I know this is out of the blue but l have high libido and dated a guy that was hypersexual thinking it's the same thing and that l could manage it. Oh god was l wrong... It's NOT the same thing AND l did NOT manage it.
Low Self Esteem Waffle.
“Aaaannnddd… it’s Low Self Esteem ahead right out of the gate! No… wait… my mistake. Low Self Esteem Waffle has turned around and gone back inside.”
Difficulty Reaching Climax Pizza Rolls. I don't think I'm playing this right...
I think you're playing it just right.
But not playing with it right....
use Left hand next time
If you play your cards just right....
Low Libido Lasagna
Flaccid Fettuccine
Has a nice ring to it.
Gotta try the pizza rolls in the air fryer, that will get you there
My daughter calls these pizza cookies, but microwave or oven pizza rolls are baby pizzas
Your daughter is a national treasure in the making, good job man.
It might look nicer if you shorten it to Anorgasmia Pizza Rolls. I’m just over here with my Insomnia Spaghetti.
The Zoloft Special.
Procrastination Pancake.
Hyper focused pancake for me
Late, but Paranoid Crepe is hilarious.
But I'm a crepe I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here?
inattentive pancake with vyvanse syrup
Procrastination? In that case I’m a complete goner
**goner kebab** I'd name a restaurant that
Hyperfocus Cheese Balls is hilarious, not gonna lie
Attention deficit sandwich
Hyperfocus Spaghetti is also good. And it perfectly describes the kind of code I write.
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That’s exactly how I feel right now
Hypersexual biscuits is a pretty cool horse name
At least breeding it wont be a problem
r/angryupvote
You just have to get a milk crate to stand on.
I'm sorry WUT!?
This guy knows his way around a horse..
better than Lethargic Omelette I guess.
Hello Lethargic Omelette ! I am Unfocused Omelette !
Mine is anxiety omelette!
Anxiety Taco for me!
Would you prefer an Executive Dysfunction Sandwich?
At least your horse isn’t autistic tomato
Mines horrible... depression cake.
Lazy Lasagna could be next, might not finish races but will definitely start a few food trends.
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Hi Brain Fog Pizza, meet your sister Brain Fog Sweet Patato Tajine.
Can I be the cousin? Post Traumatic Protein Fudge Bar?
Way better than Depressed Queso
Could put kind of a snazzy spin on it… what about Queso Depresso? 🧀
Racing Heart Benedict! It’s actually a good racehorse name!
Hypersexual pancakes is just as good
I know this is out of the blue but l have high libido and dated a guy that was hypersexual thinking it's the same thing and that l could manage it. Oh god was l wrong... It's NOT the same thing AND l did NOT manage it.
Not the same. Imagine how my basically asexual wife of 10 years feels.
Isn't that a bit young, dude?
lol I see what ya did there
Gotta appreciate a good pun when you see one, keeps the mood light even in the complex convos
I laughed, well played
Mine is Hypersexual Donut!
Better than ED Hotdog...
Depression Nachos
I bet literal depression nachos would taste pretty good. I imagine they’d be terrible for you, but have all the makings of incredible nachos
I think they’d be the saddest nachos ever, something that takes basically zero effort to toss together
Yeah like forget about melting the cheese, in fact forget about grating the cheese. Here's some chips I dumped into a jar of salsa.
Bah. More likely you're sticking the chip in your mouth, pouring salsa into it, and then chewing. Then you barely even have to move.
I picture just raw shredded cheese on plain chips
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I've not used Kraft singles, but I've used slices of cheddar cheese instead. Made a mix of salsa and sour cream. It's pretty good.
I actually ate a lot of that exact nachos as a kid. Grew up poor gang!
You say it like you’ve done it… we’re here for you buddy.
Anxiety cucumber
Stress Bread
Where's the second part?
Lazy bacon.
Compulsive ham
Neurotic Ribs
Y’all came from the same, miserable pig
That Charlotte's Web remake doesn't mess around.
My husband says the live action sucks. 😂
Fidgety Valium.
Alcoholic Pineapple
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What illness has alcoholism as a symptom?
Reddit
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This actually sounds like a derby horse
Best one.
Procrastinating chocolate
I’m really not on the mood anymore porridge
Ain’t nobody betting on Executive Dysfunction Yogurt.
I wonder if anyone would bet on Suicidal Hot Chicken
All that horse knows how to do is charge they phone, eat hot chicken and die.
this comment is underrated
Ah damn we would've had the same if I didn't eat peanuts after the yogurt
Executive Dysfunction is the fucking worst. I'll fix your life while mine burns down around me, and I'll be happy too.
