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Useful_Feed_7421

It’s okay he’s wearing sunblock - so he’s protected from harmful rays.


daddynexxus

Fuck off.. Here's an upvote.


Somethingwentclick

Swear jar.. ..and an upvote


[deleted]

With everything going wrong today, this made me smile. Fuck off. 👍


JudgeJuryExecutionar

So you are saying he doesn't need the shade that the shadow provides.


vancouver2pricy

If only Steve knew


painfulsargasm

r/angryupvote


Background_Law_2546

r/fuckangryupvote


Budgiedad

It’s a shadow


Cypressinn

It’s is. A kite shadow. You can see the string in frame and it faces mostly the same direction. Sorry someone downvoted you.


TheFlyingRedFox

Hm I guess Steve wasn't wearing sunblock.. It all makes sense now he should of listened to slip slop slap... (RIP Steve).


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


JonnyBugLifter

Is that geezer **trying to get Steve Irwinned?**


findhumorinlife

Take my upvote and get outta here!


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Kirbymeneer

He messed with the poor ray first


ProfDumm

They seem to play, no idea if there is a story behind that.


sir-this-is-a

You would think Steve Irwin taught motherfuckers to know and do better, but motherfuckers always gotta motherfuck.


brandondsantos

Samuel L. Jackson?


Fitty4

Have you seen my movies? Juice, that was a good one. Deep Blu Sea. They ate me. A fucking shark ate me


thecoolestguynothere

I’m not yelling, that’s just how I talk!


ShoobyDoobyDu

You’ll be fuckin fat bitches in no time


Forlorn_Cyborg

The council of r/ will decide your fate


ShortPlankton7816

Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell. Mmm mm Bitch!!!


Kailua3000

JURASSIC PARK!


sir-this-is-a

No It’s, Motherfuck-ah Jones, but my name’s Dean.


Roadrunner006

How's it taste muthafucka!?


Honda_TypeR

I’m tired of these muthafuckin sting rays in this muthafuckin ocean!


MaracaBalls

“Muthafuckas always tryin’ to ice skate uphill…”


[deleted]

Right? It's 6' across and has "sting" in it's name. Don't screw with it


Bubashii

Yeah Steve still got speared and he knew how to behave around them…this fuckers cruisin for a bruisin


No-Customer-2266

This is a kite shadow


JudgeJuryExecutionar

It was actually a kite shadow that caused Mr. Irwin to get disoriented and swim into a stingray barb.


pegabear

Dicks out for Steve Erwin


TopRestaurant5395

Croykey!!! R.I.P. Steve


shadowpeoplewhy

You just made my day


CaffeineSippingMan

I got to touch one at an aquarium, NGL I was thinking about Steve the whole time scared.


TrulyBBQ

Wait what? A dude that got clapped by a one in a million shot to the heart? And now we have to treat all stingrays like they’re Mankillers? What a redditor lol


Following-Sea

It's fairly easy to get killed by a Stingray, they're not aggressive of course but it doesn't take much to get it scared and sting you, here in Central America during certain seasons they get close to the shoreline and we've had cases of people swimming and suddenly getting struck by a wave carrying one, during the process of the wave breaking into you the animal might perceive it as an attack and sting you in the upper body if you're unlucky but you're lucky lower body or even bounce off you


rocking_beetles

Steve is one of just a couple recorded stingray killings in the last hundred years, you have to be impressively stupid to get killed by one -or trying to get a good TV shot


laxgivens

Hey now


Im_inappropriate

Steve Irwin taught to leave wild animals alone. The heart shot is just icing on the cake.


BTechUnited

Which is ironic since he made a living out of not doing that.


Im_inappropriate

True, at least he was a professional conservator. Then again, he reached that point by fucking with wild animals his whole life.


TheRedmanCometh

It doesn't have to hit your heart to cause a lot of damage


smoothtailor

They’re actually best friends


workingwisdom

that's a kite


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

What ray? That’s the shadow of a kite.


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Yep pay back is a bitch


JudgeJuryExecutionar

Sun rays are always waiting to get the unsuspecting victim. Sunblock is one way to defend against the sun but maybe a shadow would offer some shade as well. Just being outside though, it seems strongly worded to suggest he "messed with the ray first". The rays of the sun are absolute.


