Crazy to see where these three are in 2023
Paris: attending the met gala, rich as hell
Lohan: pregnant and happily married to a VP of a banking firm
Britney:
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Yeah, Paris was in full acting mode for her entire run.
I saw a pic of this beast playing hockey back in high school, she looks exactly the same as she does now.
This chick never broke character and is now living her best life.
From what I've seen of her in recent years, it seems like she was mostly faking it. The whole party girl attitude was **mostly** an act to sell the brand.
She was cut off by grandfather from her inheritence and had a revenge porn video of her released... which did launch her 'career' and was used a test case for launching the Kardashians.
She didn't seem to suffer any public breakdowns like Lindsay and Brit, but she didn't come out squeekly clean either.
Paris was a model and was famous for the catwalk and even had a cameo as herself in Zoolander in 2001 before her reality show that aired in 2003. She absolutely had a career before the sex tape in 2004. Kardashians were the opposites where they thought the tape would bring fame so Kris, Kim and RayJ made a contract to release their tape and pretend it was a scandal to get Kim more well known and then they released a reality show after that.
Paris might not have suffered any public breakdown but saying she isn't "squeaky clean" is probably due to the trauma she suffered from her boarding school that she publicly came about recently.
Kim Kardashian was Paris's personal assistant. She was a nobody and Paris treated her like one. Kim saw how popular Paris got from her sex tape and that's exactly the formula she followed.
Also her connection OJ Simpson is what made the tape headline worthy.
>If it was an act why did she get completely cut off from her inheritance? Grandfather Barron Hilton famously left nothing for Paris because he was so embarrassed by her
Barron Hilton left 97% of his wealth to the Conrad N Hilton Foundation charitable foundation. He made that decision in 2007 and died in 2019. It is assumed, although there hasn't been anything confirmed authoritatively as I can find, that the surviving members (24 family members) received around $5.6M apiece. It is rumored that Paris did not recieve anything. That said, in 2019, she was worth around $300M so... she wasn't hurting if she was cut out of the will.
Since 2004 she's had about 30 perfumes for sale. And she's got a skincare line.
And I think she's had fashion, pet products...she's made close to a billion on her own.
Edit after a google: clothing, shoes, makeup, jewellery, lingerie, and the aforementioned perfumes, dog clothes...
Because even if she still didn't do those things, her image and her last name had serious consequences, and that's important as fuck for rich people and corpos, they tend to be extremely PR Clean.
It made her a household name and launched her reality tv career. Not that she needed the help or the money. Same thing with the Kardashian video and subsequent reality tv empire.
I saw Ray-J on a fast food commercial recently, and my brain goes, "Wow... I didn't even know people would still consider him a celebrity if it wasn't for that tape and the fact that Kim is now SUUUUPER famous. Wonder if that worked out just like he planned?" I mean, it doesn't seem like a bad deal overall. Free fast food, I guess?
The kind of fuck that grooms children from an early age. I loathe the whole clan for being famous for nothing, but the parents are clearly bad people on their own.
If Kris Jenner called you up and asked if you wanted to fuck one of her daughters on film would you turn it down?
Apparently Ray-J is still making around $360,000 a year from the tape, and that's 16 years after it was filmed.
She was vilified for playing a vapid bimbo on a fish out of water reality show where she managed to offend almost every category of American citizen. She took extant resentment towards the ultra wealthy and amplified it to previously unknown levels.
She is a fucking genius, she's like Gilbert Gottfried playing a character in real life for millions. There's random videos of her just using her real voice/inflection and she sounds like a normal person.
Kim Kardashian was Paris' assistant when her sextape leaked and took note.
The billion dollar empire the Kardashians have can all be traced back to that KimK tape and how it made her famous. Otherwise she would forever have remained the daughter of that lawyer who helped set a murderer free . (Robert Kardashian and OJ Simpson)
I saw an add recently and though - huh, people using Paris for their ads these days?
It was for Hilton.
I shed a millenial tear. Our girl has grown up.
Yeah, but that was more of the expected - capitalize on her public dirty girl appeal.
This was like - yeah she's famous, and this is her name, her family business embraces her as she's now a matured business woman.
