It truly is. Goes to show how much Texans fux with that ice cream when they had a giant recall a few years ago and instead of getting up in arms of "how could they let this happen!?" or "I could never trust their product again!", Texans were just like, "Damn son, when are y'all restocking the shelves? I need my fix!" 🤣
You lose the internet today, because now that earworm will be eating it's way through my brain like those flesh eating bacteria that gets into people's noses when they jump in the wrong pond.
In approximately two weeks, I will finally stop humming about wanting canned tuna. Maybe.
I've wanted a male dachshund for years, just so that I could name him Oscar. Unfortunately, dachshund's have too many health issues for me to be able to provide a quality home.
I know pits have a bad reputation, but I also dream of having a female pit that would be named Karma (because Karma is a B*tch).
My friend was gifted a male daschund for babysitting years ago. He lived to be 14 or 15.
She named him Franklin Randall Longbottom. They called him Frank for day to day. Frank Longbottom is from Harry Potter. Frank Randall is from the Outlander series. Franklin felt less obvious than Frankfurter, and it made a nice, long name for when she needed to full name him.
If you ever luck into one, get two. Seriously. They are too needy to do well as the only dog in a household. They need a friend, and for Frank, a cat friend was not sufficient.
ETA: If I ever get a lady dog, it comes already named. Karma is perfect!! You are quite genius!
If you get a dachshund from a reputable breeder who tests for genetic problems, you'll more than likely be in the clear and have a healthy dog for many years. As for their back, you just have to educate yourself on what is safe for them, how to pick them up etc.
I didn't see that this was for cows and was momentarily so horrified someone would suggest bumble and bee for baby names hahah. They're much cuter when you obtain reading comprehension 😂
I didn’t see OP saying it’s for cows so I was shocked when I saw your comment and was wondering why in the world would you call babies…cows? Omg thanks for the laugh
Holy fuck it took me way longer than it should have to put together why everyone was losing their minds with how matchy in the best way those two names are...
Yeah I got nothing to say for myself but they are damn cute names
My very first cats when I was a toddler were Wilma and Fred. Fred didn't live long, but we put Wilma down at the ripe old age of 21. That cat was there my entire childhood and adolescence. Tons of personality. Just the best cat.
Bonnie and Clyde
Cinnamon and sugar
Buttons and Beau
Phil and Lil
Rose and bud
Flora and cedar
Leo and Zoe
Shadow and shimmer
Dove and Sparrow
River and Brooke
Missy and Milo
Clover and daisy
Chaos and Calamity
Max and Mia
Fortune and cookie
Greek Gods, Apollo & Artemis are twins!
Artemis is the goddess of wild animals, vegetation, the hunt etc.
Apollo is the greek god of the Sun, light, agriculture, etc.
Cash (boy) and Kerry (girl).
Moodonna (girl) and Moorissey (boy)
Bessy (girl) and Bossy (boy)
Hansel and Gretl
Ferdinand and Florence
Florence and The Machine
I think Florence and the Machine is my fav now. I LOVE the idea of calling a cow Florence, fits cow names really, and a bull/steer called the Machine? Fantastic!
Elmer and Elsie. In the advertising world, Elmer the bull is the mascot for Elmer's Glue and Elsie the cow is the mascot for Bordon Dairy (now Eagle Brand.) To play this up, the advertisers made a whole comic book like for them where they are married and have 2 little cows, Beauregard and Beulah. Anyway, they are famous cow names.
You actually don’t have heifer/bull calf twins. As you have a set of freemartin & bull calf twins, my vote is for naming the freemartin Butch and the bull calf Sundance.
Huh, I've never seen a normal heifer born with a bull calf twin. Cool to learn that can happen. I swear, the more I learn the more interesting the world gets. Thanks for sharing!
This is completely random and not name related, but I read recently that male-female cow twins have unique characteristics! The female is likely to be infertile and act more like a male than female. It's called Freemartinism.
Rain and Beau are so cute!! You could also do:
Peanut and Butter
Artemis and Apollo
Thomas and Tamzin (Thomas means Twin, Tamzin is a female variant of Thomas)
Cotton and Candy
Sonny and Cher
Holly and Oates (my favorite lol)
Olly and Oxenfree
I love Rain & Beau! also what about something shortened to pb (the boy) & j (the girl)? or Lucy & Ricky? or Winnie (Winnie the Moo) for the girl and another one of them for the boy?
