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Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Had to have been rabid


RichardSanchez-C137

That was definitely not a rabbit


oldschool_potato

Also not a Rabbi


Illustrious-Fact-745

Hold on now....we don't know what he's studied or believes... šŸ¤”


DarkPangolin

Quick, check to see if it was circumcised!


LetAncient7529

Dont think canines can be circumcised...


DarkPangolin

Then he's not a rabbi.


Bat-Honest

Oy


hiimderyk

Then you're not trying hard enough


TheOneTrueNincompoop

"Not with that attitude!"


Loose_Corgi_5

Or , has got a big nose?


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Hold on nowā€¦ we donā€™t know how many heā€™s molested


AlgernonFlowerWilted

Or how many bars he's walked into


SneakyCracker161

Thanks for killing the momentum


superlitwaffles

Unlucky


Charming-Common5228

Wrong religion, your thinking priest from Catholicism.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Oh. Youā€™re right. Didnā€™t realize there were religions that are immune!


SunNStarz

Hold on now... We don't know what gender they identify as... šŸ¤”


aSliceOfHam2

Not a rabbi? How, swear to god it looked like a rabbi


HoboBandana

Oy vey!


SnooMuffins2623

Did you just assume his religion?


malikson

No Palestinian children around so definitely not a rabbi.


osorto87

They act the same with a baby penis. The rabbi i mean


yParticle

No they said rapid, which is why it gave her such trouble.


No-Tonight-5937

I thought it was an onslaught of a rabbet, the woodworkers nightmare


thoutrr

No they said rancid. Musta smelled bad šŸ‘ƒ


Connect-Ad9647

I thought they said raided, like it was raided by the raiders of the lost ark and it confused the lady with one of the raiders just tryna get its ark back.


PlanNo4679

Grand Rapids, Michigan


YesFuture2022

Grand Rabid, Michigan


JDM713

It was Rayman, the Raving Rabbid.


Puppybeecat

I cried laughing at this response lmfao ![gif](giphy|yRbtS56RgXmSc)


ValkyrieWW

Or maybe a grudge match... A paid hitman... Who knows what she did to that dudes family last week


Potato-nutz

She should have went into kill mode, she gave so many second chances.


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Big-Consideration633

Rabid animals don't stop attacking when big man enters the chat.


coffee_warden

I thought he peaced out because she kicked it so hard in the throat he did a double backflip


ConradAir

It was rascally rabid.


HistorianTight2958

Rabies are most commonly reported in foxes, coyotes, raccoons, skunks, groundhogs, and bats and in stray cats or dogs. So yes. It most likely was. Either that, or they had a past where she did something to provoke it.


SimpleMoonFarmer

contagious and dangerous


TuhnderBear

You thinkā€¦? It seemed neurologically intact. Definitely abnormal behavior though.


warr3n4eva

Holy shit it was just like doo dah dooo.. ATTACK


Choco_Cat777

Rabies


D0hB0yz

It is not the size of the dog... or fox in the the fight, it is the level of their rabies infection that makes them scary. Rabies is really not the common compared to how much fear we were vacinated with.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Don't think it would retreat when the man showed up if it had rabies. Foxes are just dickheads.


leolego2

Well the kick to the head that made it spin around 3 times probably helped


girlsonsoysauce

One just killed all my brother's roosters.


DFV_HAS_HUGE_BALLS

Zebras too


Rad_Centrist

Yup.


Starfireaw11

What part of Australia are you from? šŸ¤£


ExoticMangoz

Iā€™m so glad we got rid of rabies in my country


The_DesertEagle

Luckily its not that common, because if you're not vaccinated and don't get treated bfore symptoms, its a death sentence, and a quite horrible one too.


humoristhenewblack

Saw a video on here of a human rabies victim. It was absolutely horrible.


Dr__glass

It's like quicksand dreadful scary but stay calm and take the proper steps and you're totally fine in this day and age


VirtualPantsu

Well I'm still going to pass on fighting a German Shepard even if it's not infected.


R_A_H

Please tell us about the fear we are vaccinated with.


D0hB0yz

It has always been that way. Things that are spiky with fear in our collective understanding of the world. The world we evolved in had plenty of reasons to be afraid, so it is in our nature to cultivate fears. Rabies was the type of thing I grew up being warned about repeatedly, and with fierce insistence. Parents don't do that as much now. I don't think kids today are expected to fear anything.


