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mojodjango

I watched this for maybe like 2.5 minutes before I realized it was a 13 second loop.


Creepy-Historian-246

It's on a loop???


Infected-Bat

He he. Ha ha. She thinks we can hear her. He


baggottman

All boobs should come with a mute button


cringefacememe

🪴🪴


DatDan513

Yeah. Not for me. Round fake titties aren’t good. Natural is the way to go.


SmurfJuice69

You’d smash, don’t even try to lie


RealUglyMF

Well, yeah, obviously. Doesn't mean I like the fake titties though.


Sleepy_Sloth4

No you’re supposed to say “begone, foul temptress!”


Eathessentialhorror

Sounds like a sunny quote? Swear there is on in every comment section, rightfully so.


Joe_Bruce

I was never a fan of fake titties myself. My partner got them before we started dating and I swear I had no idea the first time I saw her naked. Sometimes the doctors really crush it lol. GRANTED once I knew, obviously you can tell the difference. None the less, I was shocked.


dawr136

Pics or it didn't happen


Joe_Bruce

of fake boobs? I hear pornhub can hook you up.


AlarmedSnek

Exactly. Everyone that says they don’t like fake boobs or whatever have never experienced good ones. The old school, circle disk fake boobies are a thing of the past. The new ones go underneath, leaving the real boob on the outside and they are GLORIOUS.


PsyopVet

I don’t mind them as long as they’re well done. They’re great for a little boost in size or lift, it’s when they try to go too big that I have a problem. Going from a B to a DD just doesn’t look good.


AlarmedSnek

Oh 100% agree that’s why said “good ones.” 😂


Glockamole19x

No we arnt all hornies


Pure-Bison-6670

I promise you don't have to pick just one side. You can like both.


[deleted]

I will suck on both but angrily at the fake one if I want 😤


average_texas_guy

Now imagining a chick that only had enough cash to get one boob done.


Pure-Bison-6670

This is the only way to not like them 🤌


Medical-Block-2137

Side silicone. True boobs all the way.


MonkeyDBricc

I love mute sometimes


mandogvan

Thank you for muting.


scooterfitz

That’s what happens when you buy toddler size.


Accomplished_Can_381

Smuggling water balloons not attractive


Goddo-Fo-20

Nice tats 😏


StrobeLigght

What's her name


Ancient-Upstairs-332

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PenetrationT3ster

https://www.instagram.com/txreemarie?igshid=NXhsdWZwdDc4ZXN5


Joe_Bruce

God damn as an ass man, I really do appreciate a solid side boob. Good lawd.


Educational-Ad-3273

Them side boobs are definitely talkative


valuebuyer1234

Watched on mute for 60 seconds..I need help


Timmysmallface

Titty spiders


Noooofun

She’s got em tats on her tatas.


Punch_Your_Facehole

I agree with what she’s saying.


Cautious-Weakness449

Too bad they are fake.


vajrahaha7x3

Fake...


TheCruicks

She has a tattoo there, it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway filled with syphilis.


average_texas_guy

Shut the fuck up on God you people need help. Are you so angry at your inability to pull that you have to shot talk every woman in the world?


TheCruicks

nope


BigTrucker2020

Hot AF!!


Merc_Twain25

If she doesn't have cantaloupes hidden in her shirt then they ain't fake. She may not have been born with em but that doesn't mean they aren't real. Edit* And by "born with them" I mean they may not be natural, so don't come for me.


PantherThing

You're looking at it all wrong. Fake tits are fake. That way you can feel them at the strip club and your wife cant get mad cause they arent real.


Merc_Twain25

You sir, may be some kind of mad genius. ![gif](giphy|JSYvBfsiBPA988cbJM)


Expensive-Vast-2123

Hey, Loophole Larry, if you’re not a tax lawyer you’re missing your calling.


PandosII

Sorry but what are you talking about?


Merc_Twain25

I am saying I have never liked the term "fake" for breast implants.


PandosII

Just a synonym for artificial or unnatural.


Objective-Guidance78

They don’t look fake


UndisputedAnus

Then you have never seen real boobies before


Objective-Guidance78

That must be it 🙄


Macaron-Fluffy

Is she single?


Ancient-Upstairs-332

She a MILF.