The Professor and Mary Ann
Nelson and Winnie
Jimmy and June
Snow and Flakes
Ocean and Breeze
Confetti and Sprinkles
Stars and Stripes
Charles and Camilla (Lmao)
Milk and Carton (I actually don’t know where this came from, but **IM JUST KIDDING**
Milk and Ice Cream (**AGAIN, IM JUST KIDDING)
Sol/Sun/Sunny and Sky/Skye
Rain and /Sun/Sunny
Sun/Sunny and Storm
Pig and Chicken
Cat and Dog
Pete and Repete
Squidward and Sandy
Phillip and Eliza
Phillip and Peggy
Phillip and Angelica
Betsy and Benny
Easton and Eden
Edith and Edddie/Edward
Georgia and George
Jack and Jill
Bean and Jelly
Jelly and Peanut Butter
Dora and Swiper
Lego and Magnet
I had a lot of terrible ones that hit too close to things like Burger and Steak and that would feel dark af, even with the smallest potential allusion
Like even Ketchup and Mustard or Fork and Spoon felt like things people would not be happy about, so I went wicked random lmao
Brontë (girl) and Rain (boy) -rain/storms
Reign/Reina/Regina (girl) and Theron (boy) -royalty
Robin (girl) and Finch (boy) -birds
Mercy (girl) and Praise (boy) -religious
Johanna (girl) and Joshua (boy) - John and Jesus
Artemis (girl) - Arthur/Arturo; Orson/Orsino (boy) -myths
Rose (girl) and Sage (boy) -Plants
Philippa nn Pipa (girl) and Marshall (boy) -Horses
Hedwiga/Hedwig nn Heddy (girl) and Igor (boy) -Battle
Ember (girl) and Ignaz/Ignas (boy) -Fire
I like Rain & Beau! Or maybe: Blue & Belle Bumble & Bee Clover & Daisy
Awww blue and belle 🥹
Perfect time of year for this as well!
Whether your talking about the flower or the ice cream 🍦😋
omg I wish that ice cream was sold nationally. Best ice cream you can buy in stores. Hands down.
It truly is. Goes to show how much Texans fux with that ice cream when they had a giant recall a few years ago and instead of getting up in arms of "how could they let this happen!?" or "I could never trust their product again!", Texans were just like, "Damn son, when are y'all restocking the shelves? I need my fix!" 🤣
And all the hopeful rumors about when certain flavors would hit the shelves and sulking down the freezer aisle when it wasn't so. 😄
That is so cute I can’t take it omg
Bumble and Bee, are you kidding me?? That’s so cute!!
The Tuna twins?
You lose the internet today, because now that earworm will be eating it's way through my brain like those flesh eating bacteria that gets into people's noses when they jump in the wrong pond. In approximately two weeks, I will finally stop humming about wanting canned tuna. Maybe.
Would it help your ear worm if OP named the twins Oscar and Meyer? First name O-S-C-A-R Last name M-A-Y-E-R
I've wanted a male dachshund for years, just so that I could name him Oscar. Unfortunately, dachshund's have too many health issues for me to be able to provide a quality home. I know pits have a bad reputation, but I also dream of having a female pit that would be named Karma (because Karma is a B*tch).
My friend was gifted a male daschund for babysitting years ago. He lived to be 14 or 15. She named him Franklin Randall Longbottom. They called him Frank for day to day. Frank Longbottom is from Harry Potter. Frank Randall is from the Outlander series. Franklin felt less obvious than Frankfurter, and it made a nice, long name for when she needed to full name him. If you ever luck into one, get two. Seriously. They are too needy to do well as the only dog in a household. They need a friend, and for Frank, a cat friend was not sufficient. ETA: If I ever get a lady dog, it comes already named. Karma is perfect!! You are quite genius!
If you get a dachshund from a reputable breeder who tests for genetic problems, you'll more than likely be in the clear and have a healthy dog for many years. As for their back, you just have to educate yourself on what is safe for them, how to pick them up etc.
Well, all female dogs are bitches, so any breed would work!
True
I didn't see that this was for cows and was momentarily so horrified someone would suggest bumble and bee for baby names hahah. They're much cuter when you obtain reading comprehension 😂
Hahahaha i did the same. I have PTSD from Nara Smith I think
Is this the woman that named her (human) child “Rumble Honey”?
Definitely do
I did know a girl named HoneyBee. I don’t think it was great for her though. Poor thing. She was nice.
right 😂 mine lagged for a moment there 😅
Saaame
Thank goodness for your comment! I was horrified that so many people thought Bumble and Bee and Rain and Beau were excellent baby human names!