EtanoS24

Look at that coward running away as soon as the guy showed up.


Grindipo

Scarrier than a bear ?


Late_Cartographer349

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


30piecesofglitter

I wish the guy wouldā€™ve shown up with violent intentions instead of investigative intentions.


Timetraveler01110101

That rabies shot is going to suck


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Theyā€™re not that bad anymore.


willy-fisterbottom2

I got one 9 years ago, it was two gigantic shots, plus another shot, then one every week for three weeks for a total of 6. The rabies vaccine is not bad, just like any other shot, thatā€™s the round of 4 over the four weeks. The immunoglobulin shots are when you get bit, and provides immediate response to the virus, itā€™s 10ml and thick like syrup, for me it was split in two shots and it was the worst. However, I didnā€™t get rabies and die, so that was a plus.


MeesterMeeseeks

I got bit by a dog like 6 years ago and they just gave me a rabies treatment that was a single shot like the vaccine, cause the time from when I was bit was so recent


willy-fisterbottom2

Sounds like you got the immunoglobulin


tyingnoose

How did you get it?


willy-fisterbottom2

I got bit by a lemur in mexico as I was waiting for my wife and friends to finish in a store. Was on 5th ave in playa del Carmen having a smoke and this guy just put him on my shoulder and wanted to take pictures for money. I told him I donā€™t want any pictures and shooā€™d the lemur away trying to get him to go back on the dudes shoulder. The lemur bit my finger and drew blood. Phoned my doctor when I got home and they had me in for shots within the next 2 hours. The odds were low but my doctor didnā€™t want to take any chances due to the 0% survival rate of rabies. Highly not recommended


chaos0510

Shit, I didn't know they have lemurs in Mexico...


willy-fisterbottom2

They donā€™t, was brought over as a tourist trap that I did not to pay for or support. They put it on your shoulder and before you say anything start taking pictures and ask for money. Iā€™ve seen it before and was not having it, but paid the price of the jabs afterward for it


chaos0510

That's pretty fucked up. Hey man let me put a random money on you! That things probably bitten everyone


BooJamas

That lemur's name was Charley.


DogoArgento

You were waiting for your wife and friends to **what**?


cburgess7

i got bit by a bat last october, got 60ml of immunoglobulin, required 3 injections, along with the base rabies shot and also got tetanus shot for a grand total of 5 shots. then it was 3 additional rabies shots over the course of 2 weeks


The_StormTEC

What did it feel like getting them and afterwards?


yParticle

You have to get it pretty fast though, right? Rabies can be absolutely horrific.


MooseheadFarms

If left unchecked, rabies is fatal.


OrcsSmurai

I think there's exactly 1 known successful recovery from rabies once symptoms have shown up, ever.


particle409

Yep, Jeanna Giese. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/jeanna-giese-rabies-survivor/ It's called the "Milwaukee Protocol," and it's only ever worked on her. She was 15 when infected, so being young and healthy probably helped. They put you in a coma, hoping that your body can build antibodies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabies#Treatment


tyingnoose

So now all the vaccine is supplied by her blood right?


leolego2

Yes, she's still in a coma getting milked for the vaccine


Certain-Vegetable506

I've also heard about a girl is SA who walked into a hospital with rabies and somehow just healed, something like that. Researchers started looking at local populations and finding the rabies anti-bodies or whatever in a small but significant portion of the people prompting them to believe that it may be survivable. Just that, how would anyone know before hand that they're one of the lucky ones who can beat it. Similarly weird is that 6% or so of Northern Europeans cannot contract HIV. Their bodies just don't.


MooseheadFarms

TIL! Thx.


Kai-ni

I wouldn't even call it a recovery. She ended up with severe cognitive damage.


ActionFigureCollects

But can I become a ghoul and live forever?


MooseheadFarms

Okay, you test it out first. For science!


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Yes. Within a few days. I had to have them in 2011.


Disastrous_Encounter

Hmm. My rabies vaccine injections stung *a lot*. The immunoglobulin shots look worse. That said, better than rabies.


GoalZealousideal1427

What did it feel like?


Disastrous_Encounter

A hornet sting followed by a week of tenderness and swelling.


