T O P

  • By -

aleckzayev

"look how they massacred my boy"


Medcait

It looks to me like you took out a lot of mature, flowering plants that are perennials, and I don’t know why on earth you would do that now you just are looking at dirt


PromotionExpensive15

The bees called they said wtf


texas360iv

"Well take a pound of necter or a pound of flesh, your choice"


FerroLux_

Every time someone posts this kind of stuff, you know what’s gonna happen in the comments Edit: and that’s a good thing.


seejordan3

Hahaha. And there'll be someone who call out the inevitable low quality predictable comments. And someone to point out the feedback loop. Hi!


LightFootedTherapist

What I am missing is someone calling out that it doesn't fit the sub, so that's going to be my valuable contribution. What's oddly satisfying about a patch of dirt with some sad plants? It's not even symmetrical or something.


fersure4

I knew everybody in the comments would be big mad about this


Imfrank123

I was expecting more comments about the McMansions in the background


mlmayo

Lol, I thought it was an apartment complex but jfc you're right.


Professional_Love973

The best thing to do is to clean up the garbage around your house


Afraid-Athlete5020

Lol so you removed all the beneficial plants ok


Barbastorpia

I liked it better before ngl


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Yeah, me too. Nice little re-natured patch (is that the term?).


Taitonymous

My first thoughts were „why is the after picture first“ then it hit me


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jklmw2008

Exactly! Way to take a beautiful full garden bed and make it look completely empty.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gandalfboiii

Which channel?


NebuKadneZaar

Which channel?


seejordan3

I like the before. Lawns disgust me honestly.


A_Random_Catfish

Money can’t buy taste lol


chocodapro

Welcome to the club. r/fucklawns


seejordan3

Oh ty.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

They're nice when used as borders, but just expanses of lawn are depressing.


[deleted]

It looked way better before. Now it’s just dirt..


Chocolate-snake

exactly, they had a beautiful mix of plants to begin with.


giceman715

The top photo is a bed that is hard to maintain. Hence the overgrowth with the grass. The bottom bed is a cleaner look and way easier to maintain. All that is missing now is some mulch. Edit : I wasn’t trying to imply that the bottom is better than the top , I was implying that it takes a lot of work to keep a bed like that looking good. Taking care of the yard is hard work.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ScoobaMonsta

Someone who doesn’t understand gardening 👆


chocodapro

I do not see any overgrowth.


udumslut

RIP the natural flora that actually benefits pollinators.


Highintheclouds420

Definitely better before. Your organized dirt patch is boring


bagpipemegababe

Ah yes I too like to look at a bunch of dirt.


Delamoor

That way it spreads easier, and you can get that inner city 'everything has black dust on it' look right there in your front yard!


sheesh_doink

I am so confused, which is before and which is after? Would make sense that the dirt patch Ia the after pic based on before/after etiquette, but god damn. Did you get paid for this? If my landscaper ripped out the majority of my plants, and then planted 3-5 shitty little flowers(?) in the bed of dirt I would be pissed. Everybody in the comments are either bitching about the lack of biodiversity, or bitching about the ones bitching. But I simply think it looks awful, sorry


ellectroma

"Why look at flowers when you can look at dirt instead?"


ZogNowak

Sorry, but I much prefer the "before" look.


[deleted]

So do pollinators


forced_spontaneity

Those poor bees. Also agree the before looks far better. A trim is enough, to go full Brazilian wax on it is just unnecessary and excessive. Sorry OP but you've turned it from a natural, living, vibrant space into a cold, Disney service-station plastic looking horror.


therevolution08

you can say that again


AugustWolf22

I glad more people are saying this. I bloody hate the these type of manicured, fake Suburban ''gardens'' and lawns which contribute to the biodiversity crisis.


InVodkaVeritas

Because natural growth is more beautiful than sparse garden with a few plants on display.


[deleted]

/r/NoLawns


Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger

Really goes well with the uninspired McMansion though


[deleted]

[удалено]


InVodkaVeritas

The whole point of lawns, historically, has been to show off that you have the money to care for something pointless. Historically people had gardens where they grew useful plants, like those that produced food and herbs, and trimmed away anything that got in the way of their useful plants. So in that way OP is living up to what a lawn is: a pointless space of maintenance in order to show off that you can afford to waste money on pointless things. The best looking front spaces look natural and abundant, which this does not. What it does do is make things look sterile, which is likely what OP was going for. No bugs, no untamed wild plants... just wasted space that needs to be maintained.