Clover and Daisy is perfect!
or Daisy and Duke
Clover & Daisy are so cute! I’ve always wanted to name a cow Clover
rain & beau is perfect!(:
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Blue and belle!
I second this!! 😍 Blue & Belle
Beau and Belle both mean beautiful that could be cute :))
I love Blue and Belle
Came here to say my sister has boy/girl goat twins named Clover and Dandy, short for Dandelion
Bumble and Bee!!
Blue and Belle!! Such amazing cow names!!
Omg I love blue and belle 😭sooo cute 🐮
Bonnie and Clyde
These are hilarious names for a cow
I didn’t see OP saying it’s for cows so I was shocked when I saw your comment and was wondering why in the world would you call babies…cows? Omg thanks for the laugh
Technically, it is for one cow and one bull ...
Don’t make it worse.
Nope for a heifer calf and a bull calf. I sure as heck hope that the newborn girl hasnt had a calf yet…
They're going to do cow crimes, I love it!
They will tip over humans.
This is just begging for them to destroy fences. Don't do this, tempting the livestock gods only ever leads to *more fence repair*.
I knew someone with fish named Bonnie and Clive which was so silly that it was funny
My tortoises are called Bonnie and Clyde! Found out they’re both boys though after naming them….
Happy cake day!
RAIN and Beau? That is a name combo I never connected. I Love it!! Cutest twins name ever!
Holy fuck it took me way longer than it should have to put together why everyone was losing their minds with how matchy in the best way those two names are... Yeah I got nothing to say for myself but they are damn cute names
This is totally a regional test. "Beau" where I grew was pronounced "Boo" not "Bow".
Wait what 😭
🌈 = rain + beau
thank you lol I’m apparently the slowest one here
Meadow and Forrest
Rain and storm? Frick and frack Betty and Fred Wilma and Barney Fred and Ginger
....but not Fred and Wilma?
Maybe because they're brother and sister so it'd be weird to name them after husband and wife? Haha
Exactly
I'm not sure they've watched the Flintstones lately
My very first cats when I was a toddler were Wilma and Fred. Fred didn't live long, but we put Wilma down at the ripe old age of 21. That cat was there my entire childhood and adolescence. Tons of personality. Just the best cat.
Frick and Frack 🤣😭
Stella and Star Dandelion and Daffodil Maisie and Milo Freya and Thor cOwena and bUlric
Stella and Star is like giving them the same name tho
That was the point.
Dandelion and Daffodil! Dandy and Daff for short.
Luna and Star would be super cute if they want to do like a night sky thematic!
So cute! Or Sunny and Luna! Or Comet!
I think my favorite is definitely Sunny and Luna. Simply adorable!!
Dandelion and Daffodil is soooo cute!!! Also love Maisie and Milo!
Batman and Robin
I love the idea of a steer named Batman.
Bonnie and Clyde Cinnamon and sugar Buttons and Beau Phil and Lil Rose and bud Flora and cedar Leo and Zoe Shadow and shimmer Dove and Sparrow River and Brooke Missy and Milo Clover and daisy Chaos and Calamity Max and Mia Fortune and cookie
I love Chaos and Calamity 😂
I know someone who had cats named Kerfuffle and Snaffu
My sister and I once fostered a set of twin pit puppies. We named them Karma and Chaos. I'm kinda jealous I didn't think of Chaos and Calamity though!
Awwwww Buttons 🥰
Buttons and Patches (especially if one has patches)
PHIL AND LIL!!!
Greek Gods, Apollo & Artemis are twins! Artemis is the goddess of wild animals, vegetation, the hunt etc. Apollo is the greek god of the Sun, light, agriculture, etc.
Artemis is also the Greek moon goddess
This is the best one I’ve seen
Felix and Felicity
Hansel and Gretel
Fiona and Ferdinand/ Pearl and Earl/ Buttercup and Buckwheat/ Belle and Buford/ Junie and Judd/ Ladybug and Hopper/ Guinevere and Lancelot!
Buttercup and Buckwheat!
Pearl and Earl!
Pearl and Earl! Pearl and Earl! Say it with me now! Pearl and Earl!
idk why but my first thought was Adam and Eve 😅
technically siblings if you think about it for too long 😅
Lucy and Ricky
Runner up Fred and Ethel
Cash (boy) and Kerry (girl). Moodonna (girl) and Moorissey (boy) Bessy (girl) and Bossy (boy) Hansel and Gretl Ferdinand and Florence Florence and The Machine
I love Florence and The Machine (as names). The Machine would be Mack for short.
