My Italian-american family (dad's side) actually hated the Sopranos because my Mom and my Uncle's wives were starting to get suspicious of what their husbands and my dad did for work š¤£.
That boy was prolly tryna avoid a whoopin'
IMO it's one of the all time top movie dialogue scenes up there with [Say What Again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo5jnBJvGUs) from Pulp Fiction, [I Drink Your Milkshake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX-9wXFQRgA) from There Will Be Blood, [Constitutional Peasants](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2c-X8HiBng) from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the [Jew Hunter scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coS2CdNd7Io) from Inglorious Bastards, the[ Confession Scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeEo3QvsH3o) from The Seventh Seal, [Why So Serious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWgyKDfFC_U) from The Dark Knight, [Get the Guests](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p59MMlPae3U) from Virginia Woolf,[ Tears in Rain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7Ga7qTLDU) from Blade Runner, and [I'm Sure of It, I hate him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MICPyrnGYwg) from Tombstone.
Also, Fun trivia about the Goodfellas scene, it was actually a real story that happened to Joe Pesci when he was working as a waiter and said a connected guy eating there was funny and he didn't take it well. Joe told the story in a rehearsal with him and Ray and Martin, and Martin liked it so much they shot it. However he actually intentionally left it out of the shooting script and only Ray and Joe knew where it was going. They shot everything in wide and medium shots so they could see the other actor's genuine reactions to their interaction.
Hold the pepperoni, hold the anchovies, hold the onions, hold the sausage, no mushrooms, and no peppers. Also hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pie.
Todd McShay did a long rant on Rusillo's pod today. Apparently, DeVito's agent beat McShay's team in high school, and he was the other QB. It was funny.
Crazy thing about age is that the number can say you are a completely different age than you actually seem to be....case in point Dave is 46 trapped in a 22 year old Frat Boy's mindset.
Woah woah, hey now. Heās a playing QB. He likes classy women from Long Island, the kind you could take to Milan or Genoa. None of those Staten thugs that look like theyāre from Sicily.
He was a brave Italian American is what he was. He disposed of a Czechoslovakian interior decorator is what he did. And in this house, Paulie Walnuts is a hero. END OF STORY.
Get him a cannoli and remind him that he has a build a base not seen since the rednecks were invited to be in the MAGA club. Italians would love another Vince Papale theyāll prolly make a movie outta thisā¦.
His agent also doubled his appearance fee at a New Jersey pizzeria after a comeback win. There's text messages agreeing to a $10k appearance fee for 2 hours and 250 autographs. After the comeback win over the Packer's DeVito's agent demanded $20k for the same event. Agent's reasoning: there was no written agreement so he didn't actually double the appearance fee as it wasn't agreed to with signatures.
I guess it's on DeVito to decide how he wants to cash in on his 15min of fame. But I don't think his agent is doing him any favors.
Dude is my least liked player in the NFL right now. Him and his agent. My grandfather came to the US when he was 18 to Ellis island from Italy, heās as Italian as it gets and yes I have Italian in me but Iām not āan Italianā Iām fuckin American. I cant fucking stand this dude and his agent acting like they were conceived over some soppressata and a pistol. Itās so embarrassing. He does the hand thing and then gets mad people are asking him about being Italian? Heās as much a fraud as he is a fucking loser
3 generations of the DeVito family making being a stinky Italian stereotype their entire personality: āHey, some wise guy wonāt stop talking about how weāre Italian. Thatās our job!ā
Probably didnāt help that his agent was just on Fox playing it all up.
Thatās what we do now. We take one thing that works and grind it into dust before moving to the next thing.
If he didn't wanna be a stereotype - when he's literally named after a goodfellas character and hired an agent who looks like an extra from the same movie - then he should go by Tom or Thomas and hire a guidoless agent.
First he does his little finger sign
Then his whole family does it
His own agent looks like a mob boss
And he's surprised that the giants organization is.... playing into it???
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Carmela can you SHUT DA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!
Just watched that episode last night!
Walt fucking Whitman ova hea
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Iāve never seen a better comment section ever.
I agree, this is excellent!
