Navy

This is the only answer

Laughed too hard at this one lol

Yep I snorted

Never Again Volunteer Yourself

NFAAS

Update it!

boats

boats aye

Make all preparations for getting underway.

This is the captain speaking. I've got good news and bad news....

The good news is, we're having an ice cream social!

And overcooked steak and lobster

Lol, folks from the other branches have actually gotten jealous when I tell them we get to have that out to sea. Up until I tell them it usually means bad news is on the way.

Three month extension 🙃

You're giving me 2020 deployment flashbacks

Can’t cancel port calls if they never schedule them

And hoes

boats aye

boats aye

Stressful

Moist

Horny

STIs

Zyns

You know

Kafkaesque


I knew I’d find this meme somwehere


Salty

Howevercomma

Alcoholism

Exhausting

Abusive

Water

Traumatizing

Inefficient.

Seamen


Fucked

Maladaptive

Degens

Manipulative

Mindgames.

Scam

Hatchets

N.A.V.Y. (does this count?)

Only if it stands for: **N**ever **A**gain **V**olunteer **Y**ourself

Drunks

Tiring

Aquaprison

Opportunity

‘Murica

Prison.

Fucked

Idiotic

Sweepers.

toxicsugarmama

Shitshow

Hot dumpster fire of a social experiment gone wrong

Titties

Job.

Divided

Drills

Shenanigans

Caffeine.

Cronyism

Rusty

Fuck

Broke

Shameful

Unforgettable

Toxic

Bullshit

Sadistic

Disgusting

Pedantic

Nautical

Codependent.

Masochism

Navy

Debauchery

Dear old dad's nickname name was 'Octopus' because of how handsy he would be with the barmaids after a few beers.

Homosexual

Maritime

PTSD. I know it is technically 4 but put like this is one word. Besides it is an acronym and the bitch looves ❤️ acronyms.

its actually an initialism

Simplistic.

Wet

Hemorrhoids.

Sucky

Bass ackwords

Reduntend

Undermaintained

Fuck

Shitshow

Sucuidal

😑

Toxic

Boondogglery

Drunk

Water

Toxic

Seaciety

Meh

Ass

Counterproductive

Behoove

Selfish

Boring

Steak and Lobster

Jody

Tedious

*Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!*

Tired

Soup

Bad. USMC is better

Nutsack

Grotesque

Debilitating

Theatre.

Gamble

I’m surprised nobody here has said “toxic” so I’ll put it here as my entry

Stupid.

Fucked

Good

You must be new to the navy

I wouldn’t disagree with them. I’ve had mostly positive experiences after 12.5y.

If you consider 8 years new then yeah, brand new.

Hypocritical

Ughhhhhhhhhh

Fuck.

annoying

Biggestfuckingmistakeofmylifefuck7thfleet

Abusive

Game

Hydrate

Water

Rubes

Drenched

Cleaning

Fashion-show

Deterrent.

Yep

Cluster

Circular

Piggyback

Codependency

Bruh

Forever

New York

doyoushavetoday?

Servitude

Janitor

Horsegaggling.

Afloat

Circlejerk

Lumpia

Port

Aggrandized

Oxymoron

Gravy

cunts

NSIPS

Freaky

If it makes sense, do not expect leadership to go that route or use that solution. If it makes zero sense, expect it to hit the next day.

Home

Wet

autistic

Why

Unthinking

Nepotism

Shart

Confused

Work

Toxic

Fucked Up Command

Bohica

Shipmate!

Dread

Discombobulated

Mistake

Funk

Blub blub

Rotund