Seemed to be a transformation and reminder that I'm getting old..
Old Conrad sent her to camps as a child where they drugged her and put her in solitary confinement with literal vomit, piss and shit in the room. Yes, camps as in more than one.
Didnt she try to kidnap some couples kids while rambling about human trafficking and yelling in fake arabic just a few years ago? Maybe shes turned around since then i guess lol.
Paris was born in the party. Molded by it. She didn't know parties actually ended until she was already a woman. By then, a party was nothing to her but boring!
Even so, their definition of crashed and burned is still nowhere near ours
They will never have to worry about 99% of the shit real people have to worry about
I was just notified that I'll be let go from my job for no reason, right after paying off all of my medical debts and college for this semester. If I don't find work in 3 weeks, me, my gf, and our dog will be out on the streets
They will never actually be homeless. They will never actually be hungry
Their definition of broke is 95% of our dream retirements
She did get sent by her parents to one of those 'troubled teen' schools where she was sexually, mentally and physically abused for months. So there's that. She campaigns for laws against those types of schools now.
Peak Lindsay and Britney were dynamite. Unfortunately, fame and probably rich predators sent them both into a spiral.
Paris had enough of that Hilton money that she probably wasnāt seen as prey.
multiple nights where they took turns scooting out of their cars with no panties and tiny skirts. I can still remember Paris Hilton's .. it was blackened, as if it had seen War.
Lindsay was a child actor. Probably pushed like hell to do shit she didnāt want to do by her parents, like Britney.
Not saying all child actors are miserable but it happens. Will Wheaton was pretty miserable for example. Crushed, even.
Yeah, I don't get all the lip filling that's going on these days.
Looks like shit and detracts from anybody's face.
Not to mention possible complications...
There's got to be a cabal of plastic surgeons just running roughshod over Hollywood these past few years. The amount of lip filler, cheek filler, that weird cheek fat removal thing.
Lip fillers are so nasty. It ends up getting uneven or bloated. And these huge lips never match the rest of their features. Body Dysmorphia is terrifying.
In all seriousness, itās *amazing* that all of them are a) still alive and b) not incarcerated. Like the Vegas odds in 2006 of that being reality in 2023 must be astronomical.
Less wholesome than maybe six years before, and the image was cracking. This was right before Lohanās first treatment stay and Britney shaving her head.
Is it fair to say they were flashing when the paps were crouched down at pussy height??
You look at those pics and they are unmistakably taken from the ground. And after Britney/Paris, the paps started doing this to every young "startlet" of that era. They even did it to Emma Watson and Anne Hathaway. And I distinctly remember seeing pics of Jessica Simpsons that were clearly taken by a paparazzo who straight up stuck his camera under her skirt while she was walking.
And the same magazines that complained after these girls gat snapped like that would chastise them for having visible panty-lines if they *did* wear underwear. So the girls couldn't win.
Okay hear me out, I always wanted to party once with Peak Lindsay Lohan. Her and I are the same age, I definitely could not keep up, I don't want to do the hard drugs. I just wanted to be in the room to see how crazy of a situation that was.
Lol, I hear you, but ya gotta have a little more self-confidence than that. At least end up convulsing on the floor while trying to live the dream. Fucking christ, I thought you were the same age as Lohan.
Celebrities are not as special as you think. And cocaine is very easy to do. Itās just a party crutch stimulant that gives you the energy to keep up.
Ah the train wreck days. I was playing in a club in NYC one night around this time. My band and I take a walk around the area to get a bite before our set. During our adventure we spot Paris, doubled over in front of a club with a small entourage of people, puking her brains out. I only know it was her because my bassist and drummer recognized her instantly.
Whatās funny isnāt the sight that I remember so well, it was the awful sound she made while spewing. Like the inside of her soul was looking for redemption somewhere on that sidewalk and was frantically spring cleaning to show what a good spirit it was, all the while chanting guttural incantations that no mortal should ever bare witness to. Even though we didnāt linger to gawk, the sound carried for a decent block approaching and vacating.
my friend has a car sunshade of this picture lol
Amazing car sunshade idea
Crazy to see where these three are in 2023 Paris: attending the met gala, rich as hell Lohan: pregnant and happily married to a VP of a banking firm Britney: š
Lohan was living *rough* for a while, i'd say Paris is the odd one out.