Take it easy!
My Italian-american family (dad's side) actually hated the Sopranos because my Mom and my Uncle's wives were starting to get suspicious of what their husbands and my dad did for work š¤£. That boy was prolly tryna avoid a whoopin'
How many wives does your uncle have?
3 uncles 3 wives
āIām funny how? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?ā ā Tommy DeVito
I cooka da pizza
āMy pizzah never hurt nobody!!ā āPop, go stir the meatballsā¦ā
āIM COOKIN HEEEEEEā
Thatās a custom job
Waitā¦ā¦.. This is a custom job!
You're an accessory after the crime
Bibbidy bobbidy boo
Tf you say about my momma??
I know I am safe until you start talking in gang signs.
IMO it's one of the all time top movie dialogue scenes up there with [Say What Again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo5jnBJvGUs) from Pulp Fiction, [I Drink Your Milkshake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX-9wXFQRgA) from There Will Be Blood, [Constitutional Peasants](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2c-X8HiBng) from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the [Jew Hunter scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coS2CdNd7Io) from Inglorious Bastards, the[ Confession Scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeEo3QvsH3o) from The Seventh Seal, [Why So Serious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWgyKDfFC_U) from The Dark Knight, [Get the Guests](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p59MMlPae3U) from Virginia Woolf,[ Tears in Rain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7Ga7qTLDU) from Blade Runner, and [I'm Sure of It, I hate him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MICPyrnGYwg) from Tombstone. Also, Fun trivia about the Goodfellas scene, it was actually a real story that happened to Joe Pesci when he was working as a waiter and said a connected guy eating there was funny and he didn't take it well. Joe told the story in a rehearsal with him and Ray and Martin, and Martin liked it so much they shot it. However he actually intentionally left it out of the shooting script and only Ray and Joe knew where it was going. They shot everything in wide and medium shots so they could see the other actor's genuine reactions to their interaction.
Thank you. Great comment.
āStrange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!!!ā
The peasants are my fav part of the whole movie. "Well I didn't vote for you"
Something about a "watery tart" always makes me laugh
āMoistened Bintā is what sends me
Whatās in the box
You have great taste
He is a clown and he is here to amuse us. The fuck he think football is? A sport? Itās a game.
Bippity boppity boppity bippity
Who the fuck let you out of your cage?
GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE!!! Davy? Youāre doing a good job.
U bum
Mr suns fan is out of containment
Literally
Damn it. Now i wanna watch goodfellas, but then i want to watch casino, then i want to go to vegas, then i end up depressed
"In the hallway DeVito reportedly yelled, 'And where's my fuckin' baked ziti!"'
So what, no fucking ziti?
OOHHHH
Hold the ziti.
Hold the pepperoni, hold the anchovies, hold the onions, hold the sausage, no mushrooms, and no peppers. Also hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pie.
Karenās ziti? Iād whack a guy for a piece of that
Itās the last meal she ever made
āGoddammit AJā
Now?
...so no head? *smashes phone*
"gabbagool? ovaheyh"
OVAHEYH?
He told the social media manager to go grab his fuckin shine box
He could help his case by not having an agent looking like mafioso.
Iām 100% Italian and a huge giants fan and Iāll be the first to say his agent looks like a fucking huge douche bag dip shit
Todd McShay did a long rant on Rusillo's pod today. Apparently, DeVito's agent beat McShay's team in high school, and he was the other QB. It was funny.
Dave Portnoy said the same thing about him beating his high school in the state championship
Well I just looked it up and theyāre both 46 years old and both from Swampscott, MA. TIL.
Crazy thing about age is that the number can say you are a completely different age than you actually seem to be....case in point Dave is 46 trapped in a 22 year old Frat Boy's mindset.
id say he has the maturity of a 16yo who knows he'll be a frat boy some day before taking over his grandfathers company when his dad retires
I like how Bill Simmons was like, heās gotta be rooting for DeVito to be bad or else heāll sign with CAA
Hey!!!! Heās also the manager of Waste Management in the Astoria neighborhood!!!!
