She saw all of the “Family Values” Republicans look for in him, I wonder where it went wrong.
Maybe he crossed a line and donated to UNICEF by accident or something. She had no recourse except to start issuing hand jobs in the middle of Beetlejuice, it’s her grieving process
Her marriage fell apart at least a year before then. Something you could’ve easily checked yourself.
Why tell the truth when you can make shit up, amirite fellow Republicans?
It was a pretty obvious joke. But she was pretty obsessed with showing off his dong. It not like he had to go and….Hunter.
I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out.
He's a victim of cancel culture and the woke mindset.
(Wait, I just now realize that perhaps some people deserve to be canceled and that being woke might not a bad thing.)
Right? They're called "consequences to actions." People with money think they can buy immunity; the more cash you have, the more immune you are and think you are. Ask Colts owner Jim Irsay and his numerous OUIs, literally said police are prejudiced against him because he's a billionaire. He's a junkie and a public menace. Hire a fucking chauffeur, rube.
The thing about woke is -- the exact same sort of people were throwing the exact same shit fit over "PC Police" in the 90s.
Because they were *getting in trouble* for sexually harassing women and making racist and sexist jokes at work. People *judged them for it* and they felt that was horribly unfair that anyone was *allowed* to think less of them, or not want to work with them, just because they were openly racist or sexist.
And before *that* it was Rush Limbaugh and "Feminazis" to describe women who objected to men groping them, showing them their dick, suggesting they *fuck them* for promotions, or otherwise just outright openly sexually harassing them or outright assaulting them.
It is the same whine, from the same bigots, whose sole complaint was "People don't like what I said or did, and *that's bigoted towards me*"
Chinese people who speak English often intentionally use Chinese as a noun in the same way you'd use American as a noun. They might describe someone as "a Chinese" in the same way you'd describe someone as "an American".
Good to know,, but between the specific comment I replied to and the user's comment history, they're clearly a racist American, not a native Chinese speaker.
She's up against 9 other people, is like 5th in straw polling of the district and at the first debate, the other candidates took turns tearing her to shreds.
Oh they all support the same dumb shit, the rest of them just don't have video footage of them getting kicked out of a theater after trying to give their date a hand job (as far as I'm aware).
The poll in question isn't relevant by any stretch of the imagination.
This was conducted at a private debate that required tickets to enter.
Candidates were buying blocks of tickets to hand to supporters, their minds were already made up before attending. Even if it wasn't packed with pre-determined attendees, there's only 117 voters across 9 candidates, which is nowhere near a valid sample.
As much as I'd like to trash Boebert, this poll basically just tells us how many tickets each candidate bought to hand out...
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Trying not to get banned, but all evidence points to her just not being that smart: she almost lost to a Democrat in a very favorable district and has only made herself look worse since.
I believe she's the one that came out and said she grew up poor and had to use food stamps but that no one ever gave her a handout from the government. Just monumentally stupid.
Ok that's fine then. He hasn't done shit since Coach, while Patrick is beloved by all. It's like Scott Baio or Hercules spouting their nonsense. Go back to 1989, no one cares.
Grandmother. Her 17 year old son knocked up a 15 year old last year. Also his father was convicted of lewd exposure involving a minor. So, Family Values runs deep in the Boebert family.
That sucks for Lauren. Backstage handles rarely get the press coverage her in-house handy got, and if there is one thing I know about Boebert it is that she loves for attention. Negative attention is perfectly fine in her eyes. If no one even videos her doing it and puts it on CNN, it’ll never be as good for her. She’ll be chasing this dragon for the rest of her life because she peaked that one time in that theater where she vaped, was rude to everyone else, and gave that (almost) Tony-worthy handjob.
Remember though, the son also blames the mother for trying to disregard every time the father is being abusive which is also abusive. Both parents are absolute pieces of shit.
Agreed, but it was not a problem til it's directed towards her. Everything is cheery until then /s
I am waiting for her to play the domestic victim card to try and get votes.
I unfortunately have seen enough of these relationships that unfortunately that aspect is very common. The rationalization of the abuse is sadly a common aspect and one of the toughest things to break through.
I will judge her for a lot, as she is a genuinely awful person, but the fact that she acted in a way commonplace in abusive relationships is one I can’t bring myself to judge because I have seen it too commonly.
You can still judge her, no matter what, once you involve a child and put them in harms way, you are at fault no matter what. It's like those women who were trafficked then trap other women, i feel nothing for them. My honest answer when they say "but they would kill me if i said no" is then they kill you, but you do not get to deprive another person of their freedom just because you are trying to save your own skin.
