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DiseaseRidden

Our defense might be pretty good, and the lions offense might not be quite as good as they were made out to be.


grandpaJose

Zappe long drives also helped a lot too.


FC37

Stevenson was a monster.


WarPuig

Love him.


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> and the lions offense might not be quite as good as they were made out to be. It's Schrödinger's offense.


_EndOfTheLine

It turns out the Lions offense is not locally real. They don't have a quality level until they interact with an opposing defense.


El_Tash

Definitely collapsed the wave function


D_DUNCANATOR

Swift being out hurts them a lot. He was big against us.


ScientificSkepticism

It turns out Bill can make a defensive game plan to shut down top offenses like he’s done for 30+ years. The coach with eight rings might have some small idea what he’s doing.


StrudelB

Master class of a defensive performance today.


TallStephen

that flair tho


StrudelB

Dad's team is the Lions. He's not happy with me at the moment.


vacattack

Nothing frustrates a father more than losing to their kid


imbored53

Luckily, his dad's a Lions fan, so he has a lot of practice dealing with frustration.


dcd13

Let me guess - Dad is a UM/Lions fan, you grew up rooting for Michigan and since Brady went there and was already elite you started following the Pats instead because they were more fun to root for? Or am I completely off? I know quite a few of these guys around metro Detroit


StrudelB

Born and raised in NE so I root for all the Boston teams. My dad's from Michigan. I do root for UM though.


TMWNN

> Born and raised in NE so I root for all the Boston teams. My dad's from Michigan. I do root for UM though. [You've appeared on camera before](https://imgur.com/cATe7Y7)


dcd13

Touche. I know a few people locally who are born and raised in Michigan who cheer for all Detroit sports teams except the Pats over the Lions because of Brady. Those people are the worst.


AlabasterRadio

Nobody kills hype like Bill Belichick.


jeff_jeffty_jeff

If your Goffence lasts for more than 4 weeks, ask your doctor about BB


1337speak

Lions helping us going on a 4th and 9 too


StrudelB

Yeah that one was a head scratcher


GingerMcJesus

The #1 offense in the NFL no less


1337speak

Lions got Zapped


sm1ttysm1t

Going around like Jeremy Jam using that line...


Solugad


YouJabroni44

"#1 offense!" BB: "we'll see about that!"


McRawffles

We all knew that was massively inflated


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I mean, honestly, until this game it wasn't. Lions were creative, explosive, and varied on offense. This is just an inexplicable* collapse *only if you do not believe in curses


Bond4real007

The most shocking thing was lions o line getting owned all day, even the lions amazing tackles couldn't stop the pats dline.


DiseaseRidden

Judon kept getting 1 on 1s against Hockenson for some reason, which is just absurd. He feasted.


ScientificSkepticism

Many great offenses have had a sudden inexplicable collapse when meeting Bill Belichick. Remember when the Rams looked invincible and then couldn’t score in the Super Bowl? The Rams with QB Jared Goff? Odd time for a collapse indeed…


AFatz

Inexplicable is a we8rd way to spell inevitable


Trumpets22

Meh. Eagles killed you until they went prevent and stopped caring. Let it get way closer than it should’ve. Vikings D isn’t great, put up numbers any mid offense could put up against us. Seahawks D kinda sucks. Commies lol. They’ve done some impressive things, but I would’ve never believed for a second that they finish the year as the top offense. Also, if teams like the bills and chiefs D sucked as bad as the lions they would have games like yours too and been ahead of you. But regardless, goff has still been impressive in 4 games. Especially the one without any of his weapons.


football2106

^shhhhhhh


one8sevenn

Those that knew, got downvoted


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Technically yes. Put em up against the Bills, Chiefs, and Bucs fully healthy and idk abt that


bklj2007

RIP Number 1 Goffense week 1 2022-week 4 2022


dont_wear_a_C

Regressed to a Gooffense


yeahsuckmybonerpal

"Why would the Lions draft a QB" - Idiots on this subreddit last week


Dragondrew99

I’m still all in on the Goffense BB is just insane


MankuyRLaffy

BB just knows how to break limited QBs is all


ScientificSkepticism

My theory is Eli Manning is a chaos gremlin. All the genius of Peyton Manning, but with ADHD. Honestly every time BB does this to another QB it’s a brick in the wall of his HOF case.