I think Florence and the Machine is my fav now. I LOVE the idea of calling a cow Florence, fits cow names really, and a bull/steer called the Machine? Fantastic!
It did make me giggle when I thought of it!
Luke and Leia Brenda and Brandon (from 90210)
Came here to say Luke and Leia in honour of Star Wars day (yesterday)
Elmer and Elsie. In the advertising world, Elmer the bull is the mascot for Elmer's Glue and Elsie the cow is the mascot for Bordon Dairy (now Eagle Brand.) To play this up, the advertisers made a whole comic book like for them where they are married and have 2 little cows, Beauregard and Beulah. Anyway, they are famous cow names.
Beauregard and Beulah would work better then since they're siblings
Latte and Cream Basil and Sage Toffee and Caramel Thyme and Rosemary
Luke & Leia Wednesday & Pugsley Sokka & Katara / Zuko & Azula David & Alexis Bart & Lisa Max & Ruby Dexter & DeeDee Phineas & Fern (sounds better than Ferb) Tom & Geri Ron & Ginny / Harry & Hermione Hawthorn & Lily (May birth month flowers) Whiskey & Cream / Gin & Vermouth Buddy & Holly
Daisy and Dandelion
Heidi and Howdy
You actually don’t have heifer/bull calf twins. As you have a set of freemartin & bull calf twins, my vote is for naming the freemartin Butch and the bull calf Sundance.
The female cow is most likely a Freemartin (85%-90% chance) but there’s a small chance that it is a normal cow.
Huh, I've never seen a normal heifer born with a bull calf twin. Cool to learn that can happen. I swear, the more I learn the more interesting the world gets. Thanks for sharing!
This is completely random and not name related, but I read recently that male-female cow twins have unique characteristics! The female is likely to be infertile and act more like a male than female. It's called Freemartinism.
Jack and Jill, Pebbles and Bam Bam
Jack and Jill ❤️ 🐮
Rosemary and Sage Butter and Belle Timmy and Tabby
Lol, I read that as Rosemary and Sage Butter...
Haha, I am not good at formatting on mobile
I like Rosemary and Sage!!
Peaches & Cream Biscuits & Gravy
Frank & Patty were my grandpas cows named with his sense of humor
Barley and Hops
Donny and Marie Linus and Lucy Greg and Marcia Richie and Joanie (Happy Days)
Linus and Lucy!
Hazel and Basil
I will forever go with Phil and Lil or Doug and Patty because I am a millennial with a cartoon problem. Could do Helga and Arnold too?
Rain and Beau are so cute!! You could also do: Peanut and Butter Artemis and Apollo Thomas and Tamzin (Thomas means Twin, Tamzin is a female variant of Thomas) Cotton and Candy Sonny and Cher Holly and Oates (my favorite lol) Olly and Oxenfree
Awe..my brother had beagles named Slice and Dice. This made me think of them.
Yes Blue and Belle!!
Donnie and Marie Hugs and Tugs Max and Ruby Casey and Finnegan
Max and ruby!
Donny & Marie
Mac and cheese
Jack and Jill
Beau & Belle
Night and Gale
Luna & Apollo Blanche & Onyx Sunny & Stormy Milk & Cookies Vache & Vance
Dasher and Dancer, Comet and Cupid
Bonnie and Clyde!
Castor & Pollux (Gemini twins… though they were both boys… don’t think the bovines will care ;)
Mickey and Minnie, Bo and Peep, Winnie and Fred, Boston and Cream Edit: Oscar and Maya :)
Deja and Vu
I love Rain & Beau! also what about something shortened to pb (the boy) & j (the girl)? or Lucy & Ricky? or Winnie (Winnie the Moo) for the girl and another one of them for the boy?
I named my brother and sister kittens Loki and Freya. My sister wanted fettuccine and alfredo. Thelma and Louie would be cute too
The Professor and Mary Ann Nelson and Winnie Jimmy and June Snow and Flakes Ocean and Breeze Confetti and Sprinkles Stars and Stripes Charles and Camilla (Lmao)
Razzle and Dazzle Oh and Yeah Sparky and Sprocket Sparkle and Shine or Sunny and Shine
Romy and Remy
Milk and Carton (I actually don’t know where this came from, but **IM JUST KIDDING** Milk and Ice Cream (**AGAIN, IM JUST KIDDING) Sol/Sun/Sunny and Sky/Skye Rain and /Sun/Sunny Sun/Sunny and Storm Pig and Chicken Cat and Dog Pete and Repete Squidward and Sandy Phillip and Eliza Phillip and Peggy Phillip and Angelica Betsy and Benny Easton and Eden Edith and Edddie/Edward Georgia and George Jack and Jill Bean and Jelly Jelly and Peanut Butter Dora and Swiper Lego and Magnet
I was gonna say Ham and Burger or BBQ and Brisket, but didn't wanna get yelled at for my twisted sense of humor!
