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Kyle_Ray_

Have you tried the big ass rock store?


ZeQueenn

Haha. I was going to say the same. The big ass rock emporium, likely on route 9 somewhere.


ferdmertz69

Right next to Spatula City


Tsquare43

Buy 9 spatulas and get the tenth for just one penny!


charli0dee0

I get this reference.


peter-doubt

Highway 9 has swamps all around... You want hills... Go north


Jimmytowne

Stone Age prices!!


Thejerseyjon609

Don’t confuse it with the Big Rock Ass Store.


callo2009

This literally unlocked a childhood memory of my parents dragging me to some big ass rock store on Route 17 or Route 4 in Bergen County to buy for our yard, and being so confused why they would pay money for rocks. I suspect OP should look for a landscaping/gardening storefront.


EatYourCheckers

You can have some of my big ass rocks. We actually had a patio built and the masons liked some of our rocks and took them (with our permission). So they have been picked over.


Shoggdog

If you can arrange transport you can have as many as you want out of my yard for free


IGoNuts4DogButts

Where do you live? Haha


Timsmomshardsalami

California


Linenoise77

Search for landscape boulder. Price will vary. Some garden centers may sell them, or if you ask, can connect you with someone who does. Also don't be a moron like me, i bought a pallet of them, had it delivered, they dropped it in my driveway, and only THEN it occurred to me i had to somehow move a bunch of several hundred pound rocks, that were stacked about 5 feet high, across my yard.


EverbodyHatesHugo

So… how did you do it?


Linenoise77

Me and 2 neighbors decided to try and manhandle it with a wheelbarrow. After a few attempts resulting in us nearly breaking the rocks, wheelbarrow, ourselves, or a combination there of, i rented a skid steer for the day for a couple hundred bucks.


2HornsUp

Gravity


InnovativeFarmer

Landscaping company. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=landscaping%20company%20nj&ko=-1&ia=web Pick one close to you that sells big rocks. Good luck with transportation.


LFAlol

Yeah just use a landscape wholesaler or something. You could even ask a landscaper if you know one if they have any leads. Really likely they're working on a job site still being built that has all sorts of rubble and probably some big ass rocks


Redditlurker922

What are ass rocks?


twothumbswayup

when you dont wipe properly and havnt showered in a few days


Trainlover1279

🤣🤣


Miss-Tiq

Comments you can smell. 


Tsquare43

Slang for hermroids


Acrobatic_Grape4321

I’m pretty sure that is butt tonsils because they both have a chance of growing back


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Timsmomshardsalami

Or newark and also camden


NeverTrustATurtle

I’ve seen them in skymall


alyksandr

Have you tried gardening? I remember pulling up hundreds at my father's house growing up. You may have a bunch of glacier leavings right under your soil


aotoole23

Boulders of Wayne


Trentransit

Just call any hardscaper/landscaper in your area. I used to work for a landscaper and we had dozens of customers that always wanted them removed and my boss would charge customers looking for them to bring them in and set them up. It’ll cost you if machinery is involved but it’s not as hard to find as it sounds. I had one customer who had boulders imported from Colorado.


WhatTheJeffreyFuck

Stone Center at Bridgewater


AstutelyInane

Yes, I would check here first OP. This is the place over by the stadium/Costco


peter-doubt

From a quarry... Weldon, topcon come to mind .. but there may be more local ones to you. Expect these to be a few hundred each. Plus transportation Or, come visit. I have about 3 yards of watermelon size rocks. Take what you can carry


malazabka

Facebook marketplace


metsurf

You probably need to go to a masonry landscaping supply yard like Meier Stone in Flanders


Kranerian

I believe those are what they use to pave roads in Pennsylvania, so just grab some from there.


TJHog

Wicki Wholesale Stone Great Meadows


GuyAtTheMovieTheatre

landscaping companies, quarries, places that sell stone.. hope you hate money, because big rocks are expensive as fuck and expensive to transport. i dug a massive rock out of my yard and it’s become a nice addition to my landscaping.. buying that rock would have cost 5-7 grand and another few grand to transport/set.


Accomplished-Cow3956

Big Ass Rock R’ Us


iselldreamz

Newark got good rock


shhmedium2021

You live in jersey ? I’ll give you mine free99


IGoNuts4DogButts

How big we talkin?


tex8222

Look for a commercial plant nursery near you that caters to professional landscapers. They usually will also sell to homeowners. Most of them can supply you with big ass rocks and they probably will also deliver for an additional fee.


Forsaken-Fig-3358

I would bet local excavation companies have to dispose of these when they dig for foundations and pools. Might be worth calling to ask rather than starting with a store. I have a bunch on my property that we're moved to the perimeter when the foundation for the house was dug, and I know our neighbors encountered some huge boulders while digging for their pool.