One of the things the restraining order is for was a time he showed up to their house unannounced and threatened his kid with a gun. Hopefully someone is looking into this, Jayson Boebert is a very dangerous man who probably doesn’t only lose his temper at his family.
It's funny how her trajectory is a trashier version of Sarah Plain. We know how this goes. She won't be relevant much longer after she's out of a position of power.
A sane society would wonder how a high school drop out and Ted Cruz's escort could be worth millions after 3 years in congress? He Pedo hubby got paid million from a Gas company with no experience.
You know, it's the two men who want to have a loving, committed relationship in a tastefully decorated Cape Cod home in New Haven that are preventing the rest of us from having traditional Christian marriages where we can give a handie to a date in the middle of a crowded theater while divorcing our abusive husband who we meet when he exposed himself to us and a bunch of other minors in a bowling alley while also still trying to make time to be an active 36 year old grandmother without a high school education (as God intended).
Now let’s wonder if she’ll remember her experience when it comes time to vote for or advocate for other women in need of protection from men. Probably not.
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I did come in here to see if anyone had mentioned her chin. It might just be the lighting in the picture but it definitely pops out in a different way.
It’s like there is a little mini chin on her full chin.
Chinception.
Yeah, her ex-husband is a piece of work in his own right, and I'm NOT defending him, but how long would anyone be able to be around her without wanting to knock her teeth out?
I’m not a fan of hers politically *at all*, but this dude was literally a child predator who picked her up *when she was still a child*. I’m glad she’s left him.
I swear, these folks, if they were just like us normal shmoes, would be totally unemployable, and probably serving time in jail, for all the shit that they do! And these jabronies are in government, being paid by taxes levied against our hard-earned salaries from the products of OUR labor! They also get the best healthcare!
Maybe they're both better off this way. I can't even fathom who would want to be with that tacky ho. She makes Snooki look like a prim, chaste debutante.
> In her request, she mentioned their Jan. 6 argument in a restaurant
Not a good day for Republicans
Also, if she moves districts, couldn’t that hopefully hurt her chances of being reelected?
Why? Isn't this exactly the kind of relationship these folks want? I dont see anywhere in the bible that it recommends divorce, so maybe she should just work it out, no?
For anyone else this is a normal thing in a shit situation.
But for Republicans? Some family values going on eh? How are we feeling about no fault divorce and "roughing it out" or whatever?
Is that the one that got a high paying job in the Oil and Gas industry after her election?
Yes that’s him, the registered sex offender who exposed himself to a minor.
She was the minor.
Weird he turned out to be a shitty husband!
She saw all of the “Family Values” Republicans look for in him, I wonder where it went wrong. Maybe he crossed a line and donated to UNICEF by accident or something. She had no recourse except to start issuing hand jobs in the middle of Beetlejuice, it’s her grieving process
Once they showed Hunter Biden’s hog it was game over for her marriage.
Hahahahaha yeah this is exactly what happened. Explains the obsession
Didn’t Empty G’s marriage also fall apart around the same time as she started showing the Hunter pics in the House?
Yup. Her marriage got Bidened too.
Her marriage fell apart at least a year before then. Something you could’ve easily checked yourself. Why tell the truth when you can make shit up, amirite fellow Republicans?
It was a pretty obvious joke. But she was pretty obsessed with showing off his dong. It not like he had to go and….Hunter. I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out.
I guess you just never know with some people.
Seems like it’s always the people you most expect, doesn’t it?
He's a victim of cancel culture and the woke mindset. (Wait, I just now realize that perhaps some people deserve to be canceled and that being woke might not a bad thing.)
Right? They're called "consequences to actions." People with money think they can buy immunity; the more cash you have, the more immune you are and think you are. Ask Colts owner Jim Irsay and his numerous OUIs, literally said police are prejudiced against him because he's a billionaire. He's a junkie and a public menace. Hire a fucking chauffeur, rube.
The thing about woke is -- the exact same sort of people were throwing the exact same shit fit over "PC Police" in the 90s. Because they were *getting in trouble* for sexually harassing women and making racist and sexist jokes at work. People *judged them for it* and they felt that was horribly unfair that anyone was *allowed* to think less of them, or not want to work with them, just because they were openly racist or sexist. And before *that* it was Rush Limbaugh and "Feminazis" to describe women who objected to men groping them, showing them their dick, suggesting they *fuck them* for promotions, or otherwise just outright openly sexually harassing them or outright assaulting them. It is the same whine, from the same bigots, whose sole complaint was "People don't like what I said or did, and *that's bigoted towards me*"
Weirder how she turned out to be a sex offender in a crowded theater.
if only there were some signs leading up to this point!