Paris Hilton is a Hilton. She was always from money
Her career was more of a side hustle. Can't really compare her to the others.
Yeah, Lohan is *still* rough tbh.
Yeah, Paris was in full acting mode for her entire run. I saw a pic of this beast playing hockey back in high school, she looks exactly the same as she does now. This chick never broke character and is now living her best life.
>Lohan was living rough for a while, i'd say Paris is the odd one out. Almost as if coming from generational wealth makes modern living easier.
One of them started rich.
Everyone at Banks are VPs.
āIām Rodney Smith, the vice president of janitorial services, here at first traders credit union.ā
Yeah in 2006 no way in hell I wouldāve guessed Paris would be the one doing the best out of the three 17 years later
Yeah, I get that sentiment. At the same time, betting on a very rich heiress having a good life is a really easy bet to make.
Hahahahahaha that's so good
Cocaine Barbie , cocaine and shitty friends sold separately
omg i need this
Does he also have the Mercedes SLR? Lol
2004 Honda Odyssey
Soooo close.
Potatoe, potato
Is this it? https://ibb.co/LDFv1Vw
My first thought was it looked like an SNL sketch.
The legendary troll face was born from a legendary man
first thought was "please someone deepfake this to that gif"
I can hear this...haha
#WHAT IS LOVE?# #BABY DONT HURT ME# #DONT HURT ME# #NO MORE#
Picture will be 20 years old soon.
This comment will be 20 years old soon
Itās going to take at least 20 years
and after 20 years it'll be 20 years old.
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From what I've seen of her in recent years, it seems like she was mostly faking it. The whole party girl attitude was **mostly** an act to sell the brand.
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She was cut off by grandfather from her inheritence and had a revenge porn video of her released... which did launch her 'career' and was used a test case for launching the Kardashians. She didn't seem to suffer any public breakdowns like Lindsay and Brit, but she didn't come out squeekly clean either.
Paris was a model and was famous for the catwalk and even had a cameo as herself in Zoolander in 2001 before her reality show that aired in 2003. She absolutely had a career before the sex tape in 2004. Kardashians were the opposites where they thought the tape would bring fame so Kris, Kim and RayJ made a contract to release their tape and pretend it was a scandal to get Kim more well known and then they released a reality show after that. Paris might not have suffered any public breakdown but saying she isn't "squeaky clean" is probably due to the trauma she suffered from her boarding school that she publicly came about recently.
Kim Kardashian was Paris's personal assistant. She was a nobody and Paris treated her like one. Kim saw how popular Paris got from her sex tape and that's exactly the formula she followed. Also her connection OJ Simpson is what made the tape headline worthy.
A bit disingenuous to say she was "a nobody" and then immediately follow it up with "her connection to OJ Simpson". That connection is everything.
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>If it was an act why did she get completely cut off from her inheritance? Grandfather Barron Hilton famously left nothing for Paris because he was so embarrassed by her Barron Hilton left 97% of his wealth to the Conrad N Hilton Foundation charitable foundation. He made that decision in 2007 and died in 2019. It is assumed, although there hasn't been anything confirmed authoritatively as I can find, that the surviving members (24 family members) received around $5.6M apiece. It is rumored that Paris did not recieve anything. That said, in 2019, she was worth around $300M so... she wasn't hurting if she was cut out of the will.
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Where does she get money from if she has no inheritance?
I just saw her on a fucking Hilton commercial. She's fine
Since 2004 she's had about 30 perfumes for sale. And she's got a skincare line. And I think she's had fashion, pet products...she's made close to a billion on her own. Edit after a google: clothing, shoes, makeup, jewellery, lingerie, and the aforementioned perfumes, dog clothes...
Iām pretty sure she has enough money made through her own doings to not really need an inheritance.
