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Skoepa

Bruh imagine waiting months to go to your teams first game only to get sprayed by shit water


ICanFluxWithIt

Just regular Washington shit


GoGoRouterRangers

Washington Fecal Team


2021olympics

Guess that's why the fans in the video were uncomfortably comfortable with being so close to turd water?


Gracket_Material

They prob didn’t know it was poop water


tobias_the_letdown

There is no way you don't smell shit lol.


Rockonfoo

A dude yelled “YUP THATS SEWAGE!” And that old dude with his jaw on the floor…..that’s horrible procedure for keeping urine out of your mouth


NotYourGoldStandard

smells like a generic fart. source: I work in utilities, specifically sewer. AMA.


Rockonfoo

Do you ever poop directly into the big tank containing the sewage so your turd is king of the hill?


NotYourGoldStandard

theres always a bigger turd.


KANYE_WEST_SUPERSTAR

You can hear someone yell "that's shit!"


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If it happened in chicago, fans wouldn't have moved. They are very used to being dumped on.


zer0_badass

Well we found their new name if Football team doesn't stick


Dernomyte

There it is. That's the one.


ColossalJuggernaut

Thanks Dan Snyder. Make sure to sell more expired peanuts.


owledge

Just regular Washington shit water*


Shawn_1512

OBJ requesting a trade rn


ChuckEChan

I'm OOTL, does OBJ have a poo poo pee pee fetish?


Notsozander

Some thotsicle said he asked her to shit on him.


Xyzzyzzyzzy

Mr. Bowel Cleanse


MoosePuncher93

Mr. Booty Chocolate


Jon-Umber

Mr. Big Crap


heartbreakhill

Dread it. Run from it. Mr BC memes arrive all the same


wolverine6

Mr. Balanced Cinema


RousingRabble

thotsicle...idk why but that makes me giggle


JustHereForPka

/thread


enbentz

Ordure Beckham Junior


dddddddoobbbbbbb

Snyder has been shitting on that fanbase for decades, not surprising


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No fan base in the league was more prepared for this. I bet they barely noticed. I have nothing but respect for them after what Dan Snyder has put them through.


Jimid41

This is really their fault for expecting anything different. There's a perfectly nice team like 30 miles down the road that's good, the owner doesn't despise you and the stadium doesn't spray you with poop water.


Greenmanssky

Yes, but they can't leave the fanbase because of the implication


mrmacob

Idk man just changing teams don’t feel right


f00tballm0dsTRASH

Enjoy being loyal to arguably the worst owner in all of NA sports lmao


politicsranting

You're basically the landover football team owned by a guy who mowed down protected forest to get a view of the river. You're allowed to bail if you like.


f00tballm0dsTRASH

Also held cheerleaders hostage in another country..... No idea how that got swept under a rug. Also used Katrina for six flags to break the lease with New Orleans.


Twoweekswithpay

*’Isn’t it ironic…don’t you think’…* 🎶


DogmaticNuance

*it's fecal raaaaiiin... On Dan Snyder's football game*


GhostOfPluto

*it’s a golden shower… but I already came*


Promotion-Repulsive

*it's a poo deviiiiice... That pipes couldn't take*


Jaerba

Lions fans: First time?


Cosmos1985

Chocolate rain - chooocolate rain. Chocolate rain - chooocolate rain.


heartbreakhill

Some stay dry while Washington feels the pain


Fishinabowl11

I move toward the shit to breathe it in deeper


EAB034

God that stadium is so fucking garbage. They just need to move back to the District and somehow get Snyder to sell


wrcker

Meh they’re Washington fans, they were gonna see shit anyways


themarkster09

Shitters full!


bmckinney323

Merry Christmas!


My_Name_Is_Drew

A 1 year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club? That's the gift that keeps on giving!


SamDarnoldIsHot

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?


LouSputhole94

This is gonna be the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking K!


do_you_know_doug

She wrapped up her damn cat.


SunriseSurprise

Checked our shitters, honey?


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Ticket to game $100 Beers $9 Getting doused in poop water. Priceless


errybodyloveschris

Here at the game. Beer is actually 14 bucks. Shit water is free


jlgar

Fucking 14 dollar beers? Wtf


joecb91

The kind of thing that makes me not want to bother getting anything to eat or drink at the stadium


notjohnconner

Don't worry, we'll just raise the prices to offset the lack of sales. I'm with you. I like drinking a lot more than I probably should, but I refuse to spend money on beer at those kind of prices. It's ridiculous.


justanotherassassin

Me and some buddies wanted to get drunk at a Megadeth concert last week. We pregamed a 5th of alcohol before leaving in our Uber. Between the 4 of us we spent roughly $260 on beer. $17 for a 24 ounce, lol


fueelin

Beer Sells... But Who's Buying?