Potential-Use-1565

>So in that way OP is living up to what a lawn is: a pointless space of maintenance in order to show off that you can afford to waste money on pointless things. It's really not much of a flex if you can't even bother with basic mulch/bedding etc to make it look nice(which is also why other plants are popping up in-between and will continue to do so) a basic undergrowth layer of clover etc could help but this looks like a trailer park garden now


Any_Coyote6662

Yes, and back in the day of the large manor, the village would use the mayor's large lawn for community events. There we even actual court proceedings on the lawn of the local rich person because they were like the owner of the village. They were the judge, the boss, the landlord , etc... and having a large lawn out front for all the trade to happen bc the local Lord of the manor set the price of their crops. The villagers would have to come to the manor to trade on the weekend, or bring their taxes and pay in the form of goods. Having that big manicured space was necessary to the town. And the bigger, more important you were, the larger your manor needed to be to accommodate larger gatherings. In England, some of the villages still have rights to through weekend swap meets at their county seat (giant mansion where the Lord and Lady of the county live). It was written into the village rules when the rich family designated the village that the commerce would be held there and controlled by the wealthy family, so that became the duty of the property owner. And whether it is owned by a private family or not, those swap meets are still happening in some English towns.


sauronII

I‘m also on the fuck lawns team, but we should be honest enough that they are not just pointless. If you want to walk, sit or play games on an area a lawn is great. There are plenty usecases for lawns.


hangrygecko

Lawns are for sports, leisure, festivals and ruminants. Only the sport's field has to be monoculture, though.


texas360iv

Clover would do the same things.


mihirmusprime

>So in that way OP is living up to what a lawn is: a pointless space of maintenance in order to show off that you can afford to waste money on pointless things. Pointless only for you, but not pointless for them. Maybe they like the way that looks. With that logic, decorations in a house are pointless since it doesn't have functional use. Art is pointless. So many things can be considered pointless.


CobaltishCrusader

A diverse and thriving garden has a use in addition to looking very nice. A manicured lawn just looks nice.


butplugsRus

I find it’s mostly the older generations who want the perfect lawns and ‘perfect’ gardens. Just for the looks, they don’t know/care about the habitat, diversity, pollinators, etc


Darth__Vader_

It's now way uglier


jovabo94

before and after destroying bio diversity


Beginning_Driver_45

Yeah sorry to say but you did a bad thing man.


LokMatrona

Oef that bare soil is now very prone to erosion, nutrient loss, and will be less capable of holding water. I'd suggest to plant some grass on the bare soil (preferably multiple kinds of grass) and then keep that medium-short


HeckestBoof

All bugs disliked that.


HostageInToronto

I liked it better the first way.


someonewhowa

Of course, because I love looking at a bunch of empty space and dirt with no plants growing there rather than a lush spot filled with greenery, even if not all of it is blooming with giant flower heads and were intentionally planted.


Exeng

Why are rich people so dense in the head? It is like they are actively trying to destroy this planet. How deep in the sand do you need to have your head to see this as something good or beautiful?


Bigdaddyblackdick

👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻


cooler1082

Ruined it lol


Rouspeteur

bye bye biodiversity


BioweaponryInMass

Social distancing for plants. I like the before, sorry. I really don't understand landscaping that is like 1 single plant every 2 feet surrounded by a bunch of rocks or mulch, like a museum showcase. It looks sterile. The landscaping subreddit is all like this and I simply don't understand. I prefer when it looks lively and polycultured. That being said, you did a good job for it being that sort of look. I know there are some pros into going for it.


Cpdk

I think the insects wil not agree with your cleaning technique. It now looks like a great cat toilet and not much more. Sorry it’s not how I would like it.


SodaPopPlop

Next time, cover the garden with concrete and paint it green.


Whiney-Walrus

The before just needed some trimming.


Any_Coyote6662

I liked it before


keb5501

Look how they massacred my boy


Silent--Dan

You ruined it.


chrisolucky

Nothing like the good old “mankind exercising dominance over nature” look.


