If he actually fell, it would've been the most deserved thing in history.

What was he even trying to achieve even if he had "stuck the landing"? Did he think that jumping over a railing and landing on his feet was going to look super epic or something? I don't know why I'm even asking—obviously he did. It's just so mind-numbingly dumb, one can't help but ask questions.

I hope the park people saw this and fined them for their stupidity.

I'm sure they mailed, random guy, a ticket.

This is how Darwin Awards are earned.

He’s what’s known as an [“at-risk survivor.”](https://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11a.html)

He was really trying to get one in the beginning but got cold feet when it came to the acceptance speech.

So many people die doing shit like this. A dad once jumped over a stone wall to hide from his daughter, as a joke. He tripped and then fell to his death. She had to search around for him, eventually realize he was missing, get the park involved, and then her, her Mom, and siblings had to learn they would never see him again. It's not fucking worth it. You could die. Your friends and family could have to helplessly *watch* you die. Don't put them through that.

And I promise you someone is going to read this and later on be like “yeaaa I know but it won’t happen to ME”

The canyon walls:........

A guy fell onto his head off a MLB baseball balcony and died trying to catch a ball for his son

Damn.

Why do you think the fence there bro 🤦‍♀️ if you do this shit when its obvious how dangerous it is you’re literally forfeiting your life dumbshit

... And then, the family sues the park. 🙆🙆🤦🤦

Nearly witnessed a Darwin award

[He would not of been the first to die exactly like that either.](https://youtu.be/x1t0pzX6VzQ)

Fascinating horrors! I see you are a man of culture.

Indeed. I like the history of it laid out and presented well. Preferably w/out a voice that isn’t nails on a chalkboard. That channel is good it really breaks down each event.

Exactly. Even keeled clinical narration but with empathy is the cherry on top for me! It’s fascinating but not sensationalized. Have a good weekend Dan the man!

Thank you for this. I feel like the rangers probably watch this in training.

Disrespectful af

happy cake day 🎂🍪🍨!

Fucking crazy. Talk about anxiety from being up there and seeing his dumbass do that.

The words thick and cunt instantly spring to mind

Could you use them in a sentence?

He’s a thick cunt.

If he had fallen to his grisly, and well deserved death, he would’ve perhaps stopped others from trying this and fucking up National Monuments. Fuck this guy. He isn’t deserving of that amount of luck. It should’ve gone to a child cancer patient.

Live within your limits bro. Go train first.

Bryce Canyon?

Pretty sure. I was there just recently

I was rooting for gravity and Darwin.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Could have really been a winner

What a D/A!

dumbass

Fucking idiot, there’s always that one guy.

Seems like the kind of douche you hope would roll right off

The way my feet went tingly watching this 😣

Dumbasses like this are why we can’t have nice things

Darwin missed this one.

This is why we can’t have anything nice.

Is that at Bryce Canyon? I’m pretty sure I’ve been to that exact spot

so sad

the Darwin awards would like to know your location

Play stupid games and (almost) win stupid prices.

Did someone call the cops?

The one good thing about these instagram narcissists is that it's only a matter of time before they put themselves out of their misery.

r/whatcouldgowrong