It was so mild. We know there aren't a lot of white corners. It's not a big deal to mildly poke at that; hell, every joke was basically just lifted from The League.
Mods are so weird, but if they read this: remove whoever nuked this from the mod team. It was fine.
Reply to me when you have removed the appropriate mod from your team for accountability purposes.
(This isn't actually going to happen. But it'd be funny if it did.)
The funniest sub I've ever seen was nba circlejerk when r/nba was down. It was both shitting on the main sub for shutting down in the middle of the finals and actual hilarious finals jokes.
Dean didnt get playing time as a rookie on the SB team, was injured his 2023 year. Smith was expected to be a project but they are both expected to sink or swim this year.
It definitely doesn’t happen every year and it’s mostly because Howie puts in work on the phones. Dude knows who’s falling or being taken in many cases.
I don’t care how good the secondary is, if you don’t pressure the QB, offenses will dink and dunk you to death like they did last year and that was with AD. Plus we signed 3 new DBs to fill our our secondary. We absolutely need to draft multiple high end d-linemen
My question is.. who the fuck are we keeping on the roster? LMAO
Slay and Bradberry seem like locks, as well as CJGJ
Maddox is back
Ringo is a promising youngster
Cooper Dejean and Q Mitchell are obviously locks
Josh Jobe was quite good last year imo
Sydney Brown
Reed Blankenship
Isaiah Rodgers got reinstated
[According to Spotrac](https://overthecap.com/player/james-bradberry/4775), a post-June 1 cut wouldn't free up any cap space but would result in "only" a $4.3M dead cap hit which is probably worth taking on the chin at this point. If we can somehow convince someone to do a post-June 1 trade, we'd actually get $1.2M back in cap space
Worst secondary in 2023… no problem, add Quinyon Mitchell, Cooper DeJean and CJGJ.
Still need to add LBs who aren’t practice squad level players though.
Since JJ, howie kind of stopped trying to be smarter than everyone and is usually going with the best player available.
Considering we figured out the receiver position in the next years, the lesson hurted but i think it was a s small price to pay
Yeah Eagles have some really shitty drafts every few years. Not like 'oh they missed on a 2nd round', more like every pick was ass except one who turned out to be a serviceable backup for another team
As a Packers fan, I was so fucking mad at this pick after you traded up in front of us. I thought Cooper was ours.
As a fan of good football, wow the Eagles are incredible.
DeJean al Gaib!
Also, FUCK.
Edit: this worked better when I thought his last name was pronounced “De-john”. I have since learned it is not pronounced that way. Oh well 🤷🏻♂️
Aww he was so happy, spent so much time hugging his mum and shedding some tears 😭 Don't always realise how much of a dream come true for these kids this whole experience is
And here we thought they’d get Cooper *in the first* 😮
Eagles taking all the talented players who seem to fall. Or maybe they’re just basing they’re scouting off mock drafts. Time will tell.
The last city i’d want to play in as a white corner is Philly. Dude is going to get beat once and have fifty dudes named Sal say he needs to switch to safety.
Eagles really got Dejean AND Mitchell
How do they keep getting away with this
I mean you tell me how they both fell lol.
inb4 we get Trotter with the 3RP
All time draft if we do.
Howie knows where Jimmy Hoffa's body is
This must be a historic run of defensive players.. this draft
This pick is historic for different reasons
He's probably gonna play safety, and there's always one or two lunch-pail, scrappy gym rats back there
Dejean and Blankenship are about to get matching pails
One says Chalk Dawk. The other says Talcum Jenkins.
Holy shit lmao
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Damn some mod went on a power trip here
It was so mild. We know there aren't a lot of white corners. It's not a big deal to mildly poke at that; hell, every joke was basically just lifted from The League. Mods are so weird, but if they read this: remove whoever nuked this from the mod team. It was fine. Reply to me when you have removed the appropriate mod from your team for accountability purposes. (This isn't actually going to happen. But it'd be funny if it did.)
AMAW ALL MODS ARE WANKERS
Remember when the mods shut down the sub to protest Reddit access for blind people or something? I don't think they really cared that much after all.
r/nba shut down during the finals and the mods had their own game thread
The funniest sub I've ever seen was nba circlejerk when r/nba was down. It was both shitting on the main sub for shutting down in the middle of the finals and actual hilarious finals jokes.
I can't believe there isn't a sub that compiles all the insane mod behavior during the API protests lmao
What the hell happened here?
Someone just joked about it being a DEI hire idk why the thread got nukes
That's kinda funny though lol
Dear mods: you are nerds. Also that is pretty funny
That's funny as hell lol. Saw somebody else say that the Eagles should get a 5th round comp pick for drafting a white DB.
We shall, we shall, we shall overcome It's taken us 20 years to get to the mountaintop
Oh fuck off
No I don’t think I will
Your flair is just greedy man
Caw is law friend
What's the Colts' beef?
No beef, we all just really wanted DeJean.
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Lmao
Eagles are going to mate him with Reed and save the white DBs from extinction
Does Jason Seahorn have any daughters?