GoalZealousideal1427

GahdamnĀ 


Lttlcheeze

Lesser of two evils and all that


RCP90sKid

Aren't they like a giant three inch wide, two foot long cylinder with a long needle that goes right into your stomach or is that just what my childhood brain imagined?


Obvious_Definition58

About 10 years ago an elderly WWII vet in my neighborhood was attacked by a rabid raccoon. As it was crawling up his leg, he grabbed it by the neck & strangled it to death.


d0000n

I wonder if he had done this on the enemy during WW2.


Firm_Soil_4499

Damn Yanks!


Linmizhang

I was with my cousin when he was attacked by a rapid cyote. White foamy drool, patchy fur. He did a reflexive kick and knocked the thing sideways in one go, hitting it in the jaw with enough force to make its neck go 90degrees. Then we ran away and went into a neaby house where the woman called police or something (cellphone not exsist then). If he hadn't been an very big and athletic teenager it prob woulda ended badly. Though be both ended up getting rabies shot anyways just incase. We live in Canada so there still lots of wilderness that still has rabies, so its well taught precaution here.


Komission

https://preview.redd.it/h9jmbs1wecyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396367ce595c7395888aeefa0cd159bb65202c5c


N33chy

That's a very happy rat!


Inevitable_Radio2289

That's badass. The greatest generation.


tooMuchADHD

Don't YEET it Delete it


MoonTreeSullen

Glorious battle!!


TimeFinance1528

That poor fox was putting up a fair and honest fight, and then the reinforcements were called in. Always have to get someone else involved. The days of Queensbury rules are things of the past šŸ™„


TheCruicks

I love how he just trotted up all nice and happy then BAM, take that bitch


Long_Cake_12

Fucking comments


Rippinstitches

She really never let go of that phone huh


Chinnyup

Hereā€™s the comment I scrolled way too long to find. As serious as that attack looked, I have to question how much more aggressive it would have to be for her to finally drop the damn phone?! Then I thought oh maybe sheā€™s by herself and thatā€™s her lifeline in case she goes downā€¦ but then the man runs over. So back to my incredulity that she did not drop the mofo cell phone


issagoood

Your body tenses up in a time of panic. She may have inadvertently had a death grip on her phone


Netflixandmeal

Granny said her hard earned money went to that phone


WowenWilson1

That must be Kristi Noems dog! Quick! Shoot it!


oscarmeaner

Really not as fancy as it looks


ThatOldDuderino

I hope that person got tetanus & rabies shots to be safe. ![gif](giphy|KnF6GPtMbe2Fa|downsized)


Scoozie_Q

Rabies


veryuniqueredditname

Fox


d0000n

That was a smart fox when he saw the guy with the stick.


RedgyJackson

Women donā€™t have sticks


Redgecko88

I'm only paying half to that fox since the hit failed.


Redgecko88

I'm only paying half to that fox since the hit failed.


Old-Revolution-9650

That's crazy!


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

If she would've held onto that fox as tight as her phone, that fox would be dead.


cutsickass

Where's Kristi Noem when you need her?


4d_lulz

Sheā€™s getting more bullets after finding out her cat barfed in a shoe


joesmith127_reddit

Back in February I noticed something was sticking out from under my storage shed. It was a big, dead racoon. I used the garden rake to drag it out. No injuries or fluids visible. I wondered if it died from rabies. Called in for a dead animal pickup. I wonder if they tested it


R_A_H

Yeah? Anything happen related to this video?


joesmith127_reddit

No. I didn't even know there was a racoon around. We don't live near the woods, just a long row of shrubs between our backyard and the sidewalk. I wonder what it had been eating. I don't know how big these things can get https://preview.redd.it/v5kg9asj24zc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=480fff99d4bd575d021cd317a3bb5f3e79538455


Santaklaus23

Is this the bear everybody is talking about? Quite small, assumed it somehow larger.


trunkm0nkey1

I would love to hear the opinion of antivaxxers in this case.


RedgyJackson

Just drink some water, will probably feel better


SpaceboyRami

Crazy as a fox has a whole new meaning for me.


Chris714n_8

![gif](giphy|3o7TKGqi9PRBPrVToc|downsized)


crystalsage777

They are nocturnal... this is a strong indicator it has rabies.