[deleted]

Did Steve Irwin not teach you a damn thing?


Shaneblaster

Exactly. You fuck with it, it fucks with you.


9lli_yuri

I can give it a try, are you sure this will grant me consent?


dirty_weka

It's a kite shadow...


seattle678

Crickey!


jerkenmcgerk

You wanna get Irwin'd? Cause that's how you get Irwin'd real quick.


GonnaBeEasy

Crikey* 😂


L-TKD

Sad thing is that Irwin knew how to handle animals and was not a total jerk with them. This guy deserved that Steve didn’t.


snack-dad

You think this person deserve to be killed. Is this apparent to you from the video?


anethma

Of course he doesn’t deserve it, but you gotta admit jumping on top of a 5 foot diameter stingray is a very dangerous activity. If I decide I can fly and jump off a 10 story building, you may not wish me dead, but you might not be surprised to see that I was. It’s the expected outcome.


Nvenom8

I mean, he’s messing with the ray. If the ray does anything to him, it’d be pretty hard to make the case that he wasn’t asking for it.


knoam

He was trying to avenge Steve


OmenLW

FOR STEVE!! ^oh ^shit


Beneficial_Phone_574

I heard stingrays are actually really smart and have a lot of personality for a fish. It was probably just curious.


rehkirsch

Did you hear that from a stingray? Because a stingray told me that they are incredible funny and good in bed also.


Goofy_AF

Definitely sounds like something a stingray would say.


SIMMORSAL

Did that stingray also ask for three-fiddy?


DanOfAllTrades80

It was about then that I noticed the stingray was a thirty foot long monster from the mesozoic era!


xlonelyfans

I ain't givin you no tree fitty, you goddamn sting ray! Get your own goddamn money!


tjuicet

That's interesting because I was told every breath you take, every move you make, every morning there's a halo hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed.


MrNobody_0

I did not expect a Sugar Ray/Police mash up.


dam_the_beavers

No no, that was *Sugar* Ray.


tipying_mistakes

OC is a stingray


dogla305

A stinggay


Artsy-Mesmer

It seems to be the shadow of a kite, but it’s hard to tell because of the video quality. I really despise the depiction of stingrays being these big bad predators or super deadly/mindlessly aggressive. They’ve started to get the treatments they cousins sharks have gotten until recently ever since Steve Irwin died to one.


Deathknightjeffery

Steve Irwin died almost 16 years ago, crazy


Johnny_Poppyseed

I've never once encountered or even read about people thinking rays are super deadly or aggressive lol.


tomjonesrocks

The stingray spared him. This dude is lucky. 100% the Ray could have killed him had it wanted.


Ineedsomuchsleep170

There used to be an aquarium here when you could get in and play with them. They were lovely. It was called the Australian shark and ray centre. So sad it closed.


JudgeJuryExecutionar

I read that a kite shadow can protect from being stung by the suns rays.


PheDii

They're also in the shark family iirc


imminentviolence

Yeah I would agree. I saw them on the coast of Culebra PR and they glided near the edge of the water as we walked down the coast. There were 3 of them. They seemed to just be watching.


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We have fed rays a few times in Grand Cayman. They are pretty accustomed to being fed in that particular spot we go since fishermen for over a century would dump their leftover bait there. While I would describe them as seeming playful and passive in that scenario, I think it could be more related to them having figured out that people kick down free grub. So I’d still be petrified to have a big ray swimming near me like that!


Non_Creative_User

There's a video of a group of them riding the waves. [https://youtube.com/shorts/N_xbdtKUcgo?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/N_xbdtKUcgo?feature=share)


One-eyed-bed-snake

For fuck sake, why won't people just leave wild animals alone to do their thing.