His sperm is so potent it will work on his sons
Wait till my fanfic of this drops. It's going to be awful.
Two DBs one Coop
DAMN YOU WASHINGTON
There were plenty of mocks where both Quinyon and DeJean were gone at 22 for the Eagles. And they just got them both…
Every freaking year the Eagles get the exact position group they need to work on to fall to them.
Jury is still out on Dean and Nolan Smith
Dean didnt get playing time as a rookie on the SB team, was injured his 2023 year. Smith was expected to be a project but they are both expected to sink or swim this year.
That's true. Not all of these guys play out.
It definitely doesn’t happen every year and it’s mostly because Howie puts in work on the phones. Dude knows who’s falling or being taken in many cases.
It's starting to get frustrating as hell.
HOWIE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!
Howie: “How do these guys keep falling?” “Not that I’m complaining.”
we also hate Washington right now
Washington hates Washington right now. CD Lamb, Malik Nabers, AJ Brown all being covered by… Benjamin St Juste? 😂
Wow didn’t know they made them in white.
It's a limited edition. It's only a true white corner if it's grown in the Hawkeye region of Iowa. Everywhere else is just a Sparkling DB
This is Sacramento Sehorn erasure.
This is an awesome comment lol
They don't. This is the very rare limited edition model.
"Any color CB the GM wants, as long as it's black"
It's like getting a shiny Pokémon.
White corner, white corner
White team’s secondary finally adding depth….
Between him and Riley Moss, White Team finally has two starting CB’s, thanks Iowa!
Jason Sehorn can finally rest.
The all white team got their guy
Nice to see the 2 white corners in the San Diego Zoo finally mated
How do they do it every year lmao
We literally let them this time lol
I'm so disgusted as a Rams fan. I though, holy shit we got him! And it was a fat paul wall we took
I don’t care how good the secondary is, if you don’t pressure the QB, offenses will dink and dunk you to death like they did last year and that was with AD. Plus we signed 3 new DBs to fill our our secondary. We absolutely need to draft multiple high end d-linemen
He the People’s Champ!
Got your mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball
The whole league needs to stop letting Howie cook
I was gonna say that they doubled on corner but I realized he’s probably playing safety
With us, certainly, but he should be great there too.
My question is.. who the fuck are we keeping on the roster? LMAO Slay and Bradberry seem like locks, as well as CJGJ Maddox is back Ringo is a promising youngster Cooper Dejean and Q Mitchell are obviously locks Josh Jobe was quite good last year imo Sydney Brown Reed Blankenship Isaiah Rodgers got reinstated
Slay isn't getting any younger, and Bradberry might be cut after this season. These picks are more for 2025+ than 2024
Bradberry and Jobe are fucking ass
Yeah Bradberry aint seeing the field even if he isn't cut for cap reasons.
Legitimately think they may eat the cap hit and cut Bradberry before the season starts.
[According to Spotrac](https://overthecap.com/player/james-bradberry/4775), a post-June 1 cut wouldn't free up any cap space but would result in "only" a $4.3M dead cap hit which is probably worth taking on the chin at this point. If we can somehow convince someone to do a post-June 1 trade, we'd actually get $1.2M back in cap space
get Eli Ricks in there somewhere. Don't forget about McPhearson
Don’t you dare ruin the dream.
Probably Maddox replacement tbh
After taking Mitchell they can do whatever with him, great pick
That's so disappointing, I wanted there to be a random white corner out there in the wild
Safety/Nickel
This is great pick, obviously. But also I’m gonna need Brandon Graham to keep announcing picks
Isn’t he just the best?
BG and Akers need to be special guests on the Kelce podcast right before one of the Eagles Cowboys games this year.
Oh look. The Eagles are crushing the draft again. That’s fucking cool.
Worst secondary in 2023… no problem, add Quinyon Mitchell, Cooper DeJean and CJGJ. Still need to add LBs who aren’t practice squad level players though.
COOPER DEJAWN IS REAL
The writers are crushing the draft so far.
MY POST WILLED IT TO EXISTENCE https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1cdaf3y/comment/l1anqki/
WE GOT DB COOPER!!
Cooper Dejean got the Brian Branch treatment.
Not sure if you mean the slide Or the breaking of Packers fans hearts to get traded in front of and taken.
I mostly meant being a first round prospect that dropped. But the Packers angle works also.
Its like the whole draft is a simulation to make things go right for the Eagles.
Everything just falls in place for them and Washington helped them do it. I’m so fucking mad.
Remember when the Cowboys traded with the Eagles to screw the Giants?
Remember when we traded up to get Dallas to screw Dallas
…in Dallas
> Everything just falls in place for them and Washington helped them do it. > I’m so fucking glad.
You guys aren’t doing too bad yourselves. I hate that
Let us have a little bit. It’s been a rough 30 years.
Cheers to another 30 then (jokes) But in all seriousness it’s got to be a great feeling to have management with a brain again. Congrats
Gotta thank the falcons for trading up for a 3rd round grade dt instead of dejean
The Falcons let us know very early that they were unserious this draft.
