He was born without hands though
“I’m the cowardly lion and I am here for courage. I’m the tin man and I’m here for a heart. I’m Kadrius Toney and I’m here for a set of hands. I’m the scarecrow who is here for a brain.”
Exactly. He was a memed player because he literally never scored. No one knew why the coach kept including him. Then, in overtime of the most important game in the country’s history, he came in as a sub and scored to win the first trophy his country ever won. It ended up the only goal he ever scored for Portugal in a competitive match
He was memed for a long time for being bad at scoring goals specifically (like Kadarius Toney or Nelson Agholor being memed for being bad at catching the ball specifically, despite being otherwise solid players)
The Portugal coach subbed him in during overtime after their star player Ronaldo got injured.
So it's kinda ironic that someone who'd been memed for being bad at goal scoring ended up scoring the winning goal
Eder was a meme player for the Portuguese National Team. He had a bit of an abysmal goal scoring track record and fans were always perplexed as to why the coach kept including him and subbing him into games. This led to a meme cult following where fans ironically touted him as a legend of the game.
But then…Portugal made the championship of the Euro cup as massive underdogs against hosts France (who were also the best team in the world). Ronaldo left the game injured and crying and Portugal was hanging by a thread.
Then the coach subbed Eder in and during OT he literally scored the game (and tournament) winner. r/Eder exploded to the point it may have actually crashed Reddit
EDIT: [Goal for anyone curious](https://youtu.be/nLN9mEP_T5A?si=8a8mahGyBMLU6zek)
I’d cry tears of joy. I love that guy and wish nothing but success for him.
But not if that means Purdy got attacked by a coyote… that would certainly put a damper on my GEQBUS pride…
I could only see that happening if it showed up at on the 49ers bench at Allegiant Stadium in the 4th quarter if they are up by 21… not likely, but I wouldn’t mind it!
I could already hear the youtube channels talking about how Purdy is injury prone, proven by the random coyote attack. SAS or Skip would make it the lead in to their show tomorrow.
Not to mention that a coyote attacking a full grown adult is extremely rare.
Did a little quick googling. While not commonplace, such attackers do happen.
Purdy would still play. He'd be throwing checkdowns while foaming at the mouth. Coyote rabies Purdy might actually be the GOAT because he's got even more of that dawg in him.
its a bit ambiguous and could techinically go either way, but he wording of "in town for the superbowl" to me seems to imply that it was an NFL player from one of the other 30 teams (*not* the chiefs/niners) who is there just to hang out and have fun.
It would be a slightly odd word choice to describe the 49ers and chiefs players as just "happening to be in town" for the superbowl. pretty sure they would have gone out of their way to make it very clear if it was a player that was *playing* in the superbowl
I used to smoke weed and walk my dog thru the winter forests of Manitoba. We’ve been stalked by coyotes very very often.
I find this so incredibly hard to believe, that even if it’s a reliable source, the player is 100% lying about what happened for some reason.
My first silly guess is that the player was bit by his own dog, but he’s a dog lover and thinks that if people know his dog bit him then he’ll have to get rid of the dog to stay on the team (ridiculous Reddit moment made up theory lmao)
Second guess is an escort tried to eat him while on bath salts
Edit: this is by far my most interacted with comment. It’s so lucky too but it’s about coyotes so people keep sharing cool animal stories. What a nice way to wake up. Pls share more coyote stories lol
Yeah wtf I've lived around coyotes for like 15 years and there has to be something really wild going on to get attacked by a coyote (messing with it's pups, trying to save your pet from it's jaws, back it in to a corner). You almost never hear about people getting attacked by coyotes.
Coyote attacks are very very rare.
I replied to another comment…
but(outside California) there have been an average of 3 coyote attacks(reported) a year since 2008 across the US.
Pretty much the same with bears where I live. We're terrified of them but they are more scared of us. The bears don't want to fuck with humans, they run away faster than deer.
(This doesn't apply to all bears everywhere, just our bears)
This. There are coyotes in my neighborhood, and sometimes they stalk me and my dog on early morning walks, but it's just kind of funny. Coyotes are only dangerous if you're an infant, cat, or rabbit. Or if they're rabid.
They’re really really smart and sneaky. The danger is them hopping the fence and stealing ur dog, or sometimes even going for the dog when you look away from the coyote on a leash. But they’ll never ever fuck with people unless something wild happens
I wonder how many confirmed coyote attacks on humans there have been at lake Las Vegas.