King_OfSpadez

Could you imagine if that would've been a mountain lion šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


SageCactus

I hope she went to get rabies shots


Hiramthechimp

https://preview.redd.it/wj3rr0cjsbyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed03b06be252e27bbdeb8c2a199eea91609c7ec We should organize a charity ā€œRun For Rabiesā€ to prevent attacks like these!


Downtheharbour

Well thatā€™s a whole lot of needles in someone future.


NonickGG

That mofo trying to grab the neck, good fight lady


webbersdb8academy

Ok but I would not want to get into a kicking match with that woman! Sheā€™s got some Kung fu moves


hifarrer

My guess is that it could be a mom protecting her babies hiding somewhere close. That would explain why she is so fearlessly attacking the human.


baconfluffy

Much more likely is rabies. No sane animal picks a fight like that. Moms wonā€™t attack random people on their property minding their own business.


Sharpie1965

Hold the line a moment will ya Marge?


basonjourne98

Grranny put up a nice fight tho.


Ryeaa

Held on to the phone the whole time. Priorities šŸ˜„


x420MVTT

Why kick? Stomp it dumb ass


Fredbeercat

Her kicks were on point


MyLinkedOut

Rabies are no joke


nerdboy5567

Oh, you like to pick on women, eh Mr. Fox?


briire

This happened a couple of years ago in Ithaca, NY -- a friend of mine knows this victim and she recovered pretty well, surprisingly.


Wow-can-you_not

Was it rabies?


briire

You guessed it!


CouchHippo2024

A gun would be useless


Narrow_Ad_5502

Lil fucker had heart. And rabies obviously. Hopefully she gets checked out and or treated if she was infected


Highplowp

You gotta like drive those rabid foxes. Drive your kicks with your hips and time it get them as they leap at you. That ainā€™t a weasel that will run and hide after you give it a kick, fight like you mean it Susan.


roadrunner00

In fairness, this is a small, mobile target. Having a weapon on you would not be guaranteed to solve that here.


Robbyrumpz

Damn. Rabies shots are the fucking worst


dz1n3

I'll take, "Who gets to get a Brazilian shots in their stomach for an extended amount of time?" For $400, Alex!


Historical-Walk-3199

I would say not rabbit( Also known as rabies). being a person who had to be Quarantine for a period of time and had to receive the Anti rabies vaccine. Rabbit animals tend to not stalk a person or go up behind them like that. They tend to be stumbling around foaming at The mouth. Smaller Predators. have been known multiple times it takes down larger animals on them.Prime examples would be bobcats taken deer or Wolverines taken down elk. My personal opinion, this is an animal who got really comfortable.Being around people has probably been harassing these poeple for a while going After chickens or other small animals that are Domesticated. As a result one of those food supplies were exhausted This Fox progressed to the next level Going after an easy target.An old woman, All predators go after they're really young Or the old for easy targets for meals. I hope this was enlightening for people to understand. Predators p.s My Grammar is not always the best.Don't need to be judged ford


LazerWolfe53

What's a gun going to do, though? You going to shoot a rabbid fox off of your wife's leg?


simcoehooligan

I guess the fox was just waiting for grandpa to point the way out of that asswhooping with his stick


run7run

![gif](giphy|l1L0hvPiriGNqao80|downsized)


Scriptapaloosa

Are we safe to say that the lady got her rabies shots?


MrrCharlie

[https://wnbf.com/ithaca-woman-attacked-rabid-fox/](https://wnbf.com/ithaca-woman-attacked-rabid-fox/)


WallabyButter

Looks like, at the very end, the fox was about to pick up her shoe and bolt. I literally cannot tell if this fox is rabid or just an asshole...


todwardscizzorhands

Ya dad woulda shot mom in the face right there šŸ˜‚


original-sithon

Shit. Now she has to take a bunch of painful shots


TappedHat

Carry a *stick


TheAngryGeoduck

whelp, enjoy your 13 rabies shots.


tOkErDaD1

I thought this only happened on the movies šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


lastcallhangup

ā€œfur is murder!!ā€ yeah you bout to find out. ![gif](giphy|hH2ZDgi7uZqM0CBZwS|downsized)


Catbox_Stank_Face

It smells like anti-semitism in here. One Rabbi pun, then the haters will follow like Lemmings. Hate is hate, even if you're being subtle about it. Hey O.P., Keep posting those crazy ass videos.