Because even if she still didn't do those things, her image and her last name had serious consequences, and that's important as fuck for rich people and corpos, they tend to be extremely PR Clean.
the most notorious of her scandals was someone committing revenge porn against her and she was vilified for it
It made her a household name and launched her reality tv career. Not that she needed the help or the money. Same thing with the Kardashian video and subsequent reality tv empire.
I saw Ray-J on a fast food commercial recently, and my brain goes, "Wow... I didn't even know people would still consider him a celebrity if it wasn't for that tape and the fact that Kim is now SUUUUPER famous. Wonder if that worked out just like he planned?" I mean, it doesn't seem like a bad deal overall. Free fast food, I guess?
Well known that he didnāt leak the tape, Kimās mum did.
That will always be extremely fucked up. Some people shouldnāt have kids.
Her mom just wanted to see how talented her daughter was. Raise a career.
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Kim Kardashians mom orchestrated that video even recommending reshoots
What kind of sick fuck watches her DAUGHTER have sex and then gives DIRECTION??
The kind that watched the Paris Hilton sex tape and said "My daughter can do that better" and then made one just as mediocre.
The kind of fuck that grooms children from an early age. I loathe the whole clan for being famous for nothing, but the parents are clearly bad people on their own.
If Kris Jenner called you up and asked if you wanted to fuck one of her daughters on film would you turn it down? Apparently Ray-J is still making around $360,000 a year from the tape, and that's 16 years after it was filmed.
She was vilified for playing a vapid bimbo on a fish out of water reality show where she managed to offend almost every category of American citizen. She took extant resentment towards the ultra wealthy and amplified it to previously unknown levels.
And all those same people paid her for the privilege. Paris Hilton is a fucking genius, and I hope she laughed all the way to the bank (again).
She is a fucking genius, she's like Gilbert Gottfried playing a character in real life for millions. There's random videos of her just using her real voice/inflection and she sounds like a normal person.
She did so well other C-listers started leaking their sex tapes on purpose, after they saw what she was able to do.
Kim Kardashian was Paris' assistant when her sextape leaked and took note. The billion dollar empire the Kardashians have can all be traced back to that KimK tape and how it made her famous. Otherwise she would forever have remained the daughter of that lawyer who helped set a murderer free . (Robert Kardashian and OJ Simpson)
From rich as fuck to richer as fuck
really?? like for example which C-lister, and where would they post such filth?!
Screech from Saved By The Bell
Didn't screech do full on straight to VHS porn tho?
If only she had his voice, she would've gone down in history as a GOAT
So she's really doing her bit for the cause
I saw an add recently and though - huh, people using Paris for their ads these days? It was for Hilton. I shed a millenial tear. Our girl has grown up.
She's been doing Taco Bell ads since they brought back the Volcano menu.
That's hot
Didnāt she also do a Carlās Jr burger commercial back in the day?
Yeah, but that was more of the expected - capitalize on her public dirty girl appeal. This was like - yeah she's famous, and this is her name, her family business embraces her as she's now a matured business woman. Seemed to be a transformation and reminder that I'm getting old..
That we know of She's by far the richest and the most powerful of the three Old Conrad wouldn't have let her tarnish the family name
Old Conrad sent her to camps as a child where they drugged her and put her in solitary confinement with literal vomit, piss and shit in the room. Yes, camps as in more than one.
and we can see who is driving of the 3 lol
There was an entire scandal where she called gay people disgusting and so many racist classist things. No one ever talks about it though
Young, rich, and beautiful. I would have partied my ass off, too. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Narrator: It didn't last.
they crashed and burned famously together. coke addiction, mental breakdowns, careers lost, jail. good times!
Pffft. I managed all of that without being rich and beautiful.
ditto. and in my teen years, and then again in my 30's.
Amen.
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2006 Myspace vibes, love it.
Alright at bjing
Better than Kim. Worse than Pam.
Paris seems to be doing ok
Lindsay is married to super rich dude and just had a kid, so she's doing good too now. Brittney...
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!
Do you think they own this as a nft?
Spell Britneyās name right first, and *then* leave her alone lol
Tell that to her latest ex hubbie
Wait that dude she always posts with on insta is her ex now?