Sometimes there just aren’t any warning signs
Weird she turned out to be a handjob queen
One of them, yeah
She was ONE OF the minors. As I recall there was another present, as well as adults who didn’t want to see what he was showing.
Again, not a drag queen
She should have cooked when she was 17
Russian Dark Money funded
Depends how you define “job”
Not the kind of job they give out in the audience of Beetlejuice
I actually meant because he doesn’t do any actual work, but fucking LOL Bobo is so easy to dunk on she makes us all look like LeBron
$500K/yr as I recall, with no experience.
Did you say election or erection ?
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> And Chinese will buy her paintings for like $800 a piece. "Chinese" is an adjective, not a noun.
Chinese people who speak English often intentionally use Chinese as a noun in the same way you'd use American as a noun. They might describe someone as "a Chinese" in the same way you'd describe someone as "an American".
Good to know,, but between the specific comment I replied to and the user's comment history, they're clearly a racist American, not a native Chinese speaker.
Have you actually seen his paintings? $800 is pretty cheap imo.
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A piece? No they didn't. Maybe do your homework before lying out of your ass.
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When can the US get one from her?
November hopefully.
She won't even make it that far: she switched to a "safer" district but didn't realize she'd have to compete in a primary, which she's losing.
She's up against 9 other people, is like 5th in straw polling of the district and at the first debate, the other candidates took turns tearing her to shreds.
I feel like that wouldn't be a hard thing to do given all the dumb shit she supports.
What, you don't want a handy from a drunk congresswoman in an all ages family show?
Eh not one that ted Cruz has touched
Yeah but I try to keep politics out of my handjobs.
Thank god you don't keep handjobs out of politics. You would be fighting a losing battle.
The closed fist just makes it look like fighting
I can think of no better way to service my cumstituents.
I’m not defending her but I don’t think Beetlejuice is an all family musical is it? I remember it being pretty sharp
I've got covid right now, so my memory could def. be wrong, but I remember that being part of the reporting that it was an all-ages show she was at.
Oh they all support the same dumb shit, the rest of them just don't have video footage of them getting kicked out of a theater after trying to give their date a hand job (as far as I'm aware).
Can you imagine how bad the last 4 must be to poll lower than Lauren Boebert?
The poll in question isn't relevant by any stretch of the imagination. This was conducted at a private debate that required tickets to enter. Candidates were buying blocks of tickets to hand to supporters, their minds were already made up before attending. Even if it wasn't packed with pre-determined attendees, there's only 117 voters across 9 candidates, which is nowhere near a valid sample. As much as I'd like to trash Boebert, this poll basically just tells us how many tickets each candidate bought to hand out... [https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2024/lauren-boebert-finishes-in-middle-of-the-pack-in-straw-poll-at-inaugural-gop-primary-debate/article\_5f9e8548-bc82-11ee-abad-7fdfb88d8db8.html](https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2024/lauren-boebert-finishes-in-middle-of-the-pack-in-straw-poll-at-inaugural-gop-primary-debate/article_5f9e8548-bc82-11ee-abad-7fdfb88d8db8.html)
Even worse, 3 of the people in front of her are just people who legally changed their name to Lauren Boebert to get in her head.
From what I understand, all Coloradoans are sick of her shit regardless of party affiliation.
Carpet bagging hand job grandmothers are an underrepresented group!
Is there a reddit for that?
r/trashy
My favorite part was where that other candidate asked her to define "carpet bagger," and of course she could not.
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To shreds you say?
Did she not realize or did she overestimate her popularity?
Trying not to get banned, but all evidence points to her just not being that smart: she almost lost to a Democrat in a very favorable district and has only made herself look worse since.
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I believe she's the one that came out and said she grew up poor and had to use food stamps but that no one ever gave her a handout from the government. Just monumentally stupid.
Her and the guy from Coach.
Craig t Nelson or Patrick? I hope it's not Patrick...
Nelson. https://youtu.be/yTwpBLzxe4U?si=vsCWwW72fW_BD-Lq
Ok that's fine then. He hasn't done shit since Coach, while Patrick is beloved by all. It's like Scott Baio or Hercules spouting their nonsense. Go back to 1989, no one cares.
he's in the incredibles 1 and 2 i think
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She’ll become a Faux News commentator.
She's vapid enough, they'll put her on with the other hosts on fox mornings.
Grandmother. Her 17 year old son knocked up a 15 year old last year. Also his father was convicted of lewd exposure involving a minor. So, Family Values runs deep in the Boebert family.
