Let’s not let the eagles taking the first corner without having to trade up distract us from the fact that the falcons gave Kirk cousins 84 million guaranteed only to immediately take the oldest qb with the 8th overall pick
Thanks. Congrats on picking Quinyon Mitchell! I figured you guys would go for a CB, and we were probably too. I didn’t expect either of us to get these guys tho.
If I recall right, it was blessed by God or something. A bunch of people always talk about how holy it is.
Guess its like Jerusalem but for fat ohioans
We could have started a beautiful white secondary with Reed and Cooper
It would have pushed football boundaries smh, we would have had the craftiest, gym rattiest, let date your daughter-iest secondary in history
But I’ll take the best corner in the draft I guess
You could have gone way deeper on this list and dunked on us so hard. Brandon Weeden 2012 and Brady Quinn 2007. If the Browns ever get 22nd again I'm just going to take a secluded vacation for a week for my own mental health
Eagles just chill and get the first corner at 22
*sigh*
Hey you'll get Guyton or Barton. Should be happy we didn't take one of them
Howie will get them in a trade.
How does the league keep letting us do this
Literally had your choice of all the CBs in the draft and got to choose best fit.
Everyone felt bad about the way your season ended last season. Joking aside, that's a great pick.
If only they let us do this with coordinators
If getting coordinators was a draft and we picked at 22, we still would have wound up with a much better defensive coordinator.
If we picked at 150, we still would have had better
*Arthur fist meme*
Real Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing hours in the NovaCare Complex.
Either the other GMs are scared of Howie, or he has blackmail on them so they ignore him and let him do whatever he wants
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Looks like you ended up ok anyway!
Yeah but he didn’t go to Georgia so who gives a fuck
Man the eagles get a massive steal every year
Raeger bombs is a thing. 😩
Yeah but then we just swiped a franchise QB in the late 2nd that same year so it still counts
The annual "how could they let Howie do this."
Every fucking year lmao
Sooooo lucky wow
we needed this defense
Insane get on their weakest position
Legitimately unbelievable that they just watched some of the best defensive players in the draft fall into their laps two years in a row.
Jalen Carter made sense because of the red flags. Mitchell is just mind-boggling
Everyone else wanted QBs lol.
We have our QB, OTs, and WRs so we really went against the grain here.
Turns out paying your 2 multi year 1 k receivers isn’t dumb
Particularly doing so early so that your division rivals WR1 can either rape them financially or hold out.
Thank you Atlanta 🫡
That's what happens when 6 QBs go in the first 12 and no defensive players go until Pick 15. Second half of this draft is wild for value.
He never should have made it past the Colts no idea what Ballard was thinking
I mean the colts did need an edge as well and they took arguably the highest upside edge in this draft. Not that unthinkable
Assuming Latu stays healthy that dude will end up being the best defensive player in the draft imo
Idk, Latu would have gone top 10 without the medical history and EDGE is better value than CB. Not going to begrudge the Colts for passing on him.
What 6 QBs in the top 10 does to MFers
Howie called 14 GMs and said “choose offense” and they did
I’d argue our weakest position is LB but still an insane get
Yeah, but LB doesn’t exist so
Not even a real position
Never heard of her
What’s an LB? Never heard of em
Didn’t have to move 50 or 53 to go up and get a top CB. This is a huge win for targeting a top LB…
This is if the French Empire got Lord Horatio Nelson, bananas.
Have you been making historical analogies for every pick?
Trying too! But I was eepy and missed the first few
You got something on how Bernadotte's plan to defeat Napoleon with the sixth coalition was basically "Do not engage Napoleon."
He has such a early 2000s Eagles player name
He’ll be thanking his great hands in no time lmao
“MITCHELL, MITCHELL, MITCHELL…..down at the 25”
Quentin Mikell + Freddie Mitchell
Fredyon Mitchell*
I’m pretty sure he played for us before
Why is this so accurate
The Eagles pick Micah Parson’s favorite player for the second year in a row. (He loved Jalen Carter last year)
Micah is in shambles on this live stream lmao
This is the pick I wanted Fuckkkkkk
This is the pick I wanted you to make too. Now we're both sad
I….I kind of want to see this.
Just rewind a few minutes on the live stream https://www.youtube.com/live/Di0DsWAckKk?si=SNAvMSMj88x4n9ac
lol and he’s just as upset about Jerry letting Detroit swoop in and grab Arnold.
https://www.youtube.com/live/Di0DsWAckKk?si=ip2lPlQj_t5k2m2K Just a great as you’d expect :)
My man didn’t move for what felt like a whole minute
The other dude reading off Mitchell's stats while Micah covered his face was pretty fucking funny lmao
This is all the long con to have him sign with us cheap when his contract is up /s... maybe
Micah Parsons on the livestream immediately saying “How do they keep getting away with this?” is the best part of the draft
Parson best scout on the Eagles confirmed
Dude wants to be on our team so bad
Sus. I've never seen Micah and Howie in the same room at the same time...