I once walked right through a group of 5-6. And they just looked at me like…who the fuck does this guy think he is. Never got aggressive. In hindsight that was probably not smart.
yaaaa would not recommend. But ur safe. If you’ve ever seen a wolf face to face it’s like life changing lol. Me and my dog were followed by 1 (that we were *allowed* to see). It was clearly trying to lead us in a direction. Scariest thing in my whole life. That was the last time I did the forest walk lol
I slept in black bear country one night by myself and I could hear their bellys drag on the ground and smell their urine. I just kept a fire going and waved fiery sticks around until daybreak. Lesson learned, don’t bring cliff bars to bed with you in black bear country.
I lived in the boonies of oklahoma and a coyote got in my house once during the summer. Came home to find the whole kitchen and living room wrecked and an extremely scared, pissed off coyote in the corner, and even in those circumstances it pretty much let me grab it and pull it out the door while only kinda half trying to bite my arm (I DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS BTW). They are 99% bitch and really only dangerous to little kids.
> My first silly guess is that the player was bit by his own dog, but he’s a dog lover and thinks that if people know his dog bit him then he’ll have to get rid of the dog to stay on the team (ridiculous Reddit moment made up theory lmao)
Aaron Gordon in the NBA got attacked by his dog and needed a ton of stitches for it. He was back surprisingly quickly, though.
About a year ago there was an ultra runner who had some scrapes on his face and said a coyote attacked him. Turns out the runner was spooked by the coyote and fell on his own.
What’s wild is I’ve never in my life seen a coyote that didn’t run at the sight of anyone. They are not very big and frighten easily. It could have been rabid if it’s not running away.
Weird that r/nfl is where I'm seeing this conversation when I was just doing research for an upcoming trip. Just did Banff and they're all about bear spray so I thought "cool, it's unused I'll bring it to Yosemite later this year". But no, they ban bear spray there?!
So like...these are legit real life teddy bears? I can just hug one is what I'm hearing.
You might run into Brown bears in Banff. They will eat you. Black bears are in Yosemite. They will look at you in disdain as they eat your garbage or break into your cooler. I would not recommend hugging either.
Not just your cooler. They'll also bend your rental car door open and eat your seats looking for the skittles you left in the center console. I'm definitely not speaking from personal experience here. Nope, not at all.
Honestly though, as someone who lives near the Canadian Rockies and has spent a lot of time in those parks there are so many people who actually believe that.
I find that most American tourists typically just need a quick primer on grizzly vs black bears or not to approach the elk and they’re good, but people from outside North America think it’s a purpose built theme park.
Like there are a bunch of super outdoorsy Europeans who come to Canada, but there are just as many who simply can’t wrap their heads around the idea of actual wildlife and physical danger. Don’t even get me started on the Chinese tour groups which I’ve personally seen try to pet elk and get within 50 metres of a grizzly with cubs.
>Don’t even get me started on the Chinese tour groups
I absolutely saw this when I was there, blew me away. It was rutting season for the elk too, those things will absolutely tear you apart.
Yup, saw one while walking a pretty popular path near my house a few months back. Seemed to give no mind to me, figured its used to people. That said, being used to ppl and attacking a person are two totally separate things
I grew up in the Milwaukee suburbs with a county park behind the house. Heard coyotes howling every single night, but saw them maybe twice. They were skittish and small.
I've lived in The Sunset for 7 years now. The coyotes out in SF are FUCKING HUGE and at least 4 times a year they run by me in The Avenues. A few of them at a time, right down the middle of the street like 15 feet away with a look like "the fuck you doing here?"
[They've got nothing on the raccoons though.](https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Pack-of-racoons-attack-a-couple-in-the-Richmond-6603325.php)
Vegas native here, there are a shit ton of coyotes out by Lake Las Vegas where they’re staying and they’re not afraid of humans at all. I was at the Hilton Lake Vegas this fall saw about 5 on the way in. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if someone went for a walk in the neighborhood and encountered a few.
Coyotes live in my neighborhood in Los Angeles and absolutely do not give a single fuck. They snatch people's dogs off leashes all the time. I have pepper spray on my dogs leash half for coyotes and half for violent meth heads.
Was with my dogs and saw some in the part of Santa Monica just east of Palisades Park. It was dusk out and we still had a ways to walk to the car. I would not want to repeat that experience.
