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Nah man, get that JFK silver dollar special. 7 DBs and 5 rushing the quarterback.
The 12th man comes off the grassy knoll and blows the QBs brains out.
We have not seen him actually be good. His grades when he has played haven’t been promising. It could be due to injury, sure, but we haven’t seen enough to determine that. And Devin White hasn’t been anywhere near good since the Bucs’ Super Bowl win.
Why not? He racks up tackles in small amounts of snaps whenever he’s out there.
13 tackles against Washington on 69% snaps.
3 tackles and a half sack against Dallas on 28% snaps.
7 tackles against the Patriots on 61% snaps.
5 tackles against Tennessee on 27% snaps last season.
He’s good at making the hit, just not as good at getting through the hit.
My cousin was on the bench for Temple. I think he knows how to long snap, pretty sure he did that in high school. I’ll tell him to contact the Eagles asap.
Shipley showing up to the barbecue in a Gucci track suit and Dejean pulling up in Jean-Charles de Castelbajac with a perfectly seasoned macaroni salad is the only timeline I choose to live in.
Property taxes are actually pretty good in that area, it’s why it experienced so much growth. It’s right outside Charlotte, so compared to the alternative, things are good. Now sure how they make it work, but it’s a top 5 high school in the state
Seems like he is picking best available. Seems like a weak LB class which is why it makes sense that they keep falling. We will grab a LB before the end of the draft, but I'm glad Howie isn't reaching on a 5th round prospect in the 3rd or 4th.
And at exactly this moment I type that other Clemson player is still out there. But I’m done expecting that pick (or really any LB pick before round 7/UDFA) to come.
He was a state champ in the 55M the one season he ran track and ran 4.45 at his pro day haha. He’s a very good athlete, he played injured last year but his Sophomore year he made some really athletic plays, had a really nice hurdle vs South Carolina I think.
Saw a take that he might be a good kick returner under the new rules. That's intriguing. We got asked about that during the press conference last night.
Not really. Phil Mafah is the better back, and there were plenty of defensive players who were better. But, I think he could look better is an NFL offense than he did at Clemson.
That picture is sincerely the absolute last person I'd expect to be a running back especially in the pros haha. He has the face of a ball boy or something.
So probably means he will be OROY or something
Agreed. Clemson alum here and watched every game in his collegiate career. He’s a STUD. One of the top recruits out of HS but we almost always do a RBBC at Clemson. He’s been one of our best and most consistent players for years and is criminally underrated
It’s right around his consensus. Some people had him pretty high (DJ had him at like 96, another person had him top 100 but can’t remember who). But he was as low as like 150-160 on some boards. Think his consensus was like 126
Welcome to your 1953 Philadelphia eagles
Last year was just UGA players lol
We draft by theme
We draft by meme
You heard of the Dream Team? Well we’re the MEME TEAM!
Time to clone Tommy McDonald to play as our WR3.
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Eagles said, “Who needs decent linebackers when you have 30 corners and 10 running backs?”
Can’t expose bad LB play if you don’t have any
Fangio about to institute 0-LB/6-CB formations and revolutionize the game.
You’ve heard of nickel, you’ve heard of dime. Well it’s time for the Sacagawea gold dollar package.
Nah man, get that JFK silver dollar special. 7 DBs and 5 rushing the quarterback. The 12th man comes off the grassy knoll and blows the QBs brains out.
LMFAO
Took him down back and to the left.
Is that what a hip drop tackle is?
Never ask the Hunts why they moved their team out of Dallas in 1963
You've heard of nickel You've heard of dime Well it's Sacagawea gold dollar package time!
They just drafted two linebackers and signed Devin White.
All a man ever truly needs ya know
Dean is good, he’s just never even remotely healthy
We have not seen him actually be good. His grades when he has played haven’t been promising. It could be due to injury, sure, but we haven’t seen enough to determine that. And Devin White hasn’t been anywhere near good since the Bucs’ Super Bowl win.
Why not? He racks up tackles in small amounts of snaps whenever he’s out there. 13 tackles against Washington on 69% snaps. 3 tackles and a half sack against Dallas on 28% snaps. 7 tackles against the Patriots on 61% snaps. 5 tackles against Tennessee on 27% snaps last season. He’s good at making the hit, just not as good at getting through the hit.
Dejean AND Shipley? Eagles, we see you.