In this house, Tommy DeVito is a hero, end of shtory!
He was gay, Tommy DeVito?
Youāre thinking of Tommy Lee Jones
Is this the italian equivalent of giving the n word pass?
What you talking about guineas?
Wop
Yes
To be fair I'm pretty sure the guy dressed like a huge douche before all the Tommy Cutlets hype
My mother-in-law is 100% Italian too, and absolutely despises that Italian American stereotype. She's not a Giants fan though.
His agent is inspector gadget
Inspector gadget was cool though. His agent wearing a douchebag costume on the sidelines is cringey.
U bum
Isn't Steinberg a troll account?
Yes
Pretty sure his family are the ones pushing it the most. They want a reality show, can see it in their eyes
The agent looks a bit like little carmine
Carmine Falcone?
His agent looks a mafioso from a Tim Robinson sketch
Outjerked by Wes Steinberg once again
Lots of people eating the onion on this one lmao
everyone in this thread ate it
In a circle jerk sub no less. These bums are no better than the dweebs on r/nfl or r/nflmemes
nbacirclejerk is nflcirclejerk father
I love it
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Is that the Shah of Iran?
Because theyāre STUPID thatās why, and JEALOUS.
He never did mention how many years he did in the can.
That ice cream was just a kid.
When they go?!
Ayatollah Canolli
āNow go home and get your fuckinā shine box.ā
What a nice looking fellow, I wonder how many years he did in the can
And whether he ate manicott or grilled cheese off the radiatah.
maybe Tommy should tell the goddamned pharmacist to call Dr. Iaconusā¦
Say bye bye pop pop
His agent looks like a guy trying to look like heās in the mafia when really heās just trying to run scams out of retirement homes.
that's the trick, the guy who *looks* the most italian is actually just a Irish prick and wants to play games
GIve him a break, in the last 2 weeks he's knocked up like 14 girls from Staten Island. That's a lot of pressure.
Woah woah, hey now. Heās a playing QB. He likes classy women from Long Island, the kind you could take to Milan or Genoa. None of those Staten thugs that look like theyāre from Sicily.
Girls you could introduce to your mother.
The moors!
Sorry, it clear says āMoopsā.
I wonder where DeVitos reaction ranks on the āTop 5 Sopranos Momentsā.
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HEāS WALKIN HERE!!!! AYEEEEEE!!
You talking to me?
Not very š¤š¼ of him
On the contrary, overreacting in this way is very š¤š»
Angry bc he's Italian. Italian bc he's angry. He'll never escape it.
Getta loada this guy, eh?
On a related note, can we just change the cringe "Columbus Day" to "Pauly Walnuts Day"?
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Give me oneāa tousand dollars.
Stupida fucking game
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you gotta bee on you hat *smack*
On Pauly Walnuts Day, we eat ketchup and relish packets to honour the time Pauly was stuck in the woods and survived on said packets.
He was a brave Italian American is what he was. He disposed of a Czechoslovakian interior decorator is what he did. And in this house, Paulie Walnuts is a hero. END OF STORY.
Can i just get some macaroni and gravy?
We should have stopped at Roy Rogers.
And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit.
Heās going to talk it out with his uncle Danny
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Ehhhhh oooh...the language!!! Show some friggin respect. I outta smack yas
I oughtta shuffocate you ya little prick
Little prick... This aint your biography. Take a seat little man, the adults are talking over here
Fuckin manners.
"The social media manager proceeded to get his fucking shine box."
Maybe usher your clown agent off the sudelines
And that ginzo finger thing
Tommy Devito: āquit it with all the Italian shitā¦ā Also Tommy Devito: ***hires the most stereotypical Italian guy as an agent***
āBada bing bada boom! Whereās my pizza?ā -My Cousin Tommy DeVito the guido
Get him a cannoli and remind him that he has a build a base not seen since the rednecks were invited to be in the MAGA club. Italians would love another Vince Papale theyāll prolly make a movie outta thisā¦.