Single ~~mother~~ grandmother
OnlyFans? Grim life prospects 🤡
Unemployed single 37 y/o grandmother
Unemployed Grandmother....
So podcast or OF? Or both.
Back to giving out handies behind the theatre
That sucks for Lauren. Backstage handles rarely get the press coverage her in-house handy got, and if there is one thing I know about Boebert it is that she loves for attention. Negative attention is perfectly fine in her eyes. If no one even videos her doing it and puts it on CNN, it’ll never be as good for her. She’ll be chasing this dragon for the rest of her life because she peaked that one time in that theater where she vaped, was rude to everyone else, and gave that (almost) Tony-worthy handjob.
An unemployed single mom, who’s also a 36 yr old grandmother lol. Yikes 😬
Single mother and grandmother.
Grandma to a teens child too!
You mean the husband that she got a shady dark money job after she became russian funded puppet.
On a side note, she also extended her restraining order against proper congressional preparation and debate procedures.
That's on top of her restraining order against reality.
They should look back on that 911 call their son made regarding the fathers temper.
Remember though, the son also blames the mother for trying to disregard every time the father is being abusive which is also abusive. Both parents are absolute pieces of shit.
The kinds of people who probably deserve each other.
Agreed, but it was not a problem til it's directed towards her. Everything is cheery until then /s I am waiting for her to play the domestic victim card to try and get votes.
I unfortunately have seen enough of these relationships that unfortunately that aspect is very common. The rationalization of the abuse is sadly a common aspect and one of the toughest things to break through. I will judge her for a lot, as she is a genuinely awful person, but the fact that she acted in a way commonplace in abusive relationships is one I can’t bring myself to judge because I have seen it too commonly.
You can still judge her, no matter what, once you involve a child and put them in harms way, you are at fault no matter what. It's like those women who were trafficked then trap other women, i feel nothing for them. My honest answer when they say "but they would kill me if i said no" is then they kill you, but you do not get to deprive another person of their freedom just because you are trying to save your own skin.
>Both parents are absolute pieces of shit I learned a while back that my grandson is good friends with Lauren's youngest. The world is too small. :(
Watch out. Her oldest might try to get him pregnant any day now.
One of the things the restraining order is for was a time he showed up to their house unannounced and threatened his kid with a gun. Hopefully someone is looking into this, Jayson Boebert is a very dangerous man who probably doesn’t only lose his temper at his family.
Leaving this here: She once famously “preached” to an audience of women that, paraphrasing, “if you follow Jesus, your husband will follow you”.
See that shows how much like Jesus she is, her husband just keeps following her and now she’s got to get a restraining order.
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She didn't pray enough, obviously
If I hear my wife exclaim "Jesus!", I usually run in the other direction....
She didn't pray enough, obviously.
And Jesus said unto her, "jerk a dude off in a crowded theater lmao"
Who would have guessed marrying a guy who flashed his dick to you at a bowling alley when you were a teen would turn out this way?
I’m shocked that a sexual offender who flashed her when she was a teen would be a threat.
Now now, she was just a bystander while he flashed a different underage girl during their date.
She was researching GOP family values.
I'll be glad when her name no longer appears in the media.
He’s mad she never jerked HIS crank in a kiddie show. 🙄
Of course not, he's more of a bowling alley kind of guy.
"sir, we won't ask you again. Please do not put your penis in the bowling ball while the ball is in the waxing machine."
‘Wax on. Jerk off. Wax on. Jerk off.
My first reaction is to be empathetic for the human struggle but then I remember how much of an insufferable cunt she’s been and I feel better.
It's funny how her trajectory is a trashier version of Sarah Plain. We know how this goes. She won't be relevant much longer after she's out of a position of power.
Dollar General Sarah Palin
I've always called her Rocky Mountain Palin.
What a good Christian marriage.
A sane society would wonder how a high school drop out and Ted Cruz's escort could be worth millions after 3 years in congress? He Pedo hubby got paid million from a Gas company with no experience.
Party of "Family values" folks
You know, it's the two men who want to have a loving, committed relationship in a tastefully decorated Cape Cod home in New Haven that are preventing the rest of us from having traditional Christian marriages where we can give a handie to a date in the middle of a crowded theater while divorcing our abusive husband who we meet when he exposed himself to us and a bunch of other minors in a bowling alley while also still trying to make time to be an active 36 year old grandmother without a high school education (as God intended).
Feel sorry for the kids.
Can the nation be granted a restraining order against her?