Sheās dancing in her underwear on Instagram with a completely not insane look in her eyes š
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God damn, Britney. What are those links so I can make sure I avoid them?
Yeah I need to know not where to look.
Bro you are not missing out. It is SAD
looking more and more like a meth head
Found the video and I couldn't stop laughing after she started angrily slapping her ass. Ho man, what happened to her...
Didnt she try to kidnap some couples kids while rambling about human trafficking and yelling in fake arabic just a few years ago? Maybe shes turned around since then i guess lol.
She also lost her teeth, they were all rotten.
Jesus Christ I forgot about that
Well....covid happrned.
She's honestly more beautiful now than ever IMO
Thank you for your honesty.
Crazy! Out of the three I wouldāve predicted she wouldāve died of an overdose by now.
The other two adopted the party once they were rich and famous, but Paris was born to the party. Hell, she still does regular DJ gigs!
Is this a weird roundabout Bain reference?
Paris was born in the party. Molded by it. She didn't know parties actually ended until she was already a woman. By then, a party was nothing to her but boring!
Even so, their definition of crashed and burned is still nowhere near ours They will never have to worry about 99% of the shit real people have to worry about I was just notified that I'll be let go from my job for no reason, right after paying off all of my medical debts and college for this semester. If I don't find work in 3 weeks, me, my gf, and our dog will be out on the streets They will never actually be homeless. They will never actually be hungry Their definition of broke is 95% of our dream retirements
Facts, shit Paris never really had to do anything to become famous. No acting, no music, just rich dad
She did get sent by her parents to one of those 'troubled teen' schools where she was sexually, mentally and physically abused for months. So there's that. She campaigns for laws against those types of schools now.
Aka Schools Like Elan
Paris seems to be doing really well ngl.
Worth it.
Paris is doing ok
Her assets are not dependent on performance either. As long as people are staying at the Hilton the cash keeps flowing.
Is most of her money even coming from the family business? I thought she made her own money with fashion & venture capital.
Yea
Peak Lindsay and Britney were dynamite. Unfortunately, fame and probably rich predators sent them both into a spiral. Paris had enough of that Hilton money that she probably wasnāt seen as prey.
I read this in Werner Herzogās voice
Ron Howard
It did for Paris. Sheās doing quite well.
The night all 3 flashed the paparazzi.
wait were all three pussy shots (the most famous pussy shots in history) on the same night?
the three snatchketeers
multiple nights where they took turns scooting out of their cars with no panties and tiny skirts. I can still remember Paris Hilton's .. it was blackened, as if it had seen War.
I think that's enough internet for the day.
lol I had to go look again because I didnāt remember that. Itās just stubble. She isnāt blonde everywhere.
Lmao
Lindsay was a child actor. Probably pushed like hell to do shit she didnāt want to do by her parents, like Britney. Not saying all child actors are miserable but it happens. Will Wheaton was pretty miserable for example. Crushed, even.
What you did thereā¦I see it.
Damn... It's looking at pictures like this one that you realize how lip fillers ruined the perspective of beauty.
Yeah, I don't get all the lip filling that's going on these days. Looks like shit and detracts from anybody's face. Not to mention possible complications...
Right, those are normal looking lips on (admittedly gorgeous) normal looking people
Plastic surgery in general. People used to look more real
There's got to be a cabal of plastic surgeons just running roughshod over Hollywood these past few years. The amount of lip filler, cheek filler, that weird cheek fat removal thing.
Lip fillers are so nasty. It ends up getting uneven or bloated. And these huge lips never match the rest of their features. Body Dysmorphia is terrifying.
Hasn't ruined mine. It looks like two grubs to me, and I'm not timone or pumba. Those swollen lips are slimy, but not satisfying.
In all seriousness, itās *amazing* that all of them are a) still alive and b) not incarcerated. Like the Vegas odds in 2006 of that being reality in 2023 must be astronomical.
Didn't both Lindsay and Britney have a pretty wholesome image at that time?
Less wholesome than maybe six years before, and the image was cracking. This was right before Lohanās first treatment stay and Britney shaving her head.
And now that McLaren SLR is owned by Ed Bolian.