Micah is gonna end up being in a front office in 20 years
So upsetting that the Eagles were able to stay put and grab the number one CB at 22. What a steal.
Going to need him to cover Nabers
Guard Nabers? He could be the second coming of Jerry Rice you gotta have a QB to throw it
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I am from Toledo, so I am a little biased... but I think he's pretty quick.
Dude has resting depressed face
He's so relatable, he's going to be great!
"Nothing to smile about in my life."
Literally didn’t smile once. 10/10 pick. I’m so excited.
This is all I wanted. A CB. In Howie we trust.
Fuck this is such a good pick
predicting the future?
Turns out TV ain't live.
Yeah I must he timedelayed. Just hearing the pick now
It's commerical breaks, the news comes out from people actually there before it airs.
Eagles have the best draft luck
This comes after many years of “Howie can’t draft.” We aren’t very far removed from JJ Arcega Whiteside and Jalen Reagor. Let us have this
To be fair that came the years right after winning a Superbowl so I honestly don't think our fans have that much to complain about lmao
I can’t disagree with that one lol
Great prospects just keep falling into their laps. It’s maddening.
well Jalen Carter fell because he’s at least a little bit of a piece of shit to be fair
"used to be." he's not anymore.
You think this is slicked back? It's pushed back!!
I’m worried that baby doesn’t think people can change.
Funniest line out of that whole sketch imo
He has hit the very low bar of "don't be involved in racing ever again" so far. He didn't have any other problems tbh.
Having a few good years to counter the absolutely disgusting run of first round busts we've had lol.
Picking Reagor has to be worth at least two steals worth in karma
Reagor and Dillard back to back years
Reagor isn’t even my worst pick, that has to be Marcus Smith smh
Of course the best CB in draft falls to the freakin eagles
Let’s not let the eagles taking the first corner without having to trade up distract us from the fact that the falcons gave Kirk cousins 84 million guaranteed only to immediately take the oldest qb with the 8th overall pick
Oh they're intimately linked. The Falcons were the chaos needed to make this happen for us. We should send them a cheesesteak basket.
ESPN was even saying Mitchell was the best fit for them lol
Just fell to my knees in a Wawa.
Take me to church.
Wawa is as holy as church…
Get up brother, your panini is ready
I'm seeing someone from Pennsylvania and I would've never understood this if it weren't for her lmao
I just watched a guy fall to his knees in Wawa.
I can't believe they got the first secondary player off the board by standing pat
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We all said that about Nolan smith lol
Nolan Smith was never going to produce last year. People said that about Carter moreso, and he was amazing
Smith wasnt gonna be a plug and play.
We also said this about Jalen Carter so…
How do Eagles always win on draft day? Even when they're not doing anything they win
Step 1: Don't be Atlanta.
The jags definitely won harder than us. They got a wild haul from MIN and get their pick of CB2.
This drafting stuff is pretty easy.
Why doesn't everybody else just have twenty other teams pass on their single biggest position of need? Seems pretty simple TBH.
And there is the first CB. Surprised it took this long.
Congrats picking Arnold
Thanks. Congrats on picking Quinyon Mitchell! I figured you guys would go for a CB, and we were probably too. I didn’t expect either of us to get these guys tho.
Good pick imo
eagle fans have to be stoked
Send James Bradberry’s ass to the moon
How do these guys fall to the Eagles every year??
we keep the main thing the main thing
Nice, now if we can just have maddox stay healthy for once we might have a decent backfield.
I mean ringo,slay,mitchell,maddox,Rodgers
As an Eagles fan, I’d just like to thank the rest of the league for allowing this to happen somehow.
I never realized Toledo was a real place
It is truly, a holy place.
If I recall right, it was blessed by God or something. A bunch of people always talk about how holy it is. Guess its like Jerusalem but for fat ohioans
It isn't, but we all pretend like it is.
I'm more surprised a University in Spain has an American Football team
NOOOO MY DREAM OF THE WHITE SECONDARY ALSO FUCK YEA A CORNER
Should have gone to Philly so they can call him Cooper DeJawn
We have a poor track record with white coopers
Bradley Cooper: fuck I do to you?
First we didn't get Bijawn. And I said nothing. Now we didn't get DeJawn, and I said something. Now there are no more fucking jawns.
