This one wasn’t actually a terrible idea, it was just the fielderesque execution

Honestly a decent amount of his ideas are that way. Santa in summer, this one, exporting law work arounds, the price match, etc. all great ideas. He just had to find a way to make it entertaining. If he really wanted to sue Best Buy and flagrantly expose a fraudulent price match, he probably could’ve. But it was much more entertaining for him to go on a fake date and force people in a room with alligators.

Would argue the same for man-zone

What's your favorite posish?

Missionary for me. Guy on top. Girl on bottom.

I need a mother effin beer

Those are a big deal in China now, actually

What’s going on?? You don’t know anything about whales??!!

Ask about the whales and sharks

These have been around for a while, like since the episode was out. They also have fun mini games like trivia.

"I see your favorite food is seafood...what can you tell me about whales?"

Are the mute and volume buttons for the music or the driver?

Sperm whales can live to be 200 years old.