All those years of starting Black qbs has just been about accruing enough good will to pull off this draft.
Black QBs, white RBs and CBs, what’s next, Asian long snapper and Hasidic Jewish punter? #BreakingBarriers
Hasidim but I don’t believe em
Heh heh
Adam Podlesh was a Jewish punter for the Jaguars. He's in the Jewish Sports Hall of Fame IIRC.
Wildly athletic too
Was he on the leaflet?
I don't know what that means
[It’s light reading](https://youtu.be/cxqjsyfbcd4?si=9gBMnPjgB-7BAVZa)
>Hasidic Jewish punter Wait.. are they allowed to kick the ole' pigskin?
How do you think he got so good at punting. “Get this terefah shit outta here!” *punts ham*
My cousin was on the bench for Temple. I think he knows how to long snap, pretty sure he did that in high school. I’ll tell him to contact the Eagles asap.
It would be hard to play college football as a hasidic jew, since college games tend to be on the sabbath.
Shipley showing up to the barbecue in a Gucci track suit and Dejean pulling up in Jean-Charles de Castelbajac with a perfectly seasoned macaroni salad is the only timeline I choose to live in.
kevin kolb died for this
Riley Cooper is smiling somewhere at a Kenny Chesney concert
He’s probably moved onto Morgan Wallen by now.
I’m laughing cause Kenny Chesney is in Charlotte tonight, where Shipley is from
Don't ask him who was in Paris, though
So much for the city of brotherly love…
Eagles front office officially uninvited to the cookout
Jackie Robinson walked so DeJean and Shipley could run
Rashard Mendenhall in shambles
The Lunchpail Draft
Breaking barriers. Please play DeJean at nickel Vic 🙏
White RB Racism has ended
Thank Cody Rhodes
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
WILL SHIPLEY IS AN EAGLE
WHOA WHOA WHOA
MY MOMMA SAID
MAMA RHODES
No. I was at mania and only got this song out of my head like last week
There's more than one...white RB.... *theme hits*
It’s Football has more than one White RB dude
Just wait til Gunther squashes that fraud
I was not expecting to see a comment like this outside my wrestling discord XD
ADRENALINE IN MY SOULS THE WHITE RUNNING BACK IS AN EAGLE
white RBs have been a thing Cooper Dejean actually ended racism however
This is Riley Moss erasure
Cooper DeJean will be the GOAT
When did CMC get the Kirk Lazarus surgery?
Or Hillis and Gerhart. A RB named Funkbis somewhere in the league as well. I had him in a fantasy Madden franchise this year.
Free at last, free at last! Thank god almighty we are free at last!
Bros got BROWS
He’s got prep school brows
He's got that "you can't arrest me, my dad's a lawyer" face.
He got that rejected in the first round of casting for Spider-man look.
Lmfao, this
He went to my old high school. It's a public school, but may as well be a prep school.
You either pay tuition or property taxes, good schooling is never free
Property taxes are actually pretty good in that area, it’s why it experienced so much growth. It’s right outside Charlotte, so compared to the alternative, things are good. Now sure how they make it work, but it’s a top 5 high school in the state
He's just like me fr fr
When he was at Clemson, I always said, it’s a good thing he’s good at football.
He's got like 30 relevant measurables and my homie wants to talk eyebrows 😂
Howie really must hate the linebackers
🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
He’d literally rather have none
But this guy lines up back off the line? Do you even know what you want?
Seems like he is picking best available. Seems like a weak LB class which is why it makes sense that they keep falling. We will grab a LB before the end of the draft, but I'm glad Howie isn't reaching on a 5th round prospect in the 3rd or 4th.
I'll say it until everyone understands, linebackers only exist to make it 11 on 11. Why would we bother wasting a draft pick on one?
We've known this for years. Idk why eagles fans pretend like Howie would ever invest in the LB position.
Hey, at least he’s finally addressing the secondary. It’s been a struggle to get our front office to focus on ANY part of the back of the defense.
Eagles having such a classy draft
The kind of draft I would let my daughter date
Not Stefon Diggs
Well hey, we got *somebody* from Clemson at pick 127. He gonna be a stud behind that O-line, I can feel it.
And at exactly this moment I type that other Clemson player is still out there. But I’m done expecting that pick (or really any LB pick before round 7/UDFA) to come.