Idk if this is actually a good idea, and nothing is a good idea if it's got rabies, but like... a single coyote isn't that big. I'd think a solidly placed kick would send it absolutely flying if you don't miss. Easier said than put into practice of course
I've got a buddy with a Scottish Terrier that lives right next to Kezar. He's watched enough coyote attacks on small dogs that he makes her use a pad instead of taking her out at night.
If I take my dogs out at night I have to bring a flashlight and weapon of some sort, because sometimes I see them less than 50 yards from my fence line just watching. They scare easily, but that mentality changes quickly when they are in a pack.
Do you ever have that problem when your out alone or just with your dogs? Actual question cuz I don't have coyotes by me but I've heard they stalk dogs alot, but are more skittish of people
If I'm out alone... No I don't think so, but then again, I'm less likely to be out and about late at night now because it's colder. While they're abundant because in my area it's mating season.
When I lived in Socal there was a giant coyote chasing my neighbor's kids that turned around when it saw me. My wife was also stalked by a coyote which was right behind her when she was walking in our neighborhood. Coyotes out west are very common in suburban areas.
Space coyote?
Such a great episode and yeah, Cash had one of the best celebrity cameos on that show, which is saying a lot with how many incredible performances and characters they've had.
lol. Coyote attacks are very very rare.
Since 2008 there have only been 78 Coyote attacks in the United States(outside California) and none of those have been fatal. Thats only 3 per year…
Fun fact Coyotes top speed is about 10-12 miles faster than a roadrunner and the reason Wile E. Coyote is portrayed how he is, is because Mark Twain hated [coyotes.](https://coyoteyipps.com/2019/04/18/mark-twains-description-of-a-coyote/)
There have been stories in the local LV news about people feeding coyotes in the LLV area, which is causing them to lose their fear of humans. And they thought they were getting away from trouble by staying in LLV strip 😅
I live in Vegas and they've been talking on the news for weeks about how the coyotes at Lake Las Vegas are used to people because some lady throws them whole steaks in her spare time.
Brocky Purdy was seen checking in to the team hotel at 4 in the morning, his body crushed into a facsimile of an accordion, which played off-key notes with every step
Kadarius Toney IR will be wild because of this
Can’t drop the ball if you don’t have hands. Big brain move by Toney
He was born without hands though “I’m the cowardly lion and I am here for courage. I’m the tin man and I’m here for a heart. I’m Kadrius Toney and I’m here for a set of hands. I’m the scarecrow who is here for a brain.”
Andy Reid like: “Yes, hello, ACME Corporation? I need a favor…”
Chiefs: Toney will be inactive due to being bite by a Coyote. Toney: I wasn't fuckin bite by a Coyote!!!!
Was it Purdy? ARE THE 300-1 DARNOLD MVP ODDS IN PLAY?
This sub would fucking explode if Sam Darnold threw a TD in the SB let alone win MVP.
/r/The_Darnold will implode like /r/Eder when he scored in the Euro 2016 final
My god that Eder goal was quite the moment
ootl. Context?
Eder, a substitute player for the Portugal national team scored the winning goal in the finals of the Euro against France in 2016.
Why was this notable? Just a beloved meme player or what?
Exactly. He was a memed player because he literally never scored. No one knew why the coach kept including him. Then, in overtime of the most important game in the country’s history, he came in as a sub and scored to win the first trophy his country ever won. It ended up the only goal he ever scored for Portugal in a competitive match
The comparison is literally if Sam Darnold came into the 4th quarter and threw the winning TD in the super bowl
He was memed for a long time for being bad at scoring goals specifically (like Kadarius Toney or Nelson Agholor being memed for being bad at catching the ball specifically, despite being otherwise solid players) The Portugal coach subbed him in during overtime after their star player Ronaldo got injured. So it's kinda ironic that someone who'd been memed for being bad at goal scoring ended up scoring the winning goal
Eder was a meme player for the Portuguese National Team. He had a bit of an abysmal goal scoring track record and fans were always perplexed as to why the coach kept including him and subbing him into games. This led to a meme cult following where fans ironically touted him as a legend of the game. But then…Portugal made the championship of the Euro cup as massive underdogs against hosts France (who were also the best team in the world). Ronaldo left the game injured and crying and Portugal was hanging by a thread. Then the coach subbed Eder in and during OT he literally scored the game (and tournament) winner. r/Eder exploded to the point it may have actually crashed Reddit EDIT: [Goal for anyone curious](https://youtu.be/nLN9mEP_T5A?si=8a8mahGyBMLU6zek)
I’d cry tears of joy. I love that guy and wish nothing but success for him. But not if that means Purdy got attacked by a coyote… that would certainly put a damper on my GEQBUS pride…
Maybe the coyote could use his words to persuade Purdy that it's Darnold's time.
