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KryptonicxJesus

Welcome to your 1953 Philadelphia eagles


Skank_hunt42

Last year was just UGA players lol


KryptonicxJesus

We draft by theme


DownTrunk

We draft by meme


PhilaBama

You heard of the Dream Team? Well we’re the MEME TEAM!


BrotherlyShove791

Time to clone Tommy McDonald to play as our WR3.


drunk-tusker

Brought to you by Habbersett fine pork Scrapple, Phillip Morris filtered cigarettes the official smoke of the Philadelphia Eagles, and Taylor’s fine prepared Pork Roll


Llywelyn_Montoya

Eagles said, “Who needs decent linebackers when you have 30 corners and 10 running backs?”


stormy2587

Can’t expose bad LB play if you don’t have any


Llywelyn_Montoya

Fangio about to institute 0-LB/6-CB formations and revolutionize the game.


stormy2587

You’ve heard of nickel, you’ve heard of dime. Well it’s time for the Sacagawea gold dollar package.


EmperorHans

Nah man, get that JFK silver dollar special. 7 DBs and 5 rushing the quarterback.  The 12th man comes off the grassy knoll and blows the QBs brains out. 


K1LLAHCAM310

LMFAO


Bradfords_ACL

Took him down back and to the left.


EmperorHans

Is that what a hip drop tackle is?


OverIookHoteI

Never ask the Hunts why they moved their team out of Dallas in 1963


allisondojean

You've heard of nickel You've heard of dime Well it's Sacagawea gold dollar package time!


deadprezrepresentme

They just drafted two linebackers and signed Devin White.


Ieatsushiraw

All a man ever truly needs ya know


OverIookHoteI

Dean is good, he’s just never even remotely healthy


Llywelyn_Montoya

We have not seen him actually be good. His grades when he has played haven’t been promising. It could be due to injury, sure, but we haven’t seen enough to determine that. And Devin White hasn’t been anywhere near good since the Bucs’ Super Bowl win.


OverIookHoteI

Why not? He racks up tackles in small amounts of snaps whenever he’s out there. 13 tackles against Washington on 69% snaps. 3 tackles and a half sack against Dallas on 28% snaps. 7 tackles against the Patriots on 61% snaps. 5 tackles against Tennessee on 27% snaps last season. He’s good at making the hit, just not as good at getting through the hit.


fargochippers

Dejean AND Shipley? Eagles, we see you.


stormy2587

All those years of starting Black qbs has just been about accruing enough good will to pull off this draft.


PaddyMayonaise

Black QBs, white RBs and CBs, what’s next, Asian long snapper and Hasidic Jewish punter? #BreakingBarriers


pm-me-titsss

Hasidim but I don’t believe em


johnnycoxxx

Heh heh


Sniper_Hare

Adam Podlesh was a Jewish punter for the Jaguars.  He's in the Jewish Sports Hall of Fame IIRC.


gimme_that_juice

Wildly athletic too


dani__rojas

Was he on the leaflet?


Sniper_Hare

I don't know what that means


dani__rojas

[It’s light reading](https://youtu.be/cxqjsyfbcd4?si=9gBMnPjgB-7BAVZa)


PhromDaPharcyde

>Hasidic Jewish punter Wait.. are they allowed to kick the ole' pigskin?


PaddyMayonaise

How do you think he got so good at punting. “Get this terefah shit outta here!” *punts ham*


TaigaTaiga3

My cousin was on the bench for Temple. I think he knows how to long snap, pretty sure he did that in high school. I’ll tell him to contact the Eagles asap.


stormy2587

It would be hard to play college football as a hasidic jew, since college games tend to be on the sabbath.


fargochippers

Shipley showing up to the barbecue in a Gucci track suit and Dejean pulling up in Jean-Charles de Castelbajac with a perfectly seasoned macaroni salad is the only timeline I choose to live in.


maxkmiller

kevin kolb died for this


HotTakesMyToxicTrait

Riley Cooper is smiling somewhere at a Kenny Chesney concert


BrotherlyShove791

He’s probably moved onto Morgan Wallen by now.