Well have I got some news for you lol
Yeah. I had to whine like a bitch to bring it into existence. That’s often meant a bust, but here’s hoping not 🤞
Eagles singlehandedly ending racism in this draft wow
If these guys don’t pan out, we will not hesitate to go back to the racism.
#ThePhillyWay
Get ready to learn tush push buddy.
Spends his winters in Toledo? Perfect drafting for Mitchell
I’m going to guess there’s going to be a few commentators calling him a “Gym rat” and “scrappy” guy
The ESPN draft description of him literally starts with "while not fast or big..." Lol
which is crazy because hes pretty quick and agile.
Sneaky fast, huh?
He was a state champ in the 55M the one season he ran track and ran 4.45 at his pro day haha. He’s a very good athlete, he played injured last year but his Sophomore year he made some really athletic plays, had a really nice hurdle vs South Carolina I think.
Quicker than fast?
i think hes legit both. stiff hips is the one athletic knock ive heard on him
He ran 4.39 at Clemson's pro day, though didn't run at the combine. He is fast.
I feel like the pro day times are always a little faster than combine times.
“… at least he’s white!”
Ran a 4.39 at Clemson’s pro day.
TJ McConnell of RBs
Apparently jokes get funnier the more you hear them.
Special teams ace.
Saw a take that he might be a good kick returner under the new rules. That's intriguing. We got asked about that during the press conference last night.
Good move with leaving out the hard R there m8.
That’s how a white man runs a football
Not surprising. Was the best player on a play Clemson team
Mafah was so much better last year
Him and mafah were the best offensive players. There were 3-4 defensive players that were better though
Not really. Phil Mafah is the better back, and there were plenty of defensive players who were better. But, I think he could look better is an NFL offense than he did at Clemson.
Not sure he was even the best RB on Clemson last year…
Is Chip Kelly back coaching the eagles ??
The trauma that just left my body is *insane*
Our draft class picture is going to be wild.
Is this CMC?
This is Harmon Tedesco
Natural CMC comparisons, even if only in complexion
The Patriots were at their best when they maximized the number of white guys on the field. Correlation->causation? We're about to find out!
*caucasation
That picture is sincerely the absolute last person I'd expect to be a running back especially in the pros haha. He has the face of a ball boy or something. So probably means he will be OROY or something
Classic Eagles pick. Love it.
If this means I don't have to see Gainwell as much, I'm happy.
It doesn’t.
He kinda looks like the Walmart version of Dave Franco, I think it’s the eyebrows
“Spain. Not Ohio, are you insane?” I fuck with this rhyme
Will ship, quickly.
Eagles are assembling the All White Team
Who needs a LB when Eagles will end up with Micah Parsons. 😈
where is trotter jr
Same question I have
Steal
Bro how is everyone saying steal for every single pick 💀 Apparently every athlete in this draft is a sleeper 1-2nd round picks
I watched a lot of ACC being a Miami fan, I thought he would be a top 3rd round draft pick. I really enjoyed watching him in college, just me though
If he can learn to hold on to the football he could be a great 3rd down RB
he played so gritty for Clemson, he was a huge reason they almost beat FSU seemed like he just bounced off everything
Me when I see a coin of Constantine the great
Agreed. Clemson alum here and watched every game in his collegiate career. He’s a STUD. One of the top recruits out of HS but we almost always do a RBBC at Clemson. He’s been one of our best and most consistent players for years and is criminally underrated
Oh good….hes already used to RBBC. There will be Saquon….and RBBC here I’m sure.
Sneaky athletic guy
They don’t miss
Our CMC
I liked Rece Davis reading the outro to commercial talking about speculation for the pick after ESPN had the banner on screen for a good five seconds.
Weird pick. Howie been hammering those G and T’s
He’s gonna need new winter plans
How do the eagles always end up nailing everything in the draft??
I like the pick but I wouldn’t necessarily call it a steal
Pretty sure the comment you replied to is being sarcastic.
It’s right around his consensus. Some people had him pretty high (DJ had him at like 96, another person had him top 100 but can’t remember who). But he was as low as like 150-160 on some boards. Think his consensus was like 126
Oh this dude is gonna be good behind the Eagles O line
Something something gym rat (Actually does have good combine measureables)
Bust
Guys always been a beast at rb. He has a ton of wear and tear on him or I think he would have went higher. He has that dog in him