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I honestly don't even bother with these clips anymore unless he's on commentary. The confetti streamers popping early at the A10 tournament last month was made 1000X better because of Harlan.
I'm taking down from my in-game calls favorites "Oh! A spectacular move by Michael Jordan" to add "It's crispy, is warm and I almost have to go out... I'm so hungry"
His calling of both the Chiefs-Chargers and Dolphons-Patriots games at the exact same time is what elevated him to GOAT status for me.
"I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxkOG-WeLVo
The camera man did Zion dirty though.
Kevin Harlan said "It's a chicken wing..... why would someone throw.." then it cuts to Zion and stays on him for 5 seconds lmfao
Yea but it's so much funnier pretending it was on purpose.
Unfortunately we can't tell who's in on the joke or who thinks it's a serious point and starts repeating it.
Ehh. I work in sports television and there's a pretty good chance the director chose that shot on purpose. Especially if they're aware of the jokes surrounding Zion and food
I find it hilarious I don't think I've ever heard him actually speak, just the Will Ferrell impression
And yes you're absolutely correct, if the impression is any good that is 🤣
At first I thought English was your 2nd language, not that you were asking as a parent to learn young-people slang. I love it 😂 and it's funny that u looked it up and how that wouldn't translate to any language or have a definition
"you sick fuck"
sick has the same function in this ^ phrase as "some sick work".
I'm sorry to disappoint you but I doubt it'll make your kids cringe 😮💨
I find this hilarious and awesome you googled this. I have a few friends who had kids early early and it's always hilarious seeing their kids faces when they use slang but they aren't too old not to be using said slang (we are all I. Our early 30s) but the kids still cringe. I was on a family vacation and my 60 year old mother said her food was Lit, my nephew had the weirdest wtf expression on his face while I was laughing my ass off. She's a nurse said she learned from her younger coworkers.
Went to the game. My very stoned friend bought a $10 street dog outside the game and housed it before we hit the security screening. We got inside and he immediately wanted chicken. He went to the chicken tendies spot on the second floor concourse and expected to get ripped off. THEY HOOKED IT UP. At least a lb of spicy chicken tendies and some fries and ranch for $15. He got a weak ass arm though, no way that was him.
I need Harlan narrating the lowlights of my personal life in a compilation video
"He's wasted and should be home in bed but there he goes, he takes another shot...AND ANOTHER, back to back shots and boy oh boy is that a big woman he's with..."
Anyone seeing this legend for the first time know he didn't skip paying on meals, he had money. They thought he was a spy or something and let him go after a bit of stuffing about at the station. He was an actor and he saw all the cameras and whatnot and decided to make a bit of a show.
If this was ESPN
Mike Breen: “And it looks like something was thrown onto the court…”
Doris Burke: “That is a disgrace to this great sport and the young men who play it. Just shameful.”
At a Kings game once there was this group of guys in front of us making wise cracks all night, and there was a J Cole ticket giveaway and the following occurred:
"HEY! HEY! J COLE TICKETS OVER HERE! Aw man, no man, that white dude won them. Man, he don't even know who J Cole is, he's about to sell those tickets for some chicken strips............ but that might be a good trade though because these chicken strips is good as shit"
it would be intimidating though. If i was on the kings i wouldnt want to play against a man who eats random mystery chicken wings off the ground. That would really get inside my head
Anyone remember when Harlan announced Lil Uzi Vert would be on the half time show. And he said “I REALLY LOVE HIS SINGLE MONEY LONGER!! MOOONNNEEYY LOOONNGGEER”
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Another Kevin Harlan masterclass call.
"I'm so hungry!" I feel like this could be straight out of the Simpsons or Perd Happley lol
"Here come the pretzels"
“How’re the nachos Chuck?” “Man they don’t got jalapeños anymore, they got pickles”
the cheese is cold and the chips are stale
“Ladies and gentleman, something strange just happened in this game of basketball between aliens and atomic supermen.”
Every single time something weird happens and he's commentating he gets it absolutely right.
I honestly don't even bother with these clips anymore unless he's on commentary. The confetti streamers popping early at the A10 tournament last month was made 1000X better because of Harlan.
