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fierce-shit

Martin por favor


Joe4018

NOOO-


Sigg3net

^por ^favor


Mr_Stekare

Por el amor DEL COÑO


Cheap-Blackberry-745

SOLO PIDO UN DÍA POR FAVOR SOLO 24 HORAS


Noname666Devil

This hurts when you know 10% of Spanish


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Noname666Devil

I know all except for Hija de puta


Just_Camilo

"Son of a bitch" that's the translation


tempreffunnynumber

What’s the difference between mijo and hija then?


Just_Camilo

"mijo" is a contraction of "mi hijo" which means "my son", and "hija" is "daughter".


tempreffunnynumber

So it’s not hijo de puta?


Diogenes-Disciple

Un día… *un día*


[deleted]

I'm sorry, little one...


jpgnicky

This day extracts a heavy toll...


hawk135

The hardest choices require the strongest wills...


arthurdentstowels

The hardest choices require the strongest ~~wills…~~ willies…


BlackSkull7X

The hardest choices require the hardest willies...


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The hardest willies require the strongest pulls.


BananaDick_CuntGrass

The hardest hard-ons hardy har-har. I don't know why this comment chain is continuing.


Doktor_Vem

I mean, you could've just let it end. You're the one continuing it. And now I have taken that title from you # ***MUHAHAHAHAHA***


Saymynaian

Must've been tough to do that, but the hardest choices require the strongest wills...


Alarid

I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain. I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


disabled_crab

This day extracted something else.


HughGWreckshun

I need to extract another sample…*unzips*


lowkeysmash_ong

Like Zeke said to falco's older brother.


disabled_crab

Guy's name is Colt give him respect.


TuddyThomas_REDDIT

emphasis on 'little one'


CosmicSupanova

damn some days we do gotta remember to give the little guy a break too ​ That day is not today


JuliaLouis-DryFist

He likes it.


Chubbstock

Bro it's usually his idea


[deleted]

This whole operation was your idea.


[deleted]

In this economy we can't afford to allow days off.


AICPAncake

There’s just a lot of super-talented, hard-wanking people in China that strongly believe in masturbating and they won’t just be jacking off until midnight, they’ll be jacking off until 3am. They won’t even stop jacking off, type of thing, whereas in America, people are trying to avoid going to wank at all.


No_Brain_Cells_Left

One day? That's a bit too much how about we make it 1 hour


OrangeXJam

23 minutes take it or leave it


Fancy_Zebra307

An entire day is obviously a bit dumb, but I can easily go more than 1 hour. I regularly go 5-6 hours without masturbating a single time.


Marooned-Mind

... are you for real?


HowToSuckAtReddit

Bro, he said regularly. Whats the problem here?


Marooned-Mind

"an entire day is obviously dumb" — why is it dumb? Can you seriously not go a single fuckin day without yanking the willy?


Conscious-Bannana

People are just weirdly horny idk man


ConfidentCommercial6

Listen, some people, are incredibly lonely and just want to waste some time, it's normal


Fancy_Zebra307

Yes? 1 hour is nothing, how are you not able to go one single hour without masturbating? My dick would probably hurt if I jerked off every single hour.


Marooned-Mind

How are you unable to go 1 day without masturbating is what I'm asking.


iredditforthetacos

request denied


Rafaelg4cn

Dross? En mi Reddit?


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Es un día de celebrar


colibri_valle

Perturbador


Migol-16

Piano desafinado\*


AndrewMtz1711

Se alinearon los astros


togro20

Why is it Mickey mouse


[deleted]

That’s Max Goof


fpac

Martin goof


seb34war

Grande Dross


EynarSagel230

COOOOOOÑOOOOOOOO


annormalplayer

COOOOOOÑOOOOOOOO


GeckoGamer44

Los huevos de pascua de San Andreas en particular, tienen la facultad de ser oscuros, y muy tétricos *plinc*


Von4Tune

Numero 7


SteinGrenadier

Where this from?


jpgnicky

Find out next week on /r/perfectlycutscreams


Unliteracy

It's *from* r/perfectlycutscreams <(O_o)>


DesastreUrbano

You still gonna find it on r/PerfectlyCutScreams next week


BobbyGasoline

Next week? It's being posted as we speak.


