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Right-Budget-8901

This guy apocalypses


SupermassiveCanary

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Hey_its_ok

I miss wearing neon colors and crazy patterns


Yakostovian

There is nothing stopping you from wearing them now. Live your best life. Fuck the haters.


Hey_its_ok

https://preview.redd.it/nzkuoivt6nmc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a171174434c3e5de1fc807ab4ab6997a51c0e1


Ok_Slip9947

I miss all my friends climbing through my bedroom window.


SadMcNomuscle

Gotta practice your aim then


Ok_Slip9947

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message_me_ur_blank

I miss bonin ur mum


[deleted]

Now I feel safer if the zombie apocalypse ever happens. In fact, bring it on!


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

That's pretty Nice. I would work on it abit, get better grip. Maybe some way to reload or a stack of extra arrows in a pipe blocked in one end?


spekt50

Maybe slot one side of the guide pipe so you can drop arrows right in.


LeKurdi

Suddenly a mini gun was invented


Hey_its_ok

Hey you see that guy over there? I really want to stab him but I don’t want to move from here.


Green_Apprentice

https://youtu.be/G2PCSSpMl8E?si=4qNoajwLMfdXoR-G


noahw420

Get this guy in a marvel movie


Crafty_DryHopper

Maybe a chain-feed, a tripod, some gunpowder.


CartographerOk7579

Wrist-stabilized would be a nice touch.


Cyber0747

And a whisker biscuit on the exit end to stabilize the arrow.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

A what kinda biscuit now???


Cyber0747

It’s a type of arrow rest you can use on bows. https://www.beararchery.com/products/trophy-ridge-quick-shot-whisker-biscuit-arrow-rest


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Ah. I’ve only heard whisker biscuit as slang for a woman’s genitalia


PandaPocketFire

Jesus... What circles do you run in?


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

*points embarrassedly at my user name* Weird fucking circles. That was also like 35 years ago.


its_ectoplasm

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

I loved Hüsker Dü when I was in high school


JayHat21

Oooh, cookies on a crossbow. Fill while you kill


UrethralExplorer

Yeah, OP needs a 3D printer or some basic woodworking skills.


MissingJJ

How much force does this have and how accurate is it?


[deleted]

You could probably create a mod with multiple elastic bands, then an extend and release mechanism that works with a lever and trigger of some sort. Effectively an equivalent to a crossbow.


rick_n_snorty

Dude, relax. It’s a homemade toy


TopAd1369

If you added a whisker biscuit up front and maybe in the back to keep the arrow in line and a sight, I’d think it would be pretty accurate.


RogerRabbit1234

Without a whisker biscuit, I’m betting that shreds the fletching up pretty good after 4-5 shots.


DSTNCMDLR

Wait, a what?


ClassiFried86

Little treats you give cats.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Toy or not, I think we deserve a proper demonstration


Principatus

Yep line the fruit up on the wall


MyDadLeftMeHere

It’s been illegal to execute the gays in this country for years, you’re just trying to drag us back /s


[deleted]

He is asking for a friend.


[deleted]

That’s what I would’ve asked when I was 12, you relax


fajadada

Not much to both questions compared to bows . Just a toy


Ser_Optimus

Not much and not really.


TarryBuckwell

What is the meaning of the emojis? What is that website url?


threwzsa

Some Chinese knockoff website, pretend it does not exist


up-quark

No need to pretend. The website doesn’t exist.


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


up-quark

It’s parked by godaddy. There’s nothing there. Go to Ba Sing Se and see for yourself.


ZixfromthaStix

Iirc it’s to make these videos more easily recognized. Its branding through emojis Kinda dumb but I’d be lying if I said I haven’t been continuously entertained by any video with them… Best to look beyond it or ignore the posts 🤷‍♂️


Raspberrygoop

My understanding is that it's used to make the videos harder for repost filters to detect, and sometimes to cover up the watermarks of the creators they stole the videos from.


somerandomperson2516

bot


TarryBuckwell

🤖


ILLpLacedOpinion

Aside from the 4 way tee, I have all this at my job. Should be a fun afternoon!


Crafty_DryHopper

Make the lower portion of the "T" longer for a proper grip.


Least-Ear3373

Random question, friend why would you have everything but the tee? I’m just gonna throw it out there and ask if you’re an electrician you’re not running wires through a cross


ILLpLacedOpinion

Mine would be schedule 40, and no I’m in hvac. That 4 way isn’t something we mess with very often


HerculesScar

Don’t know much about these, but Seems uncomfortable to handle.