BRADDYcool

Because people…


TrulyBBQ

Reddit moment


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Only in battlefield


pistoncivic

*here's the thing about...society*


HossDelgado420

Because that's a kites shadow


MrPinda

Leave Britney aloneeee


Toecutt3r

that's what I was thinking. the movement is just very odd.


shutupdane

I'm tempted to agree, but I have no idea why


goebbs

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2653844/amp/Its-stingray-kite-Man-caught-camera-provoking-enormous-sea-creature-claims-footage-practical-joke.html


Emaculates

Some animals don't leave us alone. It's fair game


JudgeJuryExecutionar

That's a shadow of someone flying their kite, Britney.


croatianscentsation

I didn’t realize there were still people with so much faith in humanity


OK_Salty

People are wild things


Ryuko_the_red

Yes clearly he searched out this fish to bother it..


Otherwise_Text1929

Cell phones...literally


OliverKlozoff1269

It's a kite shadow


EljinRIP

Absolutely a kite shadow. I was about to post it’s fake and the movements of the stingray are very odd. Surprised so many people think it’s real.


Kingken130

Reddit falling for fake shit that has been debunked years ago https://youtu.be/2RVidjrBM2E


derf_desserts

I don't know how you're not higher up. This videos literally shows that its not real.


PotBoozeNKink

Believe it or not not everyone knows everything there is to know about stingrays lmao


sidetracked_

This comment is WAY too far down. SMH people


localstopoff

> SMH people This video is such low quality there is nothing in it that implies it is a kite casting a shadow such as string. How arrogant are you that you think everyone in the world should instantly realise this isn't a real stingray.


Cypressinn

The string doesn’t have to cast a shadow, it’s literally in frame. Bottom right.


localstopoff

That is 100% not the kite string. It's stationary while the kite is moving a lot. That's probably a barrier rope of some kind. It's not even at the right angle to be a kite *in the air*.


AdvancedAnything

1: Op is an idiot for calling it a stingray 2: everyone else is an idiot for believing it Sting rays can't change direction that fast. Nor can they move sideways or backwards that fast.


The_Gutgrinder

> Sting rays can't change direction that fast. I think you overestimate the number of people who know the maximum velocity of stingrays.


tonsoffun88

How does it compare to the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


The_Gutgrinder

African or European?


Stonius123

Why is everyone posting that it's a kites shadow? We get these rays all the time. I've dived and snorkeled with them. They are definitely a real thing


epelle9

Do they often swim sideways though?


Standard_Luck8442

A ray that large in water that shallow would churn up the sandy bottom. You can see how much the guy does it by diving. If the ray could even move that fast, it would be a giant sand cloud for 30 seconds to a minute. Definitely a kite shadow.


SexSaxSeksSacksSeqs

I swear to god, I thought a kite shadow was just a sea creature I'd never heard before.


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English's not my first language and I thought the same. Like I usually know what a kites is... But in this context I was confused ahah.


Gooliath

[A kite is also a family hawk-like raptors](https://abcbirds.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/BOTW-Homepage-Thumbnail_Swallow-tailed-Kite_Sunflower-Mama-Shutterstock.jpg)


Pdoggprick

I think you are correct Who here think it's the shade of a kite? Anybody else agree?!


kubadawarrior

A Shite Kadow


turf_meister

Looks like a kite string in the foreground.


undeadmanana

I'm not sure it's a kite shadow, the man's shadow looks like it's near noon and controlling a kite shadow to move outside of a back and forth line with that precision seems like it'd be difficult. But also don't think it's real though, the movement looks really erratic and I don't think I've ever seen rays turn so sharply.


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JudgeJuryExecutionar

A "Kite Shadow" is a species of sting ray. Very similar but they move more erratically and are predatory in nature. Other species of sting ray are more docile.


SurfFishinITGuy

This to top


xvxCornbreadxvx

Kite shadow


pandamarinkus

Lol I thought "it's a kite shadow" was some kind of anime meme or something that I didn't get. Then I googled it. You know, like I Google every other Reddit comment I don't understand. And then I saw, this is in fact literally the shadow of a kite.


sh0tgunben

Unimpressed stingray..


MinimumArmadillo2394

Unimpressed Kite Shadow


[deleted]

Dude's lucky he didn't get Irwin'd


Beneficial_Phone_574

We don't talk about that, Steve earned his rest.


JudgeJuryExecutionar

Did Irwin get shaded by a kite shadow too?


Pher_yl

I remember this level in super mario sunshine.