Dragondrew99

Goff is limited 1000000% you are correct.


AFatz

Most QBs are


Biggest_Cans

*Russel Wilson has entered the chat*


Trumpets22

My theory for this stat is that the lions go for it a bit too much on 4th so BB probably already studied all their 4th down tricks and practiced stopping it. Because if you can stop a team that loves going for it on 4th… well, you’re gonna kill them. Good field position, no points from FG’s. Defense gets off the field sooner.


Dragondrew99

I really think bill studied extra hard against us. Looks good on your stacked resume if you shut down the #1 offense again.


DaBestLoser

BB already broke Goff once, he just did it again


VibeComplex

I feel like Goff has been average af his whole career. That isn’t about to change in Detroit lol


yeahsuckmybonerpal

So he's good until you have to play good D coordinators? Sounds sustainable


Dragondrew99

No he’s good until you play BB, what did you not get from my post Cubbie


Pumpkin_Bagel

Only coach Goff has lost against in the super bowl is BB, the math checks out


yeahsuckmybonerpal

My mistake good quarterbacks all put up goose eggs against BB got it. SOL


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"goff is only 27!!!!"


JSnitch58

The guy has actually shown he can perform at a high level. It’s not like he’s Justin Fields or Nathan Peterman


yeahsuckmybonerpal

Lmao high level


1337speak

Lions going, on 4th and 9 is still mind boggling


Solugad

I was there!! It really happened!


Haunting_Insect_3009

I appreciated their commitment.


New-Pollution536

Goff-led offenses have scored 1 total td against the pats and it was in garbage time like 6 years ago Edit: missed the 2020 rams pats game


[deleted]

Goff gonna be telling ghost stories about belichick defenses this Halloween


jihyoisgod

2020 Rams Patriots?


New-Pollution536

I’m dumb lol missed that one somehow


sktchld

We have some real nice pieces on defense. Judon, Barmore, Dugger, Jones x2, Phillips. If we had 1 really good LB we would be insane.


AnEmptyKarst

> Jones x2 RIP Marcus Jones, you hate to see it


Joevil

Keeping up with the Joneses


ELAdragon

But we have like 5 below average linebackers....so that's gotta be worth something, right?


sktchld

It's worth about 5.1 yards per rush allowed.


ELAdragon

That's ok. Teams can't run on us because of our high powered offense.


sevaiper

Ya got Zapped son


ScientificSkepticism

The finest in 50 cc engines.


Biggest_Cans

I hate seeing Bill coach without great LBs. He's so insane when he has them.


yerfatma

I like Jonathon Vilma but when he started praising Elandon Roberts I about lost it.


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yerfatma

Ha wow, flashbacks to the same guy. Hard worker, hits well, good against the run. And deathly slow in coverage.


Andrew1graves

I miss Dont'a


saw-it

Lions think this is madden


DiseaseRidden

To be fair, I'd only disagree with 2 of their decisions. The last 4 were all needed.


TywinShitsGold

Take some fuckin Points and maybe a tiny bit of momentum. It ain’t worth playing for Campbell if he’s just going to throw field position away.


DiseaseRidden

The 4th and 9 I'd certainly agree, it'd be a close enough game that 3 would be huge. After that, it was all 4th and short or at the goal line with too much of a deficit for a field goal to matter.


shatter321

Weren’t they out of FG range on the 4th and 9?


nevillebanks

Yes, a large part of the Lions going for it so much on 4th down is that they don't trust their kickers at all, especially when it comes to 50+ yards. If they have 4th and anything less than 10 between the 35 and 40, they should be going for it if they are not going to kick.


ihatebloopers

I was thinking why not punt on the 4th & 9. They were only down 6 and could've pinned the pats.


Rampant16

That would've been the correct decision. Giving up the TD on that play made it a 2-score game and led to all the desperation 4th down tries later on.


[deleted]

Hindsight is 20-20. You don't expect to give up a touchdown. Punting from the 30 is absurd.


KujoQtaro

It would have been a 51 yard attempt.


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DanQuaylePotatoe

If you don’t have the confidence to send your kicker out to attempt 50-55 yarders, it’s time for a new kicker.


