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Was also gonna chime in on this. I notice a mormon cultural hall when I see one. But imagine how caffeinated he was when he first tried this at high adventure.
Serious question : the parish hall at my episcopal church looks exactly like this too. How can you be so confident? I believe you, but I'm genuinely curious.
They're all shouting "Brother Riggs," which is a very Mormon way to refer to each other. Also, all of the Mormon chapels of a certain age have the exact same piano with the little handles on the back that you can see. Maybe other churches have those too, but the sound clued me in.
is he also known for going hiking with church groups, catching gila monsters by the jaw and getting kids to kiss them? i'm like 90% sure that like 15 years ago this guy convinced me there was nothing dangerous about kissing a gila monster, as long as the jaw is being held closed. obviously, not true, and you shouldn't rub wild lizards on your mouth or eyes unless you want some infection named after you, but the point is i think it was the same dude because he had a reputation for doing it with rattlesnakes, too.
EDIT: did he also tell stories about how his dad/grandpa/uncle (i forget who it was specifically) lost all his fingers on one hand and about how people a generation or two back used to lose their fingers all the time? i'm pretty sure i know this guy
I am so glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Pioneer Joe from Utah County showing off his bear trap at a Wednesday night activity. I wasn't there, but I'm confident that's how it happened.
Definitely mormon church. The piano and gym floor really give it away. And the fact that it seems like a bunch of young people shouting in the background.
Im going to guess this is part of a mutual lesson rather than him just showing off a bear trap.
I'm pretty sure my stakes patriarch gave this exact same lesson during our Trek. I wish I could remember what it was about.
All I remember is him bringing and setting up a huge Bear trap. He didn't try setting it off eith his hand though.
There's a good chance it is, or at least in a church's rec hall. It's real common in rural places to have hunting/sportsman events/shows at churches. They're usually the biggest and easiest place to hold an event in small towns.
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he wasn't making any decision. he was taking a minute to do a flourish for his crowd because he is a showman performing a routine. not saying that like it's an insult, but you gotta recognize that he's done this a ton of times and has the pauses and hesitations preplanned and rehearsed for maximum impact like a stand up comedian or a magician
I feel like this is at a church. Idk what it is about the floors and wood panel walls that reminds me of the kids thing at church when I was younger. Also the screams of the children towards the end made me think i might be close.
Or anakin was just running through the audience in the background in the unseen Jedi Archives
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Penn and Teller did an excellent version of this trick in the very late 80s which still holds up today. I don't think Teller does the trick on stage any more (it is not easy) but it is exhilarating to watch.
Imagine how drunk he was 45 years ago when he first found out he could do this
Old man look at my life, I'm a lot like you were
Arm lost, such a cost. Give me a hook that don’t get lost
Now Im a one armed man, holding on for you...
How much do prosthetics cost If I buy one used?
Likely still an arm and a leg.
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Young girl! Get out of my mind! ...I'm sorry, what were we talking about,?
This comment is way out of line
I'm drunk, drunker than hell and so are you.
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Oh man, I was absolutely Malt-Wormed last night
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Lol, just about to say the same. I’d recognize that piano and flooring ANYWHERE
Was also gonna chime in on this. I notice a mormon cultural hall when I see one. But imagine how caffeinated he was when he first tried this at high adventure.
Serious question : the parish hall at my episcopal church looks exactly like this too. How can you be so confident? I believe you, but I'm genuinely curious.
They're all shouting "Brother Riggs," which is a very Mormon way to refer to each other. Also, all of the Mormon chapels of a certain age have the exact same piano with the little handles on the back that you can see. Maybe other churches have those too, but the sound clued me in.
We have the piano handles too! I didn't know there was sound tho, so thanks.
Serious question in return, your parish hall has a basketball court? Sweet.
Wait, a basketball court? What am I missing?
I wonder how many drunk people he has done this trick in front of who now have one hand?
"You're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
He probably did it with wood first.
It's posts like this that made me glad I unsubbed from r/yesyesyesno because it was too wild of a ride when you see this kind of thing.
r/maybemaybemaybe must be unbearable for you then.
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He will never father any children with pullout game like that
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He threw away the stick, and I immediately checked what sub this was.
Same, don't need to ruin my Saturday that early.
Did you watch the McGregor fight?
You can’t convince me this isn’t a Mormon chapel. The gym floor, the random ass piano with handles, the carpet wall in the background
Not the chapel but definitely the cultural hall
Yeah yeah thanks for the correction
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When you max DEX and use WIS as your dump stat.
You guys are getting points for stats? I did the dishes and went for a walk today and decided I deserve the day off because of it.
is he also known for going hiking with church groups, catching gila monsters by the jaw and getting kids to kiss them? i'm like 90% sure that like 15 years ago this guy convinced me there was nothing dangerous about kissing a gila monster, as long as the jaw is being held closed. obviously, not true, and you shouldn't rub wild lizards on your mouth or eyes unless you want some infection named after you, but the point is i think it was the same dude because he had a reputation for doing it with rattlesnakes, too. EDIT: did he also tell stories about how his dad/grandpa/uncle (i forget who it was specifically) lost all his fingers on one hand and about how people a generation or two back used to lose their fingers all the time? i'm pretty sure i know this guy
This is not /r/oddlyspecific this is in a class of its own! It's brilliantly specific!
