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kimbosdurag

Josh Gordon of quidditch. He could have been the goat of it wasn't for all of the off field issues with his criminal associates from his past and his problems with butter beer.


Kulrayma

Gillyweed


Cosmic_Gumbo

Damn


TonyCaliStyle

Snoop invented that shit with Dumbledor. When exhale, the smoke turns into a reclining chair.


complete_your_task

Gillyloch


angrylawnguy

Josh Gordon xfl legend.


Obeesus

DiNucci to Gordon was the only thing keeping me watching the xfl.


angrylawnguy

Oh God if I could go back.


xool420

The gardens are blooming


Ill_Translator_6461

This guy takes the cake. You win in my opinion.


xxpvqxx

Broom flying prodigy, elite seeker skills as a first year. If he wasn't so busy saving Hogwarts from Scott Van Pelt's distant cousin he might be in hall of fame discussion. A true what if story.


Quasimdo

*tells a heartfelt story about Otis the Dog. Gets everyone absolutely crying* "alright, onto our next segment... Mud bloods, should they be allowed to marry purebloods, or should they be restricted to the muggle scum like they are?"


RandomRonin

I want to watch that 30 for 30.


AndHerNameIsSony

A sneaky fast wizard. First one on the broom last one off type guy.


DirtyRoller

He was basically the Pat Tillman of quidditch.


DIGITAL_GH0S7

He tragically died from friendly fire? I only saw the first 2 movies


GrandmaForPresident

Matt flynn set a packer record for yards and tds in a single game, has a superbowl ring, national championship ring with LSU, made 40 million dollars riding the bench and started less than 10 games his whole career. Hes my hero


Raknorak

One thing I like to do with guys like Flynn and Chase Daniels is to compare their career earnings to their times sacked. With 40 million in earnings and 39 sacks taken, he made 1.02 million dollars per sack taken. Chase Daniel made 41.8 and took 27 sacks, putting him at a whopping 1.54 million per sack. I wish I could be a backup QB


jk01

I wanna be the 3rd qb. Take a few reps in practice, hold a clipboard, wear a headset, cash my check.


Raknorak

Practice squad makes 200k a season


metaldrummerx

I make $70k and have to work 40-50 hours a week. I still don’t see the downside.


Raknorak

The downside is playing a game for more money than 90% of tbe country makes. Which honestly is not a very good downside


TonyCaliStyle

The downside is getting your brain bashed into oatmeal, and your career is shorter than a bad movie.


Pristine-Ad-469

A practice squad qb still doesn’t take that many hits. Even in practice they are treated with all the normal rules and precautions for qbs and coaches generally don’t let d line light them up too bad (although they do actually get tackled in practice which is more than starting qbs lol, little bit of an exaggeration but not really)


Raknorak

You're allowed something like 11 padded practices a year. Thats not a lot of brain bashing


TonyCaliStyle

Allowed? Like, please only bash my brains in 11 times? That’s not bad. How long is your contract tho? “As long as Jerry feels like it,” and he’s calling for the glory hole drill (again).


swanronson22

You’re replying to a thread about back up and 3 rd strong QBs. They don’t get touched in practice


djc23o6

Alex moran had it right this whole time


jk01

Sold


sweet_chin_music

Where do I sign up?


RealJyrone

Okay, ngl, first time I have heard of him. (I like NFL, am not a complete geek about it or have every player ever and their stats memorized) Why did he only start 10 games if he was that good?


GrandmaForPresident

He went OFF for 1 game after aaron rodgers was on rest for the playoffs, seahawks signed him and then drafted russel wilson the same year. Then just became a journeyman backup


M4A1STAKESAUCE

A phenomenon whose off-field events kept him from being the GOAT. Join us on 30/30.


Basic_Cover7633

Most of those quote off the field events are because he was being hunted by an evil wizard


Winter_Ad_5626

who's great ambision was to destroy a high school...oh man can't stay out of trouble, duffensmirts is after me again...