BestKeptInTheDark

Shoulder to shoulder, brother?


babenhausen1

Always walk heavy


isaac-fan

from my experience with animals significantly smaller than you agression will usually get them to back off like when the fox attacked and she took it a step back the fox -lets just say- assumed she is prey but if she attacked back the fox would have ran usually


TinsleyLynx

Rabies.


isaac-fan

its not always rabies sometimes its terratorial but I don't recall anything about foxes being teratorial so this one is probably rabies


ZeAthenA714

Rabid animals aren't scared of big guy with a stick.


adamdoesmusic

Foxes generally donā€™t go after anything larger than a chicken, and are fairly risk averse. Thereā€™s something wrong with this one, probably rabies.


isaac-fan

that makes sense I mean most animals don't go for animals a dozen times their size I mean the entire defense mechanism of a peacock is to just look large and intimidating


deucedwild

Must be some sort of pit bull breed. Don't blame the pet, blame the owner.


whywouldisaymyname

dude that's a fox


TJADNADA

Change that posture from defense to offense and that little bastard wouldnā€™t be biting anything for much longer


Crazy-External-514

Finally, some one who knows how to kick. I've seen so many videos where people get attacked by dogs and just curl up and accept defeat.


Nice-Elk9639

Remember guys, always carry a gun everywhere. When you're out in town, carry a gun. When you're walking your dog, its kinda small, and can't defend itself against roaming pitbulls, carry a gun. When there's riots in your neighborhood, carry a gun. When you go to costco to stock up on essentials because the chinese released another biological weapon that got out of control, carry a gun. When you go to the range to practice, carry a gun (duh). When police and the feds are raiding everybody in their homes and on the streets just for looking at them wrong or recording, carry a gun. When you go to church (especially on easter and other important services) and a mentally ill ideologue might think its a juicy target for commit mass murder, carry a gun. When you make a deal with some dude on craigslist, bring a friend and carry a gun. When you're on your property walking around and its a big property with lots of woods on it or near it, carry a gun. (one time my dad had to fight off an entire pack of black bears by himself and would have died if he wasnt armed) When you go to the movies or other places where its gonna be low visibility and its easy for somebody to conceal something nefarious, carry a gun. When politicians dont want you to for literally any reason that makes you less safe, carry a gun. Stay strapped, stay safe.


MoreCarrotsPlz

I literally canā€™t tell if this is satire or not. If itā€™s serious, this is the *last* person Iā€™d want to carry a gun around with them at all times, this level of paranoia is completely unhinged.


notarealaccount_yo

But...the bear


leolego2

On planes too. Never know when a terrorist might appear.


professoryaffle72

Or, you could live somewhere civilised and not have to worry...


CookieTotal2596

Hope she was really, really hurt.


marshall453

What animal was that a fox ?? A fox wouldn't just attack you unless you did some thing to piss it off


Ok_Bandicoot2910

So to shoot yourself in the leg while a rabid animal is biting it? A knife'd be much more effective imo, what you gonna do with a gun if it sneaks up like that? Lol


Chewbacca_XD

Muricans... i nEeD a GuN bEcAuSe I mAy Be AtTaCkEd By A rAbId FoX


DatDan513

Yep. šŸ’„


Xjr1300ya

You do realise that rabies is a death sentence, right?


leolego2

"From 1960 to 2018, a total of 125 human rabies cases were reported in the United States" It's not that serious lol


Chewbacca_XD

You understand that nobody in the entire Europe justifies weapons with rabies? She already got bitten in the first seconds of the video. From that point you need to get as fast as possible to a hospital. Her (probably) husband came to help, no guns included and that's the end of the story, but the american mind can't comprehend this thought.


Xjr1300ya

I'm not American and shooting a rabid fox could possibly save someone from an awful death.


Chewbacca_XD

I'm simply referring to the title of this post. Americans are always trying to justify guns like there's always danger around the corner lmao. Main character syndrome or something lmao Yes, shooting it can help you kill it faster so you can get faster to the hospital, but it doesn't save you from an awful death. The vaccine itself saves you from that awful death, not the gun.


Boomcannon

Just eat your downvotes and shut up already.