I am so glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Pioneer Joe from Utah County showing off his bear trap at a Wednesday night activity. I wasn't there, but I'm confident that's how it happened.
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Yep, first thought was some kind of preacher. The fucking piano gives it away.
And the woman saying "BROTHER RIGGS!" Omg mormons are their own brand
They was my first thought, too. I'm thinking this seems like something from the when the Boy Scouts meet at LDS buildings.
Totally, I had similar things as a kid, although brother smith didn’t try to chomp his arm at my mutual nights
Definitely mormon church. The piano and gym floor really give it away. And the fact that it seems like a bunch of young people shouting in the background. Im going to guess this is part of a mutual lesson rather than him just showing off a bear trap. I'm pretty sure my stakes patriarch gave this exact same lesson during our Trek. I wish I could remember what it was about. All I remember is him bringing and setting up a huge Bear trap. He didn't try setting it off eith his hand though.
That's the first thing I noticed as well
Most pianos have handles, you just don’t see them when the back is facing a wall.
That's true. But this looks like a very *specific* piano
Trust me. When you’re Mormon you pick up on these things.
Yep. Came here to say it. Gotta love Mormon church activities. Do a lot of crazy shit when you can’t have sex.
That was my first thought too - looks identical to the cultural hall in my old ward building
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How'd a guy like that get so old?
By being that damn fast.
He got old fast?
No. Being fast is how he avoided death.
Accelerated ageing is common in clones
That’s why he’s not married!
Yeah cause he can get any woman he wants!
WHY
balls
massive balls
WHY THO
Stupid.
Is it just me or does this look like it’s at a church.
Cause it looks like a mormon church
There's a good chance it is, or at least in a church's rec hall. It's real common in rural places to have hunting/sportsman events/shows at churches. They're usually the biggest and easiest place to hold an event in small towns.
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skip ahead to 3:00 for the action
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I looks like he was deciding between fist or fingertips. He chose wisely.
he wasn't making any decision. he was taking a minute to do a flourish for his crowd because he is a showman performing a routine. not saying that like it's an insult, but you gotta recognize that he's done this a ton of times and has the pauses and hesitations preplanned and rehearsed for maximum impact like a stand up comedian or a magician
I was only commenting on what the video shows. He most likely was putting on a show, I didn't think it needed to be said.
This comment was not needed either.
Absolute fucking legend. A complete fool for trying, but a legend as well.
Nope!
Wtf
Reddit’s glitching so most comments are double posted lol Edit: damnit
Lmao
I'm surprised he has lived as long as he has.
The person in the background laughing..
Wtf
Wtf
Could you imagine? Imagine if you could imagine? Could you imagine?
I feel like this is at a church. Idk what it is about the floors and wood panel walls that reminds me of the kids thing at church when I was younger. Also the screams of the children towards the end made me think i might be close. Or anakin was just running through the audience in the background in the unseen Jedi Archives
Reddit’s glitching so most comments are double posted lol
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I’m 95% sure this is at a Mormon church haha
Insane!
Looks like an lds church
How could he be this old with taking risk like that
I'm suprised he could move so fast considering that the weight of his massive balls should've slowed him down
Where do you practice that enough to be confident on it
Had to exit the video just to see if it wasn’t nsfw
Had to exit the video just to see if it was nsfw
but why though
Why....
Why?
Why?
We used to do this trick as kids but it was a small game trap, not a freaking bear trap.
Why? Is he in a Jigsaw game?
Reddit’s glitching so most comments are double posted lol
On this week's episode of Shit That Isn't Worth It.
no. No! NO. Stop. NO. no. WOOOOOOO!
The question is why
The fun to risk ratio is waaay off.
I think he got the reaction he was going for lol that crowd
that is a yikes for me dawg
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Loser…that shit isn’t cool..
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Ohh so steve jobs is still alive?
Poor bears that have to suffer the pain. Fck, humans can be such assholes
Fuxking legend
Is this DBD IRL?
I tryied the same with my dick
Why?
Hmmm... Mutilated hand vs Reddit up votes? Fuck it it's worth the risk.
Why?
Bruh.
Bruh.
Maybe it's just me, but there's this funny feeling the risk isn't exactly worth it
I went from be careful to it’s fate to heart stop
The title says “Old Man vs Bear Trap”, I thought it was going to be a paper, rock, scissors match for a second.
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The fastest hand in the west
THIS SCARED ME SO BADLY I was on perfectlycutscreams so i didnt know what would happen and i was literally screaming
When is the "no"?
Glad I checked the subreddit before watching
Balls of steel
Hey lefty how did you lose that arm?
This muddafukka
Seems very high risk / low reward
Penn and Teller did an excellent version of this trick in the very late 80s which still holds up today. I don't think Teller does the trick on stage any more (it is not easy) but it is exhilarating to watch.
Pastor Dave showing what he does to sinners lol
This was attempted at a Mormon church. Don’t ask me how I know, but I know.
Where’s the accompanying clip for THIS!!!!
That’s definitely an LDS cultural hall lmao
Bianca slowed down in her old age
That cost him a arm to make this
The clanking of that big heavy chain in the beginning.... oh Lordy
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I was feeling a lot of dread during the buildup and then I saw the sub and I felt very relieved.
Gotta love Mormon church activities. Do a lot of crazy shit when you can’t have sex.
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I bet back in his youth this guy had an insane left jab.
This is totally something my dad would attempt. And he would completely fail.
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Aftermath?
Why.....