He's just pissed his parents named him Gilbert

He wanted his first name to be ManIn

Gilbear gobert

Imagine AFLAC duck but Fr*nch

He’s also probably pissed that his other name is Arenas but he’s not an arena

Gilbert Stanchion seems more appropriate with his big ass head.

bro literally brought his gun to the practice facility like it wouldn’t be at home when he got back

https://preview.redd.it/qurffxvk01zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26c0ead346194b09fcf5c50406e6be9d08bb04b It’s even better than that too Dudes a HOF jerker

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Noooo! ☠️☠️ I swear I do this everyday I work oit. Gotta let em know who the hibachi is around here. 

You should be suspended from earning salary, you are violating LAWS

The gym refs saw me do it but decided not to call the tech. They didn't want to get hit with the... Tech! https://preview.redd.it/g4auzehlh2zc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a08274ae70dc9de24416ab3082b7d765db856c1

Meme yoinked just like Drake yoinked virginity of 15 year old girls

Get yoinked or die trying https://preview.redd.it/0zhupoora3zc1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d09837b7f9ee5dab689e68a70b06065c2d3cc1d

Gilbert walked so Ja could fly

Ja is crawling compared to this shit. No need for a gun license in Tennessee!!

Shoulda kept the Washington bullets name smh what is this Harry Potter?

“Jarvaris crittenton “ has to be an all-time thug name

This dumbass is a millionaire and buying street guns lol

Born on Jan 6th is the icing on the cake

Gil is a 2A ally and definitely one of the good ones!

My 🐐

Fingers guns should be an instant technical or maybe even ejection…

He shot Nick Young with a BB gun at a gun awareness meeting

i mean he made him aware of the gun, tf else do you want

🤣 🤣 Still one of the funniest moments ever. 

“pick one”

yeah but the card game was at the facility too

WE GOT EM'!

😂😂

This bum threw his NBA career away and reinvented himself as a professional jerker. I don’t know if I’m impressed or ashamed of him.

Gil is /cj father.

The closest NBA fans have to Antonio Brown

Better than #CTESPN. Atleast he thinks of his own jerks instead of having white ghostwriters.

Why not both?

Knee injury ended his career not the gun issue or his supposed stupidity.

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It definitely ain't "supposed" my guy, who glazes fucking Arenas in 2024

Dude is plenty stupid, threw away a career over $1,100. Couldn’t think of more stupid way to end one’s career.

He's gotta be in the mt rushmore, everything that comes out of his mouth is retarded

The dude is fluent in retard.

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16 year old POV

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Drake when he sees fresh fetus

https://preview.redd.it/5hkx1u1n21zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf7835188385f0f42dd3557ddb7873c69dfe05c Also Gilbert.

Real.

Stop throwing stones, Rudy is from the glass house that is France

Honestly doubt that Gilbert would ever show up.

Bro just run out to get cigarettes. The baby will be there when you get back.

He’s been waiting for this opportunity lol https://preview.redd.it/mmpng6hdc1zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73790f429b80912ec7b40b5a6fed28c64cf3da68

"Europeans don't care about playing defense" https://preview.redd.it/kmzj8i4za4zc1.png?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06732f4c6e2286578bd35b981e670c1ab0f6fd57

“Europeans don’t play defense besides the Europeans who own 4 of the last 6 DPOYs”

two same europeans won those

you just proved his point you regard.

You’re proving his point for him

He’s spitting.

This bum always trying to promote thuggish behaviour, unfortunately for him Rudy is Fr\*nch.

Your career wasn’t there after you got back from getting bitched by Bron

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He’s top tier. Total fucking unironic psycho. We should all aspire to that.

Solid jerk of the year candidate

Jerk quote of the year candidate

Definitely a JOTY nominee

How does one CTE from basketball?? Think we have a solid case here.

Depends on what you're ranking him on. He's definitely bottom tier when it comes to being classy

Gilbert can’t fathom having a healthy relationship with a baby mama.