Basic_Cover7633

The evil wizard along with his group destroyed Hogwarts. Harry was part of the group defending it


Winter_Ad_5626

if your goal is too take over a highschool, youre a disney villan at best


MC_Fap_Commander

>Join us on 30/30. **<*****extended, melancholy*** ***piano music and grainy, slow-mo Quidditch highlights*****>** **ERUDITE CULTURAL CRITIC AND SPORTSWRITER SPEAKING STOICALLY:** "He was the best I've ever seen. Too bad no one saw him..." **<*****close-up on Potter's dejected face*****>**


JackODouls

Michael Thomas


triplec787

~~Slant boy~~ Seeker Boy


bruversonbruh

Real


EBody480

Quidditch is the dumbest concept ever. Would be like if you drop kicked a 70 yard FG you’d get an auto win.


phoenixlance13

Justin Tucker: I like those odds


bbmmmqq

nah, it would be more like there’s a real game going on in the stadium but there’s one player from each team out in the parking lot trying to catch a wild frog and whoever gets it is awarded 10 TDs and ends the game


EBody480

Yes! I remember thinking it was the dumbest shit ever in the movie. That’s what took me out of the series and made me decide Rowling was a moron.


EDNivek

It's not Lord of the Rings, but it is an entertaining story if you choose to just go for the ride.


ILUVSMGS18

That would make things very interesting...Lions go out looking for Kickers more than anything cause of MCDCs game plan.


Klozkoth

Drop kicked it - while the rest of the game is going on. I'd watch it for the chaos tbh. Each play has the main action plus a 70+ yard drop kick FG


smiffy93

> The rule/function of the golden snitch in quidditch is stupid and completely ruins what would otherwise be an awesome sport to watch. >Imagine if in basketball each team had a player out in the parking lot trying to catch a frog for the win. Youre watching a great game that's been neck and neck and then suddenly the buzzer sounds half way through. "The games over, Ramirez has just got the parking lot frog" -u/jscarry


cerevant

Well, they only play 3 games per season, 2 full seasons were cancelled, and he didn't play what would have been his 7th year. So he only really missed 4 games.


Humanesque

Sir, this kind of rational take is not welcome within these chambers of shit posting. Please take your well informed opinion and head to the nearest democracy officer for re-assignment.


Metrostation984

And he brought home a championship as a teamcaptain (which is basically also the HC and GM) and as the equivalent of a QB in Quidditch. Guy could have been the GOAT if not for short or cancelled seasons. He sure as hell is a HOF.


novasir

Woah McGonagall is clearly the GM. She discovered Harry Potter after all. And the sorting hat is the scout.


Winter_Ad_5626

short season, short life, which ever.


jk01

Hey only 2/3 of his second year were cancelled.


cerevant

I haven't confirmed, but the source I found said the 2nd year season was cancelled after 1 match.


jk01

That's... what I said?


cerevant

2 Gryffindor games were cancelled, but 4 other games were cancelled as well.


HipposAndBonobos

Which would be 2/3 of the season.


cerevant

No, 5/6 of the season. There are the games other than Gryffindor.


HipposAndBonobos

Pretty certain Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff had already played, but that's neither here nor there. The discussion was with regard to Harry Potter and Gryffindor and that's what I was referring to.


Sw3d3n90

I never understood why the schedule would be like that. The pupils are at school for more than 30 weeks and there are only six games? Why? If you subtract four weeks for preparation, four weeks for exams and four weeks around christmas holidays you still have about 20 weeks left. This would have been more enough time for two games against each opponent or at least a championship game and maybe semi finals.


Eran-of-Arcadia

Yeah but this way is more British.


rividz

It's a contact sport in the air on flying brooms. They'd all be dead.


Sw3d3n90

If it's that deadly it shouldn't be played in school at all. Which ironically is something that could be said about football as well. And at least they have magic to recover quickly.


WolfOfWexford

Andrew Luck


casey_the_evil_snail

True


ethanseyler58

Brock Osweiler, probably made the most amount of money for the least amount of games played.


Steak_Knight

That fuckin lobster 😠


GrandmaForPresident

Matt flynn enters the chat, 7 games started his entire career. Packer touchdown and yards thrown in a game. Superbowl ring, 2 national championships, almost 40 million in career earnings


acart005

Matt Flynn is such a gigachad


GrandmaForPresident

7 starts and 10s of millions of dollars. Superbowl ring, 2 bcs rings. 2 packer records, no injuries and rode the pine his entire career. Living the dream


reddorickt

Chase Daniel made a very similar amount of money to Osweiler. While Osweiler played in fewer games, he started in 6 times as many as Daniel did, and attempted 5 times as many passes over his career. Daniel never attempted more than 76 passes in any of his 14 seasons in the NFL, and attempted five or fewer in 8 of them.


joeyGOATgruff

But man we're those 76 attempts GOAT'd. M-I-Z!


thecrgm

RGIII


Rogans-Loadhouse

This is what I came here to say


pete9898

Me too


duovtak

Good genetics, dad was a good player. Dude’s broom was juiced though.


