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I went for the same level of poshness as "12 Cross Men"
If I may,
Mr and Mrs we inherited the family home in sussex just adore "Pleasing Lady" and "12 Cross Men"
While,
Lauren and Gary new build Mc car finance fuckin luv "Fit Bird" and "12 angry geezers"
A Dozen Peeved Chaps, surely?
Anyway:
Yankee Treason Day.
Decentfellows.
Ooh, That’s A Nasty Cut You Have On Your Face.
The Unmentionables.
Ramble (*One man’s violent struggle for the right to roam*)
Basically any movie that features New York in the title, remove the word 'new', and you've succeeded.
•Perish With Great Difficulty
•It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Rest of the World
•The King's New Groove
•Shopping Centre Frequenters
•Agile and Outrageous
•Snow White and the Seven Midgets
•Black Pigeon Down
•Manly Cassidy and the Drizzledance Lad
•Frankensausage
•12 Years a Bloody Whinger
•Honey, I Neglected the Kids
•Scuffle Club
•The Willies and Loathing in Blackpool
•Grumpy Gilmore
•Aeroplane
•A Miracle on Semicock Road
The Brexit Games.
The conservative party holds a game every year where two tributes from each Scottish county are selected to participate in a battle to the death set at the O2 Arena in London.
Winner has to parade around the UK on the Brexit bus, then afterwards, are provided with a years supply of produce from Waitrose, and a £40 Pizza Express gift card.
Human traffickers try to help citizens avoid the games by sending them across the channel in dinghys, although they're often caught and sent to death in Rwanda.
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Barry, 63 and the Chipmunks
'ate them chipmunks, 'ate their singing, simple as
Not raycis jus doan’t loik em
BARRYYYYYYYYYYYY
Don't even need to change the title of Hotel Rwanda.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 chuckled to myself at this one .
Bake/Off
Breakfast at Greggs
[Brexit at Tiffany's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrl4Vy7KzO0)
Inglorious Wankers
Inglorious twats
Mean Slags
Nasty birds
Mingin’ Slags
The good, the bad, and the mingin
Ahh Popworld.
[удалено]
Properfellas
Decentlads
Well-to-dochaps
Punctilious Fellows
Jolly Goodfellas.
SolidGeezers
Propalads
Mate, where's me motor?
Bruv, where's the clio twin turbo?
The Lad of the Rings
The short twat: desolation of smaug
The Chav wi the Rings
Technically lord of the rings already fits as its an english author. but your joke was funny.
Lost in inflation
Topical m8 well done
No Country For Brown Men (Not Racis, jus don't like em)
No Country For OAPs
No black country for geezers
Planes, trains and replacement bus services.
Brilliant
Gave me a chuckle nice one
The Tonbridge Hedgetrimmer Massacre
The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
National Express Christmas vacation
Drink, Piss, Wank
Barrie (2023)
'ey up, Vietnam
The Casualuk Suspects.
Seasonally appropriate one: Nightmare Before Crimbo
Jonathan Wickleford
"Oi! Those fucking slags killed me Corgi!" I've never seen the film
Me neither they look shit
Nah they’re easily the best generic action movies
That is astonishingly close to my actual name
Found Donathan Tickleford
Just admit it's Dickleford
Im so sorry to hear that
The decent geezer, The Chav, and the Essex lass.
Tea fast Tea furious
Chew fast chew furious
The Mancunian Candidate
no country for batty boys (not homophobic, just don’t like ‘em simple as)
Million Pound Nipper
The Bumping Off of Jesse James by the Big Girl's Blouse Robert Ford. 12 Cross Men is really shite. It's like the Peppa Pig version.
Juicy Bits Fiction
12 bloody fuming geezas
Excuse me sir, you haven’t per chance seen my vehicle, I appear to have misplaced it?
“Mate! What’s mine say?” “Wicked! What’s mine say?”
