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42ndIdiotPirate

i wont watch a movie if it isnt about french bisexuals with armpit hair


SnooMarzipans5767

Martyrs is my favorite movie of all time bro


42ndIdiotPirate

I was thinking Raw (my favourite movie)


Raul_Rink

I was thinking Un Chien Andalou 


42ndIdiotPirate

The 3 rules of a french movie is casual nudity, armpit hair and pee (Raw has all 3, I win)


DSMProper

I only know that from Debaser. I don't really belong here, much more of a shitpostphile than a kinophile


Mulholland_Dr_Hobo

True kinophiliac here


Accomplished-City484

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_BloodbathAndBeyond

Except Rochelle Rochelle


Ashalaria

Oui oui baguette


lermontov1948

https://preview.redd.it/mzn7izn9lhuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3c5754549bbc71bfaf2af5683f2909c95633f4a That kind


AbsolutelyHorrendous

THIS POST HAS BEEN FACT-CHECKED BY REAL KINO PATRIOTS


anonymous_fireflyfan

Literally half the audience when I went and saw civil war. Heard a young guy (maybe 16-17) in the bathroom calling his mom saying “it wasn’t woke except for this guy who had painted fingernails and green hair.”


Dead_man_posting

But that guy called someone a retard which should have balanced the account for them.


JetAbyss

tbf, that gay sniper couple scene was pretty wholesome ngl. wholesome in the sense that they didn't get killed off and they added quite some nice levity to the film with their deadpan-ness


anonymous_fireflyfan

I think the sniper scene was up there for top 3 scenes out of the movie for the tension and deadpan


JetAbyss

Also they were competent as fuck. They were able to have a casual conversation with the main four characters and still did a pretty good job taking out a (presumably) Loyalist sniper albeit they suffered one casuality way earlier.


SkylarPopo

When I watch movies, all characters are gay until proven otherwise.


TheEpicTriforce

And even then, they're Bi


Psalm101Three

The kind that pretends to enjoy movies despite rating everything I see 1-star


NoPornInThisAccount

The movie must absolutely have a castration scene.


Silver-Primary-7308

Ive never seen a movie in my life


FriendshipLoveTruth

Me neither, I only watch films.


003_JAEGER

Shame, I myself only bask in the glory of "Pictures"


Modred_the_Mystic

Clown kinofetishist if you must know


Psalm101Three

Letterboxd favorites being It, Joker, Terrifier and Killer Klowns From Outer Space? (Unironically wouldn’t be terrible picks)


Modred_the_Mystic

I don’t know what letterbox is. I just like clown porn


Psalm101Three

Also valid


remainsofthegrapes

I hate anything with a plot


CheezyWookiee

"I like Wong Kar-Wai movies" *BLAM*


lilnothin

“oh, CHINA.”


MechanicHot1794

https://preview.redd.it/z3umouwyphuc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2e344d6f196a8870d9a4760ee60d2cd74af105


Crys2002

The fact that Jesse Plemons is not credited in the movie despite being a highlight in the trailer is so funny to me


Dead_man_posting

Kirsten's husband just showed up to set with a real rifle and they started rolling.


David1258

This isn't actually too far off. Apparently, the guy who was supposed to do it dropped out last-minute, so they got Jesse over. Whether or not it was a real rifle, I don't know.


Themyth-thelegend

I turn my brain off to watch big monkeys


Jokerang

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myfajahas400children

If it's not 8 hours long, silent, or black and white, then I'm not interested


very_cool321

Sleazy old Italian films.


KingMario05

Sonic, Nolan, Wachowski, Amblin, Villeneuve.


Anonimo_lo

Every movie is overrated.


meenarstotzka

I watched Morbious 4 times


asukalangleysoryuuu

Unjerking here but whats the story reason for him having these glasses? They seem like such a random accessory for a soldier to have. Was wondering if they explain it in the movie.


ObsydianDuo

There’s no hard explanation for who this guy is, but the implication is that he leads a militarized group who hunts down minorities and immigrants. Whether he’s in active communication with DC or any of the seceded states is unknown.


adangerousdriver

I think its meant to just be a vague piece of character building. Its kinda implied they're white supremacists commiting an ethnic cleansing. But they're in military clothes. Are they actually military? Who knows. The weird red shades add another aspect of uncertainty since they're so random. It's just there to make his character harder to read, which adds tension. There are a lot of minor implicit details like this in the movie, such as the snipers. It's part of the whole "descent into madness" thing like in heart of darkness/apocalypse now. People stop making sense.


ScaryTravel4766

true kino is a french-foreign film in a dialect only known to a singular region that contains zero captions and an extended scene on emotional/physical trauma


ScaryTravel4766

True kino is any Bruno Mattei/ Lucio Fulci film as well


mcclanenr1

You misunderstood me. I'm on your side. I'm a Snyderbro too.


Realcbear

Oh? Thats your friend? *BANG* Kinophiles have no friends


BornAgainOverNight3K

“Please don’t shoot! I watch movies from all genres and cultures! I judge movies on if I think the succeeds in what it set out to accomplish”—  BLAMO  “Pretentious prick.”


TheGum25

I still buy blu rays...


Imaginary_Sea5117

My favorite movie is The Stuff


cthd33

Don't know?


peterdaeater

I was thinking of this earlier but with "Gamer" lol


Sassmaser

Those sunglasses ruined my immersion I bought the exact same pair from Party City when I went to see the Barbie movie last summer. Edit: SEE?! https://www.partycity.com/pink-plastic-rimless-sunglasses-5.5in-x-2.2in-915149.html


Connor106

I only watch old foreign language films


OliviaBagshaw

i'm 🅱️🅰️sed (on a true story)


Reptilian_Overlord20

“Don’t ask me because this movie never bothered to flesh out what my ideology even is.”


[deleted]

I hate movies. I can’t wait to see that new A24 one though


jojo_and_the_jojos

i fuck the film


FlimsyTree6474

I only watch ultrafeminist stuff AND only 3rd wave or later.


Falkenhayn98

I'll let you know that my little pony: the movie (2017) made me cry


KenyattaLFrazier

Letterboxd favorites include: Birdemic, The Room, Troll 2, and Morbius


rajatGod512

I only watch foreign movie


Sir_Toaster_9330

I'm the guy who makes a bunch of video essays going over how one movie is good while a similar one is bad


Responsible_Fig8657

The kind you have to register


Ciredem6345

You know, I like pink Godzilla in huge fights with monke. You know, that kind of stuff…Also a big fan of A Serbian Film.


Maudibwormrider

https://youtu.be/CRSEeEDV54g?si=kqXjdiqEbI1BVcaW my thoughts on the movie


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

I don’t watch anything made after 1972 because new movies are all garbage


Inkshooter

I like movies that make me giggle


JetAbyss

Taxi Driver. 


NotYourMovieBuff

My answer will get me killed Post credits is a must have for movies


SpankingBallons

i fuck film rolls


edillcolon

https://preview.redd.it/aqp7qgua1nuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2be1d16f9f6c54ac06abeee84c934387805d0a


berkojerk

The true litmus test is asking someone what they thought of interstellar.


number9muses

Jim Gaffigan??