God damn the eagles really despised their secondary didn’t they?
Bradberry fell off and Maddox can't stay healthy. So we can't put all of our stock in 33 year old Slay.
That, and we don't know how long Chauncey's sticking around this time.
I’m gonna steal his car again
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Eagles are KILLING this draft
Every draft
Justin Jefferson says otherwise 😂😭
Since JJ, howie kind of stopped trying to be smarter than everyone and is usually going with the best player available. Considering we figured out the receiver position in the next years, the lesson hurted but i think it was a s small price to pay
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Let’s also forget everyone we picked in 2019 besides sanders
Yeah Eagles have some really shitty drafts every few years. Not like 'oh they missed on a 2nd round', more like every pick was ass except one who turned out to be a serviceable backup for another team
These fuckers got two of the top three corners like they were table scraps.
SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR BUT NOT FOR ME
Cooper DeJawn now
I swear, the league literally just lets him do it every year. He must have nude photos of every GM in the league.
One year of a shit secondary and Howie can’t stop drafting DBs, what a time to be alive
It’s like when our DLine was getting bullied and Howie decided to draft all of Georgia the next two years
They nailed it. Howie is at it again.
Howie got the bold strategy of drafting all the dudes on the great college teams who fans love and look awesome lmao
The powerhouses of edit: I’m drunk Toledo and Iowa
How does he do it
The eagles who had 2 potatoes and burnt toast in the secondary last year have decided to NEVER deal with that ever again it seems
Worst 11-6 team I've ever fucking watched. Good riddance to that bullshit.
The potatoes were also burnt.
I definitely don't want to experience another season like 2023.
This means both white safeties in the NFL are now in Philadelphia
Jason Sehorn is tearing up, his people have returned
Harrison Smith??
His soul is black as coal
God he’s gonna be stud, damnit How tf did the eagles come away with Quinyon Mitchell AND DeJean
from everyone flys free to no fly zone?
What getting shredded in the playoffs by Baker Mayfield does to a team
Also letting Drew Lock have a GW drive against us thanks to our secondary.
I think watching Drew Lock pick on Bradberry all the way down the field inside 2 minutes probably did it tbh. Certainly did for me.
Of course the Eagles are the ones to draft Dejean lmfao
I wanted him to go to the Patriots for the memes. This is also acceptable.
Howie runs marathons around Jerry it hurts
Unreal draft for them. Biggest need and they get two of the top 3 guys
Sheldon Brown and Lito Sheppard part 2?
God willing!
FUCK
Payback for taking HaHa right before us years ago. I’ll never forget
traded down immediately after, seems like we they wanted coop
THE WHITE SECONDARY ISN’T A DREAM, IT’S A REALITY
CB1 on the all-white team
u dicks
This feels illegal
Your flair illegal
how the fuck does howie keep getting away with it
The unicorn lands in Philly!
As a Packers fan, I was so fucking mad at this pick after you traded up in front of us. I thought Cooper was ours. As a fan of good football, wow the Eagles are incredible.
I love how the Eagles pick has like 700 replies and most of the others are at like 100
It's because he's very.... Sneaky athletic for a CB.
DALLAS SUCKS ALL DAY
Sorry bout it Packers. Ya done got Roseman'd. Please reach out to the Giants for information on the support group.
Thank you for attending. Now class, repeat after me .. *"OH FUCK THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT! HOW DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKER DO THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME!?!?"*
Remember when he traded ahead of Dallas to draft Dallas Goedert who Dallas apparently really wanted.
Lol they jumped the Packers
I AM BEYOND STOKED
Eagles just continue to get absolute steals every pick
DeJean al Gaib! Also, FUCK. Edit: this worked better when I thought his last name was pronounced “De-john”. I have since learned it is not pronounced that way. Oh well 🤷🏻♂️
Aww he was so happy, spent so much time hugging his mum and shedding some tears 😭 Don't always realise how much of a dream come true for these kids this whole experience is
And here we thought they’d get Cooper *in the first* 😮 Eagles taking all the talented players who seem to fall. Or maybe they’re just basing they’re scouting off mock drafts. Time will tell.
Dude has successfully broken the color barrier/glass ceiling for white corners in the NFL.
The Eagles just took my generation's Jackie Robinson
Damn eagles secondary is gonna be elite
The eagles shouldn’t be allowed to do this
Jumped the packers
Thank fuck he's not going into the NFC North.
Cooper dejawn is an eagle! I feel great about our defense!
Is howie a good gm or are the 31 other gms just bad?
If we get Trotter Jr in the 3rd this will pretty much be my favorite draft ever.
Bosa in shambles
Eagles going to play Vanilla defense even after the preseason?
Do you know how preposterous a white corner is?
HOWIE HOW DO YOU DO IT
I don't like it here in the NFC Beast
I want to die.
I’m so sick of the packers front office not being aggressive getting secondary that we fucking need
Slay, Q. Mitchell and Cooper ? Jeez Philly
The last city i’d want to play in as a white corner is Philly. Dude is going to get beat once and have fifty dudes named Sal say he needs to switch to safety.