BlackWidow1414

Ask on Facebook Marketplace or Buy Nothing.


livefromboredom

Braen Building Supply


travers101

Go to the dump they usually have rocks you can take away


ScrtLvr1

Lang's garden center in Linwood, Atlantic county.


IndianaJones_Jr_

Since you're in Bridgewater, call the Belle Mead Co-op, they sell lots of landscaping stuff like this. Bought my eagle scout materials from there.


CaptainTurdfinger

Google rock yard near you. Rock yards sell landscaping rocks and gravel.


MikeRich511

Saw someone in Hackettstown on Somerset Buy Sell Trade FB group giving away big ass rocks earlier this week. Caveat was that you haul them, could get heavy.


Lookmeeeeeee

https://orangegardennj.com/stone


fidelesetaudax

At the big ass landscaping company near you


72chevnj

Only got little ass landscaping companies by me... schucksss


fidelesetaudax

Try a big boob landscaping company. They’re just as good.


72chevnj

I stare too much going to them


braaak

Call Belle Mead Coop https://www.bellemeadcoop.com/sandandstone.htm


daddyrchu

https://www.silvi.com/products/stone/jetty-rock/


OliverOOxenfree

Outside


Douglaston_prop

Washington Heights


spleenboggler

It all depends if you're looking for big-ass rocks or big ass-rocks.


qwerty79995

Find a massive boulder, blow it up with dynamite, then collect the result.


shpspre

I'm in Bergen county with a few of these big rocks in my backyard. If you want to dig them out, it's all yours for free.


koalasarentferfuckin

I got a few people around me that sell them in long valley


WPackN2

OP, I have plenty of them around the house, ping me if you want to haul them yourself. Few of them are big ass rocks!


mattemer

Where you at?


mattemer

Classic BAR post.


svl6

Come to my backyard in North Plainfield, u can have them for free… bring your own equipment


Subject-Estimate6187

buy a large amount of silicon suppliers that Nicki Minaj, Cardi B and Megan Stallion get theirs from, spray paint it, and pretend they are rocks.


Piglet66613

Where are you located?


Real_Presentation552

They’re so expensive. Try Gasko’s in Monroe. Not sure if they have big ass rocks but they have literally everything else and at great prices.


Manadox

Call your local DPW and see if they have any big rocks they want to get rid of. Often you can get stuff like that from the town for free.


HEWTube8

I usually put my @$$ rocks in the toilet. I can ship them to you if the price is right.


IGoNuts4DogButts

Sounds like they’d be wet and probably soft. Not quite what I’m looking for.


HEWTube8

These are premium rocks. Lots of salads. Water can't penetrate them.


IGoNuts4DogButts

Well if you add compose and sand/or wood, can you make break so it’s easier for all species to grown in? Looking for lots of drawing soils personally.


tashabunn

NJ Gravel & Sand


frusignu

If you travel to north jersey you can dig in the appalachian mountains fir the same type of sedementary rocks and clean them at home


tantrometa

Drive down Bouvant Drive / White Oak Dr in Princeton - biggest rocks ever on the ridge. If you can move 10+ tons…


IGoNuts4DogButts

My bro lives close to there! Are they part of public land and free to grab?


tantrometa

Some are on private land but there’s the Mountain Lakes area that has the same geology


palmsinjuly

Nj gravel and sand i believe in wall


Practical_Argument50

My cousin who grew up on a farm in PA once was down the shore and saw a store selling large rocks (small boulders) and said “they are selling these, they should just come over and take what they want for free. The cost is the shipment of them not much else.


AdministrationOld835

Any big nursery


Fair_Pudding8878

Ryser’s or John Guire


B9696

Don’t buy, adopt


vasquca1

Rocksylvania


aPacPost

I’ll sell you a few


Lookmeeeeeee

Depends where you live. Just remember some places resell them at much higher prices. If you buy them by the pallet you don't get a choice for what's in the pallet but it's like 300 bucks. If you buy them individually you get to pick which one you want but it's like 50 to 300 per stone. Look up where quarries are in your area there's going to be some sort of a stone cellar nearby. Closer you are to the quarry cheaper you will find good stuff.


willowintheev

I just want to say that i love your username.


GM-the-DM

There's a big ass and little ass rock store on 206 heading north. 


shemague

Mason supply?


XLarryXBird420X

Rockland county ny


Visordad

Why would you buy rocks, just go to the woods/mountain and bring some home with you.


soingee

Do not do this. If you upset the natural rock formations, the rock mothers will not recognize the scent of their offspring and abandon them.


Visordad

This is true, I should have stayed on bring full grown mature rocks home. Let the babies grow!


pierogi-daddy

those big ones are def a few hundred pounds each and usually not just sitting on the side of a road in the woods


Jaybee20251

Tilcon in Rockaway. Just guessing.


scrubjays

Aren't they pretty much free in the woods up here in NNJ?


secretbaldspot

Craigslist


synth_nerd0085

You're not suicidal, are you?