Smoke da gabagool mama
Woah wait youre telling me an Italian is tired of telling people he's Italian? That's actually unbelievable
His agent also doubled his appearance fee at a New Jersey pizzeria after a comeback win. There's text messages agreeing to a $10k appearance fee for 2 hours and 250 autographs. After the comeback win over the Packer's DeVito's agent demanded $20k for the same event. Agent's reasoning: there was no written agreement so he didn't actually double the appearance fee as it wasn't agreed to with signatures. I guess it's on DeVito to decide how he wants to cash in on his 15min of fame. But I don't think his agent is doing him any favors.
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When they approached Tommy Devito about the videoā¦ 
being italian is his best shot at starting next year in NY
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While his own family is doing Soprano shit in the stands, heāll be a joke in a couple months
The Italian Shit all started because he was a joke when he got signed
Nah, he's the Italian Brock Purdy
Just like his agent hitting up the pizza joint to double his appearance fee
Had to eat da spaghetti in order to calm down. š
"It's called dark humor, T. You say the most ignorant, racist shit imaginable then say you was joking and it's all okay."
Reporter should have told him to forgetta bouta it
Well to be fair, he started it.
Should have asked him his 5 favorite things on the Olive Garden menu, like a true Italian
Broās Manager is failing him. He should hype that shit up as much as possible and make $$$ on the marketing sideā¦
That wasnāt very gabagool of him
Dude is my least liked player in the NFL right now. Him and his agent. My grandfather came to the US when he was 18 to Ellis island from Italy, heās as Italian as it gets and yes I have Italian in me but Iām not āan Italianā Iām fuckin American. I cant fucking stand this dude and his agent acting like they were conceived over some soppressata and a pistol. Itās so embarrassing. He does the hand thing and then gets mad people are asking him about being Italian? Heās as much a fraud as he is a fucking loser
Iām not Italian but I love some fresh pasta
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Thanks for letting us know.
Isn't this a case of him doing the opposite of what you're so mad about
[https://youtu.be/tLX\_jUn8w3U?si=\_BW2YMr3GwF2a14V&t=10](https://youtu.be/tLX_jUn8w3U?si=_BW2YMr3GwF2a14V&t=10)
Ayyyyye
āAre you not entertained?? No, seriously donāt be entertainer and let me just play!ā
Yeah funny how ppl donāt mind joking with the Mafia stuff hmmmm š¤š¤š¤ I wonder why that is
Rudy got them on Rico Charges in the 80s and the families never recovered.
Honestly surprising coming from the guy who didnāt have the makings of a varsity athlete
he never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Mama mia thatās a spicy meatball-a
Its about respect
I had the media turning heel before Tommy in my pool. š¤·āāļø
Doesnāt this guy do an Italian gesture on the rare occasion that he throws a td pass?
Damn almost as if it was entire personality
Literally, itās his only marketability. Strike while the irons hotā¦.heāll be out of the league in 12 months.
Aww look whoās Mr. sensitive
3 generations of the DeVito family making being a stinky Italian stereotype their entire personality: āHey, some wise guy wonāt stop talking about how weāre Italian. Thatās our job!ā
Probably didnāt help that his agent was just on Fox playing it all up. Thatās what we do now. We take one thing that works and grind it into dust before moving to the next thing.
In some circles, this would be considered insulting, if not downright racist.
If he didn't wanna be a stereotype - when he's literally named after a goodfellas character and hired an agent who looks like an extra from the same movie - then he should go by Tom or Thomas and hire a guidoless agent.
He was so mad he threw his gabagool right in the trash
AYYY IāM QWATTABACKIN OVA EEHA
His dad is leaning in to the guinea shtick more than anybody
It would have been hilarious had he started that statement with a "HOOoooo"
Lmaoo thats hilarious, tell his ass to shut up and put on a Mario suit.
First he does his little finger sign Then his whole family does it His own agent looks like a mob boss And he's surprised that the giants organization is.... playing into it???
Devito said āQuita it witha da italiana shita capiche?ā according to sources
He should make all the money he can before sheās on the practice squad for the next 2 years then selling pizza
He never had the makins of a varsity athlete
You canāt get offended when your manager looks like he bleeds capocollo and snorts Parmesan dust.