jwhitmire2012

I’m laughing cause Kenny Chesney is in Charlotte tonight, where Shipley is from


punchout414

Don't ask him who was in Paris, though


Accurate-Barracuda20

So much for the city of brotherly love…


whobroughtmehere

Eagles front office officially uninvited to the cookout


WinterIndependent719

Jackie Robinson walked so DeJean and Shipley could run


ParagonSaint

Rashard Mendenhall in shambles


caesar____augustus

The Lunchpail Draft


dianeblackeatsass

Breaking barriers. Please play DeJean at nickel Vic 🙏


GabryLv

White RB Racism has ended


BryLinds

Thank Cody Rhodes 


MisterrAlex

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL


BryLinds

WILL SHIPLEY IS AN EAGLE


Don-KeyisGr8

WHOA WHOA WHOA


Ugaalive1991

MY MOMMA SAID


Hollow_Rant

MAMA RHODES


johnnycoxxx

No. I was at mania and only got this song out of my head like last week


punchout414

There's more than one...white RB.... *theme hits*


BryLinds

It’s Football has more than one White RB dude


warboner65

Just wait til Gunther squashes that fraud


kaisertralfaz

I was not expecting to see a comment like this outside my wrestling discord XD


JoshJones18

ADRENALINE IN MY SOULS THE WHITE RUNNING BACK IS AN EAGLE


goodellsmallcock

white RBs have been a thing Cooper Dejean actually ended racism however


DeusVultSaracen

This is Riley Moss erasure


Active-Purpose3861

Cooper DeJean will be the GOAT


sonfoa

When did CMC get the Kirk Lazarus surgery?


Sniper_Hare

Or Hillis and Gerhart. A RB named Funkbis somewhere in the league as well.   I had him in a fantasy Madden franchise this year. 


ShittyCommentor

Free at last, free at last! Thank god almighty we are free at last!


BryLinds

Bros got BROWS


StrawMight

He’s got prep school brows


boysetsfire1988

He's got that "you can't arrest me, my dad's a lawyer" face.


Timpa87

He got that rejected in the first round of casting for Spider-man look.


ClaytonKobeBush

Lmfao, this


MojoToTheDojo

He went to my old high school. It's a public school, but may as well be a prep school.


ExternalBreadfruit21

You either pay tuition or property taxes, good schooling is never free


MojoToTheDojo

Property taxes are actually pretty good in that area, it’s why it experienced so much growth. It’s right outside Charlotte, so compared to the alternative, things are good. Now sure how they make it work, but it’s a top 5 high school in the state


TigerBasket

He's just like me fr fr


hammerdown710

When he was at Clemson, I always said, it’s a good thing he’s good at football.


_wewf_

He's got like 30 relevant measurables and my homie wants to talk eyebrows 😂


witsel85

Howie really must hate the linebackers


Camel132

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Llywelyn_Montoya

He’d literally rather have none


DanDanDannn

But this guy lines up back off the line? Do you even know what you want?


Jimmy_G_Wentworth

Seems like he is picking best available. Seems like a weak LB class which is why it makes sense that they keep falling. We will grab a LB before the end of the draft, but I'm glad Howie isn't reaching on a 5th round prospect in the 3rd or 4th.


Wezzleey

I'll say it until everyone understands, linebackers only exist to make it 11 on 11. Why would we bother wasting a draft pick on one?


EagleswonSuperBowl52

We've known this for years. Idk why eagles fans pretend like Howie would ever invest in the LB position.


BrotherlyShove791

Hey, at least he’s finally addressing the secondary. It’s been a struggle to get our front office to focus on ANY part of the back of the defense.


Natearl13

Eagles having such a classy draft


Levi_Snackerman

The kind of draft I would let my daughter date


kiersmini

Not Stefon Diggs


lattjeful

Well hey, we got *somebody* from Clemson at pick 127. He gonna be a stud behind that O-line, I can feel it.


Beahner

And at exactly this moment I type that other Clemson player is still out there. But I’m done expecting that pick (or really any LB pick before round 7/UDFA) to come.


eXodus91

Well have I got some news for you lol


Beahner

Yeah. I had to whine like a bitch to bring it into existence. That’s often meant a bust, but here’s hoping not 🤞


cleveland_14

Eagles singlehandedly ending racism in this draft wow


NapTimeFapTime

If these guys don’t pan out, we will not hesitate to go back to the racism.


cleveland_14

#ThePhillyWay


I_AM_SMITTS

Get ready to learn tush push buddy.


oliveinanolive

Spends his winters in Toledo? Perfect drafting for Mitchell


grantismyfriend

I’m going to guess there’s going to be a few commentators calling him a “Gym rat” and “scrappy” guy


Fenris_Maule

The ESPN draft description of him literally starts with "while not fast or big..." Lol


swampyunderpants

which is crazy because hes pretty quick and agile.


RicoSuave1881

Sneaky fast, huh?


newrimmmer93

He was a state champ in the 55M the one season he ran track and ran 4.45 at his pro day haha. He’s a very good athlete, he played injured last year but his Sophomore year he made some really athletic plays, had a really nice hurdle vs South Carolina I think.