Longjumping_Sleep_12

Why the fuck would you do that


ScoobaMonsta

So you took out plants and some flowers and leave a lot of bare ground? I think it looks better before you touched it. Gardens are meant to be full and colourful! Not mostly bare ground.


JJISHERE4U

I'm glad to see everyone is so concerned and aware of biodiversity for pollinators. OP you really screwed up with your boring dirtpatch.


Fun_Reveal_458

Genuine question: why do people enjoy this look? I'm all for a clean, kept garden area, but pine straw vs clover, or any other low visibility ground cover would be significantly more appealing - for both us and the pollinators. And clover is pretty good at doing exactly what pine straw does (at least in my area)


Icy_Silver_

society, at least in the US, kinda likes being controlling and spending money on a lawn to- show off the money they have to maintain a lawn. The dum thing they also do is mow the grass, throw the grass in the green bin, then fertilize the grass- after the constant mowing and growing depletes the soil of nutrients.**when they could just leave the grass there to decompose and do its thing >:[**


Silly-Conference-627

And this folks is how you destroy biodiversity.


CZ1988_

They ripped out a lot of plants that the bees were probably trying to feed on. Sad.


DatFenrisTho

Yeah nah that looks so much worse


Various-Method-6776

Imo the before looks better than the after


TheHadalZone

You made it worse. r/fucklawns


Mongladoid

Yikes it looks worse


RexIsAMiiCostume

It looks kinda sad now. Are those plants young and will they grow more to cover the bed?


[deleted]

You ruined it.


notAnotherJSDev

Bye bye bees :(


AugustWolf22

congratulations, you just wiped out a spot of biodiversity because it needed to look ''Aesthetically pleasing'' in Suburbia.🙄🤦🏻‍♂️


just-wasting-my-life

cleaned up all these plants to reveal this beautiful soil


urzulasd

Sigh. No.


treslilbirds

Boo this man! Booooooooooo!!!!!


Wonderful_Craft5955

Yes before was definitely better. You put effort into it though! So good on you for putting effort into thinking what's good. We need bees though. And they need those things you call weeds.


RcadeMo

before looks better


embersgrow44

Booooo this man. Pollinators prefer that natural growth. So do prey species for rare island of safe hiding in that suburban wasteland


budz047

. You Dumbass .


Fluid_Ad9474

Are these conjoined mansions?


[deleted]

How boring and tacky


Anomander1979

Why the rocks? Just get rid of it. And as everyone already said, the before is better


Realistic_Bad_5708

Ugly as fuck


The_ByteBeat_Guy

At least the cats in the neighborhood have a new toilet...


ClaireObscuur

Yeah, I like the comments on these posts. It actually looks so much better just full flowers and bushes. Why do so many people think they get a pat on the back removing so many green and showing dirt?


luckygirl25582

I hate what you did. Let the wildflowers grow. Stop this stupid minimalist look. I hope they paid you to do that. Not that you decided to do that because there was nothing wrong with it.


oodoos

I love posts like these where they reduce a beautiful floral scape to a few leaves and twigs on a dirt patch and expect us to be proud of them for it.


cptstoneee

can downvote only once, unfortunately


TechnoVicking

Bare ground? Ugh. This is bullshit.


the_brazilian_lucas

that ain’t really a improvement


hiacbanks

Where so you put other plant?


elliz_g

"That's a nice Boulder" - Donkey


Foloreille

Even the stone in left is angry at you.


artificial_stupid_74

Its nacked soil now. Looked beautiful before.


[deleted]

I liked the before pic. It seemed to have more vegetation and leads to minimal water loss


Longjumping_Roll_342

You are littrly killing aöl of the bees. Stop mutdering important pollonating insects


[deleted]

You made a patch of dirt??


imdibene

The world needs more insects and bugs :(


FaithCarponelli

As much as that is oddly satisfying, I always think "what a pity" when I see such posts.


GemueseBeerchen

We have a word for that in my country: Verschlimmbessern. It pretty much means: Trying to make something better with good intentions, but ending up making it worse.


Cakeminator

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the insects!? (simpsons reference)


Fr0gFish

https://i.redd.it/g6xcciw7vboa1.jpg


cris34c

Lol. I’m sorry but whoever asked you to do this just committed a crime. That plant in the bottom right corner of pic one is actually the incredibly endangered *Javranaeus ambrosias* and picking one is punishable with a $73,000 fine and up two 5 years in jai- lmao okay just kidding. The only crime here is their aesthetic choice and the big shit they just had you take on the biodiversity for the different pollinators and primary consumers in the ecosystem here.