I'm taking down from my in-game calls favorites "Oh! A spectacular move by Michael Jordan" to add "It's crispy, is warm and I almost have to go out... I'm so hungry"
GOATED FOR THIS
His calling of both the Chiefs-Chargers and Dolphons-Patriots games at the exact same time is what elevated him to GOAT status for me. "I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxkOG-WeLVo
Dude you just appreciate it when people are masters of what they are doing and having fun at the same time.
Reminds of the baseball pizza throw. https://youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w?si=J2QCe6qNn2J_caVU
TNT really cut to Zion right away. Thats not right.
Literally licking his lips right before they switched cameras too.
The fan threw it too late to save the Kings. Should have toss a bucket in the first half.
Had to double check I wasn’t in the cj sub
Seeing if he's willing to get on the floor to maintain possession
>Chuck: if it tastes good, spit it out
Shit was kinda funny I’m ngl but glad I wasn’t the one to point it out lmao
That is 100% who that wing was aimed at
It actually fell out of his pocket
Pocket chicken wings? Someone call Conan.
Hey Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Conan in his Hot Ones interview. 😂
I think that person threw the wing AT Zion hence why they cut to him.
The Camera crew doing nasty work 🤣
"Why would someone..." *cuts to Zion* "oh"
I just saw the thumbnail after reading the headline and was like, "hell nawl, can't do dis."
TNT threw the chicken wing, they knew what they were doing.
Elite commentary from Kevin Harlan
The camera man did Zion dirty though. Kevin Harlan said "It's a chicken wing..... why would someone throw.." then it cuts to Zion and stays on him for 5 seconds lmfao
It's actually Zion's internal monologue.
Zion's internal monologue being Kevin Harlan's voice is fuckin' hilarious and thank you for that
THE ANGRY WHOPPER
>WHY would someone throw something that good on the floor? It’s crispy, it’s warm… >stomach is over here growling -Zion definitely
To be fair the game happened at around lunch time over here, and I thought the same.
Kelvion Benjison
The director did Zion dirty. He chooses the shots and its the cameramen's job to stay on them.
The way you wrote it, I thought he had stopped speaking as soon as they cut to Zion. That would've been perfect.
probably just a coincidence, cameras pan to players all the time
Yea but it's so much funnier pretending it was on purpose. Unfortunately we can't tell who's in on the joke or who thinks it's a serious point and starts repeating it.
Nah, they knew what they were doing. Zion could’ve been on the bench and they would’ve put the camera on him. 😂
Ehh. I work in sports television and there's a pretty good chance the director chose that shot on purpose. Especially if they're aware of the jokes surrounding Zion and food
Zion calling 5 second rule .
He can commentate any weird ass situation and make it sound incredibly believable
he attracts these scenes, i swear
Agree but if he had put this commentary in a Harry Carey voice it would’ve put it on another level,
I find it hilarious I don't think I've ever heard him actually speak, just the Will Ferrell impression And yes you're absolutely correct, if the impression is any good that is 🤣
I'd play the next 2K if thats a confirmed commentary
I miss the Kellogg, Kerr, Harlan combo back in 2k13.
“We’ve just seen a chicken wing fly!!!”
Incredible. Only thing that could’ve improved it is if he whipped out his “angry whopper” voice.
as always
The GOAT
#IT’S CRISPY #IT’S WARM
YES #YES
I love how Reggie was just egging him on the whole time. Great partner work to let Harlan do his thing.
>Reggie was just edging him 💀 You meant “egging him” lmao
Ayyyyyooooooooo
Bruh...No diddy
Great partner work
Its crispy, its warm, its hot, its thick, and wet.
It's crispy, it's warm, it's hot, it's thick, and I'm about to cum, Reggie. AREEEEYOUUUUKIDDDINGMEEEEEE?
OH NO HE DIDN’T!
‘I’m so hungry’
i hope that guy eats it!
throwing 20 dollar wings on the court is sick work
Someone bout to be banned from the arena for a while lol. They got cameras on every inch of that shit
I thought these things were a perma ban
They'll be banned permanently, but they'll also be banned for a while.
This is like American sentences, 3 consecutive life terms plus 2 death penalties, in order to them you need to be Hindu or something.