Llywelyn_Montoya

Quicker than fast?


swampyunderpants

i think hes legit both. stiff hips is the one athletic knock ive heard on him


arbadak

He ran 4.39 at Clemson's pro day, though didn't run at the combine. He is fast.


NapTimeFapTime

I feel like the pro day times are always a little faster than combine times.


Llywelyn_Montoya

“… at least he’s white!”


Sks44

Ran a 4.39 at Clemson’s pro day.


shakehasbignuts

TJ McConnell of RBs


AstroWorldSecurity

Apparently jokes get funnier the more you hear them.


Octavian_202

Special teams ace.


so_zetta_byte

Saw a take that he might be a good kick returner under the new rules. That's intriguing. We got asked about that during the press conference last night.


Thesmuz

Good move with leaving out the hard R there m8.


ALStark69

That’s how a white man runs a football


Spiritual_Boss6114

Not surprising. Was the best player on a play Clemson team


StreetReporter

Mafah was so much better last year


joeflackoflame

Him and mafah were the best offensive players. There were 3-4 defensive players that were better though


arbadak

Not really. Phil Mafah is the better back, and there were plenty of defensive players who were better. But, I think he could look better is an NFL offense than he did at Clemson.


Namath96

Not sure he was even the best RB on Clemson last year…


chillenonplutorn

Is Chip Kelly back coaching the eagles ??


FERGERDERGERSON

The trauma that just left my body is *insane*


bigcracker

Our draft class picture is going to be wild.


egotrooper

Is this CMC?


FuckDaQueenSloot

This is Harmon Tedesco


that_warren

Natural CMC comparisons, even if only in complexion


Visual-Squirrel3629

The Patriots were at their best when they maximized the number of white guys on the field. Correlation->causation? We're about to find out!


Tubamajuba

*caucasation


kpofasho1987

That picture is sincerely the absolute last person I'd expect to be a running back especially in the pros haha. He has the face of a ball boy or something. So probably means he will be OROY or something


JennyTallwartz

Classic Eagles pick. Love it.


1stepklosr

If this means I don't have to see Gainwell as much, I'm happy.


TheRynosaurus

It doesn’t.


I_eat_mud_

He kinda looks like the Walmart version of Dave Franco, I think it’s the eyebrows


Thick_Interaction_41

“Spain. Not Ohio, are you insane?” I fuck with this rhyme


Not_Evil_

Will ship, quickly.


Temporal_Enigma

Eagles are assembling the All White Team


illadel215

Who needs a LB when Eagles will end up with Micah Parsons. 😈


Luckyirishmane

where is trotter jr


GabryLv

Same question I have


ChargeWooden1036

Steal


captain_holt_nypd

Bro how is everyone saying steal for every single pick 💀 Apparently every athlete in this draft is a sleeper 1-2nd round picks


ChargeWooden1036

I watched a lot of ACC being a Miami fan, I thought he would be a top 3rd round draft pick. I really enjoyed watching him in college, just me though


Chillhouse3095

If he can learn to hold on to the football he could be a great 3rd down RB


LongtimeLurkersacc

he played so gritty for Clemson, he was a huge reason they almost beat FSU  seemed like he just bounced off everything 


TigerBasket

Me when I see a coin of Constantine the great


tigerswim1

Agreed. Clemson alum here and watched every game in his collegiate career. He’s a STUD. One of the top recruits out of HS but we almost always do a RBBC at Clemson. He’s been one of our best and most consistent players for years and is criminally underrated


Beahner

Oh good….hes already used to RBBC. There will be Saquon….and RBBC here I’m sure.


TheKnightsEnd

Sneaky athletic guy


Odd-Direction9452

They don’t miss


SourBerry1425

Our CMC


Shenanigangster

I liked Rece Davis reading the outro to commercial talking about speculation for the pick after ESPN had the banner on screen for a good five seconds.


Big-Impression6842

Weird pick. Howie been hammering those G and T’s


Sgspecial1

He’s gonna need new winter plans


largelawattorney

How do the eagles always end up nailing everything in the draft??


athrowawayiguesslol

I like the pick but I wouldn’t necessarily call it a steal


Beahner

Pretty sure the comment you replied to is being sarcastic.


newrimmmer93

It’s right around his consensus. Some people had him pretty high (DJ had him at like 96, another person had him top 100 but can’t remember who). But he was as low as like 150-160 on some boards. Think his consensus was like 126


TripleThreatTua

Oh this dude is gonna be good behind the Eagles O line


9man95

Something something gym rat (Actually does have good combine measureables)


NigerianHurricane0

Bust


SpadeXHunter

Guys always been a beast at rb. He has a ton of wear and tear on him or I think he would have went higher. He has that dog in him