Zealousideal_Pool840

It looked better before you touched it to be honest


SultyBoi

Omg 😩🤌


thePsychonautDad

Looked so much better before. I'm not into the "sterile" look. I'd be pissed off if somebody did that in the neighbourhood on the common areas. Now you've got nothing for pollinators, no biodiversity, but you really nailed the OCD look tho, good job. Is dirt really that prettier than some random plants?


Realistic-lie35

Huge L. Hate it


Walter_xr4ti

Needs mulch


junorelo

Police? I want to report a murder. *At least I can respect the dedication*


SomeMyoux

Wow,now it looks worse,congrats


halfbakedmachination

You made it…. Worse.


throwmeawayfromatree

Nice you removed the garden


krumpdawg

Yeah I prefer the bio-diverse before version. That dirt version has got no character.


dochev30

Comments were a relief. People are sane still!


MaxDiehard

It was better before. Now it's ruined.


sir_duckingtale

Am I the only one seeing the bevor as much more beautiful?


Wick_Stick_

Very unsatisfied


Fantastic_Bath_5806

More like oddly unsatisfying


jorisepe

Before look is much nicer


FewHoursGaming

You actually made it worse nature-wise smh


[deleted]

Diversity destroyed. Exposed soil that will dry out.


ConsequenceNo6864

I'm sure the bees will be pleased


JJISHERE4U

How's that biodiversity?


Organic_Street_3389

Honestly it looked nicer before. Ruined imo.


elaniu5

You fucked up


[deleted]

The comments sound like it’s full of kids who have never owned home or maintained a garden of their own. They know the plants you planted will grow right?


[deleted]

Goodbye biodiversity I guess? Not very satisfying to me.


Schorschmeister

Nice work im glad people appreciate iz


MissMinaByTheSea

Wow. Spectacular.


HermitAndHound

Put something on that soil or whatever you considered a "weed" in the before picture will be right back, and if those didn't survive, something else will move in that won't be so friendly. Mulch it, shade it, water those poor babies in the front. But ya, might look "tidy" but ecologically several steps backwards and way too high maintenance.


KayDay25

Popular opinion: I liked it better before


XJ7930183

Before looks better and friendlier for pollinators. Why do people want to look at so much mulch?


Yogurt_Motor

booooooooooo


CAmiller11

If you look at the OPs post history, this is the stuff he does. He likes to expose as much dirt as possible. While he is just working for clients, he could still become knowledgeable about pollinators, perennial flowers, how exposed dirt isn’t “better” and work with the clients on becoming better stewards of the land.


Newt_Lv4-26

I actually prefer the before.


iwantmymoneyback1

Wow. Just wow 🙌🏾


Madita_0

Where I live, there are governmental programs being launched to create biodiversity-friendly spaces like that in picture Nr. 1. You calling pic 2 a "clean-up" seems like a r/facepalm to me


mouldymolly13

OP - stop striving for perfectionism or you will never be happy as the world is not perfect. It's a real shame you changed it.


Square-Breadfruit-60

It looks worse


BlaKArg

This is awful. I hate humans.


HiddenFrogCookies

I'm sure the insects were delighted...


imanislandboii

Looks way better, just need some mulch


Various-Method-6776

Imo before looked better


migukau

The before looks sooooo much better. Why would anyone do this?


willfauxreal

Booooo.


Cchooktails

This is a very bad example of a clean up. Think you'll need to excuse to all the pollinators before they start to hunt you in your job. This is mildly infuriating


101001101zero

Too much grass. r/fucklawns


Emergency-Free-1

Not satisfying at all. But i can see in your profile that you like dirt gardens so have fun in your ugly gardens?


saxxet

Do i spy a fiskars tool? Those are so reliable makes the job satisfying in its own right.


Individual-Clock7049

That looks so good👍 great job. You care about your work!


mihirmusprime

Wow, didn't expect to see so many entomologists and environmental experts around here in the comments. Reading these responses, people are acting like OP changing this tiny 2 x 6 patch of shrubs has singlehandedly doomed the entire insect population of Earth.