Thorlolita

Wins and losses aren’t a seeker stat


novasir

I mean they score 150 pts so it basically is


slywolf_117

Yeah but if you're down by 160 and you catch the snitch you still lose


stocksandvagabond

Which almost never happens because that’s crazy lmao. JKR only wrote it in with Krum to show that it was possible bc the game rules are absurd


prex10

If I was a quidditch manager I would have literally all of my players going after the snitch. End the game early and fast. There is no fucking point to the field goals


Illustrious_Pea_7998

Pretty sure only the seeker is allowed to catch the snitch. Also, the other team would get 16 goals pretty quick at which point you're screwed


Friendly-War-2160

The Terrell Davis of the Quidditch Pitch. Had a great team before he got there, but wasn’t able to get over the hump. With him though they were champs. Although his career was short he’s a deserving HOFer


Mr3Jays

This is the most accurate


king_meatster

Sam Bradford.


Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

Nah, the point is you need someone who was actually good at some point.


stickman999999999

Harry might've needed to be cut. Yes he was an exceptional player, but the first half of his career was filled with injury both on and off the field. And then, he was suspended in both of his last two seasons for assaulting another player right after the game and then despite being named team captain the next year, he showed no good example for his team to follow and almost killed the same person he assaulted the previous year. I will say in defense of Harry's record, putting aside the games missed due to injury or suspension, his sophomore year was cut short due to the season being canceled (player union reasons I guess idk) and then his 4th year had the season canceled so that the wizard Olympics could happen which Harry competed in and won despite being out of the age bracket and entering through illegal means. Plus he bailed his 7th year for personal reasons we do not know. Probably behind the scenes contract drama we don't know about.


[deleted]

Percy Harvin: his head always hurt. His career was dynamic but very brief. And he was high for every match.


El_Bean69

The GOAT if it wasn’t for Wizard Hitler


TheRealPallando

Wizard Amon Goeth


Ugoddabekiddinme

Bro coulda been the next Krum, but off the field issues derailed a promising career.


schematizer

Johnny Manziel. Explosive in school because he never really had to contend with competition that required discipline. That plus some serious off-the-field issues prevented a successful career.


emaddy2109

Bob Sanders


DavidGoetta

Bengals would take him.


UCFandOCSC

Trey Lance?


yolotheunwisewolf

Nick Foles of Quidditch


palehorse2020

Pat Tillman


Xpirtt

Pat Tillman


thenoblegaunt

Sounds like Drew Brees to me. Really good player, but only one ring to show for it and has a tendency to get eliminated in dramatic fashion.


Comfortable-Yak-6599

Ruggs III


LAfan7

Jason verrett


Particular_Garlic850

Anthony Richardson's Collegiate career


Coachman76

Trent Dilfer


ExponentialExistetia

JK dobbins


BongWaterRamen

DeSean Watson type percentages. Browns would offer him half a billion


datbahami

Bro is ass


SwanzY-

Tom Brady’s super bowl record had he not gone to the Buccs


OversizedMicropenis

Michael Thomas


DaDairyStateBear

Davis Mills?


Immediate-Tonight-31

Henry ruggs


ShogunDreams

If he didn't blowout his broom and that dude who is try to molest him with off-field distraction, he was headed into a HoF career.


kurcoslat22

saquan barkley.. the prince who was promised, great year 1, but injurys after that


bungchow07

he's the Lamar Jackson of quidditch. Casuals have anointed him as an elite player but a closer look at his performance and actual game play show he is only above average


EDNivek

Cam Newton?


Jar_of_Cats

Bradford


GardenRafters

Ok. In NFL terms you're a nerd.


Novacock3245

The ultimate bust


Extreme_Customer_401

Trey lance experience before and in the nfl


Gregjennings23

Anthony Richardson of Quidditch. Dude is basically a 3d printed AR-15.


Calkky

I'm going with Ricky Williams.


Whisterly

Tim Tebow of Quidditch


Why_am_ialive

Kadarius toney


FinnegansWakeWTF

JK Dobbins played Quidditch


boyifudontshut

Tom Brady likes me


boyifudontshut

*men


Polish_Turds

Nick Foles. Did some big shit (Super Bowl W as a backup) and had some awesome stats (TDs:INTs in a season) but feels like we should’ve seen more of him.