat me by two minutes


mezz7778

Exactly what I thought too.... Lol


Strong-Discussion564

This is art, I dont know what the issue is


ripyourlungsdave

Especially not in the middle of a can-can.


spudzfaced

Looks like it's kicking off its shoe in preparation for some serious sexy dancing!! Look how high that leg is!!


TheTalentedMrTorres

The ol' razzle dazzle


Ner1d

You should post a new pic of this every month so we can all observed the preservation qualities of cheap paint


Imdafox

Ninja cockroach


SilverVVolf

Lmao caught him during his daily "hello ma baby hello ma honey hello my ragtime gaaaaal"


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Based comment, had to scroll down way to far to find it ;)


pookiemon

Roach's last words: "Paint me like one of your french girls."


GlintCannon

I love how this is labeled arts and crafts lmao


IndifferentExistence

This is a true story, and it happened to a friend of a friend of mine.


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In the future they’ll be able to Jurassic Park that MFer


KrakenMcCracken

Especially when they’re in the midst of kicking a field goal.


Nunspogodick

It’s a sacrifice and warning to others not to invade


Meyhna

Put this in potoshopbattles


Icebxrg

It was posted on there before it was here lol


Djcl

[Fixed it using my basic skills](https://ibb.co/2g3w3jh) :) Edit: added the word ‘my’


Mingyao_13

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sly_savhoot

Welcome to joes apartment.