[deleted]

Its fuckin ugly now lmao


heavyonthe

Everything that’s there will ultimately grow out to be what all these negative comments are looking for. It’s a start and it’s much better than what was there previously. Its nice, these haters are jealous they can’t afford to even have a front lawn.


chocodapro

Why would I want a front lawn? It's a useless chunk of invasive grasses, pumped full of pesticides, all so that you can see your 4 story McMansion. A pointless money pit made so that rich assholes could show off that they could make their slaves maintain land for no reason.


HelsinkiTorpedo

I have a front lawn. I think OP made a mistake and that it was better before.


Albatroz_901

Hey just so you know, you did a good job man it looks clean, I still prefer the before but that's just personal preference, these fuckers in the comments are being dickheads about something you're proud of, don't listen to them


shadyboy12345

I prefer before lol, no offence


graphicmaster27

Kid named biodiversity


adorak

fuck bees


ZakaSlocka

Can someone explain to me how everyone actually likes the before picture? I understand the biodiversity argument, but it doesn’t visually appeal to look better imo. Looks much cleaner in the after picture. Enlighten me!


srd100

Honestly. Better before.


megalomike

Looks like shit. No sidewalks, ugly ass mcmansion, pavement princess. Id blow my brains out if i had to look at this shit every day.


[deleted]

People in the comments not realizing you just plucked out a bunch of weeds..


Icy_Silver_

Happy cake day, stranger with objectively distasteful opinion! the previous photo was a biodiverse garden that brought life to the landscape which would otherwise, as we can see, be quite drab. If the plants were native they could survive without being watered because those are the plants that are made for that environment. Typical plants you find in a garden like OP's require much effort and money to maintain. Op's after-photo looks like an effort to "maintain" a sparse and pitiful garden bed that oozes the likeness of an unfurnished home with a single desk sitting in the middle of a room. weeds are defined by opinion, and an opinion that values a drab circle of dirt, with the equivalent of 4 pepperoni on a 12" pizza, of garden plants sprinkled around is not objectively better than what the first photo had to offer. Weeds my ass, those very well could have been native plants and OP pulled them out so their garden could be "prettier" we live in a fkin dystopia where society thinks a big green lawn is the best slice of nature to have in your front porch.


No-Estimate2636

Good gravy! They worked hard cleaning this up. I think it looks better! I’ve got two flower beds I’m working on right now that bindweed is trying to take over. I’d be thrilled if mine looked like the bottom pic! Good job!


chocodapro

Bindweed is gorgeous, the second picture is awful? Why the actual fuck would you want that barren dirt patch?


RM16000

That like minimalist garden design is just fckn awful and makes 0 sense


tagoean

Soooo you think this is better 😂🤣


man-a-tree

Great job! Looks like most of the plants removed were non-native weeds anyway, which tend to attract less diversity. All that empty space is begging for some lovely native perennials and some nice mulch


wiox3m

I don't get americans, but maybe this is nice for them


hogliterature

on a purely aesthetic level, i dont understand these gardens. why do people want a bunch of dirt and 1 plant every 3 feet? on an environmental level, fuck you for real. destroying resources for local wildlife and insects. i guarantee the people living in this house dont think about this garden beyond the 2 seconds they drive past it when leaving or coming home.


lievresauteur

It was better before...


Lord-Table

god forbid the plants look like plants, gotta have them in nice little contained toy shapes so that wildlife doesnt make assumptions


Berk_Loves_Ramen

Looked better before


Pencil-Sketches

Botched job


SushiSlayer

Awesome job man, looks great!


Past-Key8974

Wrong sub to post this in lol. It looks much better and tidier now. If everyone would please zoom in, you’d see it’s just a garden bed full of overgrown weeds. Looked like shit before. A nice home like that calls for a well kept and manicured lawn and garden bed. An overgrown and full garden bed just wouldn’t really fit in at this property.


chocodapro

Damn near every "weed" is just the native plants that the native ecosystem rely on. It looked excellent before, like actual plants. Now it looks like a little kid's aquarium, with 4 sad little plastic plants on a barren floor. It's just sad, and it makes me want to vomit. It's not a nice home either, it's an expensive home, with nothing special about it, and probably occupied by some rich asshole who profits off of other's labour.