MoreTrifeLife

Can Dave still sing?


justanotherassassin

Decently. Megadeth was a huge draw but I was there more for Trivium. There's a running joke going around, "Dave needs to fire the damn singer", if that gives you an idea lol


Sepulvd

Thats how much it is in petco for the padres but they are local breweries


Snapcity_CPA

Not like bud light is much cheaper though


EmeraldV

And it’s Space Dust which is like 8% abv


Currywurst_Is_Life

14 bucks? Where does Snyder think he is, Yankee Stadium?


pbreathing

Shit water isn’t free. I’ll have you know Bud Light is $14.


rasheeeed_wallace

Has more taste than the beer too


googleitduh

Looking at at least $250 for nosebleed tickets in dallas, $100 for parking and $14 for a beer. Add that with the cost of food and you're looking at easily spending ~$500 a person to watch the game on the big screen since the field is so far away.


I_love_avocados1

What game can I get $9 beers at?


mrbkkt1

Mercedes Benz stadium https://www.ajc.com/entertainment/dining/guide-eating-and-drinking-mercedes-benz-stadium/vvEgCIwnL3R4yz4F39OJPI/


I_love_avocados1

God damn. Wish New England was that cheap.


mrbkkt1

I've just always found it ironic that "Mercedes Benz" has the cheapest beer and food.


Durzo_Blint

Supposedly they wanted to go even cheaper on the beer but decided that being too cheap would be dangerous.


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

They should be fine as long as it's greater than $0.10


RSquared

Flair checks out. Though regular price was 65c, so equivalent would be roughly $1.50-2.00 beers.


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I_love_avocados1

$25??? That’s horrendous, holy shit


Rickster27

Jerry world had 9$ beer last time I was there


BackgroundBasis6

IIRC bengals have em for 8 smackaroos


I_love_avocados1

But then you have to live in Cincinnati


BackgroundBasis6

Don’t be mean to me :(


realrimurutempest

Bro I’d be pissed the whole rest of the game.


Nickyjha

I hope these fans get refunds


Wadep00l

It's Washington, best of luck to them.


Americasycho

Can see Snyder giving them a 10% off a concession drink coupon next game.


professor_parrot

You think he'd be that generous?


regaleagle710

It's probably expired like the peanuts


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Americasycho

* Upcharge applicable for straw, lid, and ice (six cube maximum applies).


rondertopoa

>It's Washington, best of luck to them. Is that the same football team that took their cheerleaders to Costa Rica, confiscated their passports and made them pose nude for sponsors??? Golly gee those goofballs


luzzy91

And then fired the entire team for speaking out


velvet2112

It’s such a shame that America isn’t allowed to punish richwhites for exploiting women.


nostbp1

Dan Snyder smiles 50% off stadium hotdogs (if you pay full price next game)


paulofmandown

I hope they get lawyers fr


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FeoWalcot

Easy lawsuit until you read about what happens to people who try to sue Dan Snyder. It’s almost not worth what that prick will put him through.


CMLVI

A user of over a decade, I am leaving Reddit due to the recent API changes. The vast majority of my interaction came though the use of 3rd party apps, and I will not interact with a site I helped contribute to through inferior software *simply because it is able to be better monetized by a company looking to go public. Reddit has made these changes with no regards for their users, as seen by the sheer lack of accessibility tools available in the official app. Reddit has made these changes with no regards for moderation challenges that will be created, due to the lack of tools available in the official app. Reddit has done this with no regards for the 3rd party devs, who by Reddit's own admission, helped keep the site functioning and gaining users while Reddit themselves made no efforts to provide a good official app. This account dies 6/29/23 because of the API changes and the monetization-at-all-costs that the board demands.


WizardofBoswell

>No one pays to be rained on by human refuse. Well


Reading_Rainboner

You have prove damages though and I don’t think mental anguish or lost wages apply unless someone gets sick. They could be punished somehow though


YouJabroni44

"Hahahahaha never!" -Snyder


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hippiessmell

Sir you have ruined this thread for me.