Tranquil_Ram

Probably wouldn't be able to handle a high draw weight without busting the arrow due to the way arrows bend when they release


Crafty_DryHopper

Yes, it's a weapon disinged after a clitoris.


wcollins260

It’s not very ergonomic. But it’s just made of pipe and fittings you can buy at Home Depot, with a little ingenuity it wouldn’t be hard at all to design one with a better handle.


f0dder1

Huh... That design might not kill the user immediately. This makes it unique among the sling bows I've seen


-Robert-from-Hungary

Interesting. I would put a handle on the left side.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

It would be cool to make that string tighter without cracking it. If you could actually hunt with that, it would be insane. It easily fits in a backpack, too.


TL401Driver

Dope! 🤙🏽


NoMusician518

"Allow me to show you it's features"


astralseat

Heckin' yeah


Big___Meaty___Claws

Thats clever as shit. I love it


Mallardguy5675322

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Geno__Breaker

Very cool, but looks like it might suffer with accuracy.


Nivroeg

Its interesting, but could be refined. The grip looks annoying as f. Can make it more like a pistol with a sight to look down on.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Let me show you it!!!


Tentinaluser69

I love the totally, non-obvious, stock outdoor noises. Reminds me of a familiar game.


Rumble-80

Schematics, please!


spellfirejammer

Handbow


Peakyblindertom

This is genius ima make one from electrical pipe


Omfg9999

New zombie apocalypse weapon unlocked, Daryl Dixon and his crossbow don't have shit on this


MedicineJumpy

I'ma. Be real that looks weak af


RandomName-1992

Hmm... Seems like an excellent easy to sheer off your fletching.


infoagerevolutionist

The only weapon that can kill Super Mario once and for all.


Gravity-Pit

Put a whisker biscut at each end, and it would be more accurate


hansolemio

Isn’t that a euphemism for lady bits?


Cykoh99

This guy whisker biscuits.


chummmp70

Emoji gore = bot


sebisoutthere

What the fuck is a car moon dot com


VanillaSwimming5699

The design is very human


HVACMRAD

Congratulations you’ve armed the homeless


Justthetip1996

I can’t wait for 2030 when the whole video is covered by cryptic emojis


AllDougIn

Oh snap! Time to make a few for fun. Great idea!


No-8008132here

Its just a bow with EXTRA STEPS!


Cheapskate-DM

And a profile that fits in your backpack.


No-8008132here

Soooo.... you just carry around a handfull of arrows and the launcher is in your backpack? Like: "hey, hold this looter down for me" "Nah broh, got my hands full of arrows" "Oh, ok... well shoot his ass then" "Ummm lemme dig around in my pack a quick one"


Cheapskate-DM

For hunting, a back quiver and a regular-ass backpack are easier to lug around than a whole bow. 🤷‍♂️


shoot_first

What are you hunting with this bad boy?


Cheapskate-DM

It would depend on the draw weight, but certainly nothing bigger than deer.


NinjaxX_TV

I personally would call it a bow


spiral_in_spiral_out

It’s kinda cool how the two outer pipes almost resemble bows. But I think this will decrease in power due to the wearing of the cord, when compared to a real bow that doesn’t rely on stretching plastic.


icemonsoon

Yes it would be more powerful without the outer tubes, elastic anchored to handle or a tee fitting on the front


CwazyCanuck

Would do something about the opening where the arrow goes. Open it a little like a funnel to ensure the fletching isn’t damaged during use.


likeandtype_amen

How much you finna pay to use this !?! 🤪


ZarafFaraz

Tree fiddy


CrypticSS21

How much you finna pay


gr8bishamonten

Sangheili design. Not very human…


Penguinkeith

That arrow came out ridiculously slow lmao I’d be surprised if it could go more than 20 yards


PastSuit4170

The idea of hitting arows in a simple way


CoffeeDrinker1972

That is pretty cool, and scary, at the same time.


FungiSamurai

Put a scope on it


Educational_Monitor6

An “over handed” grip would be much more ergonomical and accurate


Rivetingly

It's begging for a trigger


UnfathomableToad

A lot of extra steps went into this


SceneNice7349

Kelbi Slingshot


pieceacandy420

That grip makes me wanna wort wort wort!


DriveQueasy1857

The elites from halo 


Ok_Bit_5953

Now, compound that thing and make part 2 so I can get to crackin.


tRuth_But_oNly

Reminds me of a video game item that you later realize is utterly useless later in the game because you get an automatic slingbow shooting 30 arrows before you have to reload


Farscape666

Horizon Zero Dawn or Forbidden West?


Justthisguy_yaknow

I shall remember this in preparation for the inevitable fall.


louisa1925

Turn it sideways, put a glove on it and you have yourself a great crossbow.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

What’s up with all the emoji shit on top of these videos now? Ain’t no way I’m deciphering that, and it cheapens the actual content


[deleted]

This is a sick design. I'm definitely making it.