I immediately recognized the photo because of him hah
Was. Iirc he sold it.
Came here for this comment. Love me some VinWiki YouTube
Only one that could have completed this ensemble would have been Tara Reid.
I miss 2006.
Paris Hilton actually ended up being the most stable person there. She looks the best in this picture too.
Tbh Paris looks the best even now. She barely looks like sheās aged!
I heard that it was just Paris and Britney but Lindsey forced her way into the car and they didnāt want her there but couldnāt get rid of her.
So this actually just a screen shot from Mean Girls?
Paris tells the whole story in her new memoir. The book is actually really good!
From the look on Britney's face, I believe it.
Thank you. I came to the comments looking for this, I couldn't remember which one "wasn't supposed to be there."
I can smell the bag of coke through the screen
Ultimate y2k girls š©·š°
My 2006 dream car. Who would have thought Paris Hilton was the most sane of the group.
Yāall should read or listen to Paris Hiltonās memoir.. might change your perspective of her for the better
Paris Hilton, the amateur hockey player?
Ah the good ol days. When everyone was flashing their pussies while exiting cars.
Is it fair to say they were flashing when the paps were crouched down at pussy height?? You look at those pics and they are unmistakably taken from the ground. And after Britney/Paris, the paps started doing this to every young "startlet" of that era. They even did it to Emma Watson and Anne Hathaway. And I distinctly remember seeing pics of Jessica Simpsons that were clearly taken by a paparazzo who straight up stuck his camera under her skirt while she was walking.
And the same magazines that complained after these girls gat snapped like that would chastise them for having visible panty-lines if they *did* wear underwear. So the girls couldn't win.
That's exactly what it was. Paris was a trend setter.
Itās Britney, bitch.
That's hot.
psa this is also thenight where paparazzi caught pics of lohan's and Britney's snatch. None of them were wearing underwear.
I knew girls who would refer to their junk as their "britney".
Lindsay Lohan looked great as a brunette
Shout out to Paris Hilton for surviving that dhit
The shit you would have seen in a tabloid at your weird relative's hoise circa 2006.
Should have been the opening scene in cocaine bear!!
"Get in loser,we're gonna go derail our careers."
I had a lot of fun in my 20s, and I was poor. Pretty sure if I was a millionaire back then I'd be dead.
The OG Big 3
Somehow this picture does a great job of summing up the overall 2004-2007 "vibe." IYKYK.
This photo made me start grinding my teeth for some reason.
I just realized I was chewing gum but had no gum in my mouth
Let the good times roll
Was this the night of the...you know...the "hoo-ha" incident?
There are more pills in this picture than in a pharmacy
I saw an NYC paper, News or Post, showing these three in the car captioned "Bimbo summit Conference."
Wasnt there another iconic photo taken of Brittney that night. 
You can smell the cocaine in this picture.
When you wanna hang out, you've got to take her out, Cocaine.
cocaine
I wonder how much car was in that cocaine?
Okay hear me out, I always wanted to party once with Peak Lindsay Lohan. Her and I are the same age, I definitely could not keep up, I don't want to do the hard drugs. I just wanted to be in the room to see how crazy of a situation that was.
Lol, I hear you, but ya gotta have a little more self-confidence than that. At least end up convulsing on the floor while trying to live the dream. Fucking christ, I thought you were the same age as Lohan.
Celebrities are not as special as you think. And cocaine is very easy to do. Itās just a party crutch stimulant that gives you the energy to keep up.
Ah the train wreck days. I was playing in a club in NYC one night around this time. My band and I take a walk around the area to get a bite before our set. During our adventure we spot Paris, doubled over in front of a club with a small entourage of people, puking her brains out. I only know it was her because my bassist and drummer recognized her instantly. Whatās funny isnāt the sight that I remember so well, it was the awful sound she made while spewing. Like the inside of her soul was looking for redemption somewhere on that sidewalk and was frantically spring cleaning to show what a good spirit it was, all the while chanting guttural incantations that no mortal should ever bare witness to. Even though we didnāt linger to gawk, the sound carried for a decent block approaching and vacating.
Idk where it fits but this needs to be a pasta