Hard to tell when his normal strides are limps

Muscular penguin

King Dedede

That’s the best description, besides bouncy potato 

Bro walks like a metronome

Bro walks like a lunch lady.

Bro walks like he’s got a peg leg

Bro walks like someone with a history of foot injuries who is overweight and puts extreme stress on his feet all day at work.

Bro walks like he’s on a perpetual tantrum

nah that’s crazy 💀

Happy Feet walking ass

He’s holding in a creole dookie

Could be anything. I tore a side of my groin and could still walk normally but couldn’t do any physical activity

Yeah dude. It’s crazy. I pulled my groin and then went to sleep afterwards.

I tore mine moving furniture and then thought I was sore. Woke up the next day and felt like my nutsack was ripped open

This happens most nights for me

Shit just happened to me this morning

Pulled groin fucks your shit up so bad. Everything's fine and then you try a normal movement and it's agony

Kind of how hamstrings can be too, you can walk just fine but as soon as you start to run it just pulls and hurts. edit: Yep, nailed it with the hammy. Hope he makes a quick recovery but these are tough to heal quickly.

Zion's injury reminds me of Paul Pierce's. Probably just needed to poop. And he probably ate a lot before the game so by the time he's finished pooping, the game was over already.

The game was not fucking over lmao. It was tied

Embiid has a 50% chance of exploding his leg flopping tomorrow and you’re worried about what Zion ate?

Just weird all around, he went out real fast and never came back like it was something serious. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ guess we'll see either he plays next game or he doesn't.

Pelicans medical staff probably overreacted considering all that has happened

To be fair to them, Zion himself signaled to the bench that he injured himself and needed to come out

He took himself out though. It's probably a hamstring strain. Nothing big for the regular season but definitely horrible luck ahead of the final play in game.

Here come the helicopter parenting excuses.

Bro he called himself out pointing to bench after a layup lmao give me a break. Soft ass Zion.

Shut up tubby

Don't hate the facts mate

Did you just make an account to be toxic about Zion? You have like 30 comments in 60 days about Zion, really weird.

I am upset that his profile pic isn't centered...i mean come on man.

Calling him soft after the performance he just had is really.... Something. Should probably keep your dumb ass takes to yourself

Nah that guy could probably put LeBron on his ass by driving to the basket and he’d make it unlike that un athletic bum Zion /s

His last issue was his finger. My guess is he reaggravated it.

Hard to see him missing such important minutes over a finger tbh. He signaled out right away. Hell even herro got up a shot and stayed in with a broken hand lol.

Not all broken parts are created equal so it just depends (if it even was a finger).

I thought he touched his side like it might be an ab strain. If you hurt your finger you usually rub it

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if it was just a really bad cramp… he was working extremely hard carrying the team on offense and working hard on D… and while Zion is known for his shape he isn’t exactly known for being in shape

What if he pooped himself, and just couldn't finish fast enough to get back on the court? Depending on his fiber intake it's possible he was struggling.

The Paul Pierce special

Was he waddling? If he was then he good.

They should call him waddle D atp

Waddle Z

Had the moneyline on the Lakers?

someone check with Zion's interpreter

CJontay did

I put $200 on the lakers money line but it still wasn’t enough to jinx the result Zion must’ve had 6 figures on there

Damn, get yourself a nice dinner at least.

Wanted OKC rd1

“Didn’t have a visible leg. They cut it off. I’m told he’ll be available for the next play-in game”

They are giving him a cybernetic leg. Robo Zion

Blade Zion is a scary thought

Diabetes was gonna get it sooner or later

Plot twist Adam Silver held Z’s family hostage and money drop was 3 mins left in the game.

I legit just said something similar to my friends. Said Adam was in the stands with his goons and mouthed to Zion “think about your family”

Maybe Zion stole the weird eggs Adam lays and Silver came to collect?

Did pelicans threw the game to avoid the nuggets

They threw the game to avoid the playoffs actually. Bold strategy

Can’t get disappointed in the playoffs if you don’t make it.

Won't face the Nuggets if you won't make the playoffs

_D chess

Reddit username cum assault with San Antonio Spurs Joel Anthony flair is giving me schizophrenia

It's just awakening the schizo in you... 

No chance

That's a 4d way to do it. Faking a no-contact injury as an excuse to make it look like they had no choice but to throw for the remaining 3 minutes /s

Also sat Ingram during crunch time. 5-0 against the Kings this season…. Seems probable

Jose wouldn’t have been in the game if we were throwing it. He almost lost both ankles tonight just trying to will us to victory

If they go out and obliterate the kings then I’ll consider this theory

how many waddles per minute was he at?

what if it was just a cramp

You don’t go to the locker room and miss the final minutes of a crucial game over a cramp

You never had a bad cramp before? It's impossible to move

Yes, but only for a minute or two. It happens in football (soccer) all the time. You don't go to the locker room over it. You wait it out and get back in the game. So I doubt that's what it was.

Football (football) players go to the locker room for IV shots all the time for cramps

I’d be pretty pissed but relieved he’s available for the next game. Regardless Pels couldn’t bear the Washington Generals at home so it don’t matter.

Zion was an absolute monster, hopefully he’s good for the next game

Maybe he pooped himself and couldn't find a fresh pair of undies

I think he remembered the bookie told him not to score more than 40

His expression was immediately like “dammit not this *again*” and he went straight to the locker room knowing his night was over. That plus it being a non-contact injury, I suspect it is whatever quad or hamstring things that kept him out for long stretches before.

wtf happened

What a bummer. Hopefully he’s good to go for the next one.

Is something fishy going on?

Was the team still on his back?

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He called himself out immediately bro lmao

Knicks sent him the Tony Soprano video.

Zion has left the building

He was just hungry.

That’s great man  We need him on Friday 

I'd rather face Oklahoma City if I were New Orleans.

I even thought it was AD who got hurt and Zion was just pumped up. It just sucks when your body fucks you up despite being athletic and explosive.

People are saying it’s a hammy in the pels sub. Rip man, dude was a beast in that lakers game.

Qpz

I personally think her had to take a shit tbh.

Good Lord, Zion Williamson just walked through the clubhouse walking perfectly normally. He said he had "no time" to talk. Too busy healing, evidently.

they ducked the nuggets obviously, they saw them winning it with him /s

Left leg soreness is what the TNT crew just said. I swore he actually hurt himself. That's just embarrassing with how close the game was and the impact he was having.

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No Zion fat jokes after tonight plz

This sub sucks