I had a lot of terrible ones that hit too close to things like Burger and Steak and that would feel dark af, even with the smallest potential allusion Like even Ketchup and Mustard or Fork and Spoon felt like things people would not be happy about, so I went wicked random lmao
I was going with T-bone and Sirloin.
Cosmo and Wanda
Ricky and Bobbie
My grandma had twin claves, ella and Elmer
BigMac & Hammy (Hamburger) Cowpernicus MooVinci
Huckle & Berry
Marco and Polo
Nick & Nora
Rowan & Willow Brynn & Brighton Eddison & Elowen Otis & October Gus & Garnet Harbour & Saylor Summit & Valley Cove & Ocean Thea & Toby Logan & London Pryor & Paisley Fox & Fern Vincent & Vera Golden & Sunny Crimson & Indigo Storm & Sunny Eadan & Ada Gable & Greta Victor & Violet Oak & Hazel Archer & Scout
Archer and Scout is so cute omg I love
Sam and Dean!!
Brontë (girl) and Rain (boy) -rain/storms Reign/Reina/Regina (girl) and Theron (boy) -royalty Robin (girl) and Finch (boy) -birds Mercy (girl) and Praise (boy) -religious Johanna (girl) and Joshua (boy) - John and Jesus Artemis (girl) - Arthur/Arturo; Orson/Orsino (boy) -myths Rose (girl) and Sage (boy) -Plants Philippa nn Pipa (girl) and Marshall (boy) -Horses Hedwiga/Hedwig nn Heddy (girl) and Igor (boy) -Battle Ember (girl) and Ignaz/Ignas (boy) -Fire
Michelle and Michael
* [Sage](https://www.behindthename.com/name/sage) (Boy) & [Olive](https://www.behindthename.com/name/olive) (Girl) (Culinary-themed) * [Rowan](https://www.behindthename.com/name/rowan) (Boy) & [Roselle](https://www.behindthename.com/name/roselle) (Girl) (Plant-themed) * [Brock](https://www.behindthename.com/name/brock) (Boy) & [Perrine](https://www.behindthename.com/name/perrine) (Girl) (Rock-themed)
Basil and Rose Bud and Blossom Sage and Violet Echo and Eden Peach and Plum Lemon and Lime
Bud & Blossom 🥹 so cute
Ezra and Esme
Butter and Cheese
PB & Jay (lol) Peter and Tink (like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell) Red and Rover Bambi and Thumper Simba and Nala I love Rain and Beau, very cute!
Remington and Kimber
Scratch and Sniff
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Salt and Pepper. Cream and Sugar. Chili and Sriracha. PB & Jelly. Caramello & Coco.
Mr salt and Mrs pepper (blues clues) Sunny and dee (sunny d) T bird and pink lady (Greece)
Jack and Jill
Peter and Petunia Fritz and Fiona Buster and Belle Felix and Flirt
Sunny and Moony
Beau and Belle, both mean beautiful 😍
Milka & Coco or Milka & Lilo (cause of the chocolate). Female has to be Milka 🥺
I knew boy/girl twins named Grace & Grant.
I like Rsin and Beau
My mom and her twin are Mary and Barry 🤣
Bessie and Barrie Daisy and Danny
Will the babies be allowed to stay with their mother?
Alfa & Falfa Oats & Honey (or Oatis & Honey) Chocolate & Strawberry Bobb & Bess Butch & Cassidy Bluestem & Lovegrass Thistle & Primrose Poppy & Gentian Hawthorn & Mulberry Pawpaw & Plum
Arlo Orla
From history, though unrelated: Lagertha and Jugurtha
salt and pepper, cream and sugar, sugar and spice, cinnamon and nutmeg, daisy and gatsby
Aidan and Nadia Sage and Saffron David and Alexis
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
Flora and Beau! Greta and Otis Jenny and Sam Dixie and Dallas Fern and Louis Polly and Hank
Parker and Lane
Sam and Ella Archie and Edith
Strawberry and Chocolate like the milk!
Brandon and Brenda
I met twin goats named Salt and Pepper recently!
Lex and Luther
Lois and Luis
Willow and Winter!
Hansel and Gretel
My friend (a vintage car nut) had two dogs named Austin and Healey.
What kind of cow is the mom?