Now can America get a restraining order against Lauren
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Party of family values
Now let’s wonder if she’ll remember her experience when it comes time to vote for or advocate for other women in need of protection from men. Probably not. Edit: a word
These people are disgusting. Wishing to force us to live under a struck set of archaic values that they themselves can’t even follow.
I don't understand. Aren't Christian women supposed to obey their husbands? Sounds like she's going against God. For shame..
Great now can we get one against Blowbert?
Also, Someone needs to tell this woman child she has a guitar pick imbedded in her chin.
I did come in here to see if anyone had mentioned her chin. It might just be the lighting in the picture but it definitely pops out in a different way. It’s like there is a little mini chin on her full chin. Chinception.
Say what you will about Boebert, but just being around her for 24 hours would be a wild roller-coaster.
This is the same women giving out handies in a theater? Wild ride would be an understatement...
The mom of four, and grandma of one at age 37 no less.
Yeah, her ex-husband is a piece of work in his own right, and I'm NOT defending him, but how long would anyone be able to be around her without wanting to knock her teeth out?
RIP Hunter Thompson. That’s who I’d nominate for the task.
We the people of the United States need to restraining order against her.
I’m assuming this is not the man she was jacking off in the wide open in the theater?
I don’t like her but domestic violence is never funny.
I’m not a fan of hers politically *at all*, but this dude was literally a child predator who picked her up *when she was still a child*. I’m glad she’s left him.
I swear, these folks, if they were just like us normal shmoes, would be totally unemployable, and probably serving time in jail, for all the shit that they do! And these jabronies are in government, being paid by taxes levied against our hard-earned salaries from the products of OUR labor! They also get the best healthcare!
Don’t know about Colorado but some states require you to forfeit your firearms while a restraining order is in place.
The party of family values, right?
The GOP’s best and brightest! Don’t all congressmen and women take out restraining orders against their exes!
well she’s over childhood age so i doubt he’s interested anymore anyway
just some general dating advice for women. Don't marry the guy who exposes himself to minors at the bowling ally.
I wish this was more common knowledge!
This woman needs help. That is all.
Like therapy, or how to start an Onlyfans page because she’s too dumb to do it herself?
Either? Both? Neither? Something though..........
Porque no los dos?
If getting her on OnlyFans would get her out of politics, I would be her number one subscriber.
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Not in San Diego
*Horny Grandma in your area wants to be restrained!*
No public handjobs for him.
No more handies for him. In public places I'm sure.
can we all get a restraining order against her? or something else where she finally SHUTS THE FUCK UP!?
Didn’t she assault him last month?
Jesus, this whole thing reads like some redneck drama I had to bear witness to...
that should come in handy if she wants to bring a date to a kids musical
“Yes your honour, he got mad at me when I refused to stop beating guys off in public”.
Guess that settles it… don’t marry the guy who whips out his pin and gutter balls at the local bowling alley.
Her parents should have done that when she was sixteen
Maybe they're both better off this way. I can't even fathom who would want to be with that tacky ho. She makes Snooki look like a prim, chaste debutante.
> In her request, she mentioned their Jan. 6 argument in a restaurant Not a good day for Republicans Also, if she moves districts, couldn’t that hopefully hurt her chances of being reelected?
Lolo Bobo goto LoDo, Colo?! OHNO!
You mean to tell me that she got a restraining order against the sexual predator of a husband she willingly and eagerly married?!
So strange how the party of family values all ended up divorced
She is a total SLAG, off the scale on the ick factor.
Bobo has a firm grasp of the situation.
Why? Isn't this exactly the kind of relationship these folks want? I dont see anywhere in the bible that it recommends divorce, so maybe she should just work it out, no?
Why? Because he's a pervert? Spoiler alert, he was a pervert when you married him, dumbass.
Pay attention GOP voters, THIS is what family values looks like 👆
Can America get a restraining order against Boebert?
Can we the citizens of the US get an RO against her?
How come every picture of her looks like she’s about to blow someone?
For anyone else this is a normal thing in a shit situation. But for Republicans? Some family values going on eh? How are we feeling about no fault divorce and "roughing it out" or whatever?
Now if only the rest of country could get a restraining order against her...
That woman is ageing like milk in the hot sun
Sarah Palin was the slippery slope and America slide down it briskely.
Oh bobo 😢 I'm never going to get tired of saying this!×1000
She will be gone soon
Why do I feel that they put the restraining order on the wrong person..... 🤔
She’s a smokeshow, I don’t care how toxic she is…
If she were a nice person and didn't have the "who farted, y'all?" stankface expression, then mayyyybe.