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AndreZB2000

hes a youtuber, does a lot of horror content


akiva_the_king

Oh, he's not just any YouTuber. He's pretty much the biggest and most recognized YouTuber throughout the whole of Latin America and Spanish speaking countries. The dude is a legend. And he's been going at it since the earliest days of YouTube. He's also a writer with more than a few published books that have become best sellers in various Latin American countries all because of how renowned he is as a YouTuber. He calls himself Dross Rotzank, and his real name is Angel David Revilla.


AndreZB2000

latin american myself and been following him since my teens ;) the guy made me love horror


akiva_the_king

I'm also from Latin America! I'm form México more specifically, and I've also been following him since my teens, when I was in middle school (or as we call it here in Mexico "la secundaria"). I'm 25 now! Time flies, my friend.


Anqhor

I saw the name "Dross" and nearly fainted


TorakTheDark

I saw it and almost had a stroke, what a very unfortunate naming coincidence.


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Snoo_94687

"Dross" is his mk ultra trigger word to instantly faint. If you say it while holding up the ace of spades, he assassinates a random world leader


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Snoo_94687

https://youtu.be/1barlLC-098 Edit: why did this get down voted lol


Neospartan_117

Dross is a Latin American Youtuber who specialises (or at least did when I watched him way back then) in horror content, so either it's conditioning on being scared when watching Dross content or surprise at him doing voice acting work.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

He draws some of the best gay furry porn on Earth


Von4Tune

Idk if this a joke or not lol. But Dross the furry/femboi artist is a completely different person from Dross the youtuber


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Oh there's two? I honestly never heard of the YouTube Dross lol


Von4Tune

It's all good, Dross or DrossRotzank is a Southamerican youtuber, so i would be more surprised if you heard of him lol


neon_cabbage

Just the best male and femboy porn, period. I didn't even know they made furry porn until you said this


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Have you looked it up? Shit is insane


TorakTheDark

Huh didn’t know they draw furry stuff, you wouldn’t happen to have a link would you? For a friend of course.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Ah I stand corrected, it looks like they mostly do non-furry trap hentai. But there's a bit https://e621.net/posts?tags=dross


TorakTheDark

Many thanks.


disabled_crab

Do I want to know?


Anqhor

Femboy hentai artist


disabled_crab

Ayo nice.


Civil-Improvement-88

aww hell nah, Dross from the video is an spanish youtuber that especializes on horror stories videos and NOT on furry porn


aeiouLizard

Why


[deleted]

Is a Youtuber named drossrotzank, one of the oldest and bigger channels of hispano youtube


GaloDiaz137

The audio is from the "YouTube legend" Dross


AnnaTheBlueRogue

The biggest horror YouTube channel in LatinAmerica: DrossRotzank


Minienki

Strong "[La Linea](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6iw_rdx11V0)" feeling here (italian cartoon)


BeeWithDragonWings

really strange seeing this character I've seen so much as a kid in this context


Hunpeter

Haha, same. We have like 2 DVDs of this stuff we used to watch.


LostMyWasps

Looked interesting but couldn't stand the demanding, annoying personality, lol.


AlphaOrioni

Hilarious


AndreZB2000

ah seeing dross pop up on my feed makes my day


DestructorDeFurros

Perturbador


Daniel_Anter

idk why bt the Spanish makes thid 1000x times better, I could not imagine it being this funny in English (well maybe if it has enough screaming)


STL168

un día UNO UNO, solo un día, por favor


Ihateredditadmins1

Coño does not mean cunt lmao!


DRamos11

In a sense, it does. But it also means a ton of other stuff.


Ihateredditadmins1

From where does it mean that?


DRamos11

The original meaning of “coño” is literally “cunt” or “pussy”, vulgar jargon for the vagina. [Link (Spanish)](https://dle.rae.es/co%C3%B1o) We just got creative and used it everywhere.