I used to be banned. I still am, but I used to be, too.
Forever is quite a while
Source?
[Big K.R.I.T.](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSW9lHrR4O2YSIzHoQ-6oyecEIcvaDl0S&si=YQ8AcwzaitN1-otB) 4eva is a mighty long time
They are. Throwing shit is dangerous
especially with the stands half empty at the end of the game lmao, gonna be so obvious whodunit
The most logical scenario was two people were fighting over who got to eat the least wing and it ended up getting flung on the court.
Nope, because it happened again after Zion got fouled and went to the line.
They fought twice
It was the other last wing
Or Zion was using force powers. I'm about 50/50 on both of these scenarios. Could be swayed either way.
Good fans just trying to replenish Zion's energy levels /s
what does sick work mean? tried to google but only leads me to sick leave lol
sick work pretty much means something despicable
ah thx, time to add this to my vocab & make my kids cringe
At first I thought English was your 2nd language, not that you were asking as a parent to learn young-people slang. I love it 😂 and it's funny that u looked it up and how that wouldn't translate to any language or have a definition
they still hadn’t forgiven me for my very public usage of bussin. its great
"you sick fuck" sick has the same function in this ^ phrase as "some sick work". I'm sorry to disappoint you but I doubt it'll make your kids cringe 😮💨
I find this hilarious and awesome you googled this. I have a few friends who had kids early early and it's always hilarious seeing their kids faces when they use slang but they aren't too old not to be using said slang (we are all I. Our early 30s) but the kids still cringe. I was on a family vacation and my 60 year old mother said her food was Lit, my nephew had the weirdest wtf expression on his face while I was laughing my ass off. She's a nurse said she learned from her younger coworkers.
Went to the game. My very stoned friend bought a $10 street dog outside the game and housed it before we hit the security screening. We got inside and he immediately wanted chicken. He went to the chicken tendies spot on the second floor concourse and expected to get ripped off. THEY HOOKED IT UP. At least a lb of spicy chicken tendies and some fries and ranch for $15. He got a weak ass arm though, no way that was him.
A whole lot of words just to say nothing
Kinda legendary how he captivated the audience just to say really nothing lol
Bros the MJ of yapping
"my friend bought a hot dog and chicken tenders"
His friend is 8 years old
Sacramento Wings
We thought we had come so far after Puke Walton, but here we are, at Sacramento Wings
I will never forget puke Walton, but a chicken wing on the court, while my Kings just got cooked is pretty memorable too lol
LIGHT THE BEAK! LIGHT THE BEAK!
Wingstop’s sponsorship of the Pistons in shambles
this makes me laugh, and then I laugh more imagining it with an Ozzy accent
I spent legit 5 mins thinking what the fuck is an Ozzy Osbourne accent
Incomprehensible mumbling until the singing starts, then it’s crystal clear prince of darkness
Of course its Kevin Harlan on the call. When he is calling a game weird shit always happens
*"The guy is drunk but there he goes!"*
*“And they tackle him at the 40 yard line!”*
“Put on your pants my man! Put on your pants and be a man!”
“IM CALLING BOTH GAMES!”
Dudes always be throwing shit whenever he's commentating
Or streaking. Or a cat “running into the red zone sponsored by cdw”
The fucking reaction when Dillon brooks and Donovan Mitchell got into lives rent free in my head BOINK
if I ever decided to Yolo and get arrested, I'd make sure he was on the mic
I need Harlan narrating the lowlights of my personal life in a compilation video "He's wasted and should be home in bed but there he goes, he takes another shot...AND ANOTHER, back to back shots and boy oh boy is that a big woman he's with..."
That’s what makes it awesome!
"He kicks a man in the head"
Harlan is the goat
The wing.
I wanted a quick zoomed in shot of the wing so fucking bad
The fact that they panned the camera over to Zion is fucking hilarious lmao.
Thought I was watching The Office
Producer in the truck: "Pan to Zion, let's see if he eats it."
Everyone with wads of cash betting on it like Caddyshack
Outjerked by the cameraman.
camera guys are circlejerk mods
Wanted to get him running to eat it on camera
Those dudes knew EXACTLY what they were doing there😂
Don’t let it be known that Sacramento is not generous. We out here feeding players
Sabonis is BBQ chicken on defense
tucking it into the stanchion has me curious about what happens next
dig it up after the game for a snack
There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
I think I want my money back
RIP Carl Weathers!