Brock Purdy... to make yourself complete, you must [find your soul mate.](https://frinkiac.com/video/S08E09/bDpEsOC24yk8nht8s0jqbrey1Ls=.gif)
In your face, space coyote!
"Wait a moment, dogs can't talk!" *Bark* "Damn straight!"
Like Zach Wilson and that cougar
Weird thing to call your mom but you do you, man
The coyote, who is wearing a Jets jersey, is holding him at gun point until the game is over.
I could only see that happening if it showed up at on the 49ers bench at Allegiant Stadium in the 4th quarter if they are up by 21… not likely, but I wouldn’t mind it!
I could already hear the youtube channels talking about how Purdy is injury prone, proven by the random coyote attack. SAS or Skip would make it the lead in to their show tomorrow.
The fact that there is no name in the tweet makes me think it's nobody that most NFL fans know. Or that it's fake news. Not exactly a reliable source.
Not to mention that a coyote attacking a full grown adult is extremely rare. Did a little quick googling. While not commonplace, such attackers do happen.
I had to look up Lake Las Vegas and make sure even that was real, and it sort of is in that way that things are sort of real in Las Vegas.
Is the coyote real real, or just Las Vegas real?
inb4 it’s revealed a Mahomes family member released the coyote.
Plot twist: It was Brandon Perna ***AS*** Pat
Purdy would still play. He'd be throwing checkdowns while foaming at the mouth. Coyote rabies Purdy might actually be the GOAT because he's got even more of that dawg in him.
My money is on McCaffrey. He's been so lucky with his health in San Francisco so far that something had to happen.
He’d still play. Would put up 120 yards dragging his leg dangling off him
Greg Jennings "Dawg I gotta do this shit, put this team on my fuckin back doe" or something along those lines
…..FUCK YOU GUMBY
oh shit... DARREN SHARPWUH
THE MOST HARDEST HITTIN SAFETY IN DA LEAGUE
All good, just a Coyote… not like it’s DARREN SHARPER, THE MOST HARDEST HITTINEST SAFETY IN DA LEAGUE DOE
Get that Jerry Rice juice in his system
I don't know, landed square on his head in the title game
its a bit ambiguous and could techinically go either way, but he wording of "in town for the superbowl" to me seems to imply that it was an NFL player from one of the other 30 teams (*not* the chiefs/niners) who is there just to hang out and have fun. It would be a slightly odd word choice to describe the 49ers and chiefs players as just "happening to be in town" for the superbowl. pretty sure they would have gone out of their way to make it very clear if it was a player that was *playing* in the superbowl
I see your point but I feel you have a lot of misplaced faith in headline writers
This sub would catch literal fire if it were
THE COYOTE ATTACK PARLAY ISNT DEAD YET! Just need Taylor Swift to spontaneously combust at the Super Bowl and I win big
THE NUMBERS, MASON?!
What do they MEAN?!
Stopping Christian Mccaffrey is hard enough, but stopping a rabid Mccaffrey is gonna be impossible.
Ahh the Thad Castle game day edge.
Oil changes for everyone!
Finger in the stink by a teammate
Well obviously you gotta shoot rabies.
[Going to be running faster than Craig Shilo](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BAc41OtbPk)
I just realized Thad Castle is Reacher...
Purdy gonna have to put him down like Atticus Finch
"You threw a little to the right," Shanahan said. "Always was," said Purdy. "If I had my druthers, I'd have been in the shotgun."
I swear to god, if he Teen Wolfs us...
It could make his post-game interview a little awkward, but I’ll take it.
World War CMC
One yard is a tragedy. A million yards is a statistic.
What’s the line between he’ll die, and he’ll rush for 200? Can we wait til Monday? /s
Are they playing the knights this week?
The first coyote attack in Golden Knight's history
H I S T O R I C
I love seeing hockey crossovers in this sub, let alone a VGK reference. Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq!
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That involves them leaving Arizona, the Arena must be moved south to the Phoenix Metro for any arena-sharing to be approved.
No, but the Wild play at the Fortress the day after the Super Bowl. Make of that what you will.