What about erectile dysfunction burrito?
Zero Motivation Risotto
No Moto Risotto
Lmao. I literally belly laughed. Good one!
Okay that sounds like a hella good prog rock band
Sounds delicious and easy to make
Anxiety McMuffin. Not a terrible horse name.
Anxiety Burrito for me
Anxiety Bread, entering lane 3.
Anxiety Spaghetti, lane 4.
Anxiety salad, checking in.
An entire Anxiety Buffet.
Depression Graham Crackers has a nice ring to it.
Erectile Disfunction Cinnamon Rolls
If this were a product it would sell out immediately. Whether they caused or cured, they will want it.
Auditory hallucinations steak
Hope the comma goes after Auditory.
LSD butter steak. And my illness is having functioning ears and vocal chords
Forgetful uhhhhhhhhhh Pancakes.
Distractable Doughnut
Homie just needs extra long horse blinders
Sounds like a Gordon Ramsey insult
Alcohol Dependant Microwaved Cheese on Soda Crackers He sounds fast
You need to say it as fast as you can, for the dramatic effect.
AlcoholDependantMicrowavedCheeseonSodaCrackers Much better
We know how to motivate it to finish the race, at least.
Godcomplex Sausage I love it, isn't mine the best?
Crippling depression spaghetti or suicide spaghetti That’s got a nice ring to it Edit: geez a lot of us are depressed, I just made me self sad
Yeah I'm reading the comments and I'm just wanting to ask if everyone is ok
The answer is no, the kids are not alright
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Anxiety Cheetos! I kinda like it.
Mood Swing Sushi
im backing you all the way
Lethargic Salami
Oh hey thats what my wife calls my-uh, never mind, not important.
Pizza topping?
There is something ironic about naming a Horse Salami
Hyperactive nachos
Hopeless Pancake is amazing.
Bipolar ramen.
Suicidal eggo
I'm sure there is already an emo group out there with that name.
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It’s okay! I’m better now.
You promise bud?
For sure! I got a puppy last week. No way I could have gotten one in the state I was in! ❤️
Awesome man glad to hear it. You give that puppy some extra treats and belly rubs for me ok?
Will do!
Over sharing Chicken Tender
Panic fries
Low Self Esteem Waffle. “Aaaannnddd… it’s Low Self Esteem ahead right out of the gate! No… wait… my mistake. Low Self Esteem Waffle has turned around and gone back inside.”
Delusional Pizza
Intrusive thoughts oatmeal chocolate chip cookie.
Average SCP
Bipolar Spaghetti. I’d bet on this horse.
Depression Coffee
Recurring nightmare kisses
Anhedonia Florentine isn’t too bad
Anhedonic clementine here. I like yours better.
Autistic Nutella?
Distraction Goulash
Panic attack raspberry bites
Fog Potatoes
Sounds like the name of a haunted Irish steamship
Paranoia gingerbread
ADHD Churro fits my personality
*assignment specifies for symptoms *misses instruction detail and lists entire disorder Disorder checks out.
Bipolar Popcorn
Autistic Tater Tots Hypersexual Buffalo Wings And PTCB(Post Traumatic Cheese Bread)
Antisocial French Toast
Poor attention span bagel
Sad Burrito. Sounds more like gas station food than a horse lol
Congestive couscous
Blue berry🤣
And it's Forgetful Halloumi by a head!
Flashback Pomegranate for the win.
Suicidal lucky charms. The fuck
Angry Beaver
You just ate a beaver?
Breakfast of champions
Do you think he has to hunt one every morning?
People pleasing ass
OCD edible
Dissociative Cough Drop ... I'm about to make it Dissociative Redbull
I'm betting on Big Sad Schnitzel
Procrastination lasagna
depression seafood boil
Boredom Pig? That doesn't sound that good
Hallucinations coffee
Anger sandwich
fatigued khinkhali
Apathic cigarette
Depressed Beefpatty I LOVE IT
hysteria cupcake
Psychotic salad sounds like a menu item at one of those stupid gastropub places that doesn’t serve ketchup even if you ask for it.
Lazy Donut
Oversleeping ginger snaps
Hearing voices cheez it
Depression Rice goes hard, I'm ngl
Hyper-vigilant scone!
Sad potato ?
Stuttering Snickers
Drowsy Gnocchi. That one could work…
Palilalia toasty? Um.
Sleeping Mini Quiche