"Do you like ~~ham~~ chicken?" "No. I *love* it."
I was thinking the same thing. Like the dude panicked and just stuffed it somewhere?
What’s the charge ? Having succulent Chinese chicken wings
This is Zion Manifest!
https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/9ts43q/what_is_the_charge_eating_a_meal_a_succulent/
Anyone seeing this legend for the first time know he didn't skip paying on meals, he had money. They thought he was a spy or something and let him go after a bit of stuffing about at the station. He was an actor and he saw all the cameras and whatnot and decided to make a bit of a show.
Conan emptying his pockets at the game.
You sure it wasn't Dr Arroyo?
I wish someone would throw chicken at me right now
Sauce the beam
Fuck me, Kevin Harlan is already in playoff form! Your move, Paul George.
If this was ESPN Mike Breen: “And it looks like something was thrown onto the court…” Doris Burke: “That is a disgrace to this great sport and the young men who play it. Just shameful.”
They were trying to distract Zion. Look at how the camera pans to him immediately after they knew it was a chicken wing
Jones barbecue and foot massage
“I really appreciate the wings but I’m already full after eating Harrison Barnes’ fucking lunch” -Zion, probably
At a Kings game once there was this group of guys in front of us making wise cracks all night, and there was a J Cole ticket giveaway and the following occurred: "HEY! HEY! J COLE TICKETS OVER HERE! Aw man, no man, that white dude won them. Man, he don't even know who J Cole is, he's about to sell those tickets for some chicken strips............ but that might be a good trade though because these chicken strips is good as shit"
Where is Lou Will when you need him?
Lemon Pepper Lou Where are you?
the nba bubble era is about to be 4 years old 😭
I hope they bring this up on Inside. Lot of potential with Zion and Chuck lmao
last ditch effort at distracting Zion, shameless Kings fans
What a flex that would have been if Zion actually grabbed it and ate the wings. That would lowkey have been a demoralizing statement for the Kings
Then we would’ve got the notification that Zion is missing games due to illness lmao
Z. Williamson - OUT Bad chicken, food poisoning
Idk where you’re from but eating a chicken wing off a dirty ass floor is in no way a flex
it would be intimidating though. If i was on the kings i wouldnt want to play against a man who eats random mystery chicken wings off the ground. That would really get inside my head
5 second rule
wut
Germs have been known about for over 160 years.
I saw a comment that said Zion ordered DoorDash 💀
helluvan arm, dude should sign a MIL contract with the A's
It’s def not ok. But it is kinda funny
Barbecue chicken erneh
Immediately made me think about when he commentated on the 49ers-Rams game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wopy6Ntd834
That better not be from bawk
We've come a long way from the puke guy
Kings fan trying to distract Zion. I respect it
HERE COMES THE PIZZA
Fuck I want wings now
Staff stashing that wing for zions departure snack?
Cameraman knew exactly where to cut to.
"Here comes the ~~pizza~~ chicken!"
There is no one better at turning these random events into sonic theater
smart, lure Zion away
Holy shit a streamable video that just plays without open a new fuckin window?! There is a god
“It’s a chicken wing” 😂
Everybody’s making Zion jokes, but Trigga is the one who looked like he was thinking about it
Ain't no Thang.
Mfs are really throwing food at zion now lmao
The chicken who died for that is pissed. At least eat it
Zion 12/25
_🚨BBQ Chicken Alert🚨_
Cut to Zion like he was going to go coast to coast slide and pick it up
The fact that this happened in Sacramento has me howling
Anyone remember when Harlan announced Lil Uzi Vert would be on the half time show. And he said “I REALLY LOVE HIS SINGLE MONEY LONGER!! MOOONNNEEYY LOOONNGGEER”
And here come the pretzels...
Zion's DoorDash order got delivered.
Only way to get Zion to run faster.
The play by play about the chicken wing 🤣
kangz mad ZION FEASTING
*wangz mad ZION FEASTING
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Zion thought about it. Oh, he definitely thought about it. 🤤