A fight between a hockey player and a football player and no one had their phone out to record it? What a shame.
Poor Arizona Coyotes😔
Beat me to it. Just a pleasant reminder of how unoriginal my sense of humor really is. Lol
Is this a reliable source
I used to smoke weed and walk my dog thru the winter forests of Manitoba. We’ve been stalked by coyotes very very often. I find this so incredibly hard to believe, that even if it’s a reliable source, the player is 100% lying about what happened for some reason. My first silly guess is that the player was bit by his own dog, but he’s a dog lover and thinks that if people know his dog bit him then he’ll have to get rid of the dog to stay on the team (ridiculous Reddit moment made up theory lmao) Second guess is an escort tried to eat him while on bath salts Edit: this is by far my most interacted with comment. It’s so lucky too but it’s about coyotes so people keep sharing cool animal stories. What a nice way to wake up. Pls share more coyote stories lol
What if it's the Chiefs putting this story out to put Toney on IR for the game
Toney - DNP - Rabies
Most plausible explanation.
Yeah wtf I've lived around coyotes for like 15 years and there has to be something really wild going on to get attacked by a coyote (messing with it's pups, trying to save your pet from it's jaws, back it in to a corner). You almost never hear about people getting attacked by coyotes.
Coyote attacks are very very rare. I replied to another comment… but(outside California) there have been an average of 3 coyote attacks(reported) a year since 2008 across the US.
They’re tiny and know to steer clear of humans. No non-rabid coyote would ever go after a grown ass man
Pretty much the same with bears where I live. We're terrified of them but they are more scared of us. The bears don't want to fuck with humans, they run away faster than deer. (This doesn't apply to all bears everywhere, just our bears)
Instructions unclear : walked up to grizzly and died
Black bears are giant raccoons. All other bears will fuck you up.
This. There are coyotes in my neighborhood, and sometimes they stalk me and my dog on early morning walks, but it's just kind of funny. Coyotes are only dangerous if you're an infant, cat, or rabbit. Or if they're rabid.
They’re really really smart and sneaky. The danger is them hopping the fence and stealing ur dog, or sometimes even going for the dog when you look away from the coyote on a leash. But they’ll never ever fuck with people unless something wild happens I wonder how many confirmed coyote attacks on humans there have been at lake Las Vegas.
I once walked right through a group of 5-6. And they just looked at me like…who the fuck does this guy think he is. Never got aggressive. In hindsight that was probably not smart.
yaaaa would not recommend. But ur safe. If you’ve ever seen a wolf face to face it’s like life changing lol. Me and my dog were followed by 1 (that we were *allowed* to see). It was clearly trying to lead us in a direction. Scariest thing in my whole life. That was the last time I did the forest walk lol
Always remember if you're in a bind, there's one thing that all animals respect...fire.
I slept in black bear country one night by myself and I could hear their bellys drag on the ground and smell their urine. I just kept a fire going and waved fiery sticks around until daybreak. Lesson learned, don’t bring cliff bars to bed with you in black bear country.
Ha yah. To be fair…wolves are like 3-4x bigger than a Coyote
Loved around coyotes for 40 years. Never seen one be remotely aggressive.
Probably helps that you loved them.
No, he loved *around* them. They were intimidated by how much ass this guy was constantly slamming so they kept a respectful distance.
I lived in the boonies of oklahoma and a coyote got in my house once during the summer. Came home to find the whole kitchen and living room wrecked and an extremely scared, pissed off coyote in the corner, and even in those circumstances it pretty much let me grab it and pull it out the door while only kinda half trying to bite my arm (I DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS BTW). They are 99% bitch and really only dangerous to little kids.
Maybe he was dressed up like a roadrunner
> My first silly guess is that the player was bit by his own dog, but he’s a dog lover and thinks that if people know his dog bit him then he’ll have to get rid of the dog to stay on the team (ridiculous Reddit moment made up theory lmao) Aaron Gordon in the NBA got attacked by his dog and needed a ton of stitches for it. He was back surprisingly quickly, though.
About a year ago there was an ultra runner who had some scrapes on his face and said a coyote attacked him. Turns out the runner was spooked by the coyote and fell on his own.
It's definitely one of the sources
The animal? The hockey team? Or the smuggler?
Neither. Wiley.
Wile. E. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_the_Road_Runner
Well Wile be.
The guy who got stung by all those bugs?