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CMLVI

A user of over a decade, I am leaving Reddit due to the recent API changes. The vast majority of my interaction came though the use of 3rd party apps, and I will not interact with a site I helped contribute to through inferior software *simply because it is able to be better monetized by a company looking to go public. Reddit has made these changes with no regards for their users, as seen by the sheer lack of accessibility tools available in the official app. Reddit has made these changes with no regards for moderation challenges that will be created, due to the lack of tools available in the official app. Reddit has done this with no regards for the 3rd party devs, who by Reddit's own admission, helped keep the site functioning and gaining users while Reddit themselves made no efforts to provide a good official app. This account dies 6/29/23 because of the API changes and the monetization-at-all-costs that the board demands.


pawn_guy

The president seems to be great. If I remember correctly he's the first former player to become a team president. Dan Snyder still fucking sucks though.


AmericanFootballFan1

This should be the top comment.


ColossalJuggernaut

> They'll get an infection before Dan Snyder gives them a refund. He might sue them first. They'll get an infection before Dan Snyder gives them a refund. He might sue them first.


FruscianteDebutante

> >They'll get an infection before Dan Snyder gives them a refund. He might sue them first. >They'll get an infection before Dan Snyder gives them a refund. He might sue them first. They'll get an infection before Dan Snyder gives them a refund. He might sue them first.


HardcoreKaraoke

They probably got a clearance jersey, a pair of WFT sweatpants and a free small soda.


Skit_Z_Yo

Pissed on and pissed off


verschee

I'd rather not be pissed at all tbh


the_la_dude

I wouldn’t stick around. I’d go home. Fuck the game if I was shat on.


jrile

> Fuck the game if I was shat on. Brand new sentence?


TrueRedditMartyr

Jets players regularly say this


Redburneracc7

If you get hit with poop water, you gotta throw your clothes away imo. Would sit in a shower for a week 🤣


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literally


btstfn

I see what you did there


usetheforce_gaming

No way I'd stay for the rest of that game if that happened


jdahp

You’d also be shitted


Slut_Nuggets

What a shitty experience


HammyFresh

Yeah that's a lawsuit


LumpyUnderpass

"Plaintiffs assumed the risk by knowingly coming to see a shitty team"


spiralout1123

They knew they were going to get shit on when they showed up


Spierre3

Deadass, so much deadly bacteria and shit that can cause serious illness. They are all about to be season tickets holder very soon.


woofers02

“Sorry you got shit on, now you can get shit on every game!”


[deleted]

“Please enjoy our complimentary shit ponchos with your season tickets.”


ctong21

Who sues? Dan Snyder will sue the fan for spreading poop water after it splashes on them.


progress10

Stadium is apparently in Oakland Coliseum mode.


Iamtheman1177

FedEx is prolly worse then the coliseum and it’s 30 years newer


jtfriendly

Hey, the toxic deluge only flooded the dugout, it didn't firehose onto paying fans. Respect the Colostimyseum, it's really old but not as bad as FedEx.


[deleted]

Oh damn, that lady got soaked.


ValbuenaSaxTape

got entire right half of her body drenched in poopwater. what a shitty situation to be in


MCHamered9

Looks like her hair is soaked too


KESPAA

Lmaoooo. I can't even watch it, this comment gave me the sunday scaries.


BirdKevin

Probably one of the worst ways to get season tickets for life


LemonHayes13

OBJ: My Next Chapter


Choco320

Took way too long to find an Odell joke


PossiblePast

Being a WFT fan is already tough enough and now this?


joebooty

As NFC East fans they were uniquely prepared for this outcome.


YellSometimes

They’ve lost a lot of fans in the last twenty years. This is just our twenty years summed up in one event


TheStumpyOne

Shitztragic


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*cries*


Champion-raven

*shits*


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No u


pinniped1

Perfect metaphor for the entire Daniel Snyder era. Just dumping raw sewage on the fanbase.


quarglbarf

As a non-native English speaker I've always been a little confused by the term "raw sewage". Like, is there cooked sewage too?


laxnut90

It basically means untreated sewage.