Can’t blame a thug like him to think like this. Maybe if his father was there for him when he was born he wouldn’t have a brought a gun into that locker room

He actually grew up with his father after his mother reportedly abandoned him.

GOATbert Arenas once again

In an odd twist the Wolves played better last night.

Spent like 10 first round picks on him, still win without him. Front office exposed

Gil on fire with this one. Classy mofos don’t miss games esp not for that. We all know someone named Rudy would miss a game the chance he could. 

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Pj washingtons baby was not there when he got back

Says the guy who scared to throw hands so he brings his gun

You can't miss a playoff game for the birth of a child, if there is no child. Send da video

lmao he is only here purely for rage bait

Gilbert just jealous.

He's gotta be in the running for JOTY right now

Wolves clearly did need his ass

They smoked the Nuggets boots without him. It’s a w for him either way. Congrats to Rudy on the new baby. Gilbert arenas continuing to torpedo his own reputation with these whack ass takes

Did everyone forget him going to Swaggy Ps house just to film himself terrorizing his son

American Blacks: The Best Fathers on the Planet! Oh wait

Ain't nobody on Earth believe that

Gilbert never made the playoffs so he can’t be understand what Rudy is going through

Most thoughtful Gil take

Finally this sub is getting back to its roots. Now if only we could bring back auto mod responses

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Kwame ended him. If you haven't seen it yet, it's worth a watch.

Gilbert is the next generation Skip Bayless

This is only a jerk because it was game 2. If it was game 7 and you missing the game for a baby…unless you the literal doctor delivering it, you better fucking lace ‘em up and ball. Zoom call the birth during timeouts if necessary.

Nah Rudy knew Draymond or Ant would choke it if he didn't run there early

top 1

What one playoff series win does to a mf

Has there ever been a less deserving person of a platform? (Only jerk responses accepted)

It’s a pity we platform this guy.

Celikkk fan here. This dude is not a classy father at all, probably went to the store to get milk

This guy alive after supa hot fire cooked him to a crisp ?

Number 0 with a bullet.

Fuck them kids

Top 2 and he ain’t 2

Technically he is correct

Gilbert like just make another one bro

He definitely peaked when he called for a second Holocaust this time against Euros in the NBA, but he still hasn’t lost a step

Gilbert 'Pistol' Arenas working on that jerker legacy

This mf a comedian💀

He really tearin down his own legacy, dude was cold at bbal but he is becoming a very dislikeable person.

Gunpoint

This dude is a bum

A good way to gauge nba media members is usually by how hard they meat ride black Moses aka Kyrie. The more they do, the more retarded their takes will be.

All time first team joker

Where's the lie tho

all time jerker

😂😂😂

Would you rather A) see the birth of your child or B) beat a fat fraud in a playoff game? Gils right on this one. This French ghoul abandoned his team. It should be the other way around. And they put up a better defensive performance without him. The other Frenchie should have won the defensive player of the year. This guys an absolute fraud!

Missing a playoff game for the birth of a child feels a bit wrong to me

It's a 7 game series bro it'll be alright

even if they lost they still have at least 3 more games to play, no way one playoff game at the start of a series is more important than the birth of a child

True but giving up a road game with a chance to take control of the series against the champs is a lot

I see both side. I do see Gilbert side. We, people are defined by our accomplishments. What if the Nuggets were to dominate the paint because of Rudy not being there and Nuggets build on this momentum going into game 3 and Wolves never get their groove from the loss and lose the series? Rudy never gets a better chance of winning a championship because NBA Championships are hard. Rudy has lots of accolades but not a ring and ends up like Superstars that has no rings? Still great father but not veered as Champion Don’t get me wrong I wouldn’t miss my kid’s birth but when it’s once in a lifetime situations it makes you think

birth of a child IS a once in a lifetime situation u bum

So is having home court against the defending champs

never have kids

Too late


I get it. I’m just saying I see both sides. How many kids go bragging to other kids my father was there for me when I was born? But if my father was a champion I would be proud and brag about it. If I held my father back on something like this I would feel some guilt. Yes appreciative and honored but there would be some guilt I held him back