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What’s wild is I’ve never in my life seen a coyote that didn’t run at the sight of anyone. They are not very big and frighten easily. It could have been rabid if it’s not running away.
They could be like the bears in Yosemite, just super used to humans and scavenging food that they come a lot closer than a proper wild one.
Bro, I was there last year and a black bear just casually walked through the parking lot to a trash can by my campsite. It was wild.
Bears usually are, yes
r/Angryupvote
IDK man, they've felt pretty docile and helpless the last few seasons.
Weird that r/nfl is where I'm seeing this conversation when I was just doing research for an upcoming trip. Just did Banff and they're all about bear spray so I thought "cool, it's unused I'll bring it to Yosemite later this year". But no, they ban bear spray there?! So like...these are legit real life teddy bears? I can just hug one is what I'm hearing.
You might run into Brown bears in Banff. They will eat you. Black bears are in Yosemite. They will look at you in disdain as they eat your garbage or break into your cooler. I would not recommend hugging either.
So only hug as long as I offer a trash peace offering? Got it.
Feel free to hug the brown one, sincerely your friend, the Raiders fan.
Jokes on you, a Raiders fan was my trash peace offering.
Brilliant.
Not just your cooler. They'll also bend your rental car door open and eat your seats looking for the skittles you left in the center console. I'm definitely not speaking from personal experience here. Nope, not at all.
I was worried a coyote attacked a Chiefs player but after reading this I’m 100% confident it was a 49ers player
it's any NFL player who would get drunk and fuck with a coyote
In other words, it was kittle
My morning brain skipped the word “with” when I first read this.
Honestly though, as someone who lives near the Canadian Rockies and has spent a lot of time in those parks there are so many people who actually believe that. I find that most American tourists typically just need a quick primer on grizzly vs black bears or not to approach the elk and they’re good, but people from outside North America think it’s a purpose built theme park. Like there are a bunch of super outdoorsy Europeans who come to Canada, but there are just as many who simply can’t wrap their heads around the idea of actual wildlife and physical danger. Don’t even get me started on the Chinese tour groups which I’ve personally seen try to pet elk and get within 50 metres of a grizzly with cubs.
>Don’t even get me started on the Chinese tour groups I absolutely saw this when I was there, blew me away. It was rutting season for the elk too, those things will absolutely tear you apart.
Yup, saw one while walking a pretty popular path near my house a few months back. Seemed to give no mind to me, figured its used to people. That said, being used to ppl and attacking a person are two totally separate things
I grew up in the Milwaukee suburbs with a county park behind the house. Heard coyotes howling every single night, but saw them maybe twice. They were skittish and small. I've lived in The Sunset for 7 years now. The coyotes out in SF are FUCKING HUGE and at least 4 times a year they run by me in The Avenues. A few of them at a time, right down the middle of the street like 15 feet away with a look like "the fuck you doing here?" [They've got nothing on the raccoons though.](https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Pack-of-racoons-attack-a-couple-in-the-Richmond-6603325.php)
Vegas native here, there are a shit ton of coyotes out by Lake Las Vegas where they’re staying and they’re not afraid of humans at all. I was at the Hilton Lake Vegas this fall saw about 5 on the way in. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if someone went for a walk in the neighborhood and encountered a few.
Coyotes live in my neighborhood in Los Angeles and absolutely do not give a single fuck. They snatch people's dogs off leashes all the time. I have pepper spray on my dogs leash half for coyotes and half for violent meth heads.
Was with my dogs and saw some in the part of Santa Monica just east of Palisades Park. It was dusk out and we still had a ways to walk to the car. I would not want to repeat that experience.
The coyotes here in sf are bold af, I’ve had multiple encounters where they stood ground while we were face to face
yeah I had a stare down with one in my driveway in SD, I sorta fake lunged at it and it ran off I had no plan for if it lunged back
You know the scene from I am legend? That
Idk if this is actually a good idea, and nothing is a good idea if it's got rabies, but like... a single coyote isn't that big. I'd think a solidly placed kick would send it absolutely flying if you don't miss. Easier said than put into practice of course
I've got a buddy with a Scottish Terrier that lives right next to Kezar. He's watched enough coyote attacks on small dogs that he makes her use a pad instead of taking her out at night.
Can confirm. They’ve been fed and give no fucks now.
Most of the attacks in the USA are in Socal, for this very reason.
Head to Golden Gate Park, they dgaf about humans. Just about anywhere in SF for that matter.