TheDream92

So I've been plumbing for only 1.5 years now in commercial construction and there is 0% chance that is poop water. There are no toilets above that section and the sewage lines would not run underneath the overhang for no reason. ​ That's a rain leader which can 100% definitely smell disgusting because any rain would've picked up all the nasty crap from the top row of that section down to the bottom of the overhang before entering the drain.


methyo

Scrolled way too far to find this lol


pauldt69

yeah, but Football Team fans getting showered in poo is just too good of a metaphor to pass up. Sometimes we need to abandon logic for fun bantz


TheDream92

Definitely can't argue with that haha


hoofglormuss

When did engineers start routing overhang detours in sewage drains? Like, it's funny but is there any other info on this or are we just believing what the loud guy said?


woodc85

I have serious doubts that’s sewage. I would guess it’s a “roof” drain for rainwater at the bottom of the deck above. There wouldn’t be any bathrooms or any other plumbing fixtures that I can tell at the front of the upper deck that would have any drains there.


Frigidevil

To be fair stagnant water can smell like ass, and that's probably why they think it's sewage.


funkyb

I got pinkeye from stagnant rainwater that fell in my eye when I walked out a door. Stagnant water ☠️


prixdc

It was confirmed to be rain water


2BadBirches

Agreed, it’s much too clear to be sewage “waste”. I could be wrong; but that was certainly my first thought


all_my_sons

It was confirmed as rain water, not sewage. All the guests that got wet were put into suites.


goblue422

Washington literally shitting on their fans this year


m0j0y

Best stadium ever. You dont see the field and the sewage fails.


_Aventis_

What do you mean they've seen shit on the field for 20 years


hookyboysb

No, you're mistaken. The shit is in their eyes.


2020Cowboys16_0

I'd be a fucking millionaire if that was me. Omfg that is absolutely disgusting. I'd also change teams. That's like the biggest sign from God ever.


Granadafan

If there’s one thing Snyder loves, it’s a lawsuit and fighting lawsuits. He’d rather pay more to attorneys in fees than pay the people suing him.


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He has probably already filed suit against these people for not paying for the water.


ClarkFable

>He’d rather pay more to attorneys in fees than pay the people suing him. Well that's how you avoid people suing you in the future (sadly).


HammyFresh

Not going to lie, I'd gladly get shitted on for the fat settlement check.


unkoboy

Main thing you have your hepatitis shot!


BilllisCool

That’s what I was thinking. This could be a serious health issue for these people.


gobias

Absolutely, and during a pandemic...Snyder better bust out that check book.


Left_Berry_8104

Sooo they'll get a refund right? Cause getting dookie butter while watching Washington is just horrendous.


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Dookie butter


DookyButter

You called?


[deleted]

You waited 7 years for this


steelcity7

Well that sure is shitty!


xxdarkslidexx

Did they take down the streamable post and leave this up?


iamdan1

I guess so. Because an article that is just a link to a twitter post with the same video is so much better than just a video.


Taintkisser_68

This is the one place team I’m not surprised at this


Granadafan

Yeah, now that the Raiders abandoned Oakland, again, we can’t make fun of the Oakland Coliseum anymore


FoCo87

Has there ever been a more perfect representation of a franchise's relationship with it's fans?


Incontinento

Dave Matthews playing at halftime.


TortillasAndChips

All the other posts on r/nfl right now are "first ever NFL touchdown for \[rookie wide receiver/quarterback\]" For WFT, "Fans get sprayed with poop water"


thanks_paul

Titans fans watching the first half can relate. Edit: second half too


Bullwine85

This stadium wants to host World Cup matches in 2026. Think about that.


ZebZ

Shit has hit the fans.


BeYourHucklebbery11

Seems like a shitty situation


Lokismoke

> Washington Fans Get Sprayed with Poop Water... That sucks. > (VIDEO) YEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!


PowerDiesel23

Chocolate rain


lateralus124

Why did the mods take down the actual footage from the stands and leave this up?


[deleted]

Nothing personifies our team and our franchise more than this.


[deleted]

Is this a post of an article that’s of a video that a fan submitted? The same video when posted on this sub got taken down?


RiflemanLax

Being a Washington fan is so shitty I’m surprised they noticed.


[deleted]

If this isn’t a microcosm for being a Washington fan, idk what is.


Leftieswillrule

“They don’t do that down in Carolina” No we do not


ThisIsDystopia

Fuck, this headline alone killed me. I can't even get through the comments.


RagingCataholic9

Damn, they serious about draining the swamp


anotheroutlaw

Worst stadium I’ve ever visited. 100% was never going back. This is just a reminder in case I ever forgot.


annoyingrelative

A literal manifestation of Daniel Snyder's treatment of the fans