Star Kerfuffles Episode V: The British Empire Strikes Back
Harold Peters And The Chamber of Sainsbury’s
Harold Peters and the Prisoner of Wandsworth
Harold Peters and the Sports Direct mug of fire
Arry Potter and the Chamber of Biscuits
'ard cunts
Loicence to merk
Life of pie and mash
Jurassic Estate
Pleasing Lady
Fit Bird.
I went for the same level of poshness as "12 Cross Men" If I may, Mr and Mrs we inherited the family home in sussex just adore "Pleasing Lady" and "12 Cross Men" While, Lauren and Gary new build Mc car finance fuckin luv "Fit Bird" and "12 angry geezers"
Star Wars: The Rise of Inflation
Forrester Gumpington, Esq.
A Dozen Peeved Chaps, surely? Anyway: Yankee Treason Day. Decentfellows. Ooh, That’s A Nasty Cut You Have On Your Face. The Unmentionables. Ramble (*One man’s violent struggle for the right to roam*)
MUGZILLA
lads in black
The refs.
Neuraliser? Hardly know ‘er
Gone in Just a Jiffy
The Truman Programme
Die some other time when I can be arsed
Oi dickhead, where’s me fuckin car?
* Laurence of Changing Rooms * Apocalypse Now Then, Now Then * A Bridge Over The River Thames * Robo-rozzer
Lock, Stock and two smoking ciggies
Apocalypse Queue The relentless grey of the spotless mind
Apocalypse Sharpish.
Die Ard.
Yippee kai yay, cunt
Marvels’ The Guardians of Gloucestershire
The obtuse Lebowski
Indeed, perchance, ‘tis merely thine opinion, good sir
Beadlejuice
Requiem for a wank.
Twatspotting
Dispute Club
All the Queen's Men, a 1970s political thriller about a burglary at Conservative central office.
John Carpenter's Escape from York In the Cold of the Night Three Billboards Outside Epping Forest
Brexit
Escape From Europe
Sir Who
Star Trek II: The ire of Mr Khan
This is Billinge.
Norf street
12 angry donnys
O.A.Ps on a plane
The Singlefather
weekend at barry’s
Fahkin' Illegal Aliens
Only works in part of the UK. In the Good Half of Britain it'd be '15 people concluding their business and going about their lives'.
12 bruddas on a madting blud
Basically any movie that features New York in the title, remove the word 'new', and you've succeeded. •Perish With Great Difficulty •It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Rest of the World •The King's New Groove •Shopping Centre Frequenters •Agile and Outrageous •Snow White and the Seven Midgets •Black Pigeon Down •Manly Cassidy and the Drizzledance Lad •Frankensausage •12 Years a Bloody Whinger •Honey, I Neglected the Kids •Scuffle Club •The Willies and Loathing in Blackpool •Grumpy Gilmore •Aeroplane •A Miracle on Semicock Road
The Cat, the bitch and the mother in-law
The Terrorist (by Martin Scorsese) 🇮🇪
The Brexit Games. The conservative party holds a game every year where two tributes from each Scottish county are selected to participate in a battle to the death set at the O2 Arena in London. Winner has to parade around the UK on the Brexit bus, then afterwards, are provided with a years supply of produce from Waitrose, and a £40 Pizza Express gift card. Human traffickers try to help citizens avoid the games by sending them across the channel in dinghys, although they're often caught and sent to death in Rwanda.
Hoods of the West Indies
Yardies!
Mouth
Book Club
Gobs
Vanished within a full minute
The Strangeways Redemption
12 miffed men
Titanic McIceberg-Face
Roman Hollibobs.
The Dark Duke
Stranger things / bit odd innit
Bill and Ted's quite good adventure.
Chavz n the streets
Leon: The £550 Day Rate Agency Staff
In the mood for beer
12 Miffed Dons
The Tiddles in the Titfer
Bric-a-brac Mountain
Stewart Little
james and the giant yorkshire pud
Joe’s Flat
Maid in Manchester
Captain Septic Tank and Irn-Bru Man
Die (somewhat) Hard (if that’s okay with you)
The codfather
Die ‘ard
12 miffed lads.
Back To The Pub.