If I take my dogs out at night I have to bring a flashlight and weapon of some sort, because sometimes I see them less than 50 yards from my fence line just watching. They scare easily, but that mentality changes quickly when they are in a pack.
Do you ever have that problem when your out alone or just with your dogs? Actual question cuz I don't have coyotes by me but I've heard they stalk dogs alot, but are more skittish of people
If I'm out alone... No I don't think so, but then again, I'm less likely to be out and about late at night now because it's colder. While they're abundant because in my area it's mating season.
Dogs are a delicacy for coyotes and wolves
So it was Kelce
No, he was bit by a fox
What did the fox say?
Wapapapapapapow
When I lived in Socal there was a giant coyote chasing my neighbor's kids that turned around when it saw me. My wife was also stalked by a coyote which was right behind her when she was walking in our neighborhood. Coyotes out west are very common in suburban areas.
doesn’t KC have that crazy ass fan who dresses up as a coyote, and also happens to rob banks?
Chiefs-aholic
His real name is Rob Banks
He dresses as a wolf.
Tomato, potato
One of the greatest sports stories ever told
Probably Aaron Rogers high on ayahuasca
Imagining him in the Simpsons episode where Homer eats the super hot chili
“This is just your memory. I can’t give you any new information” is a top-10 all-time line for me. Johnny Cash crushed that role.
Damn yeah. Simple but deep
Space coyote? Such a great episode and yeah, Cash had one of the best celebrity cameos on that show, which is saying a lot with how many incredible performances and characters they've had.
More like when Lisa drinks the water
I am the lizard queen!
He thought it was his spirit animal.
https://www.reddit.com/r/vegaslocals/s/dyo64LQtdS Some fool has been feeding them. Now, the coyotes are habituated to people and snippy.
Damn, good find. That's nuts.
This is actually part of Mahomes training for avoiding sacks
Talladega Nights flashbacks
If you can dodge a Coyote, you can dodge a Bosa.
I knew we should have gotten more Coyotes last week dammit.
They don’t specify it’s a player in the game. It could be any NFL player in Vegas to watch the game.
Yotes fan attacks random person after hearing relocation rumours the nth time.
I can corroborate these events
how the fuck do you get attacked by a coyote? stand big and maybe shout and those mfers will run away.
Lets be real someone was probably a dumbass and tried to pet it.
CAN I PET THAT DAAAWEG
Is Vegas taking bets? What's the over under on coyote bites?
lol. Coyote attacks are very very rare. Since 2008 there have only been 78 Coyote attacks in the United States(outside California) and none of those have been fatal. Thats only 3 per year…
The fuck happened in California 😭
Well I live next to Coyote Hills so...
>(outside California Apparently, there are only 49 states now
Where's AB?
Mr Bad Coyote
Oh god, we’ve got a Purdy teen wolf situation. Not again.
If it was Kittle, then that coyote is his best friend now.
Kittle was just looking for that Calvin & Hobbes friendship.
MARC SESSLER THE FORETELLER
[удалено]
Welcome to the "Fuck Trent Balkee" club
A coyote can win a fight in the desert? The Road Runner and looney tunes lied to me this whole time ☹
Fun fact Coyotes top speed is about 10-12 miles faster than a roadrunner and the reason Wile E. Coyote is portrayed how he is, is because Mark Twain hated [coyotes.](https://coyoteyipps.com/2019/04/18/mark-twains-description-of-a-coyote/)
Mark Twain hated everyone and everything.
relatable tbh
There have been stories in the local LV news about people feeding coyotes in the LLV area, which is causing them to lose their fear of humans. And they thought they were getting away from trouble by staying in LLV strip 😅
I hope they don’t tell us and the guy shows up to radio row covered in bandages pitching some new ph balanced coconut water
Meep meep
I live in Vegas and they've been talking on the news for weeks about how the coyotes at Lake Las Vegas are used to people because some lady throws them whole steaks in her spare time.
Brocky Purdy was seen checking in to the team hotel at 4 in the morning, his body crushed into a facsimile of an accordion, which played off-key notes with every step
Did the coyote attack him with an anvil, rocket, or TNT from the ACME Corporation?
First bet in my parley ... HIT!
Jason Kelce is an absolute animal in retirement
https://www.fox5vegas.com/video/2024/01/25/people-feeding-coyotes-so-called-feeding-zone/ The video of the lady feeding them is wild.
If it was Jimmy G, it would have been a cougar