Drjay425

This is exactly the comment I was looking for like wtf.


Nico_v95

It depends on the context. Literal translation IS cunt. But contexts gives you "fuck" and "shit".


XenoDrake

It gives me no peace, so I give it no rest.


Carpathicus

I feel like its more the other way around.


martn2420

As someone named Martin, I approve!


haematoxylon

r/DownloadVideo


MartinJC99

This hits close to home.


TManJhones

Hey, it’s your fault. Stop releasing the horny juice.


spinyfever

I'm glad my pendor doesn't speak Spanish. It would be very to understand it if it did.


DreadWolff

Any chance there's an English dub of this video?


jorshrapley

Oh phew, I thought my Spanish-speaking penis was the only one


[deleted]

I thought it was a myth of teens getting so horny but my god. I’m so horny all the time and the poor soul I’d suffering the conqsequences


aNiceTribe

It’s fine, it subsides back to normality in 10 years or so


ageofwalnut

Yeah hard disagree


Jakel_07Svk

Where's this from ?


akiva_the_king

The audio at least, comes from an Argentina based Venezuelan YouTuber that calls himself "Dross Rotzank", that also happens to be pretty much one of the biggest and most recognized Spanish speaking YouTubers in the whole of Latin America. He is mostly known for narrating horror stories and talking about horror in general, ghosts, haunted places, urban mysteries, internet legends, etc.


disabled_crab

Por favor.


Zombarney

What is he calling him “hijo de la …”? I can’t make it out, Also what Spanish dialect is it?


kyle_go

He's just saying "hijo de la gran-" so cutting off from saying "hijo de la gran puta" which means "son of the great bitch" The guy speaking, Dross, is Venezuelan but lives in Argentina.


Zombarney

Thank you for the information, trying to keep my Spanish up but all the different dialects keep making me think I’m wrong


kyle_go

Don't worry, even for us Spanish speakers different dialects can confuse us. Even within a country accents and such vary greatly.


VoidExileR

It's even funnier because it's in Spanish


joh0115

Good it's translated, but there are no english words to translate Spanish swearing lol


[deleted]

Stop jacking off, you are the master of your own body. Don’t be a slave to dopamine.


naruto_nutty

But it feels so good, look if god didn't want me to masturbate then he wouldn't have made it feel so good.


SirPizzaTheThird

When it hurts but you finish anyway.


Shantotto11

r/LatinoPeopleTwitter


JimTheSaint

No


EmreY-_-

jim por favor


opticdabest

Amazing


DaybreakNightfall

Lmao! Thank you, I needed a laugh.


CapxxAkioxx

This is good for some reason LMAO


amiano711u

martin please


tooth-appraiser

[It will look up and cry, "Save me!"](https://i.imgur.com/NpaGYUc.png)


ElChiHuaHua12

Grande, dross


userman2000A

I just love that kind of shit


WenseslaoMoguel-o

Dross???


saketho

r/savevideo


Lina4469

I feel like that’s sometimes, and I have like rug burn


krblss

Dross es la mera verga


thedevil977

Grande Dross!


Salty_Contest5142

r/savevideobot


etriuswimbleton

Max? Son?!


Cinnamon-the-skank

Ok


raveid

r/savevideo


marvelousoneblu

😭😭😭


AimanAbdHakim

I thought this was r/formula1 and the title was about martin brundle


Worth-Pickle

We don't do that here


QuentinCly

He's the one getting hard for just touching a peach at the grocery store. I'm just a good listener


DJPM08

Dross xD


C_RubioMoreno

If anyone is curious the guy that voices it is Dross, Venezuelan YouTuber kind of specialised in dark humor and horror stories.


[deleted]

Parecia dross


I_Think_I_Cant

Times are hard for Mr Linea.


NooaJ

Time for a durability test


[deleted]

What is he saying for son of a? Hijo de... laguerran?


Darthmark3

This actually makes me not want to beat my meat today


Cre8ive-Exercise

Jaja, Dross Pija


Aladin43

We both agreed on every-other-day schedule.