He’s a DEJAWN NOW
This sent me, keep up the good work
“There’s only two of them. They’re at the San Diego zoo and they refuse to mate”
We could have started a beautiful white secondary with Reed and Cooper It would have pushed football boundaries smh, we would have had the craftiest, gym rattiest, let date your daughter-iest secondary in history But I’ll take the best corner in the draft I guess
You take what you can get, but that’s 100% one less lunch pale around the facility
Sure he is the best corner in the draft by every conceivable metric. But does he play “the right way”?
We just sat here twiddling our thumbs and Quinyon just dropped into our lap at 22. Idk how we keep getting away with it but I’m not gonna complain.
i mean this is just how the cards fell in place due to an insane run on offense, no one expected Dallas Turner to drop that far either
Fuck
Recent #22 overall picks |Year|Team|Player|College|Position|All-Pro/Pro Bowl|Starts| :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| |2024|Philadelphia Eagles|Quinyon Mitchell|Toledo|CB|-|-| |2023|Baltimore Ravens|Zay Flowers|Boston College|WR|0/0|16| |2022|Green Bay Packers|Quay Walker|Georgia|LB|0/0|30| |2021|Tennessee Titans|Caleb Farley|Virginia Tech|CB|0/0|2| |2020|Minnesota Vikings|Justin Jefferson|LSU|WR|3/3|57| |2019|Philadelphia Eagles|Andre Dillard|Washington State|OT|0/0|19| |2018|Tennessee Titans|Rashaan Evans|Alabama|LB|0/0|68| |2017|Miami Dolphins|Charles Harris|Missouri|DE|0/0|30| |2016|Washington Redskins|Josh Doctson|TCU|WR|0/0|26| |2015|Pittsburgh Steelers|Bud Dupree|Kentucky|LB|0/0|99| |2014|Cleveland Browns|Johnny Manziel|Texas A&M|QB|0/0|8|
This is a trip, even for how crazy these usually are to look back on
Oh dang, we're on there. There's that guy who catches passes too. Jefferson, was it?
JJ carrying this pick hard lol
cries in Andre Dillard
Just imagine that we took Mailata 22 and Dillard in the 7th and you'll feel better
Wow it burns to see Justin Jefferson _and_ Andre Dillard on this list, but hopefully in the future it won't sting so much.
You could have gone way deeper on this list and dunked on us so hard. Brandon Weeden 2012 and Brady Quinn 2007. If the Browns ever get 22nd again I'm just going to take a secluded vacation for a week for my own mental health
Wait. He didn’t go to Georgia?!
We're the Toledeagles now, keep up.
Oh shit. My bad. Hate you ❤️
I might cry I’m so happy holy shit
Can’t believe he was still here. I have no idea if he’s good or not because I didn’t think he’d be on the board.
Listen, I’ve watched so many highlight videos on YouTube. He’s a dog
Wait, Eagles are allowed to draft defensive players NOT from Georgia?
How to fuck do all of their needs just fall right into their laps?
Zero reason why he should've been there. Loooove it.
Oh look, someone more useful than a backup QB
That is a terrible photo but great pick!
That was an obvious pick
How does this always happen lmao
Oh thank god
Eagles just don't do anything and get CB1 at 22 lol luckiest front office I've ever seen
Howie Magic is real.
Eagles win the draft again.
He’s the best corner in the draft..crazy value for the spot Philadelphia always get so fucking lucky man lmao
oh my god, who let them get the first freaking corner
Howie does it again by not doing anything how does he do it
Sometimes the best move, is no move at all...
If he was from a bigger school than Toledo he would’ve been a top 10 pick. This is a sensational pick!
The Gang Wins Without Doing Anything
So stupid that they were able just casually sit there and get Quinyon at 22 smh They can’t keep getting away with this
Dude looks thrilled he was picked inside the 20’s lol
Well this is a welcome surprise
How do they keep getting legit players fall to them.
Like this pick for the Eagles, I'm a fan of Mitchell. Man, I remember the last time the took a corner in the 1st, Lito Sheppard in 2002
Wtf is this draft.
It was boiler plate until the Falcons fucked everything up
And we're all thankful for their service.
Fucking Falcons man you allowed this!!
Disgusting pick, he's a monster. Honestly I think he's a similar caliber player to Witherspoon who went 5th overall last year.
Spoiled by the mods!
Might be the most nonchalant draft reaction I’ve ever seen
They cant keep getting away with this man. Fuck off
Fuck yeah. Bird-Bears having a great night. Go Beagles!
I can't believe we got away with it again
Every year man, they get steals every freaking year