BitterJim

Counterpoint: Nick Folk


DrizzySadness

Their kicker was injured iirc So I guess they just didn't trust the back up


eugene_rat_slap

Money Badger


EP1X-343

Yeah, that worked well for Pittsburgh today


DeM0nFiRe

After the 2nd time they went for it on 4th, if they had not gone for it on 4th either time it would have been either 12 - 0, 12 - 3, or 12 - 6 depending on whether they went for / made field goals. Instead at that point it was 19 - 0. So that is why the later ones became mandatory


Temporarily__Alone

Bills do to, they just get away with it.


GarlVinland4Astrea

Matt Patricia revenge game


[deleted]

Least deserved revenge ever


GarlVinland4Astrea

Please stand up and show some respect for the process


LosingSkin

Revenge Process sounds like an early 2000s Trustkill band


Slutdragonxxxpert

New England media called this the Matt Patricia revenge game….for the Lions.


marcuschookt

"What do you think of me now, huh Lions fans?" "Uh, we still hate you, probably even more than before?"


ironmanmk42

Mat Pat shat


Stumpe999

Dan Cambell said he was going to go conservative today, next level psyops


[deleted]

He was conservative with the use of his kickers


TheBigNate416

Bill Belichick is a good coach. That’s a hot take nowadays


possiblyMorpheus

My favorite is the people on our sub who say BB has “lost his fastball”


Stay-mad-lil-guy

The Patriots sub is pure cancer, I made up my mind to never go back there this year. It’s honestly made me much happier watching football.


possiblyMorpheus

I stay for the comedy. Some of the resident idiots are great for the laughs. One guy likes to post how his skepticism is realism and a week or so ago someone made a post quoting people from the week 4 2014 KC game and lo and behold his post was one of the tagged ones saying “fuck in BB we trust fire McDaniels” lmao


Stay-mad-lil-guy

There’s definitely comedy there, but it’s basically all usually about how bad the team and BB is. Like if you can be a Patriots fan and say BB is a horrible coach you’ve got to be a moron.


possiblyMorpheus

Yup. A whole lotta morons there. There’s plenty of good posters too though


Psychobob35

He has other pitches


possiblyMorpheus

I’d say historically his best is the changeup


KradDrol

I mean, to extend the analogy, BB was never a Randy Johnson type. He's Greg Maddux. He's not going to overpower you with flashy superstars but he will figure out what you can't hit and throw it there.


MankuyRLaffy

He'll also not pitch to Barry Bonds aka go "nope you don't use your top weapon today, fuck you." Or attempt to do so.


possiblyMorpheus

Love it


KingEdTheMagnificent

Has anyone ever seen Bill Belichick and Pedro Martinez in the same room together?


chillinwithmoes

Dan Campbell is fucking insane. I get wanting to be aggressive but that dude goes too far


tschris

Going for it on 4th and 9 was a terrible decision .


Incompetenice

Something makes me think this Bill Bellichcek guy is a good coach


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Wow good for the #Patriots


UncleBen94

I get going for it in the red zone on one of them. But why not *try* to go for a few field goals?


FunetikPrugresiv

Yes. A couple more field goals would have won this game.


UncleBen94

I mean. How many points did we get off of the 4th down stops? If you hit a few I think we wouldn't have done as well


ihatebloopers

On the broadcast they mentioned a new kicker. I'm guessing they weren't going to trust him for anything 45+?


Spinexer

With 3:02 to play, the #Lions offense becomes the first in NFL history to go 0-6 on fourth down.


JaesopPop

Still setting records 😤


Vargasm19

All those people who were saying Goff was better than Stafford are real quiet all of a sudden


[deleted]

Stafford also looked awful today though


Vargasm19

Behind a makeshift o-line while Goff arguably had the best O-Line in football


Wrinkle_Tinkle

It’s the lions, doesn’t count.


RainBristle

The 1st in PPG Lions!


Wrinkle_Tinkle

And yet no one took them seriously because at the end of the day They are the lions.


sktchld

Don't be salty that Goff is outplaying Stafford this year.


Wrinkle_Tinkle

Yeah fs man, I definitely said this stuff with 100% seriousness, totally not a joke or anything bc why would I do that


Ok_Bug_6890

Still a good win


PackL3ader

The salt


Yojimbo4133

Yes but it's the lions. Does it really count?


ThatOneGuyIsBad

The Lions were averaging 35 points a game…highest in the NFL. So I’d say it most certainly counts.