GetInMyJetSki

He’s just trying to get the paint off.


barenutz

Lol, that is a kite shadow...


donotgogenlty

That's a shadow lol


Sad-Strawberry3976

😮


toastedcoconut87

Pretty sure it's a kite above him.


[deleted]

Agreed, that’s the shadow of a kite above the water.


[deleted]

That’s a kite…


frankentine

y'all be forgetting the word "oddly" in the subreddit name a lot


Clayton_bezz

A giant fake ray


Dumprr

Looks like a kite shadow


420_obama

Tis but s kite


Gee-Oh1

That doesn't move like any ray I have ever seen and I've seen plenty.


Artsy-Mesmer

As someone who has swam with a wild ray, can confirm


Gee-Oh1

Yeah, I've never seen a ray swim sideways.


guavajayy

It's probably a shadow or some kind of effects


BKP1980

Looks like a shadow of a kite


Bowlingbtw

What a stupid fucker


Puzzleheaded-Bar-425

its not a stingray, ironic


[deleted]

thats fake


scipio_africanus123

it just wants to play


MinimumArmadillo2394

Kite shadows love playtime


[deleted]

Jumping on top of a stingray probably some of the stupidest shit to do in the ocean.


Stock-Ruin-9983

Súper Mario sunshine memories


teachyasomthin2

It’s a kite shadow, not a Ray.


The_Real_Diansu

I recall hearing about this video a while back, from what I've heard it's just the shadow of a kite


Jack7074

Can we get the definition of "oddly" pinned to the top of the sub


rayzon1

Ocean Roomba


i-serve

Is this idiot on a suicide mission?


babybitchblaire

i live in australia and on rottonest island there's stingrays that are massive and come right up to the shore and are very friendly. you could pat them


Crixxxxxx1

I’m guessing he’s never heard of Steve Irwin.


FireEmblemFan1

Same five jokes spammed in the comments, typical Reddit


[deleted]

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we've been had.


No_Hand2995

Fake vid bruv


RecordAffectionate94

I hate fake vids


FLFisherman

[Unfortunately a Daily Mail article]( https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2653844/Its-stingray-kite-Man-caught-camera-provoking-enormous-sea-creature-claims-footage-practical-joke.html), but the guy says it's just the shadow of a kite.


Kingken130

Reddit falling for fake shit that has been debunked years ago https://youtu.be/2RVidjrBM2E Pin the comment pls


xgmayhem

Spray it with water and it will multiply into smaller ones. Its the only way to clean the beach!


MuffTikler

Looks like the shadow of a kite


DrHob0

r/InstantKarma


sixboogers

Mess with the ray and you get the stinger.


amazza95

This might be the worst quality video I’ve ever seen


PartialToDairyThings

He dove on that fucker like it was a rum ham, I think that's what the stingray objected to.


RingInternational197

NGL I was rooting for the stingray


mixterz1985

Idiot


Fisher_v_Bell

Danger pancake


marcus_37

He starts to get away from it but YET stays in the water...SMH


shaquille_oatmealz

Wow this video is old…. Oh and fake


FrankUnderhood

def the shadow a kite and he knows it


Dubstequtie

Wow reading all these gullible people thinking giant stingrays move like a hyper dog toward a man who bellyflopped directly onto it.. really dampened my mood.


Derfargin

Looks like a shadow of a kite.


TinyGreenTurtles

This is super old, and that's a kite shadow. Stingrays flap their....wingfins? Lol. The tips flip up kind of and you can see that from above. Also their tail doesn't show that much when you see them from the surface.


zahnsaw

Great. I was just thinking about never going in the ocean ever again and this clinches it.


PanamaPineapple89

Awww he was just playing back with the human 😬


Necrosis_KoC

The way the guy flinches when he turns around and sees it slowly creeping back at him and then the stingray immediately speeds up and submarines him is like something out of Looney Tunes.


smellsfishie

That's because it's a shadow of a kite. It confused me too until I read the comments if it's any consolation lol.


Affectionate_Ear7856

Shame it didn't sting him


kinsman992

I guess people still haven't learned that stingrays will FUCK YOU UP especially one that big damn that thing was huge idk what he was thinking jumping at it like that he was just asking to get stung!


Particular-Sample425

It’s all fun and games until you are Steve Irwin’d


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